Topic: March 2008

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-01 19:38 EST
March 1, 2008

Give the Kid a Break Tuesday!

We hear that Rhy was making it known Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn that she is Frat Boy Dean?s gal!!! Dean had an unknown fan girl that seems to have a connection with the frat house and seemed to be veeeery interested in catching up with him. Rhy was NOT feeling that!!! She was spotted making a point to kiss on her man. WORK IT, SISTER!

Things got a bit heated after that as Tyler entered and confronted Dean on his speedy courtship. In fact, he had a few choice words for Rhy! While we don?t agree with the language he used, we?ve got to agree with the sentiment. What?s so wrong with taking your time??? Unfortunately, Tyler went waaaaay overboard. We hear that his manner was quite threatening towards Rhy. Now the girl is trashy but there?s no reason to get like that!!!

Cuteness! S?jira and Peredhil were spotted at the bar partaking in some of Amber?s amazing cookies and chatting about how happy they are in their current situations. It seems that S?jira and Head Pussy Panther are definitely an official item and we all know about Perry and Pipes!!! We are so thrilled that all four have found happiness!

We almost feel bad for poor Ethan! He just can?t seem to cut a break these days. After being accosted by a number of people and given the cold shoulder by even more the night before, Stitch wasn?t too kind to him Tuesday night either!!! We hear that he threw a mug across the room and beaned Ethan in the head. He was so shaken up by the blow to the head that he needed assistance from DoD-er Rena and Potter Piper just to walk straight! Poor kid! Maeve entered after the chaos and Stitch was on his best behavior in front of her. The pair were seen chatting at the bar while Maeve?s friends tended to Ethan.

That Chase is just T.R.O.U.B.L.E!!! We hear that after trying to right her major wrongs the other night, she was seen spending some one-on-one time with ANOTHER taken man!!! Skid seems to have taken quite the interest in the PAARTY Girl! In fact, Level-headed Locke was seen peeling her away from him before she caused yet another scene. Geez, somebody get that girl some help already!!!

Two of our faaaavorite siblings were going at it in a ring in the Outback Tuesday night!!! Myria and Tony Graziano were seen duking it out and it seems that lil? sis had more than her brother could handle this particular night. Much to his dismay, she walked away with a pretty solid win. And guess who was looking on!!! Bane, of course. We SWEAR he?s got a thing for that girl! She?s FIERCE!

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Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-01 21:02 EST
March 1, 2008

Body Slam Wednesday!

The Red Dragon Inn never fails the drama hungry does it??? Hina seemed to have LOST it when she found that Skid up and left the city with their son. There was some sort of rumor that he headed off to some demon realm to visit his family. Seriously, what did the girl expect after letting a demon father her child??? TRASH-tastic Jade seemed to have her under control but as soon as she left, Hina attacked Stitch for claiming that he ate her kid. Stitch body slammed Hina and she stormed out once he let her up.

Skid was seen in the Inn a short time later with Bree who caught the confrontation between Stitch and Hina. Skid didn?t seem the least bit concerned for the well-being of his baby?s mama. Instead, he seemed much more interested in securing some candy. Niiiice! Is anyone really surprised??? Were we the only ones that saw this ending badly from the very beginning???

You know we?ve wildly reported on our love of DoD-er Evie but even we have to admit that Brale Brother Baker and mass amounts of alcohol are starting to rot her pretty little brain!!! She was seen hanging out at the bar throwing back mugs of ale with her man Tuesday night. The topic of conversation was?. barely understandable. We think our sources may need to get their alcohol translators calibrated.

It turned into an impromptu double date as Evie?s fellow sister in sin, DoD-er Rena, wandered in with her new man, Aaron. According to our sources, despite the incident from the prior night where Aaron accidently struck Rena, the two were getting along famously!!! In fact, Rena was even caught SMILING after Aaron made a joke. Iiiiinteresting!

Bane is certainly bouncing back into shape?. in more ways than one!!! Of course, he?s looking mighty fine these days in the rings but he?s also getting his flirt on with a number of women. It?s fun, harmless, and quite entertaining!!! He?s been seen charming the likes of Myria, hottie Hodge, and the Luscious Lydia!!! He didn?t even seem to be that taken aback when his ex Jaycy walked through the door. It?s good to see him back on his feet!

Speaking of Baroness of Dockside/Little Black Book Jaycy, isn?t it interesting that she was seen entering just a couple seconds after The Diamond SMOKIN? Sartan??? She was actually later heard making fun of Sartan?s wife, Rory, in front of a fairly large crowd that included G?naughty G?nort and Hodge!!! In fact, she was overheard by our sources picking at the rumored mental health issues that Rory has been supposedly dealing with. Jaycy is NASTY and BLATANT!!! But, man, does she make the duels drama-tastic and, thus, we must love her!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-02 08:24 EST
March 2, 2008

Full On Flirt Mode Thursday!

Law and order never seems to be this city?s specialty and Thursday night was just more proof of that! Despite the fact that Renna was supposedly executed by burning at the stake, the nut job (and we mean that in the nicest of ways, of course) was seen in the Inn looking quite alive. Our sources tell us that she was heavily scarred but certainly not dead. Wonderful. What would RhyDin be without it?s most insane of psycho killers???

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee has never really seemed to have gotten the memo on not flirting with other women?s men?. or perhaps she simply doesn?t care! She was spotted getting a kiss from Skid and asking him if he?d done away with ?his angel? yet!!! Could she mean his baby?s mama, Hina??? We love how openly people discuss such dirty things as murder in the Inn. Considering the number of people that seem to be out for Hina?s blood, the girl is best just disappearing and doing it very quickly!

Frat Boy Dean and Rocky Road Rhy were seen loaded down with shopping bags in the Inn on the first time they?d been seen in public since the nasty throw down with Tyler. The pair seemed to be in a lovely mood, however. It seems not all of Dean?s brothers hate Rhy as vehemently as Tyler. The pair was seen in the company of Frat Boy Julian who didn?t appear to have any issues with Rhy at all! In fact, we hear that Frat Boy Julian, who is an infamous drunk, might actually be on the wagon. Good for him!

Nooooo! Say it ain?t so! Tucker was behind the bar doing what he does best ? looking HAWT and serving drinks ? and seemed to catch the attention of Cass who was in full-on FLIRT mode!!! Taneth showed up and Cass even tried to pull her in on the routine by talking Tucker up to her juuuust loud enough for Tucker to hear. This girl is just plain trouble! Eva better get her man in line because Cass certainly has her eyes on Tucker!

Our sources claim to have spotted Locke and, evidently, he was NOT looking like his usual suave self! Perhaps spending all that time with PAARTY Girl Atalanta is wearing off on him. He was pretty disheveled and was sporting several new bruises. Although, he?s a pretty avid dueler, we hear this damage did not come from within a ring. We sure hope he?s okay!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-02 09:09 EST
March 2, 2008

Late Night Dinner Date Friday!

We knew that hot little Adrienne would turn some heads!!! Although, she?s a favorite in the dueling venues among the men, she?s quickly becoming a favorite in the Red Dragon Inn as well!!! Friday night found both Paladin and Colt trying to get to know her a bit better. She might be a bit on the shy and anxious side but that girl is one HAWT WENCH!!! With all this attention from potential buyers, we doubt she?ll stay on the market very long at all.

Of course, PAARTY Girl Chase just couldn?t stand another woman getting all the attention. She flirted her way into Colt?s heart right quick! The pair continued their banter for quite a while and he just kept getting sucked in deeper and deeper by her womanly skillz. Le sigh. Another one bites the dust!!! Can that girl stay out of trouble for just one night???

Our sources say that they spotted Caitlin who has been keeping a low profile since causing the stink between Chase, Maeve, and Ethan. She chatted briefly with Antonio as he got her a drink but never quite looked comfortable. She didn?t last in public very long before she was escaping the common room back up to her own room. It?s quite a shame really. The one of the three with the least blame in the whole situation is the one that appears the most guilty!!! Poor girl!

The rumors of Baroness of Dockside/Little Black Book Jaycy?s pregnancy have been growing rapidly. No official denials have come out of her camp which makes the story even more interesting!!! We hear that The Diamond SMOKIN? Sartan has firmly denied that he has had a recent sexual relationship with Jaycy?. which, if we believe him, leaves us with the question: WHO IS THE FATHER OF JAYCY?S BABY??? We think a massive amount of paternity tests are going to be needed to answer that one. However, there are rumblings that it could be Leo, a former baron and captain of a ship often out to sea. Those rumblings grew Friday night when Leo was spotted in the Arena which confirms that he is indeed currently in RhyDin!

Ah, will the Ganderfald/CDR grudge never die??? We sure hope not!!! Baron of the Old Market District G?naughty G?nort and the venerable Cletus Ganderfald were seen exchanging words yet again about an incident that happened years ago. G?nort had some choice words for Cletus?s wife (who burned down G?nort?s original tavern) and Cletus accused G?nort of murdering three children from his serving staff when G?nort blew up the Ganderfalds home!!!

Mini-Frank Cor was seen in the Arena Friday night as well looking quite? different. After all those rumors of an unknown explosion at his restaurant and his disappearance, he appeared almost stoic! Odd. He got in a couple of duels and was overheard questioning Joex and Luscious Lydia about what the date was. Very odd indeed!

OMG, kids! A little (well-paid) bird told us that Luscious Lydia and Cute Single Dad Bane were up suuuuper late together Friday night! The pair was spotted at an all-night diner, enjoying a late night meal together! Shall we dare say it??? A DATE!!! We are so thrilled! What a fantastic pair! Our fingers are definitely crossed for the two of them. They?re both coming out of rough break-ups so it?s good to see them both dusting themselves off and getting back into the game.

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-03 09:01 EST
March 3, 2008

A Tony Style Saturday!

Our sources tell us that the space couple, Chase (the HAWT guy version) and Alyson, were seen together for the first time in foooorever in the Red Dragon Inn Saturday night!!! Iiiiinteresting. The pair met in the dueling venues and got quite close but this is our first spotting of them in quite some time. The pair were quite obviously on a date and it seemed to be going smashingly!!! Good for them!

The other Chase (the PAARTY Girl version) was spotted a bit later at the bar, furthering her flirtation with Colt. She?s seemed to sucker another one in!!! Colt was seen giving her a gift of a very pretty cowboy hat and Chase tackled him in quite the squeeze to thank him for the gift. Le sigh. Why do men act so stupid around this girl???

With the rumors that there was some chemistry between the pretty Katarina and Peredhil while he was on the outs with Potter Piper, one would think that the situation would be a bit awkward when Katarina was faced with the lovey dovey Pipes and Perry now. It didn?t seem to be in the least, however! In fact, Katarina seemed quite focused on another classy gentleman in Connar!!! We love this pairing.

If Connar?s interested he better keep his eyes on that one! She?s a pretty little filly and seems to attract attention wherever she goes. Our sources tell us that she?s a ballerina for the RhyDin Theater and Opera company. How fantastic! We HEART dancers! In fact, Bad Boy Wil seemed to be quite enamored by her?. or at least until he remembered that he was supposed to be upstairs keeping an eye on his bride-to-be, Eless, who we hear is recovering from something. We don?t buy his new leaf for a split second!!!!

After Bree and Hina exchanged heated words several nights before over Hina and Skid?s nasty break-up, we hear that the girls were on the same page late into Saturday night!!! Evidently Hina spilled details of exactly why Skid threw her out andl told Bree about the atrocity of a grandmother that Skid had sent their son to stay with.

We hear that the Inn?s basement dueling Arena was taken over by a couch-eating, skirt-nibbling, pillow-chewing goat Saturday night! Luscious Lydia wrangled the thing up and brought it to the Arena evidently thinking it was G?naughty G?nort (who was once turned into a goat for several days). The goat was not G?naughty G?nort as G?naughty G?nort was busy calling at the time. Yet, the goat seemed to take quite the liking to G?naughty G?nort?. and the jokes that are coming to mind are just too dirty for even us to type!

The Diamond SMOKIN? Sartan?s wife Rory REALLY unloaded on SPEEDSTER Nova!!! She clearly believes her husband that he is not the father of Jaycy?s spawn (as much as he knocks up his own wife, does he really even have time???) but she was still LIVID!!! It seems that she was not the least bit happy to hear that Jaycy was talking about her behind her back. Our sources say that the pair was also discussing the status of her current mental health issues which are the result of some sort of magical accident. Iiiiinteresting! We can?t wait for these ladies to pop out their babies so we can watch them get down and DIIIIIRTY, by the way!!!

In the best news of the night, Baron of the Old Market District G?naughty G?nort SHOT Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris!!! Niiiiiice! It seems that G?nort didn?t like the training techniques that Harris was using on Big Britches Erin which it seems consisted of punching her whenever he felt like it. The bullet hit Harris in the shoulder and he bled around the Arena for quite a bit until SPEEDSTER Nova could be convinced to use his innate abilities to patch Harris up. The incident got G?naughty G?nort QUITE the lecture from Luscious Lydia later in the night!!!

Tony also made an appearance Saturday night and SHOCKED us all by making fun of someone else?s accent. WHAT?!?! The sad thing is that boy is really that clueless. It?s a good thing he?s so SMOKIN? HAWT and unintentionally funny!!! The person in question was dripping with gorgeousness!!! One HAWT broad!!! Tony was at least smooth enough to get a drink out of her. However, we never did catch her name. You better believe we?ll be watching out for her, though!

To make his night even more interesting, he somehow convinced Amber that he was a qualified dueling instructor. We think his interest in her was much more superficial and selfish than wanting to help her become a better duelist!!! In fact, he got her to promise to make him dinner one night in exchange for ?teaching? her! So in one night he got a drink bought for him from one HAWT chick and a promise of dinner from another!!! You really just HAVE to admire his style, don?t you???

Oooooh! Did we note a hint of jealousy from Rix??? He was overheard questioning Hodge about rumors that she was seen giving ?special attention? to Joex at the Warlord Tournament this past Monday night. After she reassured him that she only had eyes for him (Gag us!), the pair went on to attempt to convince SPEEDSTER Nova that he should make a play for Big Britches Erin!!! OMG!!! See, we?re not the only ones who would think this couple utterly FABULOUS!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-05 20:27 EST
March 5, 2008

Utmost Cuteness Sunday!

It definitely seems that things are ON between PAARTY Girl Chase and Colt and they made that obvious to the crowd gathered in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night! In fact, it seems that Colt already has a nickname for his new ?gal? ? Gemmy-Eyes. Awww. The cuteness makes our stomach turn! Perhaps these two are a good pair. He seems to drink even more than she does!!!

However, later in the night she was AGAIN spotted with Ethan. Didn?t he learn his lesson the first time? The two were seen with their heads together having a VERY intimate conversation. Neither looked all that pleased to be in each other?s company. Quite odd. While Chase was busy chatting with Ethan, Colt had turned his eyes on the teen queen Riley. Dumped for a younger girl??? HARSH!

Speaking of the utmost cuteness, S?jira and Head Pussy Panther were seen necking behind the bar. We love their quiet style!!! They seem to be getting close awfully fast. S?jira seems to be the traditional sort of girl so we?re curious to see how this courtship will proceed! A-freaking-dorable!

Renna seems to be on her best behavior after her brush with death? or whatever it was that happened. She was seen gabbing with CHARITY Jewell in the Inn. Our sources claim that it?s probably the least amount of trouble that the pair have gotten into in a half an hour span in YEARS!!! We don?t doubt that!

Down in the Annex for Fight Night, Cute Single Dad Bane was spotted again with Luscious Lydia but Bane seemed a bit distracted. He was actually overheard saying that he had spent the day at the anti-gravity races outside the city. Oh, really??? We wonder if he was there to see Myria who works with one of the anti-gravity racing teams!!! Cute Single Dad Bane seems to be keeping his options open!!!

Big Britches Erin was STILL complaining about Baron of the Old Market Distract G?naughty G?nort shooting Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris. Bah! Who cares? We bet Harris has already forgotten! Erin certainly hasn?t, though. She was repeating the story to The Gov MAN-tastic Matt?. who seemed quite shocked. Can he really be all that shocked??? This is Harris and G?nort we?re talking about after all.

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-05 20:53 EST
March 5, 2008

HEART the Arts Monday!

We should have known the girls at The Stitch would have snagged Adrienne! Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn, she was overheard telling another pretty little thing that she?d gotten a gig modeling The Stitch?s clothing. Niiiice, girls! Get the hottest new thang in RhyDin sporting your duds! She even had her conversation partner convinced to make a visit to The Stitch in the coming week.

Our sources spotted another of our new FAVORITE faces in Katarina! She?s aaaamazingly HAWT! We scored some tickets to see her March 13th in the opening of The Marriage of Figaro!!! You better believe that we?ll be there with bells on. We HEART the arts! We?re not the only ones evidently. Connar was again seen in the company of Johnny?s hottie of a relative. Somebody has a crush, we think!

The Other Woman Lain was seen with Deadbeat Dad Alex for most of the evening Monday night. Say it ain?t so!!! We know this boy oooooozes charm and the women can?t seem to resist him but? come on! Is it just us or does the combination of evil that a Lain/Alex coupling creates makes us quiver in our fine Italian loafers??? We?re hoping that the pair remains ?just friends? for the safety of all of RhyDin.

Luscious Lydia and Cute Single Dad Bane were seen together AGAIN in the Outback Monday night. These two seem to be spending quite a bit of time together!!! We kind of think that this might work. We?ve got our fingers crossed for the pair of them because they definitely deserve a bit of happiness.

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-06 19:25 EST
March 6, 2008

Call Me Tuesday!

Perhaps we don?t have to worry about a Alex/Lain reunion after all! Deadbeat Dad Alex was back to keeping company with the uber pretty Jalleia Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn. We hear that all is not well on that front, however! Alex seemed to take offense to a remark Jalleia made in regards to one of his ?family members?, Icer. Whatever! When will Deadbeat Dad Alex ever realize just how lucky he is that these beautiful women keep falling for his charm???

Poor Adrienne caught the attention of some drunk sap at the bar. Our sources never did catch his name but he certainly seemed to have his sights set on the new-to-town beauty! He even weaseled his way into getting her to let him spend the night on her floor! Oh, Lord! This girl is so in the need of a good big brother!

AJ and The Bum Phillipe entered the Inn in fine spirits to announce that AJ is expecting a child. She was overheard stating that she?s due in approximately eight months which, if she?s a normal human, would make her about six or seven weeks pregnant. Le sigh. He was over an hour late for his wedding. We wonder how late he will be for the birth of his child! Some women just never learn. It seems his finances are at least in better order these days as he forked over the cash to Amber to have drinks for the patrons on him for the evening. At least he can provide for his family now!

Locke was more than happy to drink on The Bum Phillipe?s dime and was seen sharing drinks with a new face in town ? Seliandre! The pair seemed to bond over a mutual love of FASHION and we HEART men who dress snazzy! Where there?s free booze, PAARTY Girl Chase is likey to show and she didn?t disappoint. She was there and hit it off almost immediately with her buddy Locke?s new friend. Chase?s maybe/possibly boyfriend Quel didn?t seem to like the instant attraction that his gal pal made with the sexy Seliandre! He evidently made that QUITE CLEAR and Seliandre decided to take off?. but not before dangling his key to his room at the Inn, pretending he was on a phone, and mouthing the words ?Call me? to Chase.

While Chase and Seliandre were getting their flirt on, Locke certainly wasn?t playing the wallflower! He was all eyes on the stunning ballerina Katarina! Johnny needs to lock that girl up! She?s got more male attention that she knows what to do with these days. Katarina seemed interested but she also seemed to be keeping her options open! Her eyes wandered towards Connar once or twice. Get ?em, girl!!!

We hear that Mini-Frank Cor was seen calling in the Outback and was AGAIN acting particularly strange. He supposedly seems a bit older and out of sorts. ?Maybe he finally lost it??? Luscious Lydia was again questioning him on what?s going on but HAWT single Wyh Not took over for him before much information was revealed. Speaking of which, Luscious Lydia seemed to be there with Cute Single Dad Bane!!! Are these two a couple yet??? We?re still not sure what to think of it but we want it to work!

Two of our FAVORITE people were seen in the Outback Tuesday night as well!!! Jake, the half-orc founder of Red Orc Brewery which makes Badsider Brew, was there chatting with MILF Caedia! HAWT + BAD TO THE BONE = Our Favorite Combination!!! Caedia was there with her hubby, Kheldar, and later in the night the pair were seen catching up with Caedia?s former flame, Cute Single Dad Bane. Luscious Lydia had already left for the night but we?re dyyyyying to know what Caedia would think of Bane?s rumored crush!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy made an increasingly rare appearance in the Outback? and she was looking anything but FLAWLESS or FIERCE!!! It seems that she?s caught that nasty bug that?s been going around and suddenly turned into a snot-nosed sickly! Ewwww. The Gov MAN-tastic Matt seemed to be keeping a careful eye on her and was keeping her out of the rings despite her protests. At least he?s good for something! Get well soon, Koy!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-07 21:28 EST
March 7, 2008

Stock on the Rise Wednesday!

Wolv?s new gal pal Aly was seen in the Red Dragon Inn Wednesday night chatting with TRASH-tastic Jade and made it quite clear that the wedding bug has NOT bitten her!!! She seemed quite opposed to the idea of marrying Wolv. OMG! He better work harder to impress that pretty thang or she might be swayed to another man?s bed!

It?s no wonder why. We hear that Wolv came in a short time later and is evidently STILL smarting from his gubernatorial loss. In fact, he was claiming voter fraud!!! You?ve got to be kidding us!!! Aly told him to stop feeling sorry for himself. Good for him! How can he not be happy with the fine woman that he?s got??? After the Masquerade Ball, we?re buying up all the Aly stock we can get our hands on! The girl?s on the RISE!!!

AJ was overheard telling Frank that she?s pregnant and he seemed pretty happy for her. She was also overheard saying that she believes the name Dimitri to be ?cute? and ?darling?. Good Lord. This child is doooooomed! Good news is that she has given up booze, cigs, and dueling. Too many women in this town aren?t good ovens for their little buns. We hope that AJ breaks the trend so that her kid is healthy even if it is strapped with a horrible name!

We?re pretty curious as to why Kacey hasn?t been seen hanging out with her man in the past week or so. No word as to yet as to his whereabouts but we certainly hope the pair are still together. Kacey seems awfully happy when he?s around! She seemed awfully happy Wednesday night as well but that could be due to the mass amounts of alcohol she was seen downing with Awesome Alain and another mystery lady! The trio had made up some drinking game and were quickly hammering them down.

The Other Woman Lain and Deadbeat Dad Alex were seen spending quite some time together AGAIN! We don?t think there is a reunion in the works, however. The pair merely seem to be friends. That doesn?t ease our concerns. These two are RIDICULOUS when together! A walking disaster! There should be some law on the books that requires them to remain 100 yards away from one another.

It seems that things still aren?t smoothed over between Holder of Moonberyl Bran and The Diamond SMOKIN? Sartan!!! When Luscious Lydia questioned what started the dispute, it caused a new round of insults to fly back and forth between the pair. SMOKIN? Sartan and SPEEDSTER Nova accused Bran of buying too much stock into what Cas (the Roman version) thinks while Bran said that Sartan was just trying to act tough. The pair clearly doesn?t like each other and we LOVE it!!!

Luscious Lydia seemed much more interested in Cute Single Dad Bane!!! The chemistry between the pair is really starting to heat up!!! Luscious Lydia was seen feeling the sleeve of Cute Single Dad Bane?s sweater to admire the fabric?. but we think it was just a weak excuse to touch him. These two are just yummy! Later they were even seen hand-in-hand! OMG! TOO CUTE FOR WORDS!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-08 21:35 EST
March 8, 2008

Smith Family Stunners Thursday!

So evidently the con artist who found his way onto the lovely Adrienne?s floor goes by the name Morgan. Our sources say the pair having quite the intimate conversation Thursday night at the bar of the Red Dragon Inn! She seems to slowly but surely be giving in to his ?charm?. Le sigh. Is it just us or do you smell another The Bum Phillipe brewing in our midst???

Seliandre seems certain to make himself a reputation as a lady?s man?. and he?s not wasting any time on getting to work!!! He was seen flirting up Miss Mercy at the bar and making sure to keep the alcohol flowing in her direction. In fact, his new friend Locke came over to play wing man!!! These two charmers are waaaay too much trouble when together! They?d have even the most shrewd woman?s panties flying off in no time flat. Watch out, ladies!

We hear that Johnny was seen tending bar late into the night!!! It?s nice to hear that he?s spending a bit more time in public. Perhaps he decided to up his public presence to fend off any would-be suitors of his pretty female relatives. One of his sisters was there with him ? Juliane! What a stunner she is! The Smith family sure knows how to grow ?em if you know what we mean!!!

Downstairs in the Inn?s basement Arena, a crowd had gathered to watch the winner of the Warlord Tournament Aurora face off against Overlord Roland for his title!!! The trouble-making Imp was there to call? and to leer at all the ladies, of course. The crowd was packed full of some of dueling?s biggest names! Xeno was present discussing and analyzing the match with the HAWT Wyh Not. The former Overlord Cletus was there to support Aurora who has ties to his family. The former baron Rix hung out with his hot piece of arm candy, Hodge, to cheer on his old friend, Roland.

Although the crowd seemed firmly in the Overlord?s court for the most part, Aurora took two strong wins to win the title! The barons present quickly chimed in with their alignments. That naughty Jaycy, Baroness of Dockside, decided to go renegade as did G?naughty G?nort who currently reigns as Baron of the Old Market District! It seems that Aurora?s got a way to go in order to earn the respect of her barons. We wouldn?t put it past her! She?s pretty FIERCE!

Congratulations, Overlord Aurora!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-08 22:39 EST
March 8, 2008

Mamas, Don?t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Demons Friday!

Hina?s life still seems to be a mess! She was seen burying her woes in a Badsider Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn in the company of TRASH-tastic Jade and Playboy Demon Damien. Skid was also present making it known to Hina that they were over and she wouldn?t be seeing her son again any time soon. So sad! TRASH-tastic Jade stood up for her friend and had some very sharp words for Skid! Mamas and their babies should never be separated!!!

Antonio always seems to have a way with the ladies? even the FIERCE ladies!!! He got a smile after complimenting Krazy Kitty and Alysia?s perfect forms from both ladies. That man is just ooooozing smoothness! The ladies appeared to take it as an instant reminder to take their birth control regularly when the DIVINE Storm joined them feeling a bit under the weather with morning sickness! We have a feeling that there won?t be brand new little Alysias or little Kitties running around any time soon! CHARITY Jewell was a bit more sympathetic and was overheard offering advice to the DIVINE Storm. Lord knows CHARITY Jewell is experienced enough!

Johnny seems to be keeping an awfully close eye on his girls this past week!!! They probably need it! All of their suitors could use a good vetting! He was seen chatting amiably with his fair sister Juliane and his lovely cousin Ballerina Katarina! In fact, we hear that Johnny was seen overseeing the girls talking up Jolyon. No word as to which of those lovely lasses he has been lucky enough to catch the attention of but we have a feeling he?ll be minding his manners with Big Brother Johnny?s around!

SPEEDSTER Nova was seen hanging out with Big Britches Erin and Rory downstairs in the Arena. Still nothing major to report between SPEEDSTER Nova and Big Britches Erin, unfortunately. We?re not giving up hope yet, though! The sarcastic twins with unite!!! Rory, on the other hand, seemed AWFULLY interested in the suave Locke. Maybe the married woman has had just enough of those rumors about her husband and a certain baroness and is ready to have a bit of fun herself!

Our sources say that Big Britches Erin and Locke exchanged words inside a ring and outside a ring. The pair have never really seemed to be too keen on one another and the only sign of any reason behind it happened so many months ago that we can barely remember! It seems that Big Britches Erin certainly knows how to hold a grudge! No real surprise there!

We hear that other than times when Luscious Lydia was in a ring, she and Cute Single Dad Bane were pretty much inseparable for most of the night! Things certainly seem to be heating up between these two. We just hope they take their time since they seem to be both getting out of MAJOR relationships. ADORABLE, though! Absolutely adorable!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-09 10:01 EST
March 9, 2008

The Perfect Gentleman Saturday!

Those lovely ladies Juliane and Katarina were seen hanging out in the Red Dragon Inn early Saturday evening! We adore those two! It?s almost too much eye candy to handle. Johnny was no where in sight either. He has to get better on keeping track of the women in his life or they?re going to get themselves into some trouble! Speaking of trouble, Jolyon was again seen speaking with the ladies and while he certainly seems like the perfect gentleman, we?re not quite buying the routine! We think there?s a bit of playboy in there somewhere! Watch out, Johnny!!!

DoD-er Rena was overheard chatting up Krazy Kitty and it seems that Boy Toy Aaron hasn?t quite healed her wounds after losing Val. Rena seemed a bit hopeless as to him returning from his homeland but seemed to still want him to come back! Krazy Kitty (who we STILL say should have her own relationship advice column) tried to convince Rena that Boy Toy Aaron seemed much nicer and more reliable and Rena even seemed to SMILE a bit when she spoke of Aaron taking her sailing and making her dinner. Oooooh! Romantic!

Did we hear our sources right??? We so need someone to confirm this for us because we just don?t believe it! We hear that Renna was playing Ave Maria on the piano!!! First of all, who knew the girl was a musician??? Second of all, of all the things for her to choose to play she choose Ave Maria??? If this is true, we cannot believe we missed it! Oh, how we LOVE that song. It brings back soooo many childhood memories!

Hina and Skid?s fallout is STILL a HAWT topic of conversation in the Inn. Ren was questioning TRASH-tastic Jade about how Hina?s been holding up. Not well was TRASH-tastic Jade?s answer and Ren told her to help out then. What?!?! When did TRASH-tastic Jade become Hina?s keeper??? Isn?t there anybody else better suited for job??? She can barely take care of herself much less that bratty kid she?s got!

Later into the night, Ren made a very public announcement to announce the engagement of a very pretty teal haired young woman who we hear goes by the name Adalia to very young man named Ghent. The pair seemed quite embarrassed by the attention. Very cute couple and they appear much too young to be tying the knot but we don?t know much about them! We?ll have to keep our eyes peeled!

Silly The Bum Phillipe! He was overheard telling his wife AJ that her morning sickness should pass after the first three months. Ha! It MAY but we had one sister who was still yacking up her guts the day she delivered her little stinker! And once the morning sickness does subside comes the indigestion, heartburn, and difficulty sleeping! Have fun, though! HA!

Whoa! Things are not good with the Misfits! Potter Piper and DoD-er Rena were seen trying to soothe Bad Boy Wil who was A WALKING MESS!!! It seems that his dear Eless has up and disappeared and he really is heartbroken over the whole matter! In fact, yesterday was supposed to be their WEDDING DAY!!! Bad Boy Wil was really throwing back the alcohol as he tried to drink the memories away and poor Potter Piper and DoD-er Rena seemed to be at an utter loss as to what to tell him to make him feel better. Even Brale Brother Baker got in on the attempt to make Bad Boy Wil feel a bit better?. but as one can imagine Brale Brother Baker wasn?t much help! Funny but not much help!

We hear that downstairs in the Arena, Locke and Luscious Lydia made amends. The pair had disliked each other from the same incident months prior that caused Big Britches Erin to dislike Locke. However, it seems that Locke and Lydia were much more willing to place the past in the past than Big Britches Erin! It?s that sarcastic mouth coming back to bite her yet again! Speaking of that sarcastic mouth, it was hard at work last night calling duels. We hope she witnessed Luscious Lydia?s ability to put a grudge behind her. Big Britches Erin could certainly learn a thing or two from Luscious Lydia!

SPEEDSTER Nova certainly seems to spend a lot of time with his best friends? significant others! Last night he was seen hanging out with hottie Hodge and chatting about emo kids and his daughter?s massive collection of clothes. We?re starting to wonder if Rix and Sartan have assigned him the task of keeping their girls out of trouble!!! And if that?s the case, who?s duty is it to keep SPEEDSTER Nova out of trouble???

BTW, have you missed the HUGEST announcement of them all?!?! March Madness is back, baby! Oh, yeah! The Duel of Swords is currently accepting entries from all ranks for the second annual March Madness Tournament. No prizes have been announced yet but you know they'll be Super FAAAABULOUS! We hear that the crop of duelists is already getting big and quickly approaching the required 64 so you better get your name in FAST!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-10 09:46 EST
March 10, 2008

A LydiBane Sunday!

Unfortunately, it seems that Guido made out our sources Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn and was able to bar them entry until after midnight. What a bummer! We were finally able to sneak our sources back in and get a few pieces of gossip. We promise NEVER to allow this to happen again! In the future we?ll be much sneakier!!!

Wow! Does Colt move fast or what??? Early last week he was getting to know PAARTY Girl Chase a bit better but seemed to dump her in the dirt for teen queen Riley! Robbing the cradle there, are we??? He was seen really kissing and groping on his young lady even as Chase sat at the bar. Man, he?s got some big ones!

As for Chase, she just can?t help but flirt with taken men. It really seems like an addiction. While tossing back shots, she was overheard laying on the charm THIIICK for Gav!!! How do you flirt with a man wearing a ?Property of Des? apron??? SUUUUPER Des will END you! As usual, Gav was completely clueless. Her attention certainly shifted when Quel showed up late into the night. He STILL seems absolutely smitten with her! Either his skull is full of a bunch of rocks or he is the most forgiving man alive! We can?t decide which.

After spending the past week convincing us that he might be moving on from Atalanta by hanging out and flirting with some very classy ladies, Locke was once again BACK with PAARTY Girl Atalanta!!! OMG, Locke! Come on! The pair seemed engaged in quite the intimate conversation. We are soooo depressed!

DoD-er Rena and Aaron seem AWFULLY close these days!!! The pair were seen kissing and cuddling with one another in the Inn Sunday night. Is it just us or has DoD-er Rena been spending an awful lot of time in the Inn rather than in the dueling venues as of late??? Could she be avoiding introducing her new man to her DoD-er pals (one of which was in the Annex last night)???

Action was hopping in the Annex during Fight Night! Rix seemed to make quite a few people a bit cranky by stating that those who hold positions of high rank in the dueling venues have no personalities. Hodge seemed a bit unimpressed with the comment and, in fact, was overheard by one of our sources giving Rix quite the hard time about his reputation as unreliable and dishonest!!! Good for her!!! We like women who watch their own back and don?t part their legs like the Red Sea for the first man with a bit of charm! A good strong back bone ROCKS!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was back to her usually FIERCE self Sunday night in the Annex! It seems she?s kicked the flu for the most part and is almost back in fighting form. Instead of fighting, however, it was a round of girl chat that occupied her evening! She was seen with Big Britches Erin and Rory talking about her man The Gov MAN-tastic Matt?s plans for the city. It seems that The Gov has been quite busy working with The Watch trying to make this city a bit safer. Safer is always a welcome good thing in RhyDin!!!

What would an evening in a dueling venue be as of late without a Luscious Lydia/Cute Single Dad Bane sighting??? The pair is absolutely INSEPARABLE and seem to love every minute they spend together. They hung out most of the evening together and were overheard getting directions from Baron of the Old Market District G?naughty G?nort to an all-night eatery to grab a late, late dinner!!! G?naughty G?nort has dubbed the pair LydiBane and we ADORE it!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-11 20:11 EST
March 11, 2008

Six Pack of Abs Monday!

Deadbeat Dad Alex?s new woman, Jalleia, didn?t seem to be the least bit threatened when she spotted her man with his former long-time fling, Lain Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn! And later in the night D.D. Alex and Jalleia were seen discussing his children with CHARITY Jewell! It?s certainly a change of pace to see D.D. Alex with a woman who isn?t threatened by the other women in his life. The pair hung out together for several hours in the Inn and seemed to be getting along smashingly! Maybe this Jalleia will be a good influence on the womanizing deadbeat dad!

It seems that PAARTY Girls Atalanta and Chase have been spending s0 much time chasing tail that they?ve lost touch with one another! While Chase threw back shots of hard liquor and Atalanta tended bar, the girls had some girl chat? which probably consisted of planning how to lure more of RhyDin?s unsuspecting men into their beds!!! Speaking of those unsuspecting men, Quel joined Chase a bit later and was his usual starry-eyed self in her presence. Le sigh!

Speaking of FAAABULOUS girl talk, our sources spotted Sylvia and The DIVINE Storm hanging out together while Yummy Ewan tended to his pregnant wife. Evidently Sylvia has bought her little rugrats a puppy! How wonderful! Can you only imagine the unbearable cuteness in that house??? Our sources CLAIM to have heard Hudson and Sylvia making plans later in the night to have dinner together before attending the production of The Marriage of Figaro. WHAT?!?! Is that a?. date???

We hear that Luscious Lydia was seen giving her new crush, Cute Single Dad Bane, a small plush animal in the Outback Monday night. It seems that it was some sort of private joke between the pair. Lydibane are too cute for words!!! Interestingly enough, Cute Single Dad Bane was seen introducing Myria to his new gal pal. Considering Bane had been overheard stating he?d been visiting Myria at the race track, we wonder how THAT went over!

Mark this down on your calenders, folks! It?ll probably NEVER happen AGAIN! We agree with Big Britches Erin. Yep, you heard us right. We agree with Big Britches Erin. She was overheard lecturing The Diamond SMOKIN? Sartan and SPEEDSTER Nova for their childish behavior and evidently called them ?ridiculous?. Those boys certainly are ridiculous! After calling Big Britches Erin?s boyfriend ?douchey?, SMOKIN? Sartan earned another lecture for not being nicer to him. We hear that SMOKIN? Sartan is campaigning pretty hardcore to get Big Britches Erin to leave her boyfriend for SPEEDSTER Nova. We knew there was a reason we liked Sartan?. besides the HAWT six pack of abs, of course!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-13 21:20 EST
March 13, 2008

The Field Tuesday!

Adrienne?s man, Morgan, earned more than a few sharp looks when SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee showed up in his lap Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn! Once she?d moved on to other men, Morgan was quick to smooth over any ruffled feathers with a whoooole lot of charm. Despite his friendliness with Kairee, it seems that he?s all Adrienne?s! This guy certainly has quite the crush on the fresh-faced beauty!

It was a night full of suitors for the Smith family ladies!!! Seriously, Johnny needs to lock these girls in the attic or something. They are too cute and too charming for words! Katarina and Juliane were spotted at a table entertaining two of their regulars ? Jolyon and Connar! We?re not really sure which gentleman to link with which lady but we don?t think the gentlemen would mind being linked with EITHER lady. The pair seems smitten with the Smith women?. and who can blame them???

Bad Boy Wil certainly didn?t take long to move on! He was seen in the Inn flirting it up with some pretty lass. Yeah, we can tell he?s real heartbroken. What ever did happen to our dear Eless??? Le sigh.

Definitely some interesting drama going down in the Outback! We hear that Lydibane might not be as strong as we initially thought! Luscious Lydia was seen chatting with Myria for a bit which had to be awkward? but once Cute Single Dad Bane was out of a ring, he was all Myria?s! The pair had quite the debate but our sources couldn?t quite get to the bottom of the heated words. It did end with Myria stalking out of the Outback! MAJOR! Has Cute Single Dad Bane been playing the field a little toooo much???

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-15 11:32 EST
March 15, 2008

Overheard Around Town!

- ?If Matt ever cheated on Koy, his dentist would be removing bits of her high heel.? We totally HEART Kitty!

- ? Frank fights like a chicken. Plenty of squawking and dancing around.? So claimed The Bum Phillipe! We?re publishing this because we want to see Frank kick The Bum Phillipe?s you-know-what for saying it!

- ?I am pregnant with Veighn?s love child! I could not wait for Stephen to get out of jail, and Veighn offered to take me out on that..um..hearts and naked baby day so we went out. He woo?d me quite well, I must say. I only threw up a little bit when he licked me with those three tongues this time.? So claimed CHARITY Jewell. We?re more disturbed than amused, really.

- ?Asians are hot, man.? Another classy Graziano line from Tony.

- ?Who wants tae be goin? out?tha? requires spendin? money?me I jus? be lookin? fer a quick ride tae tuna town on the skin ship.? Robert even comes close to offending US sometimes!

- ?Oh, see, that ain?t gonna work then. I keep my va-jay in check, and non-tuna-y.? Was Trixie?s response to Robert?s above comment!

- ?What page are you guys on in the Kama Sutra?? Baker to Pipes and Perry in an attempt to see how serious their relationship was. We HEART this question as a deciding factor on whether or not two people are a couple or not!

- ?Stitch?s a jackal, not a dingo, Hina. He did NOT eat your baby.? Bree to Hina in response to Stitch?s claims that he made a snack out of her son.

- ?I?m the most kick-assinest Tender in this dump of a city.? Baker makes up a new word. We should keep a dictionary of Baker-words!

- ?Don?t you beat me up both morally and emotionally damn near every time you see me?? SPEEDSTER Nova to Big Britches Erin after she gave him a hard time for not dueling her.

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-15 11:33 EST
March 15, 2008

Ohz Noez Wednesday!

Wow! The men in this city are such PLAYERS!!! We?ve reported that Adrienne has been seen in the company of a man named Morgan recently who has seemed to really have charmed his way into her pants in the past week. We think this guy is a bit sleazy but he seems to have some game! Wednesday night it wasn?t Adrienne he was macking on but Hina who is certainly in a vulnerable place. In fact, he was seen leaving with her!!! Now Adrienne?s new to town but we don?t see Hina?s friends allowing this guy to take advantage of her. Morgan is seriously cruising for a bruising!

Frat Boys Cole and Dirk were spotted in the Red Dragon Inn hanging out with TRASH-tastic Jade and Rocky Road Rhy! The girls craziness seemed to seep into the boys who were acting a bit goofy themselves. Those two guys are still full of FIERCE hawtness, though! Such an adorable couple!

Rocky Road Rhy sobered up a bit when Brandon?s girl Lyren came in all a mess. It seems that Brandon?s missing and it was up to Rocky Road Rhy to console her! Awkward much??? Who goes to your boyfriend?s ex for sympathy??? Kind of odd, we think but all those girls are a bit left of center. Anyway, we?re sure Brandon?s fine. We don?t buy his good guy routine. We bet he went off with his boys on some gambling/boozing/womanizing trip and will be back in a week or two with a hangover and a lighter wallet!

DoD-er Rena and Potter Piper were overheard questioning Krazy Kitty on her wedding plans. It seems that she STILL hasn?t planned very much, including a date!!! We are starting to not believe it! We think Kitty and Tass have a secret date already picked out and they?re just not telling anybody to keep the press from finding out. What a freaking bummer! Kitty is also still dropping hints that they may, in fact, elope. NOBODY WANTS THAT!!! This has to be a giant nontraditional affair and we neeeeed an invite!

OMG, Johnny! You must do something! Katarina and Juliane are quickly becoming the two HAWTEST young bachelorettes in the city but with that distinction comes some mighty unwanted attention! The pair of lovely ladies were seen spending time with Jolyon and BAD BOY WIL! Ohz noez! Not Bad Boy Wil?!?! Johnny really needs to make sure those girls are escorted more often when they?re spending time in the Inn!

Big Britches Erin was overheard by one of our sources saying to Luscious Lydia that she?d marry SPEEDSTER Nova if she could!!! Heeeeellooooo! Maybe she was being sarcastic but we have a feeling that Redneck Jake isn?t going to be too fond of her saying that either way. He?s certainly the controlling type! In fact, Redneck Jake was indeed spotted in the Outback later in the night making sure that his girl wasn?t getting into any trouble. Erin is sooooo?. well?. whipped for lack of a better word!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-16 08:56 EST
March 16, 2008

Catty and Unwashed Thursday!

LOVE IT!!! We hear that within about thirty seconds of meeting Venom Vinny Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn that new girl Caitlin had already deemed him a ?playboy?! If you remember correctly Caitlin was the chick that started that mess with Ethan not so long ago. The jury was out on her after that but that comment to Vinny MELTS our cold little hearts! This girl is absolutely one of our new favorites.

Stitch really isn?t making any friends these days. It seems that ever since Potter Piper stopped hanging out with him, he?s been getting into a loot full of trouble!!! He somehow irritated Tass enough for Tass to issue a slew of threats his way and then turned on Krazy Kitty. Skid attempted to lessen the tension but failed miserably. We hear by the end of the confrontation Stitch was the one bleeding?. but was by his own hand. WHAT?!?! We think the kid?s lost the few marbles he had bouncing around in that empty skull of his.

CHARITY Jewell and her idiot husband of far too many months already, Stephen, were spotted in the Inn. You can always smell when Stephen and Robert?s ships are in at port. The stench of unwashed men makes the city rank! Anyway, the pair were overheard being quite snotty when they saw Bad Boy Wil being comforted by a female friend. They missed the conversation where Wil was busy spilling out his heart to the unknown woman about how much he misses Eless and how little sleep he?s gotten in recent days. Instead, when she went to hug him in sympathy, they assumed he was moving on and made some down right catty remarks about how quickly Wil was rebounding! Who?d a thunk CHARITY Jewell could be catty?!?! Riiiight, not a catty bone in her body!

It seems like things are smoothed over between Hina and Skid?. at least in a way. Skid was overheard inviting her to move back into his lair or whatever. But it?s clear that the pair are NOT back ?on? and are only living as a family for their son?s sake. In fact, Hina was overheard stating that she has a date for Saturday night!!! Good for her! We?re tired of watching her be unappreciated by Skid. The men in this city need a serious wake up call sometimes!

The lovely Taneth was seen in the bowels of the Inn at the Arena catching up with some of the less than savory characters that she knows in the duels, including Imp who was on duty calling! She seemed as lovely as always and was in quite the spectacular mood. Speaking of lovely women, Wyh Not was also seen looking FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC in the Inn!!! HAWT stuff! We HEART Wyh and Taneth sightings!

Lydibane are indeed still going strong it appears! The pair were inseparable Thursday night in the Arena as they chatted with Baron of the Old Market District G?naughty G?nort. It seems that Lydia believes that G?nort?s not a big fan of Redneck Jake?s and accused him of that which G?naughty G?nort denied! Considering the pretty intense argument the pair had over reports of Erin leaving G?nort?s house in only one of G?nort shirts, we don?t think Lydia went too far out on a limb with that one. In fact, it seems that Redneck Jake is struggling to get many of the men in the dueling venues to give him a chance!!! We wonder if it?s because they?re all protective of Big Britches Erin or if it?s because they all want to see her with SPEEDSTER Nova like we do!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-16 20:14 EST
March 16, 2008

Crazy Ex Friday!

OMG! Who turned the Red Dragon Inn into a playground for tots??? Friday night saw waaaay too many kids hanging out. They gave our sources such the headache that they used up our ENTIRE supply of the wonderfully, fabulous Ache-Be-Gone? which just so happens to be one of our MAJOR sponsors. See the ad to the left and check with your local pharmacist or apothecary for availability!

Ethan was overheard complaining to Chase (what are these two doing spending time together again, btw???) about the number of rugrats in the Inn. We don?t tend to agree with him that much but isn?t there some place better that kids can be hanging out besides THAT seedy place???

When our sources finally felt it safe enough to return, the Inn was clear and DoD-er Rena?s new man Aaron was hitting up Awesome Alain for a job! Alain seemed to take a liking to the man but we think he should hold his judgment. Aaron seems a bit on the hot headed side to us! Maybe that?s what Rena finds so appealing about him. Iiiiinteresting development, nonetheless!

As if the gorgeous Juliane and Katarina aren?t enough of a problem for poor Johnny, we hear that the young Natalia was out late? probably well after her curfew! She was seen hanging out with her two older female relatives and Jolyon. There?s going to be quite the cadre of gentlemen callers for Johnny to beat away soon enough!!!

Doc Eva seems to like to surround herself with like-minded, beautiful women! We hear that the woman she was buddying up with on Friday night goes by the name Izira. The pair shared a bottle of bourbon and some friendly conversation with Ghost. Doc Eva barely seemed to notice her rumored ?close friend? Tucker?. but perhaps she was trying not to!!! We hear that Tucker was keeping company with a strange little bird. The new girl seems a bit younger than Eva and waaaay different! Very odd.

The minute we use this blog to stick up for Bad Boy Wil when CHARITY Jewell was making catty remarks about how fast he was moving on after his break-up with Eless, he goes and shoots himself in the foot! Come on!!! We hear that he was boozing it up Friday night with the SAME WOMAN!!! Evidently her name is Siren. Ugh. We can only assume that with a name like that and boobs as big as she has that she spends most of her nights giving lap dances! Somebody should stamp ?REBOUND? on this chick?s forehead. In fact, we even hear that he was seen leading her up to her room late into the night. Le sigh!

We hear some major drama went down in the Inn?s basement Arena Friday night!!! Cute Single Dad Bane was having a grand time with his lovely new lady Luscious Lydia and several friends, including Big Britches Erin and G?naughty G?nort, when Baroness of Dockside/Jumpin? Beds Jaycy stormed in and ripped him a new one for not informing her that their son was sick. Oh, so now she wants to be a mother??? Bane kept his cool while the crazy woman ranted and raved. When she stormed out, he was hot on her heels. We are SO NOT A FAN!!!

When Cute Single Dad Bane rejoined the party, things were obviously not kosher between him and Luscious Lydia. Our sources weren?t the only ones that noticed either. We hear that even the SUPER OBSERVANT (can you feel the sarcasm?) SPEEDSTER Nova and The Diamond SMOKIN? Sartan felt the tension between the pair. We sure hope Lydibane can survive the DRAMAZ of a crazy ex!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-16 21:38 EST
March 16, 2008

Birthday Boobage Saturday!

Wow! The drama was fast and furious Saturday night in the old Red Dragon Inn!!!

We hear that AJ was overheard giving Morgan quite a lecture!!! It seems AJ does not approve of Adrienne?s new man. Maybe an older brother type isn?t what is in order. Perhaps Adrienne just needs an overbearing sisterly type! AJ seems ready to fit the bill. The tension started over Morgan being upset that Adrienne isn?t in love with him. WHAT?!?! Seriously, these two have known each other for less than a week. We?re sure of it. Le sigh. We can?t help but agree with AJ and we?re so glad that she gave Morgan a tongue lashing!!!

TRASH-tastic Jade and Lyren were in the Inn with Rocky Road Rhy celebrating her birthday in their usual over-the-top style! There was short skirts, corset tops, and boobage spilling out all over the place!!! Michale was also spotted with the group and he was actually overheard telling his ex TRASH-tastic Jade that he and Sarah are already engaged! Man, do these people work fast these days! Well, we figured that pretty young thang would be snapped off the market quickly. We just didn?t think she?d be snapped up THAT quickly.

Miss Mercy was evidently playing match maker with two of our new favorites!!! She was overheard telling Jolyon that he should take Katarina for a picnic if it is a nice enough day on her day off from the theater. The pair certainly seemed keen on the idea and had quite the friendly chat but we?re still not entirely sold that Katarina is the Smith girl that has caught Jolyon?s eye!!! We?re going to be watching this one quite closely, though!

CHARITY Jewell was overheard saying that she had to go judge a pant stuffing contest at her husband Stephen?s pub. Le sigh. Didn?t she used to have some morsel of class at some point??? What has that unwashed pirate done to her??? Get out of that relationship and get out FAST!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-17 10:22 EST
March 17, 2008

Make Her Putty Sunday!

Iiiiinteresting! Wasn?t that blonde chick macking on Owen and telling him how much she?s missed him the very same ?strange bird? that was flirting it up with Tucker the night before??? We hear her name is Dru and we think she is a HUSSY! We thought that Owen had a thing for good girls. We have a feeling that this one is definitely NOT a good girl. Another one bites the dust, unfortunately!

DoD-er Rena and the lovely Kacey were spotted dishing about me. It seems Rena is still smarting from her past relationship. Isn?t it time to let that go already??? Sheesh! Kacey hasn?t been seen with her man in nearly two months!!! Our sources believe they overheard her saying that she is to blame for the break-up. Say it ain?t so! She was so happy there for a while. We don?t want to see her go back to sulking with Rena. What a downer!

Morgan just cannot seem to keep himself out of trouble! He was seen chatting up with quite the little hottie that was NOT Adrienne until SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee showed up and broke up the party. We heard that Kairee warned Morgan about the woman, saying she wasn?t human but Morgan STILL could not keep his wandering eyes off the mystery woman. However, there are hints that maybe Adrienne and Morgan aren?t quite a thing anymore. According to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee, Adrienne professed her love for another man earlier in the night! We have a feeling the man in question might be Paladin and evidently he was not interested. Ouch! That?s a real stinger.

Bad Boy Wil was seen introducing his newest arm candy, Siren, around to his friends. We?re still NOT pleased with him either! Potter Piper was polite but we sure she was wishing it was Eless beside him instead of the stripper girl. Blah! Rena and Tass joined the small party as well as they caught up with Potter Piper who seems to have been missing in action for some time. Come to think of it ? we haven?t seen much of Peredhil either!!! We wonder what these two have been up to!!!

SUUUUPER Des and Gav were in a splendid mood when they arrived for their late night shift Sunday night! Their mood seemed to be quite infectious as the crowd seemed quite raucous themselves! For example, TRASH-tastic Jade was ruining another lovely lady by trying to convince Hina that she?s a MILF! UGH, Jade! Can?t you let one pretty girl remain classy??? Le Super Sigh! We hear that Jade was also overheard asking Hina if she?d seen her brother Playboy Demon Damien lately! Iiiiinteresting! Has Jade lost her man already???

Oh man, oh man, oh man! We want to like Ethan. We really do but we don?t know if we can trust him with dear Maeve! The pair were seen chatting laaaate Sunday night about Ethan?s sick niece. Maeve is such a sweetheart! She offered to bring a pair of sugar gliders from her Refuge over to help cheer up the sick young girl. Ethan seemed quite thrilled with the idea. We still think he?s trying to worm his way back into her far too open heart! He still seems to be feeling AWFULLY guilty though. We hear that he?s putting in COUNTLESS man hours at her RhyDin Wildlife Refuge!!!

After spotting Tucker was seen MAJORLY flirting it up YET again with YET another woman, we almost crossed Doc Eva and Tucker off our couples list. This time it was Flirty Cass who is just a barrel full of trouble if you ask us!!! But luckily, our sources were all too eager to report back that the couple was seen having quite the intimate discussion late into the evening. Very little was overheard but there was some heated words over the type of? well, unsavory patients that she chooses to treat and A LOT of chemistry. We still think these two can make it work!!!

The Diamond SMOKIN? Sartan got some major brownie points in our book Sunday night by showing up looking rather spiffy to take his pregnant wife, Rory, out to a romantic late night after her calling shift. LOVE IT!!! We HEART men who still court their wives even after being married to them for years. So freaking adorable! That?s a big hint to all you married men out there ? want to make your wife fall in love all over with you again (or just get a bit lucky tonight)??? Make some sort of unexpected romantic gesture! We bet she?ll be putty in your hands!

It seems that Lydibane was not set off course by a psycho ex!!! Luscious Lydia and Cute Single Dad Bane were being super cute and cuddly in the Annex as well. They were seen sharing sweets, watching the duels, and holding hands!!! We hear they?ve been spotted out and about quite a bit these days! They are certainly dating!!! Bane seemed a bit worried still about his sick son but Lydia was help keeping his mind off the child who was spending the night with his uber witch of a mother ? Baroness of Dockside/Jumpin?-Beds Jaycy! We?d have been worried too!!!!

Soerl came on duty after Sartan whisked away Rory and was overheard saying that his wife, Ayly, has been quite sick! We remember that the last time she was seen on duty tending the bar in the Inn she was battling some sort of virus. She?s been surprisingly absent ever since then. We do hope she?s okay!!! And we hope that Soerl?s re-adjusting to married life alright. Despite all the drama that went down there, he seems like a nice enough guy. Get well soon, Ayly!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-18 20:03 EST
March 18, 2008

St. Patty?s with the PAARTY Girls Monday!

We wonder what Deadbeat Dad Alex thinks of CHARITY Jewell actually approving of his new chick! CHARITY Jewell was actually spotted in the Red Dragon Inn Monday night with Jalleia, introducing Jalleia to one of her many rugrats. We find this whole scene terribly odd. We prefer Deadbeat Dad Alex with a woman who is completely indifferent to his kids. It makes life so much more dramatic. This Jalleia seems FAR too nice!!!

PAARTY Girl Atalanta was in a fine mood as she slung drinks behind the bar, including a mudslide to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee who wasn?t interested in the green beer Atalanta was hawking. Oh how we HEART a good mudslide! It seems that PAARTY Girl Atalanta was in rare form due to St. Patrick?s Day?. and who is surprised that PAARTY Girl Atalanta would be excited to celebrate a holiday that focuses on getting absolutely wasted???

Head Pussy Panther has GOT to be excited about the night?s overflowing till as it seemed Atalanta was handing out the alcohol just as quick as she could. Among the many drinkers of the night, our sources spotted DoD-er Rena with an entire bottle of whiskey, Boy Toy Aaron doing a jello shot, and Locke sipping on Irish coffee. Atalanta must have made some MAAAAD money because everyone tips better when they?re drunk!

And what would a night of drunken debauchery be without PAARTY Girl Chase??? She was seen hanging out as well in the company of Quel? who is evidently suckered in by her beauty or just really stupid! We have to admit, though. We HEART the delicious brand of trouble that follows Chase! She?s is fan-drama-tastic! Plus, we have to admit that she?s cut back on her flirting at least a bit over the last week. She and Quel seemed pretty close Monday night. Maybe Quel?s decided that he just won?t let her out of his sight! That?s probably a pretty decent plan!

Later in the night, Jewell returned in a STUNNING emerald dress. We hear she?d come straight from partying the holiday up at her husband?s bar, the Powder Keg, to lecture Atalanta for the green beer on Stephen and Robert?s behalf. WHAT?!?! How drunk was she to do something on Stephen and Robert?s behalf??? And wasn?t she just a wee bit out of place wearing THAT dress surrounded by drunken, unwashed pirates??? Either way, Atalanta assured her that she was quite familiar with the Bible and, despite what Stephen and Robert claims, dying beer green in honor of St. Patty?s day is not a sin.

Wowzers!!! We hear that Venom Vinny?s wife Querylon was seen in the Inn having a conversation with two of Vinny?s ?gal pals? ? the recently single Hina and TRASH-tastic Jade!!! Evidently Querylon is doubting her marriage with Venom Vinny and was going to the women that he seems to spend quite a bit of time with for answers. We have a feeling that Querylon left with more questions than answers!!! Venom Vinny better start smoothing things over reaaaal quick if he wants to save his marriage! This one is definitely on the rocks.

TRASH-tastic Jade didn?t seem the least bit sympathetic towards Lana when Lana began discussing her cold feet over her wedding? which is supposed to be Saturday!!! We still have no idea who this guy is that she?s dating but we doubt she?ll go through with it. We?re sure Jade agrees with us when we say that this new guy is totally Lana?s attempt to make Michale jealous! Now that Michale is clearly prepared to marry Sarah and her scheme didn?t work, Lana is having second thoughts!!! ?.At least that?s our thoughts on the matter.

The sarcasm and flirting was HAWT and HEAVY between SPEEDSTER Nova and Big Britches Erin Monday night in the Outback! They were seen sharing fruit and Big Britches Erin was overheard promising SPEEDSTER a kiss should he duel her. One of these days these two are going to give into the OBVIOUS chemistry!!! She did stop her flirting long enough to stern lecture The Diamond SMOKIN? Sartan for making fun of Redneck Cowboy Jake who was not present for the evening?s silliness. Ditch the redneck cowboy, Big Britches!

One of our sources reported back to us that The Diamond SMOKIN? Sartan wolf whistled at Cute Single Dad Bane when he took off his shirt for a duel. Ummm?. certainly odd for a married man, no??? We?re not the only ones to think so! Luscious Lydia looked torn between laughing and beating up SMOKIN? Sartan for looking at her man in that way! Don?t mess with Lydibane, Sartan!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-19 18:51 EST
March 19, 2008

Hot Tubbing Tuesday!

Knock the love fest off, kids! Sheesh! The puppy love is making us slowly die inside! Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean were so busy macking on one another Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn that The Bum Phillipe (who really was the worst criminal known to man) could have pick-pocketed the pair without them ever realizing. Evidently the topic of conversation was moving in together! Say it ain?t so, F.B. Dean! There?s a reason we call that girl ?Rocky Road?. She?s looooney!

Also on the loooove train was Adrienne and Morgan. Yep, you read that right. It certainly appears that Morgan has forgiven Adrienne for declaring her love for another man because they were certainly doing a lot of kissing on one another! We give them two weeks tops.

It seems Hunky Carpenter Glenn is back in town?. and looking MIGHTY fine if we do say so! He was spotted sharing at table and having a drink with the lovely Asha. But don?t you Cutey Carley fans get your panties in a wad! Glenn isn?t trying to find greener pastures. In fact, he was overheard saying that one of the first things he did upon getting into town was to give Cutey Carley a visit!

Doesn?t Skid know anything??? The quickest way to end up MIA is to leave the Inn with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee but Skid did just that! We hear that the pair was off to cause havoc around town. Hasn?t Skid been causing enough havoc in his family??? Must he now go and bother other families??? As for SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee, we still bet she?s doing away with these unsuspecting bachelors in some sort of ceremony that keeps her young and? well, SPLENDIFEROUS!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy made an increasingly rare appearance in the Outback Tuesday night looking a wee bit run down. It seems that she?s been spending an awful lot of time working these days?.. which is good for the world of fashion but bad, bad, bad for our blog! The Gov MAN-tastic Matt certainly seemed pleased to see her! The pair were almost gag-inducing cute themselves as they cuddled on the couch.

OMG, kidz! Hina was seen in the Outback approaching the Not-Mini-Frank Cor and saying that he wasn?t ?her? Cor. Oh, really??? It seems that Mini-Frank Cor and Hina went hot tubbing on Saturday night! So it was Cor that was Hina?s date Saturday night??? In fact, she was overheard telling the Not-Mini-Frank Cor that Mini-Frank Cor KISSED her. That?s some major news! They certainly don?t run in the same crowds! We don?t know what freaks us out more ? the thought of a Hina/Mini-Frank Cor match or this Not-Mini-Frank Cor that?s been running around. Odd.

Evidently several of his friends are freaked out by this Not-Mini-Frank Cor. Luscious Lydia and Wyh Not were both seen looking quite concerned when he vanished after being confronted by Hina as to not being the Cor that she made out with in a hot tub. Luscious Lydia took some time out to calm Hina who was a bit upset by the whole thing. It?s no wonder, really! Hina just got out of a relationship with a psycho. Does she really need another???

Luscious Lydia?s talents were then needed elsewhere as The Diamond SMOKIN? Sartan and Cute Single Dad Bane started exchanging heated words about?. clothes. WHAT?!?! We hear that they were insulting one another?s fashion style. ?Roid rage maybe??? Those two boys are far too muscular not to be using some enhancement or another! Although, Luscious Lydia was on the scene, it was actually Scarlet who broke up the argument by beginning to discuss Sartan?s family with him. He went from ?Roid-Head to cute family guy in ten seconds flat. Lay off the drugs, kidz!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-22 21:09 EST
March 22, 2008

Keep It In His Pants Wednesday!

Was that Frat Boy Cole flirting it up with Frat Boy Luke AND a mystery woman Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn?!?! That boy just CANNOT keep it in his pants. He?s been linked in the past with Frat Boy Dirk but he certainly wasn?t acting like a taken man Wednesday night. We?re dyyyying to know what?s up with that?!?!

We swear that our sources still haven?t seen Morgan sober! That man?s drunk before most people get up in the morning we bet! It seems that rumors that he?s patched things up with the lovely Adrienne are indeed true. Le sigh. We are not happy about this match-up at all but it seems that nobody wishes to take the dear GangSTAR?s advice these days!

Didn?t we tell Lyren that Brandon would show up after he got tired of his little boozing bash! We KNOW Brandon?s not the good boy he seems. We?re sure he was off womanizing and having a grand old time! We only wish we knew the dirty little details. Either way Brandon?s back safe and sound and Lyren has FINALLY stopped crying. The pair seem to be still going strong.

As much as we harp on TRASH-tastic Jade, she is an amazing source of gossip. We hear that Venom Vinny IS getting a divorce! Man, it?s about darn time, is it not??? In addition to that, there are rumors linking him to Hina! That girl is sure making the bachelor circuit now that she?s free of Psycho Skid! Just several days ago she was rumored to be hot-tubbing and making out with Mini-Frank Cor, now she?s already on to Venom Vinny! She sure seems to like those dueling boys!

SUUUUPER Des and her main man Gav were seen in the Inn as well! While Des slung drinks, Gav chatted with Peredhil and our sources tell us that they overheard Gav tell Peredhil that the pair are planning on renewing their vows THIS SUMMER! How fabulous!!! We sure hope it?s a big affair with dancing, booze, and the city?s finest! We?re already checking our mailbox for our invite! As for Peredhil, he seemed busy making future plans of his own! He and Potter Piper were involved in a pretty intimate discussion at a table for two. Pipes and Perry FOREVAR! Cute!

Boy Toy Aaron was seen rubbing elbows with DoD-er Eve and Brale Brother Baker! The trio was throwing back ale and making very little sense. Yet when it did make sense, it was pretty darn funny! We think that DoD-er Rena should be a bit more careful about who she?s letting her man hang out with, though. Baker?s? uh, charm has a way of infecting others. The last thing that she needs is another Brale Brother on her hands, right???

Our sources made a rare spotting of some two dirty hawt women in the Outback Wednesday night! It seems that DoD-er Charlie and MILF Caedia were seen hanging out while Caedia?s hubby Kheldar called duels. Why is it that where ever those two women are spotted, G?naughty G?nort isn?t too far behind??? He didn?t disappoint Wednesday night! We have a feeling that he?s just keeping an eye on his investment in them!

Whoa! Redneck Cowboy Jake started some MAJOR trouble with The Diamond SMOKIN? Sartan! We?d love to bag on The Diamond and his steroid-enhanced temper but, for once, he didn?t start the trouble!!! He joined a table with Big Britches Erin, G?naughty G?nort, and Redneck Cowboy Jake and was actually sticking with his deal with B.B. Erin to be nice to Jake until Jake starting laying down the insults thick! Jake STORMED out and Big Britches Erin who seemed extremely embarrassed fled shortly after. Man, oh, man!

While Luscious Lydia went after Big Britches Erin, Cute Single Dad Bane went all fatherly on Sartan, attempting to lecture him into keeping the peace. WHY!?!? Let the boys go at it! Put them in the pool! Sell tickets! It?ll be fantastic! Don?t you agree???

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-23 10:06 EST
March 23, 2008

Redneck Cowboy Steppin? Out Thursday!

Our sources brought us fabulous news! It seems that Kacey was seen back with her main squeeze Davarin Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn!!! We wholeheartedly approve! We love seeing Kacey happy and she definitely does seem happy and more confident in Davarin?s presence. Oddly enough considering his gruff demeanor, that guy seems to have a really positive impact on her! Love this pairing!

How much longer can Chase and Quel really last??? They never seem happy in one another?s presence and when our sources spotted them chatting intently at a table, it seemed to be no exception! By the end of the intense conversation, the pair seemed to make up yet again. We have a feeling that eventually Quel is going to get tired of PAARTY Girl Chase?s wandering eye and find himself a good girl. She?s sooooo not his type! That girl is T.R.O.U.B.L.E!

We hear that there was quite the planning session for TRASH-tastic Jade and Playboy Demon Damien?s wedding at the bar. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and Psycho Skid were both giving their opinions on the affair. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee seemed to be suggesting some sort of naked fertility ritual! While we do think that would be HIGHLY entertaining we?re greatly worried on the effects that a Jade/Damien child would have on RhyDin! Even Psycho Skid seemed able to put away his craziness for a bit to give some helpful suggestions. The one person who seemed uninterested and actually left the Inn??? The groom!!! We hear that a date STILL hasn?t been set and that?s due to Damien dragging his feet. We knew that Playboy Demon Damien was having second thoughts!

Wowzers! Locke we overheard telling Tucker that Redneck Cowboy Jake took a real beating in the early hours of the morning prior. It seems that after his tiff with The Diamond SMOKIN? Sartan, Jake took his attitude over to the Inn and got into a rumble with Anubis in which Anubis gave him a ROYAL BEAT DOWN!!! Interestingly enough despite Locke?s well-documented feelings on Jake, Locke didn?t seem to take a lot of pleasure in the beat down. In fact, he seemed a wee bit worried about the redneck! Not all that worried, though! As soon as he saw PAARTY Girl Atalanta all thoughts of Jake seemed to disappear! It seems that Locke?s STILL got it bad for that girl.

It seems that Lana did not go through with that wedding after all! She was seen in the Inn five days AFTER her wedding was supposed to happen and was flirting with Jolyon. Ugh! What a bummer! We had so thought him property of the Smith girls! We HEART them!!! To make matters worse Juliane and Katarina were actually present! We sure hope that their hopes weren?t dashed. Juliane spoke briefly to Jolyon when he came to the bar for a glass of wine for Lana but Katarina was far too busy receiving congratulations on her FANTASTIC performance in the opera. We have been and we must suggest that EVERYONE go before the show closes. What a fabulous time we had! Johnny was behind the bar Thursday night and we must say that IT?S ABOUT TIME!!! He needs to keep a better eye on those girls. They are definitely attracting some male attention!

The night got even MORE surprising!!! One of our sources did spot Redneck Cowboy Jake nursing his sorrows with a beer at the bar laaaate into the night. However, he didn?t stay down for long! A knock-out mystery redhead was seen making plans with him to attend the opera later in the week. He was even overheard telling her that he?d hire a carriage for the night to pick them up and she was going to help him find a tux! OMG! Is this the end of Redneck Cowboy Jake and Big Britches Erin?!?!?

Amid rumors that Venom Vinny and Hina are now dating, the pair were seen together in the Arena Thursday night. However, while they didn?t seem to be avoiding one another, they definitely didn?t seem to be all that friendly either. Vinny seemed much more interested in dueling while Hina seemed preoccupied discussing Not Mini-Frank Cor?s ?changes? with Tass. It seems that she?s quite upset that the man she had JUUUUUST started dating now doesn?t remember her and appears a bit older. We must say that it is all a bit curious.

Not Mini-Frank Cor called one heck of a one-shot battle between the Baroness of Battlefield Park Maria and her challenger Warlizard Bran! The most faaaabulous part of the match??? The RAT-tastic Napoleon was there serving as Maria?s second and cheering her on. We totally HEART Napoleon! He?s so friggin? cute that we just want to squeeze him up! In the end, though, Napoleon nor her sister Myria?s cheering could push Maria to victory, the senior baroness dropped this one by two points and Bran became the new Baron of Battlefield Park!

Congratulations, Bran!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-24 08:47 EST
March 24, 2008

Embrace the Maeve-ness Friday!

Wolv and his hottie Aly were spotted in the Red Dragon Inn Friday night and he didn?t look entirely pleased to be there. We?re still not incredibly sure he appreciates just how LUCKY he is to have that gorgeous number on his arm! She?s perfectly over the top and faaaabulous! He should be thanking whatever god(s) he believes in that she allows herself to be seen in public with him. Come on!!!

Speaking of lucky men, Yummy Ewan was seen in the Inn with The Divine Storm! That man actually seems to know how lucky he is, though. He was catering to his pregnant wife at every turn. Can you only imagine how deliciously cute that baby is going to be??? We cannot wait!

Maeve is really such a doll! We hear she was in the Inn dressed in a trench coat with the collar ?popped?, sunglasses, and a fabulous pink wig. From what our sources gathered in a conversation that she had with CHARITY Jewell and Jalleia, Maeve was imitating her favorite comic book hero?. who is some sort of supermodel spy babe. CHARITY Jewell seemed impressed and Jalleia just seemed? confused. You?ve just got to EMBRACE the Maeve-ness of it, Jalleia!

Potter Piper was seen with Stitch?. which of course means that Stitch was behaving slightly less cruel than usual. We STILL don?t see why such a classy lady like Piper hangs out with Stitch! Ugh! Potter Piper was overheard asking Stitch about Hina?s crush on Mini-Frank Cor and Stitch had nothing but nasty things to say about Hina! In fact, he called her a ?stalker? and brought up all the ?problems? that Skid had with her. When Stitch began starting rumors that Mini-Frank Cor and Hina were getting married, TRASH-tastic Jade overheard and asked Hina if it was true. Poor Hina totally lost it but, instead of giving Stitch the lesson that he so sorely deserves, she stormed out. That poor girl just can?t seem to catch a break!

We hear that Baron-lizard of Battlefield Park Bran entertained the small crowd Friday night in the Arena with a round of some odd song. Are we the only ones terribly frightened by the the thought of Bran singing??? Perhaps he was one of those giant mascots that walk around theme parks before he became a duelist! He wouldn?t have even needed a costume!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-24 09:20 EST
March 24, 2008

Undamaged Saturday!

AJ seemed a bit at a loss for words when faced down with Brale Brother Baker and his countless pick-up lines Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn! He seems to think that it?s only a matter of time before AJ divorces The Bum Phillipe and moves on to him! Well, we already know she has a thing for worthless alcoholics so maybe Baker is next in line! We?re just curious to know whether or not Baker actually believes the words that are coming out of his mouth or if there are just few too undamaged brain cells left in his head to process that sort of thought.

DoD-er Eve was present as well but at this point in their relationship and her own downfall into the depths of an ale mug, she?s much more of an encouragement to Brale Brother Baker?s bad behavior than an inhibitor!

Doc Eva and Izira were giving DoD-er Rena the fifth degree about her new man ? Boy Toy Aaron. They definitely seemed interested that one of their number seemed happy in a relationship! Doc Eva STILL doesn?t sound too sure of her relationship with the handsome tender Tucker and Izira remains single. What is it with these three ladies??? We think they?re just EXTREMELY picky! Good for them! Most of the men in this city aren?t good enough to lace their boot strings!

Brandon was in the Inn all upset about a work-related accident that he had a hand in causing that left at least one person dead!!! OMG! He was being consoled by TRASH-tastic Jade and the almost as equally trashy Lyren who were telling him that he should forgive himself and not feel guilty. Are we the only ones that find it ironic that vampires were consoling Brandon after killing someone???

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-24 10:25 EST
March 24, 2008

WWJD Sunday!

TRASH-tastic Jade was NOT pleased with Darkmere Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn when he accused her of making Playboy Demon Damien just another in her long line of conquests! He called her out on the number of times that she?s been engaged now and she seemed a wee bit flustered! Could Jade finally be realizing what a mess she causes in everybody else?s lives??? We still think that Playboy Demon Damien is going to PLAY the playa Jade! Still no wedding date set from what we hear!

Hina, appearing quite down in the dumps, distracted TRASH-tastic Jade by announcing that she needed a change. The pair tried out different hair colors to switch up Hina?s natural silver which she believes makes her look old. We sure hope that Hina finds a look that makes her feel better! That girl needs a good shot of confidence!

OMG! TRASH-tastic Jade certainly was the topic of the night! Jalleia and Alex were seen chatting with some new friends and looking very couple-y later into the night and the topic of the TRASH-tastic one came up! Alex admitted that they shared the same and when Jalleia expressed her surprise that Alex and Jade were somehow related, Alex advised her it was the result of ?in-breeding?! SNARK!

PAARTY Girl Chase and PAARTY Girl Atalanta were seen at the bar decked out in their Easter finest which for Chase would mean her normally off-beat clothes complete with bunny ears and for Atalanta meant a modest dress obviously donned for mass. It seems that both were in FINE spirits for the Easter holiday. However, we have serious doubts about just how seriously this pair takes the holiday. In fact, we believe that Chase thinks WWJD stands for ?What Would Jagermeister do??.

It was quite the busy night in the Inn, especially as SUUUUPER Des and Gav?s Late Night shift heated up! We hear that even SMASHING Issy was spotted amongst the crowd! We haven?t seen her in faaaaar too long! She seemed to be keeping a pretty low profile as she sat at the bar and spoke quietly with several patrons. She?s still as FIERCE as always, though!

Maybe we were wrong about which Smith girl has caught Jolyon?s eye! He was seen at a table alone with Ballerina Katarina and the pair were cheerfully discussing a picnic they had taken on Katarina?s day off from the opera. The two definitely seemed to be getting to know each other a bit better and we couldn?t be more happy about that! However, we weren?t too happy to see Bad Boy Wil STILL in the company of that HUSSY Siren! We think that she knows full well what she?s up to! Stop taking advantage of a heartbroken man! Wil just needs to take a step back and take some time to heal properly.

We hear that late into the night there was a man named Ezra speaking with SUUUUPER Des that claimed to be an ex of DoD-er Charlie! While it?s not all that interesting to note as we all know the DoD-ers have CERTAINLY gotten around. However, what was interesting is that he was using one of the last names that DoD-er Charlie has used AND was quick to clarify that he was none too happy to be connected to her. Do we smell some nasty drama brewing???

Down in the Annex during Fight Night, Luscious Lydia was expressing a bit of concern over news of Big Britches Erin and Redneck Cowboy Jake?s riff to Cute Single Dad Bane and G?naughty G?nort! Nobody seems to have seen much of Erin since Jake?s blow-up and Jake?s been seen planning dates with other women. The big question on her friends? minds seems to be ? where is Erin???

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-25 22:02 EST
March 25, 2008

SPOTTED Monday!

It?s been a while since we?ve done one of these! Let?s see if we can still remember how!!! We are now proud to present your TWENTY-THIRD Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled ?

SPOTTED:

- Ethan with with the very same girl, Caitlin, that started the mess that made most of the Inn hate his guts! Don?t get up in arms, though! He wasn?t flirting with her. Instead, he was giving her advice on how to approach other men at the bar! We?re just not sure what to think about Ethan! We wanted to like him and then we wanted to hate him and now we?re kind of intrigued by him! Maybe? just maybe? he?s good enough for Maeve after all.

- Soerl catching up with DoD-er Rena. These two seem a lot closer now that Soerl has dumped the girlfriend that Rena disapproved of and returned to his wife! According to Soerl, Ayly is improving more and more every day from her recent illness. Get well soon!!!

- A very unhappy Playboy Demon Damien! It seems that he disapproved of a gift that TRASH-tastic Jade took from another man. With Jade?s history, he?s lucky that gifts is all she?s taking from other men!!! It seems that TRASH-tastic Jade?s future sis-in-law, Hina, was none to pleased either and actually returned the gift to the man in question. Don?t mess with lil? sis evidently!

- Cute Single Dad Bane was seen meeting some of Luscious Lydia?s friends, including the lovely Maeve! As usual Maeve?s? uniqueness? seemed to leave him a bit confused. But he?ll grow to HEART her! Everybody does! It certainly seems that LydiBane is getting much more serious! The next thing you know they?ll be meeting each other?s families!

- A mini Frat boy get together! Frat Boy Dean and Rocky Road Rhy were seen with several of Dean?s ?brothers?, including Tyler!!! Remember the last time F.B. Dean, R.R. Rhy, and F.B. Tyler were seen in the Inn together??? It went totally nuclear!!! The incident seemed to be water under the bridge and the bunch got along famously!

- Further proof that PAARTY Girl Chase needs rehab QUICKLY!!! We hear that she started a fight with DoD-er Rena in the Inn and proceeded to tell her that she was getting in over her head! Are you kidding us??? Someone needs to let Chase know that Rena?s a former Overlord and has bad ass cred dripping out of every orifice of her body. Atalanta was present behind the bar and unfortunately reigned Chase in before she got the bloody lip that she probably deserves!

- Juliane and Katarina entertaining Jolyon with their maaaany charms yet again! We?re starting to wonder if both the Smith cousins have a thing for the bachelor! What if it turned into a major brawl between the pair??? Now that?s something the men in this city would pay to see! In fact, we bet it would be just as hard to get a ticket to that cat fight as it is to get a ticket to the opera Katarina?s dancing in!

- Head Pussy Panther in a ring in the Outback!!! The fabled dueler seemed to have a stab of nostalgia Monday night and was seen by our sources sparring with The Gov MAN-tastic Matt!!! We hear that S?jira was there to tend his wounds when he was done! Now that?s what we?re talking about!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-27 21:17 EST
March 27, 2008

Stomach Lurching Tuesday!

Amber was behind the bar in the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night slinging drinks to the small crowd and talking about her plans for Friday night! It seems that one of our favorite tenders is spending Friday evening at the big BBQ in the Glen! How fabulous will that be??? We hear that there will be plenty of food, dancing, and even a mechanical bull! HAWT! You better believe that our sources will be there in full force even if we?re not!

We hear that Bad Boy Wil will definitely be there. Are we the only ones that think this a sort of tame Friday night for him??? Isn?t there some strip club somewhere he should be hitting up??? We wonder if he?ll bring his new stripper girl, Siren!!! We hear that he was seen again hanging out with HER and the pair were having quite the in depth conversation.

The Outback was a bit busier! In fact, Not Mini-Frank Cor was seen calling duels and talking quietly with his former girlfriend, Spice of the former bar tending twins! The pair seemed to have quite the frank conversation! Maybe she got some answers out of this new curious version of Cor!

Big Britches Erin was NOT looking good Tuesday night! In fact, she was looking downright miserable. Evidently, she?s not taking this tiff with Redneck Cowboy Jake very well. Interestingly enough, it was The Diamond SMOKIN? Sartan whom she picked to pour her heart out to!!! Salt in that bitter, bitter wound, eh, Jake? Despite venting for quite a long while to Sartan (whom appeared to be on his best behavior? for whatever that?s worth), B.B. Erin still seemed quite upset when she left.

Kaja managed to stumble her way back towards town long enough to make her husband G?naughty G?nort happy and to get a couple duels in. These two are enough to make even the strongest stomach lurch in desperation!!! Keep the PDA at home, kids!

With the lovely Wyh Not in the caller?s seat, the match for the FireStar opal commenced between the slaver Anubis and the? interesting Maetel! Unfortunately it seems Anubis and his ego are in place for a while as he managed to defeat Maetel and keep his magic rock. Congratulations, Anubis?. we guess.

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-29 18:28 EST
March 29, 2008

Catty Wednesday!

The women of the Red Dragon Inn seemed to be in quite the CATTY mood Wednesday night! Renna was overheard insulting the city, calling it smelly and stating it was not worth taking over. Also, JEZEBEL Jewell was exchanging insults with The Other Woman Lain. Will these two never get along??? Deadbeat Dad Alex has now dumped BOTH of them!!! Can?t they unite in that???

Speaking of cattiness, has Potter Piper LOST her mind??? We hate to side with Slimy Stephen and JEZBEL Jewell but Piper took a flying leap off the deep end!!! Slimy Stephen barely walked through the door when he was verbally assaulted by Potter Piper, calling him a ?flea infested pig? and accusing him of being a wife beater!!! OMG! Now he may in fact be a flea infested pig but does anybody really believe that he beats JESEBELLE Jewell??? Even we wouldn?t make such intense allegations! To make matters worse, Potter Piper then threw a mug and beaned Slimy Stephen in the arm! The unwashed pirate took the insults reasonably well but JESEBELLE Jewell was up in arms! It took a very confused Peredhil and DoD-er Rena to calm Piper enough to lead her away from the situation. Who kidnapped our classy potter and what is wrong with this crazy woman they left in her place???

Krazy Kitty was around and in that disturbingly peppy mood that she has seemed permanently stuck in since Tass asked her to marry him. She was seen talking with Yummy Ewan about the DIVINE Storm! It seems that Storm?s pregnancy is definitely getting easier as Ewan was saying that her morning sickness is easing. We?re so glad to hear that! Storm is one HAWT mamma-to-be! We hear that this little bun will be coming out of the oven in mid-autumn which makes sense as coming out of her first trimester, Storm is probably starting to see the sickness ease. What a cute babe this will be!

Krazy Kitty got a little catty (pardon the pun) as well! It seems that she did NOT like the manner in which Unwashed Pirate II Robert was speaking to her! Big shock there, no??? She actually hooked her claws through his nose (ew!) and gave him quite the stern lecture. We are soooo amused!

This Juliane/Katarina/Jolyon love fest is driving us craaaazy! He HAS to be falling for one of the Smith girls by now?. but which one??? Do both young ladies have a crush on the dashing bachelor??? Jolyon was seen having a glass of wine and enjoying their lovely company. We hear he was quite interested in how their life had been on the farm prior to coming to RhyDin. Le sigh! Give us a sign already, Jolyon!

Boy Toy Aaron was evidently curious as to why DoD-er Rena and PAARTY Girl Chase don?t get along? so he went straight to the source ? Chase. Chase evidently admitted in the conversation that she has cheated on Quel THREE times! Yep, you heard right. THREE! So evidently according to Chase, the reason that DoD-er Rena doesn?t like her is due to the incident with Ethan. It seems that Rena blames Chase for Ethan?s cheating ways. The interesting part is Chase is COMPLETELY unapologetic for her slip-ups! This girl is a gossip blogger?s DREAM!

Hot Mama Caedia sliced herself open pretty good in the Outback Wednesday night and caused her husband, Kheldar, took some time out from calling duels to patch her up. It seems that he also got her some pain killers and, man, was she loopy! Either those were some pretty strong pain meds or he slipped her a roofie! We hear that DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was QUUUUITE amused by her friends antics.

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-30 11:04 EST
March 30, 2008

A SMASHING Thursday!

Oh my! Was that Caitlin (the chick that started all the drama with Ethan) hanging out with Grem??? Grem?s been seen with quite the rotating bevel of beauties as of late so we?re certainly not surprised that pretty Caitlin caught his eye! We hear that this girl is suuuuuper naive, though! Where is AJ to take her under her wing and play big sister??? As for Grem, he?s beginning to rack up quite the reputation since his break-up with Luscious Lydia. Maybe he just needs some time to soothe his woes!

Grem was distracted from surrounding himself with lovely little birds by the entrance of Scath-Babe SMASHING Issy! The pair seemed to have quite the frank discussion about some of the Scath-Babes enemies. Issy did not look very pleased by the news at all. We don?t like when Issy doesn?t look pleased! It usually means trouble?. or that she?s about to beat on one of the Kidd brothers and that we do find amusing! Speaking of the Kidd brothers, it was in fact Stephen that lightened the mood with his usual silliness. He and JEZEBEL Jewell were up to their normal antics. Neither seemed to be any worse for wear after the odd exchange of the previous night with Potter Piper.

JEZEBEL Jewell was later seen catching up with Brian and Wyh Not! Oh, how we miss Brian! It seems that fatherhood has kept him awfully busy! He was overheard telling Jewell that he has his hands full with Jenai and their small brood. We hear that Brian?s attempting to figure out what sort of work to get into in order to stay closer to home. Perhaps some of his good parenting ways will rub off on his ?sister?! Just as we hope that some of Wyh Not?s class will rub off on Jewell as well! Speaking of the classy broad herself, Wyh Not was overheard offering her sincere congratulations to the DIVINE Storm and Yummy Ewan for their upcoming little bundle!

We do HEART public engagements so we are happy to report back on a young couple who did just that! Evidently, Jonathon asked a lovely redhead named Boudicca to marry him, presenting her quite the rock to seal the deal. Our sources have confirmed the engagement and state that the wedding will take place quite soon in the bride?s homeland. Although, we do not know much about them we will be keeping our eyes open in the future! Congratulations to the happy couple!

The handsome Johnny was seen behind the bar late into the night with his lovely bride-to-be Sianna with him! We hear that Johnny was attempting to convince Sianna to allow him to ride the mechanical bull the following night at the BBQ in the Glen. Sianna quickly called him out on his attempt to charm her into allowing him to take the risk! We sure hope he wins her over! We?d LOVE to see Johnny ride that bull!

Not Mini-Frank Cor was on the couch calling in the Arena Thursday night and was seen chatting with the brunette twin Spice yet again! Spice had dated Mini-Frank Cor for several months earlier this year but word on the street was that they broke up long before Mini-Frank Cor was linked with Hina. The pair seemed to be having quite the frank discussion and neither seemed particularly happy with the subject matter! Iiiinteresting!

Luscious Lydia and Cute Single Dad Bane continue to grow clooooser and cloooooser! The pair were again spotted keeping company with one another and being quite cozy. This relationship definitely seems to be on the fast track towards Serious-ville!!! We?re glad that the two FINALLY found what seems to be a good match!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-30 17:20 EST
March 30, 2008

Team Dueling League Final!

Can you believe it??? Season 525 has already come to an end! After all the hype, it was actually the rookie team King?s Gambit and Team Twilight that emerged from the pack to battle it out for the Mackenzie Cup! And, man, was it a nail biter! A winner wasn?t decided until the very last round!

We hear that fans were awfully excited to see former Overlord Roland back in action for King?s Gambit! He hasn?t been seen around the Arena since losing his title and we hear he?s been kept quite busy with TDL and his family. Unfortunately, Roland?s rust was a bit apparent and he dropped the first one to Team Twilight. His loss was quickly followed by another by KGM which put them down in an early hole to Team Twilight!

Venom Vinny has seemed to be keeping his chin up since his marriage crumbled over the past month. However, he has been keeping a low profile. Attention all you single ladies out there: Venom Vinny had NO woman at his side Thursday night. We seriously doubt he?ll stay on the market very long so if you think you can keep his constant flirting in line, go wrangle him in! Unfortunately, he wasn?t able to pull through in the third match of the night but battled it out fiercely, even taking the duel into overtime! His teammate didn?t put up quite the spectacular fight in the fourth duel and after winning the first two, Team Twilight found themselves clinging to a meager 27 to 26 lead.

KGM put their hopes of a win in the VERY capable hands of the Allstar Kelten! Although, it was a closely fought match, he certainly did not disappoint! With a final lunge, he sealed the deal with a5-4 win! Can you say ?nail-biter????

Congratulations, King?s Gambit! That?s one heck of a rookie season there!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-30 17:22 EST
March 30, 2008

Just A Roommate Friday!

We hear that the minstrel Soerl was seen keeping company with the DIVINE Storm and Yummy Ewan Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn! What a delightful trio that must have been. The conversation was light-hearted and we?re told that Ewan was in quite the mischievous mood. They didn?t stick around long, however. Perhaps Ewan was looking to go work off some of that naughty energy with his pregnant wife! They say second trimester sex is diiiiivine!

Awesome Alain was seen at the bar speaking with DoD-er Charlie and DoD-er Rena. Evidently he told the ladies that he is back on the market!!! Oh la la! We?re sure the women of RhyDin are beside themselves! You know how those impressionable young ladies like a bit of danger in their man. DoD-ers Charlie and Rena seemed more interested in their drinks but Krazy Kitty seemed awfully surprised by the news! Awesome Alain made it quite clear that he did not wish to discuss dirty details, though. Doesn?t he know that dirty details is exactly what we LOVE???

Later into the night Krazy Kitty was seen hanging out with her Tass and the stunning Alysia, discussing Tass and his seemingly cool as a cucumber personality. We just bet that underneath that stony exterior is a T.I.G.E.R!!! To keep Krazy Kitty entertained in bed, you know he?s just got to be WILD!

Hina was in a TIZZY late Friday night! It seems that her brother Playboy Demon Damien called off his wedding with TRASH-tastic Jade. We are soooo NOT surprised! Playboy Demon Damien?s just been looking for an excuse to do just that. Hina was quite angry with him and yelled at him pretty fiercely but was distracted by her yelling by the appearance of her best friend, Bree, who had been away for the past several weeks.

Shylah was overhead asking DoD-er Rena who the man she?s been seen with lately is. We assume that she means Boy Toy Aaron who has gotten quite close with Rena over the past month. Rena identified him as her ?roommate?. BUUUUURN! Is it just us or do you also think that Boy Toy Aaron would be a bit upset to find that DoD-er Rena just considers him a ?roommate?!

Baron of the Old Market District G?naughty G?nort and his SLUTTACIOUS wife Kaja were seen in the Inn?s basement Arena getting in a few duels Friday night. The pair were engaged in their typical over the top PDA routine. Seriously, after being married for a couple years you?d think they?d be able to go without snogging in public for more than ten seconds!!! Perhaps they are in a constant state of newleyweddedness because Kaja seems to be out of town on ?work? QUITE a bit. We swear that girl?s living some sort of secret double life. We bet she has another husband, a house full of kids, and a job as a librarian in some other city!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-31 10:33 EST
March 31, 2008

Country & Western BBQ Bash!

Some of RhyDin?s finest bar flies, debutantes, sports stars, and celebrities gathered in the Southern Glen for a major Country & Western BBQ Bash! The early spring rains that have settled over the city held off but it was quite the chilly evening. We hear that there was lots of people snuggling up around the fire to stay warm! If snuggling wasn?t your cup of tea, there was also square dancing and rides on a mechanical bull to keep the blood flowing!

The more we see of this Caitlin chick, the more we absolutely adore her! She?s is just too cute for words! The pretty brunette seemed to want to play wallflower and, in fact, even had a book with her. But she?s far too pretty to blend into the landscape! She was dressed in a cute brown halter top and a lovely white peasant skirt.

The music was lively and so was Amber in a jaunty dress with a full petticoat as she hosted the square dancing! She was shuffling her feet to the music and was totally in the part! While she kept the dance floor hopping, Tucker made sure that all the party goers got their fill of BBQ, all the fixings, and beer! He also seemed to be flirting with the same odd bird we?ve caught him with before! We hear that her name is Dru and, although, she looked quite lovely in her pink and white plaid dresss, we?re still not sure about her. Plus, she better not even THINK about stealing Doc Eva?s man!

Later she was seen taking a spin and laughing with Peredhil. We?re a little worried about this girl! She?s always seen with the men of some of our favorite women! Plus, with as crazy as Potter Piper has been lately, we haven?t seen too many smiles out of her Perry. For the first time in a long time, Peredhil actually seemed to be enjoying himself in public?. and was surrounded by beautiful unattached women!

OMG! Do we LOVE Aly or what?!?! This girl just knoooows how to put together a costume. She was dressed like a HAWT sheriff! In fact, she can cuff us anytime! Her, uh, assets were quite snugly settled into a black vest with zip underneath and paired with a black cowboy hat, skintight black pants, and the outfit was completed with a shining badge! Just too hot for words! Really! She was even able to get her man Wolv into the act this time.

Ballerina Katarina kept her dance card full! ?But what do you except from RhyDin?s loveliest dancer??? She was spotted taking turns around the dance floor with Johnny and Peredhil but once she spotted Jolyon, she only had eyes for him! Jolyon was not interested in dancing with the lovely ballerina! Is he insane??? Instead he was captivated by the bull riding which Katarina seemed to want no part of! In fact, she seemed quite concerned over Jolyon?s interest in it and was overheard lecturing her cousin Johnny when he spoke of it.

Everybody in attendance seemed to be in a festive mood! And Smooooth Cowboy Jake was certainly no exception! You had to know that he would be there. This is riiiiight up his alley. He looked quite comfortable as he hung out with a GORGEOUS looker! We hear the girl?s name is Molly and she also looked right comfortable in her cowboy hat, jeans, and boots! These two weren?t interested in dancing, though. They had their eyes on the bull riding! Jake skipped the mechanical bulls and went right to the REAL DEAL! The sizzling hot Molly cheered him on as he showed the crowd how it was done. Wowza! An opera date with a mystery redhead??? Bull-riding while being cheered on by a hot cowgirl??? His stock is REALLY rising during this break with Big Britches Erin!

It was a fab-fab-fabulous event and fun was had all around! We can?t wait until the next Red Dragon Inn sponsored event comes along! These are too much fun!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-03-31 12:44 EST
March 31, 2008

Prima Ballerina Saturday!

We wonder sometimes if Deadbeat Dad Alex gets tired of being the center of constant drama or if he just enjoys women fighting over him! Either way, he was up to it again Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn! We hear that Jalleia and The Other Woman Lain reaaaally had it out. The Other Woman Lain asked Jalleia how she puts up with D.D. Alex?s sleeping around and Jalleia made it clear that she didn?t really care! The Other Woman Lain took a swing at Jalleia which only glanced off her cheek and Jalleia countered with one heck of a blow! We almost felt bad for Lain as she tucked her tail between her legs and headed upstairs.

Rocky Road Rhy was NOT looking stellar with red, puffy eyes and a very dark expression. At first we worried it was over Dean! Poor Rocky Road Rhy has had a rough relationship road as before she dated Brandon, she was used and cheated on by Lang. As much as we give her a hard time, we certainly don?t want to see her have to go down THAT road again! She was seen with Dean on the porch later and he was consoling her over Playboy Demon Damien dumping TRASH-tastic Jade. We sure hope TRASH-tastic Jade realizes what a caring friend she has in R.R. Rhy! Brownie points for Rhy!

We hear that Lang and Lyren brought TRASH-tastic Jade by the Inn a short time later but she never actually made it inside. One of our sources say that TRASH-tastic Jade was much too much of a sobbing mess for the Inn. She was comforted by Rhy and her other friends before heading off without ever making it inside. Wow. Is that concern we feel deep down their in our bowels??? Despite TRASH-tastic Jade?s many relationship wanderings we actually do feel a bit bad for her now.

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was overheard teasing Head Pussy Panther about how very domesticated he has become in his relationship with the sweet S?jira! We must agree that Head Pussy Panther is quite gentle and calm around the lovely woman. Kairee even asked when their marriage ceremony would be taking place but Panther was quick to escape those personal questions. You HAVE to know that the news of their engagement must be coming sometime soon!!!

Awesome Alain was all weepy-eyed at the bar over the end of his relationship which he was discussing with Miss Mercy and the sweet-tempered Izira. Boooo! We don?t like Awesome Alain acting like a girl! That?s so not HAWT in our books. To make matters worse, he was drinking wine! Le sigh. We suppose you girly types will like that he was showing his sensitive side but we like him ROUGH and DANGEROUS!!! Hopefully, he?ll get back on the ball of making us alllll drool sometime very soon!

Yummy Ewan and Lucky Lucien accompanied one another in and were seen having drinks while catching up! We hear that the pair were discussing Sylvia?s new budding relationship with a certain someone. The conversation was kept quite kept masked and vague as two such classy, intelligent men tend to talk in public but the pair seemed to be concerned! Could this be in regards to Hudson, Sianna?s brother, who has been seen keeping company with Sylvia recently and accompanied her to the opera??? We?re dying to know, guys!

SUUUUPER Des was not the least bit amused by Unwashed Pirate II Robert?s antics?. and she wasn?t the only one. However, we are, as usual, greatly amused by them!!! He was seen blatantly hitting on all the women and telling them to get naked for him. One of these days SUUUUPER Des is going to blast a shotgun shell through his gut. For a while his suggestive statements became so bold to Ballerina Katarina, we thought that he may just get that shotgun shell from Johnny when he found out about it!

?.But Robert?s attentions moved elsewhere and Katarina moved on to spend some time with Jolyon! The pair was having quite the intense conversation. We wonder if we can FINALLY call them a couple!!! Katarina seemed a bit distressed but we hear that with the opera having ended, they are posting spots for her dance troupe early this week! We bet that the stress of not knowing whether she will be a principle or in the chorus is starting to wear on her. She HAS to be the prima ballerina! She was FANTASTIC in the opera!

The women of the Arena were being FIESTY Saturday night in the Inn?s basement!!! We hear that Big Britches Erin seemed quite cheerful and was mouthing off at SPEEDSTER Nova! One of the male warlords tried to talk smack to Baroness of the Old Temple Hottie Pirate Teagan but she didn?t have patience for any of it! She told him he was out of his league and Big Britches Erin jumped in to have her back. We love all the back talking women!

SPEEDSTER Nova took no notice and was soon back to causing trouble with The Diamond SMOKIN? Sartan, Rix, Hottie Hodge! The trio of boys bashed fellow duelers, checked each other?s noses for who knows what, and insulted one another while Hottie Hodge did her best to keep them in line. What a thankless job THAT is!