Topic: March 2009

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-02 11:35 EST
Wet Willy Sunday!

When you think of the Red Dragon Inn, you don?t typically think of it as a locale of highly intellectual debates between learned men, right? We tend to think chaos, romantic intrigue, and melodrama. BUT it was the center of a discussion on? well, our sources couldn?t follow along well enough to know for sure but they?re pretty sure it was magic? between the young mage working for House DeMuer, Silas, and a gryphon whose name we?re told is Arak.

We hear that the pair were joined by Michiko and were discussing some sort of rift within the House. Iiiinteresting! So all is not gravy in the paradise that is House DeMuer??? We HEART internal strife!

Michiko was later seen playing a serious game of tonsil hockey with her new? well, whatever they?re labeling this relationship, Mish. We seriously don?t get the attraction on either side but there definitely seems to be a whole lot of lust being exchanged. Crazy, crazy, crazy.

Sex Pot Kitty definitely seems to be excited about her upcoming wedding! We hear that invites are going out to the cream of the city?s crop! She was spotted last night handing one out to Grumbling Grem who was with his one and only, Mad Kazzy. We sure hope that Mad Kazzy accompanies him because we are dying to know what she will pull out of her closet for this function! Seriously, social event of the YEAR!!!

Grumbling Grem and Mad Kazzy were later joined by Lizzie and Danny who were eager to? go ride a mechanical bull??? Lizzie and Danny certainly took the opportunity to tease Grumbling Grem about his relationship with Mad Kazzy. We?re still wierded out every time we hear he?s hanging out with those crazy kids. It certainly doesn?t seem like his usual crowd!

Topaz and Chief Mischief Maker Eless (who was behind the bar for the evening) were overheard discussing Manly Mason?s situation with the Watch. We?re still not entirely sure what he did to get himself in hot water but he?s most certainly in hot water. C.M.M. Eless says the situation has calmed down for the time being. We hope his legal troubles get worked out.

He seems like a decent enough guy but, man, he?s odd. We hear that he and DoD-er Rena were squabbling like a pair of preteen sibilings! She was seen tugging on his ear and he evidently honked her nose and gave her a wet willy. Yuck!

Prof. Jolyon spent the evening quizzing DoD-er Rena on the ins and outs of the dueling venues? titles. He couldn?t have found many better interviewees considering the number of titles Rena has held in both Magic and Swords. We?re curious about Prof. Jolyon?s interest, though. Could he be looking to break into dueling himself? Wouldn?t that be HAWT! Or was he just researching for researching?s sake?

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-04 21:56 EST
Butt Naked and Bruised Monday!

Awesome Alain is sure feeling out the gubernatorial candidates! We?re not quite sure what his goal is but he was certainly seen with Deliciously Sinful Sinjin Monday night discussing a mutual dislike for all things government. A candidate for governor that doesn?t like government??? Could D.S. Sinjin be attempting to dismantle what little organized government there is in this city??? Now THAT would be interesting!

His chick Saucy Serena was in the Inn as well looking a bit beat up and we hear Awesome Alain was sporting some bruises as well. We wouldn?t be too entirely shocked if they?d done it to one another. There definitely appeared to be some not so positive tension in the air between the pair! We told you this was too much naughty in one relationship!

Our sources claim that Kazzy was at the bar reading a romance novel? WHAT?!?! First of all, Mad Kazzy can read??? We figured that her literacy skills began and ended with reading the labels on bottles of alcohol. Second of all, she was reading a romance novel??? We are a bit baffled, honestly!

Kid Doc Anya conducted surgery in the middle of the Inn with Crazy Train Tara as her assistant! All you lawyers cool your heels! No medical malpractice here! The patient was only a toy robot that K.D. Anya was attempting to repair. C.T. Tara seemed a bit confused as to why K.D. Anya had not put him under for the operation?. wow. We don?t even know where to start with her sometimes.

Our sources couldn?t WAIT to tell us that Mishka was rolling around butt naked in front of the hearth! How much alcohol does it take to get to the point where taking off all your clothes in a roomful of people in winter seems like a darn good idea??? D.S. Sinjin gave him his coat but Mishka just used it to cover the cushions he was lying on. Well, well, well! That?s certainly the Red Dragon Inn for you!

Ali was certainly having quite the intimate conversation with Gabby Gem! Our sources could not hear the content but they did mention that Ali seemed quite?. tense. There were no raised voices but it didn?t seem to be a lovey dovey sort of chat! The two headed out together and they were certainly not all smiles!!! Trouble in paradise??? We told you that Ali was awfully possessive!

OMG!!! What is WRONG with you Merchant Antonio??? Not only did he mention that he will miss THE social event of the season but he?s allowing his woman ? Kid Doc Anya ? to go ALONE!!! You never (and we do mean NEVER) allow a single woman to attend a wedding alone. If you?re lucky, she?ll merely come home slightly down that another of her friends has tied the knot and she?s one step closer to being called an ?old cat lady?. If you?re unlucky, she?ll get lucky with one of the groomsmen. Not wise, Merchant Antonio! Not wise at all!

It certainly seemed to be the night of Red Dragon Inn regulars showing up battered and bruised! Our dear Chief Mischief Maker Eless did NOT look her usual chipper self and was sporting a whole host of bruises! Our sources were unable to determine exactly what happened but she was NOT okay. Manly Mason and DoD-er Rena were tending to her but both seemed quite concerned. Connar showed up late into the night and seemed quite anxious himself. While we want to love Connar (we really do!) we must ask where he was last night!!! After all this time apart you?d think he?d stay by her side every second of every day now that they?re together to keep her safe! We sure hope she?s okay!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-07 11:40 EST
Tropical Delight Tuesday!

That Sami is sure one crazy broad! We hear that she was at the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night asking random patrons if they would go to the beach in the middle of winter if there was a tropical beach in RhyDin. What??? A tropical beach in RhyDin! Certainly it would be a fabulous idea to have some sort of resort where you could get away from the cold RhyDin winter but that?s not at all possible?. is it???

Later in the night Anger Management Jewell and Crazy Train Tara were overheard calling her ?fat?!!! OMG!!! Them?s there are fighting words!!! Lordy, Lordy! What we wouldn?t pay to see A.M. Jewell, C.T. Tara and Sami go at it??? There should be mud? or jello? or Risa?s pool noodles? what?? You think that?s freaky??? Leave a man to his fantasies!

Awesome Alain?s definitely making the rounds to the gubernatorial candidates! Tuesday night he was seen with Crazy Train Tara buying her a drink at the bar! Either Awesome Alain has decided to give C.T. Tara a spin or the house leader was interested in having a discussion about her candidacy! We find it quite interesting that the house leader is acting a bit anxious over the upcoming elections. Could he possibly be afraid that some of his actions won?t be seen as? quite so legal by the next governor???

Well, it seems that things are not going very well for Stalker in his chase after Kalista?s heart! He seemed quite intent on her but the girl would barely even look at him Tuesday night. There was definitely something up. Our sources aren?t entirely convinced that she?s feeling him. Don?t get down, Stalker! She could just be playing hard to get. With a name like ?stalker?, we?re guessing you don?t give up all that easily!

Our sources SWEAR up and down that they saw Skyler with Anger Management Jewell Tuesday night. We?re going to take this as fact because this is not the first time that we?ve heard news that he?s alive and wandering around RhyDin! A.M. Jewell looked pretty floored to be standing in front of the former love of her life but Skyler didn?t seem to recognize her at all. You know you are wishing you were a fly on the wall for the conversation!

Aurthur is quite upset over the disappearance of his wife it seems?. which really isn?t all that surprising. He and Icer were practically inseparable. Interestingly enough it was Crazy Train Tara who infused a bit of hope into him, reassuring him that Icer will return. We are sure that she will as well! She loves the family and friends that she has here too much not to come back!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless was busy trying to reassure her friends that she was fine but they didn?t seem to be buying it. The poor dear looks quite manhandled we?re told! It seems that her friends, including Prof. Jolyon, Doc Eva, and DoD-er Rena, have insisted on guards! Wowzers!!! We wonder exactly what it is that happened to her. Who could possibly be after C.M.M. Eless??? She certainly seems to be braving her way through this trying time in her life, though!

Speaking of DoD-er Rena and Prof. Jolyon, the pair seemed quite chatty Tuesday night. We?ve seen them paired off in conversation in the past quite a few times in the past! Are we seeing a budding relationship in our midst??? Can you imagine these two on a date together? We have a feeling that the dinner time conversation would be over our heads in five seconds flat! We hear that her friends are definitely encouraging the match and were urging her to ask him to the Wedding of the Year as her date!

Man, oh man. We?d never thought that we?d ever say this but? poor, poor Psycho Skid! He really seems to have fallen hard for The World?s Hottest Helston Fio and her many personalities! We hear that he?s often at her side, trying to make the mess that is her life easier for her. He almost seems to have stopped acting like a little boy and started acting like a man! The pair were seen chatting quietly with Deliciously Sinful Sinjin and his man, Sal. D.S. Sinjin and Sal definitely continue to become closer! They were pretty wrapped up in each other and only T.W.H.H. Fio?s issues kept them focused on anything but one another!

See, Merchant Antonio! This is what happens when you leave a fine looking woman like Kid Doc Anya too long alone in a place like the Red Dragon Inn! We hear that Mish was quite interested in the lovely physician. He was definitely seen eying her over his bottle of beer! Can you even imagine Mish and K.D. Anya together??? We believe whole-heartedly in the ?opposites attract? mantra but that?s even a little much for us!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-07 11:41 EST
Overheard Around Town!

- ?Yo, Stretch! You know those tabloids got me thinking. Do we need to test you for diseases and junk from the time you were away? Because I totally saw this pair of scrubs at Cheeky?s if you need me to play nurse.? The one and only Mad Kazzy to Danny in reference to the rumor that his time away from RhyDin was spent womanizing and boozing.

- ?I?m finding that the more one sits and listens around here, the more you become one with the woodwork. I should sell my services to Franco.? Venom Vinny is looking for a career path change! We?re here for you!

- ?Though, you probably like pigs, don?t you Tara? You like to get a little ?pork? every now and then, eh?? Brale Brother Baker taking his life in his own hands by teasing Crazy Train Tara.

- ?Unless your hands or legs are broken, you can fetch your own damned drink.? Ooooh, Kid Doc Anya can lay down the SMACK!

- ?I can belch rainbows.? We would really love to see Alysia demonstrate this trick.

- ?And tell Antonio he has to at least wear pants. Kids will be there.? Sex Pot Kitty discussing her wedding with Kid Doc Anya. We know that Merchant Antonio shouldn?t show up the bride but are we the only ones thinking that the vast majority of her female guests would prefer that he didn?t wear pants???

- ?Oh he?s adorable in that brotherish sorta way. But I respect him on a level that puts him on the list of those I wouldn?t shove into my cleavage when I hug him.? Sex Pot Kitty again. This time discussing the place that Grumbling Grem holds in her heart.

- ?Yeah man, I gotta keep current on all the latest terms and tricks, Yin. This one?s kinda wild. There are dwarves pulling on each other?s beards and this one tall chick who?s got a fetish for having gnomes lick her kneecaps. ? Mad Kazzy explaining the ?plot? of the romance novel she was reading.

- ?I?ve always found he?s a little too rough. Sweet pillow talk, though.? Awesome Alain when the question of what sort of lover Mish was came up.

- ?Now we?re taking pot shots at the hair? Seriously? That?s hitting below the belt.? Harris defending his blue hair. We feel him! Men with interesting hair colors are HAWT!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-07 21:25 EST
The World?s Hottest Tender Thursday!

Playboy Shane sure is a hit with the ladies! Even the taken ones! We hear that he was chatting up PAARTY GIRL Chase Thursday night at the bar. Could you not see this one??? Yep, yep, yep. If he manages to steal her away from her current man things could DEFINITELY get entertaining! We?d LOVE to see it!

None other than KEATON was seen hanging out at the bar drinking boilermakers with Chase?s man, Brandon. Certainly a couple of lookers there! Our sources report that Brandon was already more than a little drunk when he showed up. Perhaps PAARTY GIRL Chase has finally found a companion that can keep up with her party hardy ways!

And all jaws were on the floor when Tucker walked right in and stepped behind the bar just as if he hadn?t been missing in action for months! FANTASTIC! We are so glad to hear that The World?s Hottest Tender is back! Although, we?re dying to hear how Doc Eva takes the news. Tucker certainly peppered Saucy Serena, who he was tending with, about how Doc Eva has been. He seemed legitimately happy to hear that she and Manly Mason are together. Iiiinteresting! Kid Doc Anya was quick to ask him when he?d be back and he advised her that he would be back next Thursday! It seems Tucker intends to go right back to his old shift!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee seems to have made a choice between the pair of men that were vying for her attention! She?s been spotted at the bar quite often these days with Julian at her side. Certainly not bad arm candy! Thursday night the pair were seen leaving together and discussing going out for a bite to eat. Niiiice catch!

Speaking of leaving together, Saucy Serena left with Prof Jolyon! The pair had been seen at the bar chatting for some time after Saucy Serena?s shift. We hear that she insisted on walking part of the way home with him because the poor man was worn out from work but?. we?re not buying it! There?s something naughty going on here and we?re going to sniff it out

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-08 11:05 EST
Ghost Town Friday!

The Red Dragon Inn was almost a ghost town in the early hours of Friday night as most of the Inn?s regulars were preparing for or attending the Wedding of the Year (?or at least until C.T. Tara puts on what we know will be a spectacular affair for Taneth and Tormay)!

Big Cat Panther was seen in the Inn having a drink with the lovely S?jira before they headed off to attend their friend?s wedding. Sex Pot Kitty?s young daughter was spotted in the Inn having a chat with S?jira about the dress that she?d wear as flower girl. S?jira like us here at the Gossip GangSTAR were surprised to hear that S.P. Kitty had a daughter (and were a little uncomfortable with her having such access to an impressionable mind). It seems that S.P. Kitty had deemed life in RhyDin too dangerous for her daughter but has recently rescinded that decree and allowed her daughter to move into the house that she and Tass will share!

We hear that Brandon was peppering Booze Sis Hina with a whole host of questions about PAARTY GIRL Chase?s whereabouts. B.S. Hina hadn?t seen her since earlier in the day when she was talking with another man and Brandon wanted to hear alllll about that conversation! We wouldn?t put it past him to be the jealous type. And, after all, we all know that P.G. Chase isn?t above being completely scandalicious!

There definitely seems to be some tension between B.S. Hina and Brandon stemming from the days when she was dating one of the Frat brothers and he was one of the Frat brothers. We hear B.S. Hina is still pretty hung up on the frat brother that she dated and Brandon was not at all kind to her. We?re starting to think he might be a bit of a jerk!

We?re starting to wonder why Sal and Deliciously Sinful Sinjin even bother to come out into public! The pair certainly only has eyes for one another! Friday night was another night with the pair of them flirting it up. They?re like a couple of cuddly cats sunbathing in a shaft of sunlight on a winter afternoon. If they don?t stop cuddling constantly, we just may lose our lunch! Le sigh!

Later they pulled themselves away from one another to have a stare down with Ali and Gabby Gem! There was some MAJOR TENSION in the air! D.S. Sinjin and Ali took the matter into a private booth, leaving Gabby Gem to speak with other friends and Sal to sit around sulking.

Speaking of icky sweet, Danny and his walking fashion tragedy of a girlfriend, Lizzie, were both in the Inn macking on one another. Can you even imagine when the two of them take the big leap and tie the knot??? And, don?t tell us they never will. We?re just surprised that these particular couple of dumb kids haven?t already done it! Anyway, when we imagine their wedding we think of it at a skate park with a bridal bouquet stolen from a cemetary and mac ?n chez straight out of the box for dinner. This relationship is just one gigantic train wreck!

Wow! The regulars seem to be having a lot of trouble keeping out of trouble these days! Connar showed up all bloodied up late into the night and allowed Chief Mischief Maker Eless (who was still dressed in her party dress) to assist him in putting ice on his head. So Connar went and got himself beat up instead of attending the wedding with Eless??? Not a good idea. Not a good idea at all!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-08 17:16 EST
The Wedding of Kitty and Tass!

The city of RhyDin has been waiting for over a year for the nuptials of Kitty and Tass? and they certainly were not disappointed! Guests arrived through the portal to Twilight Island where the wedding was lit by moonlight and the twinkling stars. Such a romantic setting!

The bride was absolutely stunning in a pale shade of blue with an incredibly detailed beaded corset. The rumor is that none other than S?jira did that fabulous beadwork! That girl is totally going to have brides everywhere banging on her door as soon as pictures of S.P. Kitty?s dress leaks out! We also adore that Kitty chose blue! Although, the modern choice is white, we love the symbolism of loyalty and eternal love that lies behind the choice of blue. Those two qualities seem quite important to the pair so the choice of color was no doubt a very personal one. Our sources say (and yours truly can confirm) that Sex Pot Kitty had the widest grin stuck on her face through both the ceremony and the reception. We certainly have never seen her so happy!

Her groom, Tass, was even on his best behavior! There was not a whole lot of macking on other women and he stood patiently to greet the many guests after the ceremony.

The World?s Second Hottest Helston Fio (because not even Fio can upstage the bride on her wedding day) looked stunning in an elegant green dress with a yellow ribbon to draw attention to her slim waist. She was actually on her best behavior as well! Her usual antics were kept to a minimum even though Psycho Skid was not present to play babysitter. Did he miss a sight or what??? We have a feeling that the sight of T.W.S.H.H. Fio in that dress would have totally given him heart palpatations!

Speaking of heart palpatations, the gathered guests were mighty fine indeed! Quite the crowd of RhyDin?s finest turned out to support the couple!

SUPER Des made an appearance in a marvelous gown of purple silk with a snug bodice that flared outward at the skirt and was edged in only the finest lace. Stunning as usual! And even the lovely Amber was seen standing on a chair in a hot red dress during the ceremony so that she could see over the tall folks in front of her.

Is it still a fashion faux paus to wear white at a wedding if the bride is not??? Topaz didn?t think so and we must admit she looked might fine in her gown which nearly looked sheer! It was gathered at the arms, wrists, and waist by gold filligree jewelry. She was, of course, escorted by her husband, Lucien, who looked quite stately in his own right. Ms. Wyh Not was also wearing a bit of white but it had an overlay of midnight lace that was patterned with snowflakes and stars! Really, one of our favorite dresses of the evening! The cut was stunning!

The DeAuster clan was properly represented by Lucius and Fiona as the DeAusters not showing up would have certainly been seen as an affront! Overlord Tormay was present in a fine looking tunic. We?re sure that his mother, Topaz, is quite proud of what a fine-looking son she has raised! He spent most of the ceremony cuddled up and whispering with Taneth. We?re sure their own upcoming nuptials were on their minds! We know it?s on ours! We find it quite curious that True spent more time assisting Crazy Train Tara in averting a minor disaster than with his girl, Mira! Could this romance be sputtering out?

It seems that Alysia hasn?t left RhyDin yet! She was present and accounted for as was Lucky Lawyer Lucien. We hear that one of our new favorites, the dark-haired V was on the scene. She kept a low profile, however. Manly Mason can certainly spruce up! He was in a mightly find double-breasted suit and had some fine eye candy in the shape of Doc Eva. Accompanying each other to a wedding so comfortably??? These two are on a direct shot for a walk down an aisle of their own!

And on the note of another couple taking a walk down the aisle, when will it be Big Cat Panther and S?jira?s turn?!?! He could hardly have resisted her Friday night in the slinky lavender blue gown she was wearing! Panther, in a kilt, never seemed to stray too far from her side! Maybe we won?t have to wait too much longer to report news of a proposal.

We were disappointed in Tara?s black cocktail dress! Really, we were expecting more of her! However, her strange husband, Vasaris, did not disappoint! We hear that he filled in as the wedding officiant and that the ceremony proved to be most amusing for his presence! Tara seemed a wee bit embarrassed by her husband?s behavior but he did manage to get through the ceremony without insulting either the bride or the groom so, considering the man in question, we believe it was a win!

There were a couple confusing points for our poor sources! SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee seems NOT to have chosen a candidate for her heart after all! She attended with Verin, not Julian, and the pair were seen leaving together. Also, it seems that Saucy Serena (who was wearing a knee-length rose tiered dress) came with Randy Rix, not Awesome Alain. Yet, Awesome Alain was present and accounted for at least for a brief time. What?!?! Wait, it gets more confusing! Saucy Serena was seen spending a lot of time chatting with Prof. Jolyon (and this is certainly not the first time they?ve been caught together) who in turn was there with Real Estate Mogul Rena (working a fabulous knee-length sleeveless scarlet number).

We had a chance to question R.E.M. Rena and Prof. Jolyon as to whether or not they were there as a ?couple? or not. All we know is that the question seemed to make R.E.M. Rena feel awkward and Prof. Jolyon did not mind in the least. What is our personal conclusion??? A big honking YES!!! We are 88.73% convinced that R.E.M Rena and Prof. Jolyon are a couple!

The look of the night had to go to Kid Doc Anya who was in a Heavenly Botique original! She paired raw peridots set in a platinum necklace and earrings with a similarly colored silk chiffon strapless gown? and totally ROCKED it! Faaaaabulous! Merchant Antonio missed the ceremony but took our advice and did not allow K.D. Anya to attend the entire event alone! He was there for the reception to keep wandering eyes from landing on his beautiful doctor! Nice move, M. Antonio!

Unfortunately, Chief Mischief Maker Eless was indeed alone! What a bummer! She did look totally fantastic as well and probably had our second favorite look (K.D. Anya?s necklace and earrings inched her ahead) in an incredibly sexy black and gold dress draped perfectly over her curves. We?re dying to know who the designer of it is and we have our sources working overtime on it! Fantastic!

It seemed that every where you looked there was another noteworthy face! The famous dueler, Xenograg, was among the merrymakers and was as stately as ever! Old Lady Collie was present and she also must have been quite proud as we hear one of her daughters made the dazzling jewelry that Kid Doc Anya was wearing.

All in all, a fantastic time was had by all and it really did live up to its billing as the Social Event of the Year! We cannot wait for C.T. Tara to try to top it for Tormay and Taneth, though! It?ll be quite a sight to see, we?re sure!

Congratulations, Kitty and Tass! We hear at the Gossip GangSTAR?s Den of Gossip have just one thing to say to the two of you ?

It?s about damn time.

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-12 21:07 EST
SPOTTED Saturday!

You know you just can?t live with out it! It?s time for another round of?.

Spotted:

- Darling Taneth handing over a jaw of bugs to Lizardman Bran who proceeded to stuff his mouth with those live bugs! Yuck! We?re so grossed out! He then proceeded to get into a ?smack talk smack down? with Harris. Things never change between those two? or really Harris and anybody else in this city.

- a giggling Mira sharing a piece of cake with True! Hmmm! Maybe we spoke too soon. It sure looked like these two were still hot and heavy?. in their own cute little way, of course. We suppose we?ll just shut up and return to waiting for their engagement announcement.

- a very married Sex Pot Kitty stopping by for a cup of coffee while her man is busy with business! She was overheard giving Harris a hard time for missing the wedding. He gifted her with a wrench to make up for it. Niiiiice.

- Verin giving one of our blog entries over to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee to read. We?re not exactly sure which one it is but we?re guessing it was the write-up of S.P. Kitty?s wedding in which we mentioned the pair leaving together. Verin is not giving in easily. He?s definitely set his sights on SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee?s heart!

- Psycho Skid beating Crazy Train Tara (who entered in a straitjacket with tape over her mouth) and The World?s Hottest Helston Fio (who entered in the same dress she had worn the night before in Kitty?s wedding) at a Game of War that included little men invading castles and a teeny tiny dragon chilling out on Fio?s shoulder. C.T. Tara was not happy and blamed her loss on the bickering she was busy participating in with Saucy Serena. It took Therapist Chryrie, who seemed to be playing babysitter for the night, to break up their arguing.

- Connar snapping at C.T. Tara when she was looking for his attention! We hear that Connar has been getting a wee bit annoyed with C.T. Tara?s antics and always having to save her from her self-created problems. We understand his pain! That?s certainly not a responsibility we?d want!

- Chief Mischief Maker Eless and Connar seeming awfully close by the hearth! They were joined by the equally gag worthy Doc Eva and Manly Mason and Prof. Jolyon.

- Real Estate Mogul Rena talking it up with Stalker and NOT Prof. Jolyon! Perhaps we were right to leave some room of doubt about her relationship with Prof. Jolyon! R.E.M. Rena certainly plays her cards close to her chest! Although, we?re guessing that most of you would like to see more of her chest and less of her cards.

- Mad Kazzy rolling around on roller skates to practice for her job as a waitress at Jugs! Now in that uniform she actually looks HAWT!!! We hear she was having a pretty intense conversation with her BFF?s man, Danny! BACKSTABBER!

- Kid Not-Doc Anya being consoled by Old Lady Collie at the news that K.N.D. Anya had her license to practice medicine stripped! OMG! Major news! Our sources inform us that Ali looked TICKED and Gabby Gem just looked absolutely shocked.

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-13 19:09 EST
Then Comes the Baby Carriage Sunday!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless was behind the bar Sunday night as her posse began rolling through the doors! C.M.M. Eless was quick to tell Sylvia that Real Estate Mogul Rena had a new man in her life! However, we hear that R.E.M. Rena was quick to advise Sylvia that C.M.M. Eless was wrong and that she did not have a new boyfriend. WHO ARE WE TO BELIEVE???

Perhaps R.E.M. Rena! She was seen receiving flowers from a mystery man. Maybe she?s so quick to deny Prof. Jolyon because she has her eyes on another! We hear that the mystery man certainly had eyes for her!

Sylvia was quite cranky that she came back in two only two days too late to make the wedding of the year! She also gave C.M.M. Eless a hard time for saying that it will be CENTURIES before she and Connar wed! WHY?!?!? We want to see that wedding so badly. Can you even imagine THE dress??? It would be talked about for years and years and years!

OMG! Our sources claim that Sylvia announced to her friends ? C.M.M. Eless, Edible Ewan, and The DIVINE Storm ? that she will be GETTING MARRIED AGAIN! And, no, it is not to whom that we were all hoping it might be. It seems that she?s looking to put herself in a ?better situation?. We all know what that means, right? Yep, she?s marrying for money! Now we certainly can?t fault her for it but, man, we?re disappointed! We hear that The DIVINE Storm seems to share our sentiments. She did not seem the least bit happy and seemed even less happy when Edible Ewan agreed with Sylvia that it seemed like a fine idea! OH NO HE DIDN?T! Get your man in line, T.D. Storm!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was causing drama between her men ? Verin and Julian. We love how black night Verin is opposed to Julian?s white knight role! One of these days those guys are going to snap and we think it might actually be Julian. Verin was certainly rubbing it in that he was SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee?s date for the wedding of the year. We hear that Julian did not seem to be enjoying Verin?s company and barely finished his first cup of coffee before taking off! Julian is certainly more handsome but Verin is better at this game that the two of them are playing!

There certainly was a ruckus amongst the Inn regulars when word got around that Old Lady Collie had been arrested by the Watch. Good! It?s about time that crimes of fashion became an arrestable offense! Actually, our sources claim that the charges were attempted murder against the person suing Kid Not-Doc Anya for malpractice. We hear that Kid Not-Doc Anya was definitely hot around the collar. Of course, Crazy Train Tara jumped off the deep end and began threatening anybody that the Watch members ever knew. It took Gov Man-TASTIC Matt to calm the situation down! He told the ladies that he would ensure that O.L. Collie was released asap!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! What was Danny thinking?!?! Somebody overheard him asking Lizzie if she?d eventually like to be ?Mrs. Lizzie Brooks?! OMG! You can?t ask that girl that!!! She?s not going to be ready for marriage for a good, solid decade! ?at least we hope she won?t be because in this town marriage is quickly followed by children and that is one young lady that does not need to be having children for quite some time. She seemed to agree because she looked more than a little uncomfortable! Well, Danny, if you don?t push her away it won?t be for a lack of trying!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-14 13:16 EST
Paging Dr. Drow Monday!

Overlord Tormay was seen with his sweetheart, Darling Taneth, in the Red Dragon Inn before his match to defend his title Monday night! We hear that he didn?t seem the least bit nervous. We never would have pegged him as a smooth operator! He went on to retain the Overlord title by taking two in a best of three match-up! Congratulations, Overlord Tormay!

Kid Not-Doc Anya was seen having a drink with her newest doctor ? a drow named Spider that will man the ER. That?s right! If you ladies are into drows there?s a doctor to go get your claws into! Have fun with him! Prof. Jolyon joined the pair and had some questions for K.N.D. Anya about her legal woes. She confirmed to him that her license has been revoked and that Lucky Lawyer Lucien is working dilgently on the matter. Poor, poor, K.N.D. Anya!

Prof. Jolyon discussed literature with Saucy Serena by the hearth while their friends, Connar and Eless, sat by and cuddled. Our sources claim that they couldn?t help but feel there was flirtiness all around this little party. We certainly don?t doubt it with Connar and Eless. They are one giant ball of romantic goo but we think it ends there. As a matter of fact, Prof. Jolyon was seen later in the night getting a blow-by-blow recount of the Overlord match from his rumored girlfriend, Real Estate Mogul Rena! The lovely Sylvia joined the party later into the night to tease Prof. Jolyon as well about his love for chocolate almonds.

We HEART Sylvia and chocolate almonds!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-14 13:17 EST
Overheard Around Town!

- ?You can write me a note. You can call me Dearest Moopsie.? so says Risa to Michiko. We shall now have to call her Dearest Moopsie Risa! Love it!

- ?You know how many letters I get a day from people asking me how they could show they?re easy?? Somehow we?re not surprised that if there really are people posing this particular question that they would pose it to Mad Kazzy.

- ?Really? A lot of letters? You should just make a stamp that says ?Don?t wear panties? for each and every one. ? Saucy Serena in reply to Mad Kazzy?s above-mentioned problem.

- ?I?ve lost my train of thought now. It has derailed. There were no survivors. Not even Bruce Willis.? Harris is always good for at least four or five mentions in this section!

- ?That?sss not true . . . how many human kidsss wish they were big lizardsss like dinosssaursss? None of them ever sssay they want to be a blue-haired weirdo.? Lizardman Bran to Harris in their ?smack talk smack down?.

- ?What kid wants to be a dinosaur? That?s retarded. You need to stop hanging out with pre schoolers, Lisp Guy.? And here?s number 2 from Harris!

- ?And he does break into peoples? homes, leaving strange packages with no return address and takes cookies and milk without permission, leaving dirty dishes.. Sounds like a slave-trader, career criminal, downright inconsiderate slob and with those unmarked packages, should be on the terrorist watch list. And do you really want to base this guy?s rep on songs? Have you heard ?I saw Santa Kissing Santa Claus?? Adulterer. And another song ?Grandma Got Run over By A Reindeer?. Hit and run, felony, I might add.? It sure sounds like True?s just bitter that he didn?t get Mystery Date under the tree one Christmas.

- ?Everybody gossips in one form or ?nother. It?s one of the few universal languages everyone in this city can speak.? We HEART FLAWLESS Koy!

- ?Code Green, people! The end times are nigh! You remember the drills! We won?t let any biblical resurfacing of plagues beat us!? Crazy Train Tara upon seeing a locust.

- ?If you can smell out a chick doesn?t have panties on that?s probably not the girl you want to put your porker in, Yin.? Sage advice from Mad Kazzy

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-15 22:21 EST
Mr. Cranky Pants Tuesday!

Were Brandon and PAARTY GIRL Chase already wasted when they came in Tuesday night??? It certainly seemed that way! He actually carried her in on his shoulders and deposited her on the bar. The pair began downing shots like there was no tomorrow. If they?re not careful one of these nights there won?t be a tomorrow! Slow down there, kids! Do you know how much that stuff will age you???

She wasn?t the only one attempting to drink herself into oblivion. Booze Sis Hina joined her to drink away her man woes. These girls will never learn! Drinking yourself into a foggy haze when you have two kids at home is just the sort of stuff that gets you the wrong guys! We should open a school for these poor lost souls.

Later into the night, P.G. Chase got into an altercation with Crazy Train Tara! We hear that it was quite the sight to behold! It took Brandon peeling his girl away from C.T. Tara and leading her out of the Inn to end it. Don?t you think it?s time to get her some help??? Stop enabling!

S?jira and Big Cat Panther are almost too adorable for words! She seems to have almost domesticated him these days! The pair were seated together, chatting quietly about their respective days. He is so protective of her. Really, we think it?s just a matter of months before they decide to tie the knot! And you?re sure to hear about it here first!

Our sources inform us that a man looking suspiciously like Deliciously Sinful Sin was seen in the vicinity of the Inn having what certainly appeared to be a lover?s quarrel with a woman! Yep, not Sal at all! We hear that woman?s name is Rebekah and she?s certainly not what we would have labeled as ?his type?! Perhaps there is nothing to this rumor but we can?t help to hope that there is. Can you even imagine how volatile a break-up between D.S. Sin and Sal would be???

We love when hospital business is conducted in a bar! Kid Not-Doc Anya was discussing the graveyard shift with her newest ER doctor, Spider. We?re sure that she?s in need of the extra hand now that she?s not able to practice her trade. Awesome Alain was overheard mentioning that he?d help out with her situation as well. It seems like she has a lot of friends in high places! We doubt this can last for very long. Right???

Mr. Cranky Pants Ali actually seemed a wee bit sociable as he hung out with his lady, Gabby Gem, as she hosted a table full of ladies that had been attracted by the pitcher of margarita mix that she had on the table. Chief Mischief Maker Eless certainly wasn?t one to miss out on the boozing! We love when ladies gather to tip back drinks!!! There is always good gossip to be found in those get togethers

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-15 22:21 EST
Salty Wednesday!

Drama, drama, drama! Some strange woman in the Red Dragon Inn Wednesday night was threatening Sal with? salt. Our sources thought it a joke until they overheard Michiko say that salt will cage a fae. WHAT??? Salt??? Well, who knew! Maybe we should write that one down. We?d certainly like to cage us a fae!

For some godforsaken reason somebody let Taneth near Suliss! Wow! That should NEVER happen. The results were not pretty. We hear our Darling Taneth was asking permission of Crazy Train Tara to kill someone as her ?new friend?, Suliss, wouldn?t teach her to fight unless she could kill someone! OMG! Suliss also evidently told D. Taneth that she eats babies. We?re not surprised.

Wow! We spoke FAR FAR FAR too soon about Mr. Cranky Pants Ali turning over a new leaf! He strutted right into the Inn Wednesday night to hand Kid Not-Doc Anya his letter of resignation. She didn?t seem the least bit surprised but she didn?t seem the least bit happy either. Poor, poor K.N.D. Anya! Nothing seems to be going her way these days. M.C.P. Ali waltzed right out of the Inn after that with barely a glance to Gabby Gem!!! She shouldn?t be treated that way! We hate it for her.

HeteroMISHSexual was getting his groove thing on! He was caught macking on Michiko and also cutting interesting looks to a pretty dark-haired lady named Eleanor! He let her have a cigarette which we all know means that he?s expecting sex now. Don?t stick up for him! We all know he has the type of mind which equates a borrowed cigarette as a good exchange for sex.

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-16 08:40 EST
Smacked in the Face Thursday!

Crazy Train Tara started off her night as only Crazy Train Tara can! She was seen shooting out of the hearth and straight into the opposite wall. So familiar are the patrons of the Red Dragon Inn to C.T. Tara?s antics that most did not even blink an eye. The World?s Hottest Helston Fio and Psycho Skid ran to her side to make sure she was okay but even her own boyfriend? Venom Vinny didn?t seem all that worried.

He got quite a lot to worry about later in the night when he got SMACKED IN THE FACE by C.T. Tara for saying that they were only dating for sex when she asked if he loved her! OMG!!!! PRICELESS!!!! Venom Vinny lucked out when Hilarious Harris mouthed off to C.T. Tara and caused her to dump all his rage on him! She totally attacked him and Venom Vinny didn?t lift a finger to help! Punk!

T.W.H.H. Fio and Psycho Skid had a not so nice run-in with Booze Sis Hina and her young daughter. Really, no good can come from kids being in a bar that late at night. Even Intern Sassy Pants, as mature as she is for her age, had been in bed for hours by that point! The kid made some choice comments about T.W.H.H. Fio stealing Psycho Skid from her mommy and Psycho Skid literally had to hold T.W.H.H. Fio away from the girl. Our number one rule here at the Gossip GangSTAR is: KEEP THE KIDS OUT OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP DRAMA!!! This is how little girls grow up to be screwed up, clingy women.

Saucy Serena and The World?s Hottest Tender Tucker were having quite the one-on-one conversation between serving drinks! He was warning her about putting her heart on the line for either of the two men she?s been spending time with recently ? Prof. Jolyon or Awesome Alain. We totally have to agree with the latter but the former??? Who doesn?t trust Prof. Jolyon??? We do have to say that NOBODY is hotter that T.W.H.T. Tucker when he?s got his ?big bad brother? hat on! HAWT!

Maybe T.W.H.T. Tucker doesn?t have anything to worry on one account! Prof. Jolyon made a point to chat up Real Estate Mogul Rena before he left for the night. In fact, our sources claim to have overheard him asking to visit her home! Wowzers! We?d like Prof. Jolyon to come visit our Den of Gossip!

Hilarious Harris is STILL trying to win himself a date with Gabby Gem! Well, he?s at least got a better temperament than Mr. Cranky Pants Ali!!! She didn?t exactly tell him no. Maybe she?s looking for a way to escape her moody man after all! Hilarious Harris and Gabby Gem were seen hanging out with Rebekah who certainly can clean up! She looked pretty killer Thursday night with a martini in hand!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-17 08:58 EST
Poor Mischief Makers? Friday!

There was certainly tension in the air Friday night as SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen sitting at the bar with Black Knight Verin and White Knight Julian. W.K. Julian was playing quite coy in asking whether or not B.K. Verin would be escorting SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee to the engagement party the next week. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee reassured both men that she had no qualms about going on her own. Later into the night after B.K. Verin had departed, SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and W.K. Julian had a lengthy conversation about the puppy he will be bringing into his home! W.K. Julian is our favorite! ADORABLE!

It seems that Michiko has moved on! She was seen spending quite some time chatting up a mystery man by the hearth! No idea who he is but he had his eyes on her all night! He was overheard quizzing her on her involvement with DeMeur Exports which she is an employee of. We?re not entirely sure he was more interested in her or DeMeur Exports! Time will tell but we hope it works out for Michiko?s sake!

Crazy Train Tara seems to have gotten her hooks back into Mini-Franker Cor! They were spotted in the Inn together Friday night. We have decided that M-F Cor is completely incapable of picking the right kind of woman. Seriously, what is wrong with him??? Sadly, there were no sparks flying between C.T. Tara and Saucy Serena as there have been in the past over the issue of M-F Cor. Saucy Serena only had eyes for Awesome Alain and the pair didn?t last in the Inn long before they were spotted sneaking out together. Who do these two think they?re kidding by refusing to acknowledge that they?re dating????

Gabby Gem and The World?s Hottest Helston Fio seemed to have a lovely little chat. We hear T.W.H.H. Fio looked a bit roughed up but wasn?t answering any questions as to how it happened. The pair were distracted when our Darling Taneth came into the room and advised everyone that she was expecting a bundle! The general reaction was a giant ?OMG!?. It turns out, though, she?s merely expecting knives to be delivered to her as she is learning to duel. That actually might scare us even more than her being pregnant!

Psycho Skid was around to keep an eye on T.W.H.H. Fio most of the night. He?s really turned into a decent guy! We suppose that a good woman can change a bad boy after all! He was even seen discussing T.W.H.H. Fio?s? uh, issues with Sex Pot Kitty in order to keep her family updated on what?s been going on with her. Iiiiiinteresting!

Aw! Wedded bless! IT MAKES US ILL!!!! Sex Pot Kitty and Old Man Tass were spotted in the Inn looking quite cozy. They were seen talking with S?jira who seemed to be looking for Big Cat Panther. We wonder what for!!! S.P. Kitty was telling her that she?s fielded quite a lot of questions about the beading on her wedding gown that was completed by S?jira. Let us tell you, it was STUNNING!!! We bet S?jira could make a small fortune if she put her mind to it!

We hear M-F Cor put his teeny tiny foot in his mouth Friday night by asking Taneth if she knows what will happen on her wedding night. Le sigh! Just because a girl is a maiden does not mean she hasn?t been prepared for marriage! It?s actually something that should be respected. There are far more maidens that get married in this city at a younger age and with less experience in the world than Taneth. People should leave the poor girl alone. We hear that she was TICKED. Good for her! You are fine just the way you are, Taneth, and we think you?ll make a fabulous wife!

As usual, C.T. Tara had a difficult time concentrating on just one man over the course of the night! As M-F Cor was busy dealing with Darling Taneth?s anger, C.T. Tara was FLIRTING it up with none other than Shane! With Awesome Alain having turned all somber since the death of his bride-to-be, we have deemed Shane the new Playboy of RhyDin! He certainly likes to keep his company varied and HAWT!

What in the world happened to Doc Eva??? We hear that she was seen bundled up and hiding her face (which our sources got a quick peek at and they say was pretty beaten looking) being carried up the stairs of the Inn by Manly Mason! Wow! We have no idea what happened to her. Chief Mischief Maker Eless helped M. Mason get Doc Eva safely into her room. It seems like there is someone new out of this group bruised and beaten every week! Is someone out to get the Mischief Makers???

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-18 19:23 EST
0-60 Saturday!

Only Deliciously Sinful Sin would go about oiling down NAKED Mishka in his lap in the middle of the Red Dragon Inn on a Saturday night while carrying on a normal conversation with The World?s Hottest Helston Fio! We hear NAKED Mishka was flashing all sorts of naughty little bits that should be clothed in his attempt to get completely oiled down. While the trio was talking, a priest briefly joined the party to exchange words with D.S. Sin on a mutual project! WHAT?!?! What could D.S. Sin and a priest be working on together???

OMG! OMG! OMG!!!!! The one and only Den Mama Sid was back behind the bar Saturday night after far, far, far too long of an absence! Swooooon! We?re in heaven! She was accompanied by her main man, Scottie, and the pair was as SMOKIN? HAWT as ever! We hear that our Darling Taneth was thrilled and threw herself at Sid before sitting for most of her shifted cuddled up with Scottie. Sid and Scottie spent the evening catching up with old friends like the gorgeous Therapist Chryrie and meeting new ones like T.W.H.H. Fio! A busy night, indeed!

Michiko was seen being picked up for a date by the man she met the other night! Still no word yet on his name but we?re working over time. It seems that BLUE Mish has completely been pushed out of her mind. We?re sure he?s got a new set of boobs to soothe himself with already.

The work is never done for the docs at Riverview Clinic! Even when they?re off the clock, they are running into situations where their skillz are needed! We suppose that?s just a byproduct of living in this city. Kid Not-Doc Anya put her newest employee, Spider, to work Saturday night on a man that needed to be stitched up. We hear that Spider sewed him up good as new!

Awww! Marvelous Mira was certainly in a good mood and it all seemed to have to do with her new man, True! In fact, she was overheard telling Chief Mischief Maker Eless just how happy she is to have him in her life! So cute! C.M.M. Eless was also seen hanging out with Doc Eva and Manly Mason! Doc Eva was suspiciously keeping her hands covered. Huh. We are all a tizzy as to why that could be! Intern Hot to Trot SWEARS it?s because there?s an engagement ring on her hand. We?re not so sure. Doc Eva wouldn?t let things move that quickly! ?.would she???

Manly Mason was seen getting into quite the heated debate with a mystery man! We wonder what that was all about! Prof. Jolyon actually had to stop Doc Eva from going over to break it up. Manly Mason certainly has a bit of temper on him, no??? We know that we were all into his relationship just a week ago but are we the only ones a bit concerned that Doc Eva chose a guy that was a complete 180 from The World?s Hottest Tender Tucker??? Seriously! Mason is outgoing, talkative, quick to laugh, and has a temper that can go from 0-60 in 2.13 seconds! T.W.H.T Tucker is introspective, quiet, and barely shows any emotion at all!

Manly Mason is starting to sound like a rebound guy to us! What do you think???

Prof. Jolyon has us all sorts of confused! He spent the first half of his evening in a pretty intimate conversation with Saucy Serena and the second half catching up with Real Estate Mogul Rena! What is he dooooing?!?!? We remember that he was just as hard to read when he was spending all that time with the Smith girls. Look how that worked out for him! Both ended up with different guys. Prof. Jolyon certainly doesn?t learn his lesson easily, does he???

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-18 23:48 EST
Dancing Mad Cow Sunday!

We told you that BLUE Mish would find a new pair of boobs to amuse him!!! It didn?t take him long at all! He was seen hanging out with a cute new thing named Eleanor! She was seen on his lap, throwing back the booze and smoking. Quite classy that one seems to be! And, yes, that is sarcasm. She?s certainly right up his alley. One day we?ll figure out what his appeal with women is until then we will have to remain utterly confused!

The World?s Hottest Helston Fio and Psycho Skid were seen having a heart-to-heart! Those two seem absolutely connected at the hip! Sure, she does sort of need a babysitter and he has seemingly grown into a decent man for just the occasion? who knows??? Maybe they?re just equally crazy enough to make a relationship work!

It seems that Kacey is back! All her friends were thrilled to see her. Lucky Lang told her about this imaginary girl he?s going to marry. Really, we don?t know what sort of scam he?s running but it?s got to be a scam to get girls! Maybe he?ll have this imaginary woman break his heart and then allow all his female friends to help him soothe it?. in bed?. on their backs. Anyway, we?re wondering what happened to that delicious man that Kacey was dating last year. They were too cute together! We sure hope that they went on some sort of great adventure together!

Whoa! Mad Cow Kazzy can dance!!! No lie!!! We hear that she was seen waltzing around the Inn with Grumbling Grem! At first we thought our source was playing a joke on us. First of all, we didn?t think there was a graceful bone in M.C. Kazzy?s body but, second of all, GRUMBLING GREM DANCING IN THE INN???? NEVER!!!! NEVER!!! NEVER!!!! We?ve decided that M.C. Kazzy and her gang of hoodlum elves has put a spell on Grumbling Grem. That?s the only thing that makes the least bit of sense.

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-21 11:39 EST
90% Monday!

FLAWLESS Koy looked KILLAH in a rose red, black, and white print chiffon dress in the Red Dragon Inn Monday night! No word as to what she was doing out and about which seems to becoming increasingly rare for her. Yet, she certainly looked lovely! We hear that she only had eyes for Duel of Fists? yellow Opal which she had brought in with her. Those Opals freak us out!

Deliciously Sinful Sin was seen oogling Rebekah the other night! He and Sal must have a very open relationship because he?s certainly giving Shane a run for his money for the title of Playboy of RhyDin! He and Rebekah were VERY close and it seemed to be quite the intimate conversation. One of our sources SWEARS that he had a hand on her hip! What a DOG! A fabulous well-bred dog! Perhaps this is simply Sin?s way of campaigning for governor. If that?s the case, he?s welcome at the Den of Gossip to campaign any time he wants!

Crazy Train Tara was seen ?on a date? with Old Lady Collie! We?re not exactly sure what is going on here but we?d like a video of their hook-up. WHAT??? C.T. Tara herself said that she sleeps with 90% of her dates. She seemed pretty darn comfortable in O.L. Collie?s lap Monday night so we?re just assuming that they, you know, did the deed! And you can?t call us pervy for wanting the video of that because you know you do too!

C.T. Tara was distracted from her date when? Barbie drove her tiny car through the door??? We have no idea. That?s strange even to us. Darkmere of course had to welcome her back to RhyDin (for we hear she?s a hometown girl) by harassing her. Yeah, this guy?s running for governor! We wonder if Darkmere?s ever seen the word ?diplomatic?. The World?s Hottest Helston Fio actually stood up to him and told him to stop being a ?bully?! SWOON! We fall more and more in love with this woman every day!

It seems Aja Bird is back in town, looking just as lovely as ever. You may not remember her if you do not follow the history of the duels but she?s certainly been a mover and a shaker over the years in the Inn?s basement Arena. Her brother is the famous baron with the same last name and her former??? husband is a former overlord/baron. She was seen catching up with O.L. Collie and making new friends. We hear that she was quite stunned to hear that her old friend Topaz had a son old enough to be marrying our Darling Taneth!

Kid Not-Doc Anya was overheard introducing Merchant Antonio to Spider as the ?love of her life?. OMG! Gag us with a spoon! We?ve officially decided that these two are moving faaaar too fast! SLOW IT DOWN! They went on to take their icky sweetness to the bar for drinks. Blah. K.N-D. Anya talked about finger painting with the children at Riverview Clinic! What fun! We will have to come down there with all the interns to finger paint one afternoon!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-21 14:26 EST
Good Witch Tuesday!

Head Pussy Cat Panther should have taken our advice and put a ring on S?jira?s finger a long, long time ago! Why do you ask??? Well, we?re so glad that you did! It seems that Aaric is back in town. Don?t remember Aaric? Well, there were rumors swirling last spring that there was something going on between him and S?jira. Nothing ever panned out from it and H.P.C. Panther and S?jira continued on. Yet, Aaric and S?jira certainly seemed friendly Tuesday night in the Inn! We hear that they were even making plans for the weekend!

Either PAARTY GIRL Chase was paying homage to St. Patrick with her completely green outfit or else she?s merely decided that wearing green will hide the puke if she vomits on herself during nights of hard partying. This girl is just one big giant CRY FOR HELP!!! Dearest Moopsie Risa who was manning the bar Tuesday night played enabler by keeping P.G. Chase?s mug full of green beer. Her main squeeze, Brandon, was there and accounted for as well. We?re just waiting for their first fiery blow-up in the middle of the Inn. You know it?s coming! This is P.G. Chase were talking about here!

We?re thrilled to hear the news that Soerl is back in town! We wonder if Real Estate Mogul Rena will be as well! She seems to have men coming at her left and right these days. Wait until you hear the news from this weekend? but we digress! Soerl was seen catching up on dueling news with Neo who is expecting a challenge from Venom Vinny for Keeper of Water in Duel of Magic. We hear that Soerl and Luscious Lydia are still going strong! That?s got to be a record for her! She typically goes through men pretty darn fast!

Our sources tell us that there was a leprechaun hanging out in the Inn Tuesday night that Crazy Train Tara attempted to kill. This girl needs a full-time babysitter. Seriously. We hear that the leprechaun took off on a rainbow with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee! We can?t help but wonder what White Knight Julian and Black Knight Verin will have to say about that! Their girl just got carted off by a short man riding a rainbow!

OMG! Good Witch Elly is back and she?s backing Mini-Franker Cor for governor?!?! How low we have sunk! We here that she was actually selling cookies in some sort of odd brown uniform and advising the poor suckers that the money would go to Cor?s campaign. Crazy Train Tara was NOT happy! We hear that C.T. Tara threatened to get rid of both G.W. Elly AND her pumpkins should she be elected! We hear that the pair was particularly arguing over who Darling Taneth would support. As goes Taneth so goes the city???

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-22 10:40 EST
Dirty, Dirty Deeds Wednesday!

We think Brandon is seconds away from losing PAARTY GIRL Chase to Crazy Train Tara! The two were looking AWFULLY cozy Wednesday in the bar. We hear that C.T. Tara was even seen whispering in Chase?s ear. Dirty, dirty girls do dirty, dirty deeds! C.T. Tara might actually be good for P.T. Chase. While the girl is crazier than our Uncle Rubert, she is NOT an enabler. She?d put a stop to P.G. Chase?s bad behavior. We?re kind of digging this idea!

And things might be getting even worse as Atalanta was once again seen in P.G. Chase?s presence. The pair were drinking and carrying on at the bar just like old times. We?re so sad! These girls need MAJOR HELP!

Wesker is certainly not letting Risa out of his sight. She was back behind the bar Wednesday night and he was a bar fixture through out her shift! Well, that?s one way to make sure that your girl doesn?t get hit on when she?s tending! There?s a couple other guys that might want to try that one out!

Aww! We were pleased to hear that our Darling Taneth was beside herself that The World?s Hottest Tender Tucker is back in town! She was seen giving him a giant bear hug Wednesday night! T.W.H.T. Tucker was pretty supportive of Taneth?s marriage. Interesting, no??? We expected him to go all big, burly, over protective brother! Instead, he said he was looking forward to meeting him. Hm. We?re not convinced! We?d love to be a fly on the wall when T.W.H.T meets Overlord Tormay, wouldn?t you???

That Eleanor chick is really moving in on BLUE Mish! She was seen flirting it up with him AGAIN Wednesday night at the bar. We hear that the girl seems quite sick and that BLUE Mish was seen looking out for her. This one just creeps us out. No long term potential at all. This Eleanor doesn?t seem like the good-natured, innocent girls that BLUE Mish tends to hang out with.

Our sources couldn?t help but overhear Kazzy announce (because she yelled it) to Grumbling Grem that Lizzie and Danny have had a baby! Pick your jaw up off the floor. Thankfully, the baby is not of the human variety but the canine. It seems the pair have taken the leap into coupledom by adopting a dog. Yep, they?re certainly mooooving right along. Marriage and a real baby won?t be too far behind!

We hear that young Roland gave quite the display of public affection to his lady, Veejay. Evidently upon spotting her, he rushed up to her and put her in a full on liplock. To insult our sources? delicate sensibilities even further, she jumped up and wrapped her legs around him! These crazy kids these days. GET A ROOM!!! She?s evidently been away on business and, by the looks of things, we?re going to have to endure quite a few more of these type of scenes between the two in weeks and months to come.

The Smith girls were spotted in the Red Dragon Inn together for the first time since our return! We were so thrilled to see them and we wish that their lives were as carefree and joyous as when we left them! Ballerina Katarina and her cousin Juliane were joined by B. Katarina?s man, Lil Boy Blue Locke. We never would have thought those two would end up together but we hear it?s an adorable match! The trio guzzled beers and relaxed. They certainly could use a relaxing night with everything going on in their lives!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-23 00:11 EST
EXPLOSION Thursday!

The Bum Phillipe hasn't been seen around much! But twin newborns will do that to a man! It seems that he managed to get out for a while on Thursday night and was hanging at the bar with Minstrel Soerl! Ministrel Soerl was overheard saying that he and Luscious Lydia are actually engaged!!! OMG! We had no idea! Wowzers! Soerl didn't remain long but T.B. Phillipe was joined by his wife, AJ. AJ certainly didn't seem like her old sunny self but being incredibly over tired will do that to you. We just hope it's not something more serious than that.

Playboy Shane was up to no good again!!! He was seen swatting at PAARTY GIRL Chase with a wet rag. P.G. Chase certainly gave him back as good as she got! That boy is Trouble and we do mean with a capital T! Now this is so the type of guy that we've been waiting for P.G. Chase to cheat on Brandon with! Speaking of a wet rag, we hear that Playboy Shane got quiet real fast once Jacinta walked in. Rumor has it that they're dating... but shouldn't that make him light up when she enters a room rather than look like a boy caught with his hand in the cookie jar??? Color us curious!

Doc Anya is certainly looking forward to a change of seasons! We hear that she actually cut herself off from alcohol Thursday night for fear that she might become too reliant on it. The poor woman is totally STRESSED! We feel so awful for her. Hopefully, with the change in seasons, Riverview Clinic will have a change in fortunes! Merchant Antonio, take your girl on a much needed vacation already!

OMG! Cowboy Jake is back in town!!! And he came with a purpose!x4! He was overheard talking to Awesome Alain at the bar about Real Estate Mogul Rena! NO LIE!!! He's evidently come back into town to woe her. Jake has has come back looking to steal R.E.M. Rena away from Prof. Jolyon. We totally HEART Cowboy Jake! Swoooooon! This is going to be such fun to watch!!!

Ballerina Katarina and Locke made an appearance in the Inn Thursday night as well! We do hope that they make this a regular occurrence! They truly are absolutely adorable together. Rumor has it that Ballerina Katarina has moved in with Sianna to help her take care of the babies and deal with Johnny's.... well, we guess they're still labeling it as a "disappearance". The question remains -- when will this group finally move past hoping for a return and instead begin facing his death.

Locke had a run in with his former flame, Atalanta! AWKWARD!!! We hear that the pair had a pow-wow at a booth while Ballerina Katarina chatted up her other friends. Although, we don't know what they were talking about, we don't think Ballerina Katarina has ANYTHING to worry about. We hear that Atalanta and Locke's body language was friendly but definitely non-romantic!

The first meeting between The World's Hottest Tender Tucker and Doc Eva since his return started off awkward... and then just absolutely EXPLODED into some major fireworks!!! She totally caused a scene RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE of the Inn by cursing at him! It took Manly Mason and Chief Mischief Maker Eless to calm Doc Eva down while Saucy Serena walked T.W.H.T. Tucker out. MAJOR! WE SO CAN'T WAIT UNTIL NEXT THURSDAY!!!!

Rumors are starting to swirl that Awesome Alain and Saucy Serena have indeed broken up again! That may indeed be true as we have previously stated Saucy Serena was seen leaving with her Thursday night partner behind the bar, Tucker, and Awesome Alain spent much of his night chatting up Derby Girl Sami. We can so see A. Alain hooking up with D.G. Sami! That is so right up his alley!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-23 09:10 EST
Engagement Party of Tormay and Taneth!

Topaz and Crazy Train Tara did not even bother with formal invites to the extravagant affair thrown to celebrate Tormay and Taneth?s engagement! Evidently the women knew their children well enough to know that they would invite the entire town anyway. And that?s just what happened!

There was no denying that spring hit in the Great Hall! And isn?t that such a great combined celebration? We can think of nothing better to represent this season than the love between Overlord Tormay and our Darling Taneth! Pink and yellow garlands, tapestries, and flowers decorated the room. Waiters dressed in yellow tuxes kept the party well-supplied with drinks and food and an orchestra provided the music that had everybody dancing!

And, of course, the first person to get on the dance floor and the last person to leave was our Darling Taneth! She looked incredibly beautiful in light pink chiffon dress with satin trim just under the ruched bust. The dress was so very complimentary to her form! Tormay looked pretty fine himself and the pair bounced happily around the room greeting all of their guests with hugs and kind words! Such a fine pair!

Their engagement party brought out the finest of RhyDin society as well!

Old Man Tass was, of course, there with his new bride, Sex Pot Kitty! The pair were seen joking and chatting with quite a few of their friends. O.M. Tass even introduced S.P. Kitty to Aja. We hear that Aja was quite thrilled to see Topaz again and was floored to see Tormay celebrating such an event!

Marvelous Mira was wearing a sea green ankle-length dress with a flared skirt and spaghetti straps. She?s so lovely! Wow! Her man True was looking just as fetching in a fancy white tux! True, of course, greeted his sister first but was quickly off to find his Marvelous Mira! We?re really starting to fall for True and he?s REALLY got a thing for M. Mira. We?re going to start a pool on how much longer until he asks her to marry him!

Real Estate Mogul Rena was in a dress yet again! This one was a sleeveless blue number. We hear that she was NOT with Prof. Jolyon for the evening as her date but they certainly appeared cozy enough. In fact, we hear that they were discussing attending a festival as a date and there was some discussion about going out dancing later in the night! Their friends definitely seem to be pushing the match! We wonder what Cowboy Jake will have to say about it??? He was present and accounted for but we hear that he kept his distance from the couple.

As further proof that Awesome Alain (who looked down right edible in a gunmetal gray suit paired with a very light blue shirt) and Saucy Serena (who choose a daring little dark rose colored knee-length halter dress for the event) have broken up again, they both attended the event but not together. Awesome Alain stayed for only a short while and was seen having a brisk conversation with his former GF. Annnnd later into the night, Saucy Serena was seen having a terse conversation with Prof. Jolyon before she made a hasty exit!

Lizardman Bran made an appearance and he looked down right handsome?. for a lizard! He had a fabulous gray pinstripe suit coupled with a blue tie and a golden claw shaped tie tack. Thankfully, he didn?t eat any bugs but instead stuck with a tray full of seafood topped crackers. Neo was also seen in the crowd representing the dueling community! He chatted with R.E.M. Rena about her barony and enjoyed the fabulous food.

Kid Not-Doc Anya looked absolutely ravishing in a FLAWLESS Koy original of floor length topaz silk! The belted bodice had quite the plunging neckline! Loved it, of course! The dress was paired with raw Imperial topaz jewelry necklace, bracelets, earrings, and hair clips set in platinum that we hear was obtained by Merchant Antonio and designed by Old Lady Collie?s daughter. Merchant Antonio certainly makes sure that his lady has plenty of BLING! He knows how to keep the ladies happy!

Adorable! It seems The Divine Mrs. Storm and Yummy Ewan had a date night and they certainly seemed to be enjoying themselves! Good for them. It?s good for a marriage to get out and away from the kids for a little bit! The pair were spotted spinning happily around the dance floor! We adore them! We hear The Divine Mrs. Storm looked a bit concerned when Sylvia took off early. Could there be tension between the two lovely ladies??? We reported to you first that T.D.M. Storm was NOT thrilled to hear that Sylvia was marrying to put herself in a ?better situation?! Could this situation be blossoming into a full fledge disagreement?

Manly Mason was able to convince Doc Eva to dress up for the night! She?s pretty sexy in a little black dress. That?s for sure! Sadly, there were no fireworks. Doc Eva was on her best behavior. In fact, it seemed that everybody was trying very hard to forget her outburst from the night before! We haven?t forgotten, though!!!

OMG! We love it! Sex Pot Kitty?s man wasn?t up for dancing and Gabby Gem?s man certainly isn?t the party type but the girls weren?t going to let that get them down! They took to taking a spin around the dance floor during a waltz with one another! We know what you?re asking! Who was leading??? Well, Sex Pot Kitty, of course! We bet she leads even when she dances with Old Man Tass!

We have found out the name of Michiko?s new man! It is Caine and he looked pretty spectacular in a black suit with a gray tie! He wasted no time in getting her out on the dance floor to take a spin. He?s certainly chasing her skirt! He seems like a decent enough guy so far. Perhaps Michiko finally has found that knight after all. We told her patience was the answer, didn?t we???

Chief Mischief Maker Eless returned from her journey just in time to attend the event! She truly looked too hot for words in a knee-length gown with a flirty flared skirt and pink embroidered flowers. Fabulous! She was in a great mood but who wouldn?t be in that environment???

It was the perfect party to celebrate the perfect union! We are so thrilled and we?re dying to know how Crazy Train Tara and Topaz are going to top that for the wedding!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-23 10:19 EST
Knickers Off Friday!

The Red Dragon Inn was pretty vacant Friday night as a good number of its regular patrons were partying in the Great Hall! There were a couple hold-outs, however, who just could not leave their beloved bar behind for the night!

Before getting beautified to head to the party, Aja was seen in the Inn flirting it up with none other than Lucky Lang! OMG! She even was seen giving his butt a good slap. Maybe somebody should let Aja know that Lucky Lang is engaged? allegedly. Our sources were definitely getting a vibe between those two. Better watch out for this one!

It seems that the Not So Good Pirate Robert is back in town! Hold onto your knickers, ladies! He was the same rude, naughty N.S.G.P. Robert as he?s always been. We hear that he was quite anxious to get information about the party. He?s certainly not one to miss out on a party. He evidently did stop by the party for a while but he kept to relatively good behavior. Maybe he?s sick.

We hear that after her appearance at the party, Gabby Gem was seen in the Inn with a mystery woman who had also been at the party! We?re unsure what they were discussing as our sources could not get close enough to overhear but it did appear to be quite serious! We?ll keep an eye out for this woman to see if we can find out who she is!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-24 20:23 EST
SPOTTED Saturday!

You know you just can?t live with out it! It?s time for another round of?.

Spotted:

- Booze Sister TRASH-tastic Jade!!!! No lie! She actually looked kind of pretty too! She was in a simple off-the-shoulder black dress with a pair of down right fabulous black pumps. She hung out for a while and chatted quietly with friends, including Psycho Skid, leaving our sources wondering if it was truly her! We must admit that if this is the new TRASH-tastic Jade, we love her!

- a bit of an awkward situation as Theriot, Caitlin?s new man was introduced to her old man, Aaric! We love when past and present lovers get introduced! It should be turned into a fabulous game show! We?d be a great host for that show. Anyway, Caitlin seemed more than a little uncomfortable but never faltered in her choice of Theriot.

- Kid Not-Doc Anya hanging out most of the night at the bar during Merchant Antonio?s shift. She even stole a couple kisses from him during his down time. Clearly, she?s sending a message loud and clear to the women of RhyDin ? that?s HER MAN and you better keep your dirty hands off of him! She should get a blinking neon sign to hang around his neck that says ?Property of K.N.D. Anya?!

- BLUE Mish and Caine having a pretty serious argument over Michiko. When Michiko jumped in to stop their bickering, we hear that Mish made a very real plea (or at least real by his standards) to get back together with her! Caine got pretty ticked and stormed out of the Inn and in the end he won out! Poor BLUE Mish! Somebody should get on soothing his broken heart! Pronto!

- Skylar and Lil? Miss Anger Management Jewell discussing her returning some of his things. Now we?ve heard of exs giving back the box of stuff after a break-up?. but after coming back from the dead??? Odd. Only in RhyDin! It?s why we HEART this city!

- Sex Pot Kitty dunking Doc Eva and Manly Mason in her cleavage. Wowzers! Is this her way of asking them to join her and Old Man Tass for a foursome??? Don?t you see S.P. Kitty and O.M. Tass as that troubling couple that join a nudist colony and play shuffleboard in their birthday suits when they get old and wrinkled???

- further proof that Awesome Alain and Saucy Serena have indeed called it quits! Saucy Serena and Prof. Jolyon were seen chatting at a table together. The conversation looked awfully friendly! Both seemed a wee bit on the tired side! Could they have had a late night???

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-24 21:45 EST
Don?t Go Bashing the Badsider Sunday!

Mad Cow Kazzy and Grumbling Grem are really starting to grow on us! Perhaps Intern Sassy Pants was right after all! Sunday night the pair were hanging out in the kitchen talking about competing against Lizzie and Danny in some sports-related challenges (think: your primary school ?field day?) which they were deeming the Kesey Olympics. We believe tickets should be sold to this event!

Zara was back behind the bar for the first time in a long time! It seems like Head Pussy Cat Panther is having a lot of tenders returning as the weather starts to warm up! We hear that she?s had a bit of personal turmoil in recent months. We sure hope everything works out for her!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless was overheard calling White Knight Julian an ?enigma?! Well, if that?s not the truth! W.K. Julian denied the accusation but we?re in agreement with C.M.M. Eless! Perhaps if W.K. Julian wasn?t such a puzzle, SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee would be more open with him and the pair would finally hook up! ?.Actually, we?re betting that SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee is interested mainly because he is such a mystery!

Caine and Michiko were hanging out in the Inn once again. They certainly seem to be headed veeeeery quickly towards a relationship! There?s just something odd about this relationship but we can?t quite put our finger on it. Perhaps it?s just the knowledge that Michiko has had sex with BLUE Mish. Maybe it spoils her in our minds!

That new guy, Jochin, was heard calling Badsider Brew ?crap?!!! OMG!!! Them?s there?s fighting words in this neck of the woods, buddy! Is it just us or are you shocked as well that Badsider Brew Spokesmodel, PJ, didn?t suddenly pop out from under the bar (where we?re sure she?s been living) to pop him in the throat!!! Or maybe Red Orc Brewery (which makes Badsider Brew) Orc-Owner, Jake, would bash his way out of the kitchen to pummel him! Somebody needs to teach him that Badsider is sacrosanct in these parts!

Real Estate Mogul Rena certainly seems to be keeping her options open! She was seen with the mystery man (who we?re told goes by the name Micheal) once again! He was overheard telling her that he hadn?t forgot that he promised her a dance and she replied that she would take him up on it. These two are kind of cute together and Micheal doesn?t seem to be at all shy about making sure that she knows he?s interested!

OMG!!!! FANTASTIC NEWS!!! Svelte Sylvia told C.M.M. Eless that Hunky Hudson has been found alive and well!!! We?re so happy for Sianna. We?re sure that she could use the good news and the comfort of having her brother home. We hear that Svelte Sylvia was looking quite thoughtful. However, not much else of the conversation is known. Of course, we?re dying to know if Hudson?s return will impact whether or not S. Sylvia goes through with the marriage offer she?s been considering and we?ve been reporting on!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-25 07:06 EST
Girls Who Like Cute Boys Monday!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen looking faaaabulous as always Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn. Sources say she was chatting up Bodacious Brian about his lovely family! His wife and girls are doing well. Perhaps he can get that lovely wife back into public life sometime very soon. It is fantastic to have B. Brian back but we miss her dearly! Our Darling Taneth joyfully told him of her upcoming wedding and he was thrilled for her! Aw!

We love when men return and go right back to their old habits! This Aaric certainly is a ladies? man! After catching up with his ex-girlfriend last night, he had a drink with the lovely S?jira! You can?t blame him for moving in on Head Pussy Cat Panther?s girl. Who could resist her??? H.P.C. Panther seems to be learning that he can?t leave that pretty girl too long alone in the common area when it starts to get busy! He arrived shortly after and received an introduction to Aaric. To be fair, it wasn?t anywhere NEAR as uncomfortable as the introduction that Aaric was a part of the night before!

Lil? Miss Anger Management Jewell was overheard saying that she likes cute boys. Well, no duh! The girl has dated some of RhyDin?s finest cute boys! She and Bodacious Brian were pretty pleased to see one another. There?s still no word where L.M.A.M Jewell has been hiding out these days but she certainly seems to be a more?. toned down version of herself. We may hate on L.M.A.M. Jewell but we don?t hate L.M.A.M. Jewell so we sure hope she?s okay!

Darling Taneth was THRILLED at the present that she got from Awesome Alain ? a pair of brass binoculars to help her on her road to becoming a detective. She spent most of the night checking her friends out through them.

We sure hope she didn?t get too close of a look at Kid Not-Doc Anya! We certainly think she?s starting to get a couple wrinkles from all that stress she?s dealing with at the clinic! Monday night she was discussing the work involved in assemblying Easter baskets for the children at the clinic. Tomorrow morning we are sending the interns over there to help assemble them! We?ll even send some Gossip GangSTAR t-shirts and blinged-out sunglasses!

Edible Ewan was overheard saying that he had the best seat in the Inn as he took a seat at a table between Svelte Sylvia and his wife The Divine Mrs. Storm! That man sure knows how to work it! And he?s certainly not lying! Who?d have thunk that mamas could be so darn SMOKIN?! It seems that Svelte Sylvia has decided NOT to get married after all! How FANTASTIC!!! We?re sure T.D.M. Storm is quite pleased about that. Interesting how this news comes mere days after we hear of Hudson?s return, no???

Saucy Serena evidently told Mad Cow Kazzy (are we the only ones who find it as no shock that these two eventually found one another and became friends???) that she was DUMPED while battling a nasty virus. Wow. Now that?s claaaassy, Awesome Alain! This is the same type of guy that will dump a girl right before her birthday or Valentine?s Day so he doesn?t have to buy her a gift! We wonder if he?s recovered from his heartbreak this past winter and is now returning to his womanizing ways!

Wow! Crazy Train Tara finds the hot, new guys faster than even we do! We hear that there was some major lip and tongue action happening between her and Jochin Monday night. Another day, another conquest for C.T. Tara! It?s all in a day?s work, right??? One day her husband is going to get his hands on back issues of our blog and we are going to love watching the fall out!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-27 00:52 EST
Four Leaf Tuesday!

Our Darling Taneth was quite upset over news from Overlord Tormay that they would not be allowed to see each other on the day of the wedding!!! Bodacious Brian and Kid Not-Doc Anya attempted to explain the tradition but D.Taneth just did not seem to think it was a good idea at all. She?s adorable! Thankfully, Sal sort of offered to stay with her on her wedding day to keep her company. Awww! We love how Sal goes from big mean bully to wussy boy whenever D. Taneth gives him a hug!

Well, well, well. The naughty move on so quickly, do they not??? Awesome Alain was seen with Derby Girl Sami Tuesday night! They were talking about their date the night previously and discussing plans for that night. Two dates in two nights??? That?s certainly Awesome Alain?s style. Break up from one relationship and dive head first into another!AlaMi it is! As for Saucy Serena, she certainly wasn?t crying into her beer mug! Instead, she was seen leaving with Prof. Jolyon! Shouldn?t Chief Mischief Maker Eless be keeping Saucy Serena away from Prof. Jolyon! We entrust her with the Inn?s matchmaking and this is how she screws it up?!?!? GET ON THE BALL!!!

We hear that Barbie was hanging out in the Inn telling some other doll that she couldn?t date him? because he was married. Sometimes gossip happens in the Inn and we have a difficult time reporting it because it blows away all concepts that we have about the order of things. This is one of those times. We don?t get the walking, talking doll thing. And we know that seems like an odd thing not to get but that?s the straw that just blew our minds!

Crazy Train Tara has a new boyfriend! Officially! She was calling Jochin her ?boyfriend? Tuesday night as the pair sat cuddled up together watching the dolls mack on one another. Seriously, we?re going to have to have the interns sit down and index C.T. Tara?s boyfriends. We just cannot keep up! Perhaps we should mail her a copy of the index when they?re done. We have a feeling that she might have a difficult time as well.

Now we?re used to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee?s magnificent entrances but she sure took the cake Tuesday night by entering on?. a rainbow. NO FREAKING LIE! A rainbow! That?s, like, every ten year old girl?s dream. Admit it, you?re mad jealous! It seems she?s charmed her way into the heart of a leprechaun and they appeared to be on a date. We?re not sure but he better watch out for his pot of gold with crafty SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee around!

The leprechaun allegedly attacked C.T. Tara with clover which seemed to push her husband, Vasaris, into a royal rage when he saw! It seems clovers are some sort of symbol for some sort of rebellion that we know nothing about. It was actually more interesting to us that he didn?t seem to care that C.T. Tara had been in Jochin?s lap when he entered! She, of course, was quick to hop out!

Was that Mad Cow Kazzy and Grumbling Grem out front of the Inn macking on one another??? Wow. Seriously, what has she slipped into his drink??? Who would have thought that we would ever catch Grumbling Grem engaged in such a public display of affection??? We?re not sure if we?re happy for Grumbling Grem or just really incredibly freaked out by this relationship.

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-29 10:00 EST
Manly Drama Wednesday!

We have come to the conclusion that Lucky Lang tells women about his supposed bride-to-be in order to woe women! Now we know that doesn?t sound too logical on the surface but women certainly want what they can?t have! Lucky Lang was once again spotted going on and on and on about his fake girlfriend. This time his audience was the lovely Sivanna. We?re sure one of these days he?s going to show up saying that his alleged girl broke his heart by cheating on him and he?ll need the fine women that frequent the Red Dragon Inn to help him piece himself back together again.

Yuck. Enabler Brandon was seen presenting a bouquet of flowers to PAARTY GIRL Chase. Blah. We?re not going to like him until he gets her HELP? or at least keeps her from drinking a bottle of booze a night! For crying out loud! She?s too pretty to drink herself into an early grave. And, unfortunately, the people who love her just keep supplying her with it!

HUDSON! That sure was Hunky Hudson in the Red Dragon Inn Wednesday night! It seems that news of his safe return to RhyDin was correct! We?re sure that gives Sianna a small amount of peace. He was joined at a table by the Smith girls ? Juliane and Ballerina Katarina. And who can help but be in a good mood in their presence??? Our sources claim to have overheard him telling friends that the reason he has been out of town for so long is that he was shipwrecked!!!

It sounds as if Our Darling Taneth and The World?s Hottest Helston Fio are planning some sort of mass sleepover to be held in the Great Hall!!! We?re not sure of a date yet but, man, that sounds like an absolute BLAST! Unfortunately, the duo have no sense of keeping riff raff out because they were overheard inviting The Dread Pirate Robert to the event. Hopefully, his alcohol saturated mind will conveniently forget the get-together! We can?t even imagine what sort of trouble he?d manage to get into!

It?s seems Gabby Gem and Ali are still going strong. The pair were seen flirting away together Wednesday night. We?re not quite sure what the glue is that holds this relationship together! Gabby Gem is super sweet and always seems to have a kind word while Ali is grumpy and moody! Opposites attract and all that, we suppose! We?re not betting on this relationship to make it through the summer, though.

Moooore drama at Riverview Clinic! Kid Not-Doc Anya was dishing about the clinic being vandalized. They think that it may have something to do with the pending lawsuit that has K.N-D. Anya unable to practice medicine but there is, unfortunately, no proof. She is taking the lemons and trying to make some delic lemonade by having the children of the clinic paint over the damaged walls! Love that idea!

There?s been great speculation here in the Gossip Lair over what Lil Boy Blue Locke and Manly Mason were discussing Wednesday night! Manly Mason approached L.B.L. Locke who was hanging out with his gal, Ballerina Katarina, and catching up with Hunky Hudson. M. Mason and L.B.L. Locke stepped away from the group to have a private chat. It certainly did not seem like a friendly conversation. Manly Mason is definitely good at causing conflict. Is there a night that goes by that he?s not seen confronting someone in the Inn???

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-29 16:27 EST
Insulting the Resident Fashion Goddess Thursday!

Minstrel Soerl was seen with his blushing bride-to-be, Luscious Lydia, in the Red Dragon Inn on Thursday night! The pair were having tea and checking out a couple back issues of The Gossip GangSTAR to catch up on the news! We know you all are fans! Don?t try to deny it! Things sure seem to be going strong between these two. Who?d have thunk this one, right??? They told the Lizardman Bran that there?s still no wedding date set but that they have plans to keep the wedding small and intimate. BOOOORING! Luscious Lydia did mention the possibility of getting married right there in the Red Dragon Inn! LOVE IT!

Good Lord! PAARTY GIRL Chase and her new (equally trashy) friend Darcy were boozing it up again Thursday night at the bar. In fact, they were playing some sort of drinking game. Reeeeaaaal classy, ladies! Let us tell you something. The kind of guys that you want to ask you out on dates tend to stay away from girls that are wasted playing drinking games at the bar. These are two girls badly in need of a refinishing school!

Case in point, the two girls attracted BLUE Mish?s attention for a while and he joined in their game! BLUE Mish was having a whole lot of trouble concentrating on one woman, however. We suppose there was just too many fine women to harass and too little time. He did some hardcore hitting on Saucy Serena, who was tending the bar, but The World?s Hottest Tender Tucker, who was also tending at the time, wasn?t too thrilled with it. That put a halt to that! BLUE Mish wouldn?t let that deter him from getting laid! It seems as if his attention settled on Eleanor and the pair were later seen getting AWFULLY close!

BLUE Mish wasn?t the only one that played along with the girls? drinking game! We hear that Stitch is back and is just as much trouble as always. He certainly couldn?t resist joining in. Also, PAARTY GIRL Chase?s resident enabler, Brandon, was present and accounted for. See what we mean, girls??? That absolute WRONG type of men!

Jochin ANGERED the Badsider Brew Gods and they sent FLAWLESS Koy to show their wrath!!! We hear that FLAWLESS Koy was not at all pleased to hear that Jochin called the holy nectar of the RhyDinian Gods ?crap?. FLAWLESS Koy and The Gov MAN-tastic Matt both stood up for the Red Orc Brewery beer. To make matters worse, Jochin then moved from his criticism of Badsider to criticizing Koy?s outfit!!! OMG!!! OH NO HE DIDN?T!!! Clearly, he doesn?t know a FASHION GODDESS when he sees one!!!

We hear that eventually Crazy Train Tara was able to get her new man to shut his overly large trap! Now C.T. Tara picks a lot of interesting characters but this is certainly one that can rival even her husband!

Wow! According to our sources, it?s official!!! Real Estate Mogul Rena and Prof. Jolyon are DEFINITELY a couple! They were overheard planning a date at her tower (of which she has ownership through her title in Duel of Magic) and he was smiling brighter than our sources knew was possible for him! We?re sure that their friends are quite happy by the news. Only time will tell if such similar personalities can make a relationship work!

OMG! OMG! This is exactly why Merchant Antonio should keep a closer eye on Kid Not-Doc Anya! We hear that The Dread Pirate Robert was getting quite naughty with Merchant Antonio?s one and only! That makes us feel a little dirty just thinking about it! The only time we want to hear K.N-D. Anya and T.D.P. Robert?s names in the same sentence is when she?s treating one of his communicable diseases. Otherwise, they need to stay far, far, far, far away from one another!

Doc Eva arrived after T.W.H.T. Tucker left but she sure asked if he had been there! Real Estate Mogul Rena told her that he had indeed been behind the bar but Doc Eva mysteriously changed topics as soon as Manly Mason approached! Iiiiinteresting! We thought Doc Eva completely wrapped up with Manly Mason but perhaps she?s still harboring some deep feelings for her ex. It certainly would explain why she jumped off the deep end after seeing him the week prior!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-29 18:40 EST
Kiss Heard ?Round RhyDin Friday!

Banana Rama Bree is evidently back in town and it hasn?t taken long for her to go back to her trouble-making ways! She was engaged in quite the liplock with Old Man Tass Friday night in the Inn! We hear that it had something to do with healing her. Yeeaaaah, right! O.M. Tass then moved onto Aja and finally Booze Sis Hina to complete the rounds. We hear that Lucky Lang declined. We sure hope he took notes! O.M. Tass is better at getting the ladies? attention than some made-up girlfriend!

In the category of ?This Certainly Won?t Help Him Get Elected? it seems that Mini-Franker Cor fell asleep on the bar only to be pranked by Derby Girl Sami! We hear that she made his face her only little sketch pad. To make matters worse, she undressed him and put him in a teddy. Classy! Well, every politician has their very own sex scandal! We have a feeling that Deliciously Sinful Sin?s will be FABULOUSLY skanky!

Speaking of the skanky one, he was certainly in rare form!!! Maybe it was the whole TGIF Fever that had seeped into his bones but D.S. Sin certainly had eyes for EVERYTHING that was on the move! He was seen kissing NAKED Mishka in a booth and NAKED Mishka wrapped his legs around him. But that wasn?t the end of it! He was also seen staring at Rebekah?s rear end as she walked across the common room.

Sylvia was seen chatting with Prof. Jolyon Friday night by the hearth and we?re all wondering if she was relating him the story of her downright STEAMY kiss with Hunky Hudson two nights prior! Our sources evidently missed it (and we have punished them for that) but word got to us anyway of the FANTASTIC kiss! EVERYBODY is in a buzz over it! It?s the Kiss Heard ?Round RhyDin! We?re so thrilled that these two are FINALLY together! Now that they?re together, we sure hope that they STAY together.

Our sources did hear, however, that Prof. Jolyon was briefly considering accompanying her on her journey but later had to bow out as he remembered a date with Real Estate Mogul Rena to watch a duel. Not the most romantic date in the world but give Prof. Jolyon a little time. He?ll come around.

That little leprachaun, who we found out is named Seamus, is making quite the splash with RhyDin?s finest! He already has SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee thrilled with his rainbow-icious fun and he was also seen feeding Chief Mischief Maker Eless a couple fine lines! We hear that C.M.M. Eless was even blushing! Better watch your girl, Connar, or you may lose her to a leprechaun! That would be embarrassing!

Marvelous Maeve! We totally HEART her! She was in an excellent mood because her crocs had ?warbled? (whatever that means) and were busy building nests. Well?. great, we think! She was also showing quite a lot of interest in how politics are conducted in RhyDin considering where she comes from the rulers are usually those with the most money and scariest weapons. Considering the number of political refugees in this city, we don?t think she?s the only one that?s glad that isn?t how things are done here in RhyDin!

Supposedly, Potter Piper was seen in the Inn laaaate into the night. OMG! ARE YOU KIDDING US???? Sorry, Kid Not-Doc Anya, we?ll use our inside voice. Are you kidding us?!?! Evidently she did not stay too long and only had time to chat with Real Estate Mogul Rena and Chief Mischief Maker Eless. We sure hope that she stops by again some time very soon. WE MISS HER!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-29 18:41 EST
Overheard Around Town!

- ?I don?t know what the safe word is!!!? Hilarious Harris to Crazy Train Tara as she beat on him.

- ?Taneth, you shouldn?t mail order things in the GangStar. They are usually a scam.? We?re offended, The World?s Hottest Helston Fio! We have only the finest advertisers here! Which reminds us! Do you want to make lots of money and do absolutely no work ever?!?!?! If so, take a trip down to the Rellington Offices on 343 N. Brevard Street! Tell them that the GangSTAR sent you!

- ?Soerl is not so old as way way way way way back.? Or at least so says our Darling Taneth. Soerl might not be that old but we think Old Lady Collie would fit the bill!

- ?Didn?t I vacuum you up a few years ago?! Who let you out of the bag?!? Crazy Train Tara to Good Witch Elly after G.W. Elly angered C.T. Tara by supporting Mini-Franker Cor for governor.

?You didn?t. I was never stuck in a vacuum bag - just Cor?s pants.? Was G.W. Elly?s reply! OMG! We don?t even want to know!

- ?Ssstylin? and Reptile-in?!? Isn?t Lizardman Bran the funniest?

- ?Tell thet story walkin?, longhair.? BLUE Mish to Caine as they argued over Michiko.

- ?Oh Marco! Good man, I like his work.? So says Bodacious Brian just in case you didn?t appreciate us fully before. It's "Marc" but we'll take what we can get.

- ?See, here?s how it would go down. We?d get drunk, have sex we wouldn?t remember, and then wake up feeling dirty. I?d have to cry on Tucker?s shoulder. He?d have to beat you up for taking advantage of me. Why don?t we just skip the middle and Tucker can punch you in the eye right now?? Saucy Serena fending off Mish?s pick-up lines.

- ??D remember tha sex. Yer?d remember tha sex. An? if?n yer en?t already feel dirty jes? f?talkin? ?bout havin? sex wit? me?yer already won thet battle.? Was BLUE Mish?s reply. We already feel dirty just thinking about him having sex!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-29 20:25 EST
Home Safe and Sound Saturday!

We don?t know where YOU were Saturday night but yours truly and Intern Hot to Trot headed to a fabulous dinner party at the mansion on Overlord Island, hosted by Overlord Tormay and our Darling Taneth!!! We cannot even tell you what a fabulous evening it was with such delightful company! O.D. Taneth made a fine spread of food fit for a king (or the Gossip GangSTAR which is just as good). We?re thankful for their fine hospitality and so honored to get an invite to one of their very popular about dinner parties!

Whooooa! When someone made mention of Caine as Michiko?s ?mate? she replied that he was not ?yet?!!! Moving a little quickly, are we??? Now, ladies, this is just the type of behavior that sends men running STRAIGHT for the closest exit. Let a man get to know you before you start putting such pressures on his shoulders. Seriously, if the women of this town took our advice there would be a lot fewer of them dumped and many more successful marriages. We should open a school for all of these troubled young ladies!

Smoldering Sylvia got all the details about Sex Pot Kitty?s wedding straight from the source! We regret that Smoldering Sylvia could not have made it almost as much as Smoldering Sylvia does. Wouldn?t you have just LOVED to see her dress??? Not a soul missed that smile on her face when Hunky Hudson walked into the room! They were overheard making plans for him to come visit her and the children before they leave town once again. We LOVE that her children LOVE him!

Hudson had some fantastic news to share!!! It seems that Johnny has FINALLY showed up! Poor, dear Sianna must be beside herself happy. We?re thankful he?s alive, of course, after all the rumors of his demise but we sure hope he has a darn good explanation for abandoning his wife and newborn twins!!!

BLUE Mish was right back to hitting on the female tenders Saturday night! This time his target was Den Mama Sid who wasn?t in danger of having her pants charmed off her either! Luckily, for BLUE Mish that girl, Eleanor, was around once again for him to flirt with. Must be Spring Fever that?s got their hormones all in a buzz!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-30 09:49 EST
The Gubernatorial Debate - Part 1!

Last night RhyDin?s four candidates for governor ? Sinjin Fai, Corlanthis Wystansayr, Darkmere Alcar, and Matthew Simon ? showed up in the Great Hall to field questions from the public on their stances. The crowd was varied and excited by the opportunity to throw questions at the candidates!

The debate was held in a townhall style format with questions being presented by members of the community. Each candidate had a chance to respond to the question and each candidate was also allowed to ask one follow-up question to another candidate if they chose to do so at the end of the round.

The first question was one submitted by Briarius Ravensheart prior to the event. It read: ?As Headmaster of RhyDin?s only chartered public learning institution, I feel it behooves me to ask how the candidates feel about education in RhyDin and if compulsory education should be pursued.?

Mr. Alcar: ?I feel education is something that should be at the top of the list. A fine education would better prepare the children of Rhy?Din for their lives after they graduate. As for it being compulsory, will we could force that. It wouldn?t be the best route to go. Allow the parents to decide if they want their kids to go to a school. Or if the parents want to hire a private teacher.?

Mr. Fai: ?It would be pretty foolish to try and standardize education in that sense ? make it necessary for every child, I mean. Since the people here come from all sorts of backgrounds ? both modern and more medieval ? there?s plenty of methods for people to educate themselves in whatever means they see fit. The guy who does trade work is just as important as the guy sitting in front of a stack of books. As far as support of education ? well, everyone should get the opportunity to something they want. Since I?m campaigning on eliminating the position, there?s no sense in saying that some of the money that would go into paying the Governor can?t get into offering education for those who want it.?

Gov. Simon: ?When I intially heard the question, I imagined that Mr. Ravensheart was asking in the interests of the city?s youth. However, there are many adults who have immigrated for a short while or have chosen to make Rhydin their home. They too, I think, need to be considered when responding to this question. In short, education, at least in regard to the city implementing a program and enforcing it, should not be compulsory. It should, however, be highly encouraged by city governments, by parents, by neighbors. We haven?t the funds nor the manpower to keep track of who has or hasn?t completed a certain portion of their education. And where do you draw the line? Partial education in youth, would it end in high school? University? It?s not my place, or the government?s place, to decide what level of education is suitable for a given individual, be it a child or an adult.?

Mr. Wystansayr: ?Knowledge is important. It is through knowledge that we better ourselves and make things better for those around us. To that end, it is of the utmost importance that our citizens have the most effective means at their disposal to increase that knowledge. But it is unfair to take away the people?s rights to seek out that knowledge at their own discretion. We can only hope that by showing the effects of better education, that they will be willing to seek it.?

Mr. Wystansayr then posed the following follow-up question: ?Mr. Fai, this question is directed at you. You propose to eliminate the position of Governor, correct? In that case, how can you ensure any governmental services, such as funds for education, will be maintained??

Mr. Fai?s response: ?Because those systems have already been in place. Educational boards, court regulated systems ? government?s ultimately about delegation, and it?s already there. Not to mention this is a city that mostly thrives off business. Hell, almost every person who walks through these doors owns or is an integral part of some business or company that plays a vital part in this city. I don?t see why we shouldn?t be helping them help us and vice versa. Don?t get me wrong: governors and presidents and kings and whatever else have their place, but it?s just never been in this city.?

The next question came from the current Archmage Bran Bale: ? Sssince I can?t asssk Corlanthisss ssspecifically, ?What?sss the deal with Harrisss??, thisss will be my question . . . ?Do the candidatesssintend to sssupport the Duel of Ssswords, the Duel of Fissstsss, and the Duel of Magic, during their reign asss Governor??

Mr. Fai: As far as I?m aware, the rings support themselves pretty well. And since I?m not really having any sort of reign at all, it?ll be the same support that everyone else has: as an average citizen.?

Gov Simon: ?While I don?t believe it?s the government?s place to specifically fund the three main dueling sports, certainly, I?ll continue my participation in them as much as I possibly can. I?ve kept ownership of The Outback during my first term and I?d intend to do so during the second. Many of you know that the sports are experiencing a vast downturn in participation; the duels are beneficial in many ways for this city - too many to get into in this forum. Yet, it?s not the government?s or the governor?s role or place to keep them afloat, just as it wouldn?t be for any of the city?s professional sports.?

Mr. Wystansayr: ? In regards to your first question, Bran, I think Harris has taken a few too many blows to the head in the Outback. And maybe he had some bad shellfish this morning. In regards to the second, the Dueling venues are a proud tradition within this city, providing a wealth of history and enjoyment matched by few other organizations. Because of that they should be treated with the respect and honor they deserve. As Governor, I would be willing to provide whatever support to them that my position allows.?

Mr. Alcar: ?As far as Harris.. Just pop him on the next time he smarts off towards you. As for the duels. As govenor I would help those in charge in any way I can. It is a sporting event that many take part in, as well as many of them don?t know exists. I would help promote the sport if it is within my power to do so.?

The next question came from Sami: ?In light of the past zombie invasion, how would you suggest we prepare ourselves for future disasters that are liable to take place in this crackpot town??

Gov Simon: ?We?ve already begun the process. As soon as I became Governor, I began a systematic improvement of the city?s security. The RASG was one step in that process, as was all the improvements to the City Guard - their uniform upgrades, their training standards and initiatives - but those are only first steps. We can?t ever know what?s going to face us come tomorrow; nobody predicted the invasion, nobody predicted the horrific Marketplace bombing. If I?m re-elected Governor, I can only promise to continue down the path I?m currently on. The security of this city and each and every one of its citizens and visitors is of primary importance for me each and every day that I wake up and hold this office.?

Mr. Wystansayr: ?Given the..ah..volatile nature of life in Rhy?din, preperation for such occasions is very important and two fold. First, there is the matter of the guard and the city itself. Governor Simon has begun exemplary work in that regard, such that it deserves to be continued whether or not he is re-elected to office. Secondly, there is the matter of the greater population itself. The city guard, no matter how well funded or trained, will never be able to protect every single person within the city, so there must be other means of protection. If I am elected, I will begin a series of measures designed to provide each home with the tools neccessary to protect those within. Protective suits, common survival items, and other things that can be determined at a later date with research.?

Mr. Alcar: ?If I am elected govenor. I would continue to support our current govenor?s plans of making the gurads better. I would also support any means that make the city safer over all. From making the citezens homes safer. As well as creating a method for the citizens here that don?t know how to protect themselves. To be taught how to. This would help the people here stand a better chance of protecting themselves, as well as help out in protecting the city.?

Mr. Fai: ?I?m not going to lie. Any time I?ve seen something horrible in this city, I haven?t seen any sort of Guard or Watch there, but I don?t doubt they?ve done some good for the average citizen. Like I?ve said since the beginning, I?ve got no issues funneling money to make sure those jobs stay alive. But honestly, the best answer for those sort of attacks is the average citizen. Most people here have some sort of combat capabilities and there are plenty of organizations within the city willing to help out ? as they have in the past. The zombie incident actually stands as a pretty good example of everyone pitching together and working to vanquish a mutual issue. But as an average citizen myself ? the rule of thumb for any incident like that? Don?t be stupid. There are plenty of ways and plenty of people within this city who are damn near made for these kinds of things and almost always willing to help. It?s what people do here.?

Gov Simon had the following follow-up question for Mr. Wystansayr: ?Mr. Wystansayr, you spoke of plans for protecting the city?s citizens, somewhat different than Mr. Alcar?s who seems to advocate complusory self-defense training for all citizens. You mentioned protective suits, survival items, and research. Do you plan to purchase and research these things with public funds? If so, what areas will you cut from or how will you grow the treasury so it can accomodate the cost of your ideas? If you?re using the private sector, will you hire local businesses to help stimulate the city?s economy, and regardless of where the private business is located, have you a plan for the vetting process for those companies who?ll bid for the job??

Mr. Wystansayr?s response: The costs for such an attempt will be defrayed as much as possible through the inclusion of local businesses into the process. Of course, one can hope that self-interest will provide ample persuasion to participate, that may not always be the case. If it proves neccessary to dip into public funds to complete the project, then it will only be done with the utmost care to make certain no essential services are adversely affected, and that the quality of service this government has maintined will continue.?

The following question came from Harris: ?What?s your stance on the current trade situation in Rhydin, specifically on the taxes relating to the trading of lizard scalps and skins??

Mr. Wystansayr: Trade, in general, is to be promoted, certainly. The city does not survive simply because it survives. Countless raw material is needed to keep it going and by virtue of that, fair prices are to be paid for all goods to ensure that survival. Taxes should be levied accordingly, fairly set to favor no particular good or service, or company that provides them. All that said, should I become Governor, I will make certain that only goods recieved from non-sentient sources will be allowed for trade purposes.?

Mr. Alcar: ?As anyone knows with any city. Trading with others it was keeps it a float. And it should be promoted to it?s fullest. If elected govenor, I would promote trading to any of those that would wish to trade with Rhy?Din. As far as taxes around concened. I wouldn?t push for any new taxes, inless the fine citizens of Rhy?Din made it know they wanted it. ?

Mr. Fai: ?I have no idea if there?s a tax on, um. Lizard skins. Sure, you can trade them, I don?t care, and I don?t really care on taxing any sort of trade in Rhy?din either. It?s the businesses Rhy?din thrives on, not the government. Oh, but you can?t trade and scalp . That?s just not nice.?

Gov Simon: Since you asked for answers regarding the one specific instance, Mr. D?Artainian, I can only say that I believe things are working swimmingly as they stand, and that there?s no current pressing need to dedicate city or governmental resources and cost in an overhaul of those specific commodities. As far as Mr. Franco?s more general redirect regarding trade and trade-tax, yes, of course both can always improve. I?ve made strides in that area this last year, re-securing longstanding contracts and opening up new interstellar routes, with low cityside tax and tarriff in those cases. Can we do better? Yes. And I?ll make sure that we continue to improve our standing in the trade community, especially since this city?s a vital hub for a rather amazing number of current and potential partners.?

Gov. Simon had the following follow-up question for Mr. Wystansayr: ?Mr. Wystansayr, leaving aside for the moment that sentience means different things to different people, I?d like clarification on your ?non-sentient? statement. Does that mean if someone knits a rug, or a team of factory workers creates widgets, that those items will not be allowed to be traded, since sentient beings created them and provided them to the trade market? I?m not quite sure what your statement intended to convey.?

Mr. Wystansayr: ?A valid question. And one I?m glad to clarify. Now, as you said, leaving aside the question of ?What is sentience??, if elected I do not intend to allow Rhy?din to prosper at the cost of species that can more valuably contribute by joining Rhy?dinian society. For a more pointed example, Harris can?t try and sell Bran?s hide to the tanners?

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-30 10:05 EST
The Gubernatorial Debate - Part 2!

The second round of questions posed to the candidates, were no less fascinating than the first!

The first question came from Doctor Anya of Riverview Clinic: ?My question is two-fold. First, what do you think of the state of quality healthcare in the community? Second, what do you plan to do as Governor to address any deficiencies in the healthcare system??

Mr. Alcar: ? I believe the healthcare in Rhy?Din should and can always be improved. While I haven?t visited the centers that are already here. I haven?t heard of anyone complaining against them. Therefor my overall opinion is that those dealing in healthcare deserve a round of applause. As for any deficiencies. I believe that the elected govenor should do what ever it takes to keep the health care in the city as strong as possible.?

Mr. Fai: ?If I could put a sign on every god-damn tavern that said ?This Is Not A Hospital, Stop Bleeding Here?, I would.? Sin grinned, elbow to podium with a glass in his hand half-empty with tequila. ?But the healthcare here has always been pretty.. well, healthy here, from major hospitals to local healers in Old Town and West End. Medical needs are a business just like anything else, and thankfully here in Rhy?din, they?re almost always easily accessible. Funding is an issue ? which is something I think you?re acutely aware of, doc. But I think if that auction a few months back proved anything, it?s that Rhy?din always more than willing to pull together for a proper cause and throw ridiculous amounts of money at it.?

Gov Simon: ?The quality of care, in most instances, directly relates to a person?s wealth. The more money you have, the better care you can purchase. The city cannot economically support full health coverage for all of its citizens - we simply don?t have the money for it. I think we can and do need to open even more public clinics than currently exist and improve upon the equipment that?s used in the clinics that are already open. Healthcare hasn?t been one of my main focuses this past year, not to say that I?ve ignored it. But there is work to be done, and while I don?t yet have a comprehensive plan on how to move forward, I can say that one is currently in the making.?

Mr. Wystansayr: ?Healthcare, in my experience, is of a very high standard. Be it magical in nature, or technological, there is no doubt that some of the finest medical experts reside in this city. The one problem I have noted, lies not with the care itself, but with the provision of that care. It is funneled through the few facilties that exist, causing a chokepoint for the citizens that can benefit from it. This is something that needs to be addressed and dealt with, either through the remodeling of existent facilities or through the creation of new ones.?

The next question of the evening came from a citizen that wished to remain nameless: ?I?d like to know what each candidate?s position is on the blatant sizism rampant in Rhydin, and how they intend to address this serious problem.?

Mr. Fai: ?Everyone in Rhy?din is really, really tall. I mean ? I don?t have the statistics, but I swear that the average height is eitgher seven feet or ten inches and I never really understand that. As a reasonable six-foot, I feel for you ? I do.? Sin struck up an utterly sympathetic expression. ?However, since I plan on eliminating the position of governor, I can promise as I person that I?m all for giving both extremely tall people and non-extremely tall people the best treatment possible. Tiny beer mugs for everyone!?

Gov Simon: ?Sizism?well, I can certainly say that I?m not looking to eradicate all beings of a certain stature like a former candidate in this election was going to do. I think that we as a city, and that means all of us, need to do better at not passing judgement, especially on something like looks. There are so many different peoples, species, beings that visit and live here?no two of them are identical. Some of them share similarities, bipedal as an example, but we?re all different and we all contribute something to Rhydin. That?s what makes this city unique and special above nearly anywhere else. We need to embrace that, not subvert it.?

Mr. Wystansayr: ?I think that?s a very valid concern, and something that deserves to be looked into. However, a city builds on the scale of the people that live within it, and the vast majority of the population within Rhy?din is of typical human size, so I cannot in good conscience say that public buildings will be built with anything else in mind. But that is not to say those of differeng sizes are not encouraged to be a part of society. There is no intention of stopping those of differing sizes from being allowed to enjoy the same benefits and experiences as everyone else.?

Mr. Alcar: ? I feel that even though most of the fine people of Rhy?Din are that of normal human size. Each one no matter how tall they are should be shown respect. This goes from the smallest of us here to the tallest. No one should be targeted for any type of hate crimes.?

The next came from Morana: ?There seems to be a lack of independent press in Rhy?Din. Given the collapse of several of Rhy?Din?s newspapers over the last several years, including it?s most prominent, the Oracle, and with the notable exception of our moderator?s, will you be considering a government-sponsored or government-run paper to facilitate the awareness of the citizens??

Gov Simon: ?No, I won?t be advocating any government-run press. There are too many things that can go wrong, even with the best of intentions. Free press is the best - it?s what?s worked and while I may not always agree with its opinions, I do realize that independant thought is better than the perception that I, or whomever?s Governor, is telling the people how to think, how to act, or what to do through subtle or overt interaction via the media. The loss of several papers like the Oracle, it?s troubling, and I was sorry to see it close. But I think others will come to take its place, and we should welcome them when they do.?

Mr. Wystansayr: ?It is not the purpose of the government to tell the population what to think, or what it should know, thus I do not believe in government funded or supported Press. It is my hope that the population of Rhy?din believes in the need to keep itself informed, rather than relying on the government to do it for them, and will continue, as it has in the past, to find the means to do so.?

Mr. Alcar: ?It was a loss to Rhy?Din when the Oracle and the other small papers went under. While I am opposed to a goverment run paper. I see no harm in a goverment funded one, as long as the goverment has no say in what is printed. It would be to those hired to print what they feel the people would like to know. Reguardless of if it is slander against someone, or if it is giving praise to someone.?

Mr. Fai: ?No.?

The final question was posed earlier in the night by Lucius DeAuster but as he was unable to stay it was presented by the moderator: ?What is your stance on this city?s long-standing practice of slavery??

Mr. Wystansayr: ?Personally, I do not approve of slavery. But I do not neccessarily believe it is the job of Governor to push his or her own personal beliefs on the city. The institution of slavery will be respected as it has been set forth by the Guilds and Organizations in accord with the city government. But that said, individual citizens are still free to fight it provided no illegal methods are taken to do so.?

Mr. Alcar: ?I am in agreement with my fellow canidate, Mr. Wystansayr. I do not agree with slavery, but at the same time. If I recall right, there is no law against it. I know many here tonight share the same feelings on slavery. And I know some here have fought against it as well. If you do so, do it legally.?

Mr. Fair: ?It?s pretty dumb.?

Gov Simon: ?The city and its government do not openly support slavery, or practice it. That?s not to say slavery doesn?t happen inside our walls - it does. And personally, I?m against the practice. But as we?ve been saying all night, we need to be tolerant and inclusive, even of things we don?t approve of or like, or would do ourselves. Slavers often point out the economic benefits, among other reasons, for Rhydin as a reason it should stay. Do I wish that slavery was gone from this city? I do. But I can?t simply enforce my personal beliefs upon this city and its people; that would make this a dictatorship, not a governorship.?

The question segment of the night was followed by final statements from each of the candidates.

Mr. Alcar: ?If these fine people of Rhy?Din elect me to be their govenor. I would do what is in my power, to make the city a better place for everyone in the city. Has a fair chance to feel welcomed in the city. As well as making sure everyone feels safe enough to live here and raise a family here. Another thing I would fight to make sure is that everyone that wishes to open their open business, while it might offend some. Have a fair chance to file their papers so they my make a living for themselves. In closing.. I would do everything in my power as govenor to make this city a beter place for all.

Mr. Fai: ?Look, I think everyone here knows my standing; all I?m doing is giving a chance for all the no confidence votes of last year a place to go ? it?s almost stupid of me to come up here because the meaning speaks for itself. No one person should ever be allowed to govern this dumb, wonderful city because no one person can ever really help it. It?s just.. ridiculous to even consider. Not that people haven?t tried and done well. Or as best as they were able. But the fact of the matter is, this city and it?s people are damn self-sufficient. And I want to let them live that way.?

Gov Simon: ?First, I?d like to thank Mr. Franco, my fellow candidates, and all of you who came to or are watching this debate for your participation. I disagree with Mr. Fai. I have governed this city. I can govern it. I want to govern it. I believe I did it well. I believe that I?m the best qualified of the candidates for Governor - I have the experience, the leadership, and the plan to keep this city and its citzens safe and prosperous for years to come. I want to see these plans come to fruition; hope you do as well and I ask for your vote in the upcoming election. I look forward to serving this city, and all of you, for one more year should you elect me for a second term. Regardless of the outcome, I am grateful and humbled for the experiences I?ve been able to share with you this past year. Thank you, all of you; my door?s always open for anyone who wants to talk.?

My. Wystansayr: ?Rhy?din is amazing. I mean this in the truest sense of the word. No where else that I?ve ever visited has shared the same variety of life, of cultures and citizens. No other world offers the same opportunity for seeing the impossible become possible. It is my desire to be at the forefront of this. To show others the same wonder that I see when I wake up every morning. It is not to rule the city to my own personal whims, but to show just how special it truly is and how much potential still remains within it. Thank you all for your time and allowing me to speak here.?

Don?t forget that election day is Sunday, April 5! There will be early voting ballots available on April 3rd and 4th.

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-30 20:23 EST
The Great Debate!

The debate in the Great Hall drew quite the crowd Sunday night! Of course, the candidates were present but they had supporters as well as fence-riders as well! The current Gov MAN-tastic Matt?s lovely bride, FLAWLESS Koy, was in attendance looking quite stunning in a red sheath dress but the dress was NOTHING compared to the adorable five month old little girl on her hip. That baby is TOO CUTE! Intern Sassy Pants is demanding play dates!

Awesome Alain was also spotted in the back and was the first to greet Deliciously Sinful Sin as he walked off stage. Rumors have it that D.S. Sin has a giant supporter in Alain! Awesome Alain wasn?t just there for the engaging debate but was also seen whispering with his new chick, Derby Girl Sami! We wonder if politics will put a kink in this blooming relationship since rumor has it that D.G. Sami is a big Mini-Franker Cor supporter.

Kid Not-Doc Anya and Prof. Jolyon were both seen taking extensive notes as they listened to the candidates. K.N-D. Anya, in particular, seemed to have a whole notebook FULL of them! Wowzers! These guys are going to have to WORK for her vote. Also interesting to note is that Prof. Jolyon?s girl, Real Estate Mogul Rena, was dressed in a FLAWLESS Koy original and was there to support her dear friend MAN-tastic Matt. The question begs to be asked ? will her support for the current Gov sway Prof. Jolyon???

Hilarious Harris was in the audience to give a round of boos when responses (or even questions) didn?t meet his approval. Barbie was also there decked out and looking fabulous as she looked on. We also hear that Kaja was seen spending a bit of time with FLAWLESS Koy before sneaking off. Kaja??? She hasn?t been spotted in MONTHS! Aja has really been diving into the community since her return, attempting to put down some roots. She was there throughout the debate, listening intently to the candidates responses.

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-03-30 21:52 EST
Smoochin? Sunday!

We hear that Mad Cow Kazzy and Grumbling Grem were enjoying the Red Dragon Inn while it was quiet during the debate last night! They were, of course, macking hardcore on one another like a pair of hormone-charged teenagers. These two are burning awfully hot. We sure hope that there?s a fiery flame out at the end to match it! The pair was joined by their partners in crimes of fashion ? Lizzie and Danny. We?re still not entirely sure how Grumbling Grem puts up with a full evening of their mind-blowing chatter!

OMG! OMG! OMG! It seems that Luscious Lydia and Minstrel Soerl decided not to go through all the trouble of planning a wedding! THEY ELOPED A COUPLE NIGHTS AGO!!! No lie! Now this is what we call moving quickly! Wasn?t Minstrel Soerl married to another woman just this past summer??? This is NOT the over-analytical, incredibly cautious Luscious Lydia that we?ve become accustomed to. Crazy, crazy! She sure seemed happy. How many months until she?s second guessing her walk on the spontaneous side?

Good for Enabler Brandon! We hear that he just may have finally started listening to us. Instead of boozing it up with his girl, PAARTY GIRL Chase, he was seen offering her a glass of lemonade! P.G. Chase actually drank something OTHER than alcohol and didn?t spontaneously combust! It?s certainly not the help that she needs but is a step in the right direction. We sure hope so! P.G. Chase desperately needs a stabilizing force in her crazy, booze-infested world!

Prof. Jolyon was spotted in the Inn after the debate and we hear that he was quite taken by Real Estate Mogul Rena?s Koy Original! In fact, he was overheard commenting on her beauty TWICE!!! Considering just how understated the man is, that?s truly newsworthy! These two may be attempting to fool us but they most certainly are not! We see through it!

It seems Kid Not-Doc Anya was making plans for a kissing booth to raise money for Riverview Clinic! Are we the only ones who remember the FANTASTIC kissing booth last spring that her man, Merchant Antonio, put on during the Beltane festivities??? He evidently raised quite a lot of money for charity that night! With his hot lips, who can doubt it???

Potter Piper and Manly Mason were seen having QUITE the intimate discussion by the hearth laaaate into the night. No word about what they were discussing. We wonder how Doc Eva would feel about her good friend getting so cozy with her man??? Leave it to Potter Piper to start trouble as soon as she steps foot back into town. Man, we?ve missed her!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-04-02 19:12 EST
An Outback Monday!

Deliciously Sinful Sin and Awesome Alain were seen hanging out at the bar together but we hear that their conversation wasn?t about their mutual political interests but in their mutual interest in debauchery! A couple of classy boys there! We hear that Michiko was around to encourage their bad behavior. We haven?t seen her man around lately! Maybe she has her eyes on one of these guys!

Prof. Jolyon and Kid Not-Doc Anya were spotted discussing what we can only assume were highly intelligent matters at the bar. He was overheard saying that he is leaving town for a while. Say it ain?t so! He can?t leave just when his relationship with Real Estate Mogul Rena is heating up! They certainly didn?t seem to be ON FIRE with passion Monday night. Wouldn?t it be awesome to see these two all hot around the collar in some disgusting demonstrations of P.D.A.???

Our Darling Taneth was overheard asking FLAWLESS Koy for a dress in order to ?b and e? Overlord Tormay?s house!!! WHAT?!?! Who?s been talking to O.D. Taneth now??? It seems that she wishes to break into the Overlord?s house on the day of their wedding as she?s still hung up on this tradition that they are not allowed to see one another until she gets to the altar on the day of their wedding. We think it?s ADORABLE that she?s all in a tizzy about this.

We hear that Sal and Deliciously Sinful Sin are worried about Fio?s state of mind? AGAIN! Isn?t there something that girl can be put on to keep her sane??? And where in the world is Psycho Skid??? He is supposed to be babysitting her after all, right???

The rings of the Outback were alive for the first time in a long time. The Gov MAN-tastic Matt?s even been overheard bemoaning the money he?s been losing over there. Well, not Monday night! Real Estate Mogul Rena (with Prof. Jolyon cheering her on) was among the fighters and faced off against FLAWLESS Koy. And they certainly weren?t the only ones! Kid Not-Doc Anya, Darkmere, Venom Vinny, Michiko, and Sal were all seen getting matches in! While Crazy Train Tara, Manly Mason, and Our Darling Taneth cheered on their favorites. Even Jochin tempted fate by stepping into the stomping ground of Red Orc Brewery. Unfortunately there were no Jake Thrash sightings so Jochin?s head remained attached to the rest of his body!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-04-03 18:16 EST
Home Coming Tuesday!

It seemed to be a night of home comings Tuesday in the Red Dragon Inn!

The Dread Pirate Stephen was seen getting snubbed for a hug by SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee! Ouch! So long at sea and the man can?t even get a little hug??? We know his hygiene habits aren?t the best but hold your nose and give the poor bugger a kiss on the cheek! D.P. Stephen decided to bury his sorrows in mass amounts of alcohol!

Johnny also made a quiet appearance in the Inn! We hear that he was seen having a drink with his twin, Juliane, and discussing his return behind the bar the next evening. Well, well, well, he?s certainly jumping right back into his old life, is he not??? He also chatted up Lirssa and Lucky Lawyer Lucien who both seemed quite happy to have Johnny back safe and sound!