Wednesday, May 2

Tuesday spent with Beltane!

Oh, how wonderful the first night of the Beltane was! The meadow looked fantastic! There was allll kinds of food! The women all looked lovely in their frilly dresses! It was a spectacular evening of fun that should not have been missed!

The very lovely Amthy performed her May Queen duties with all the charm, beauty, and grace one could hope for! She named Hawk as her "Green Man" and together they lit the bonfire!! Hawk erased earlier rumors of chasing a certain redhead by laying a kiss on his green-haired Queen! She certainly didn't seem to dislike the smooooch in the least!

The lighting of the bonfire signaled the end of the classy portion of the fesitval. The night's events got a bit wild and crazy after that! There was dancing around in circles and leaping over flames all in the name of fertility. And who can't get behind a concept like that??? Miss Mercy certainly did! She was busy kissing and "celebrating Spring" with her new man Pelnar. FLAWLESS Kairee didn't miss out on the fun either as she brought Julien to dance and frolick with.

EFFORTLESS Koy showed up (in a dress of her own design, of course!) with the current Diamond Kheld on her arm! MAJOR ARM CANDY!!! Koy always has the best accessories!

Our dear, dear Dameon was present and looking as fantastically yummy as always. Unfortunately, he doesn't know how to use accessories as well as Koy does. Instead of his smoking hot ex-girlfriend, he brought the NEW WOMAN Reanna!!! Oh, how disappointed we are in you, Dameon, from going from such a melodramatic wonder to such a yawn-inducing bore!

The "tall, dark, and handsome" category was filled by Daniel who brought his own beautiful redhead Kaelyn with him! The pair tested the fae wine and cuddled while watching the festivities. Such a handsome couple! It would be nice to see the two of them in public more often.

The event brought out some of RhyDin's HAWTEST specimens of women!!! Piper was barefoot in a simple white off-the-shoulder peasant dress giggling with a bevy of beauties that included Charna in a cleavage revealing beige and white slip dress, the petite golden-haired elf Elessaria, and the aaaaalways classy and together Shy. We totally HEART packs of beautiful, half-dunk women!

The night ended on a fabulously high note for love! After all, what would Beltane be without an engagement?!?! THAT'S RIGHT!!! Everybody's favorite pirate Stephen proposed to our very own Jewell and she accepted!!! We are slightly upset with him that he did not ask our permission first but I'm sure it's a slight we'll soon forget. For now RhyDin is going to have another HUGE wedding! It's been far too long since the last one. We are already excited!!!

Yay for love!

Sunday, May 6

Imp's Thursday Grab Bag!

Much to poor Kina's dismay, her bartending shift turned into more of a babysitting shift! Reap and Baker were belly-up to the bar most of the night trading insults and being their generally unruly (and entertaining) selves! Our looovely Evie joined them briefly looking as hot as always! How long it has been since we've had real RU antics! Snap to it, boys!

PJ returned from her promotional tour for Red Orc Brewery in high spirits! She did her usual canoodling with Reap but word on the street has it that the rumors of their "coupling" have been vastly over blown. We are hearing now that PJ is STILL with Bad Boy Gage and that she and Reap are merely "friends"! We need more friends like that!

Taneth ziiiipped into the Inn and greeted the Inn's MAN-FREAKING-TASTIC bartender Tucker with a greeting of "Tuckerrrrrrrrr! Man lovin'!" which is a term she evidently picked up in the Arena. Needless to say poor Tucker was more than a bit confused. The odd greeting was forgotten as Taneth gave Tucker a leg-wrapping hug! How we love this bundle of joy!

A very happy looking FORMER Lil' Miss Anger Management was there with her man Stephen dishing about their engagement. Jewell has been so happy and upbeat lately that we are starting to wonder who stole the REAL Jewell!!! There's no details on the wedding as of yet but your very own Gossip GangSTAR wants to make the first offer to be the one to give the bride away at the ceremony!

A very cute looking Erin sipped tea and chatted with Good Boy Cor! Is Erin single again?!?! She's looking very happy and not very horse-like lately!!! I wonder if this Chi guy and her are kaput! We still believe that Erin and Cor would make the cutest couple reeeeeeking of goodness and sweetness! Make it happen!

Everybody's favorite Imp was up to his usual groping of extremely HAWT women and calling duels in the Arena! In fact, it was a pretty STELLAR night for the Imp! His stick hands found their way on Rena, Taneth, Uriko, Jaycy, and Wyh among others! Imp really is the master at what he does!

Monday, May 7

A Double Trouble Saturday

Suuuuper Des really needs a raise for her latest new hires! She must have been thinking of the male patronage. We really only have one word for you -- TWINS!!! The AMAZING Sid oversaw as Sam and Serena (bonus points if you know which is which) tended bar on Saturday night. The perky young women delighted the very same men that they were probably hired to delight. With all the twins in RhyDin it was really just a matter of time before they obtained a pair for behind the bar! The fabulous Sid nicknamed them Sugar and Spice and we totally HEART her for it! We're going to make sure those nicknames stick!

Sugar was given a gorgeous pink sapphire by Connar in thanks for the sugar cookies that she made. Does somebody have a crush on the newest tender??? Sugar seemed caught between not wanting to hurt his feelings and feeling it wrong to take such an expensive gift! Her twin on the other hand was not pleased that Sugar kept it.

Sid's main squeeze Scottie showed up and, with the twins working the bar, Sid had an opportunity to get in a bit of snuggling time with her man. Keeper Mrs Wyh Not and her hubby James also showed for a bit of one-on-one time. But instead of the mugs of ale that Sid and Scottie were downing, Mrs Wyh not and James went for something a bit harder -- rum!

DROOL ALERT! DROOL ALERT! Men, lock up your women! Single women, lock up your single girlfriends! There was a major HAWTIE named Adam at the bar on Saturday night. And what pretty lady caught his fancy??? Well, one of our new favorites! Piper! A still very single and cute appearing Erin hooked her friend up with a drink with the jaw-droppingly fine man. Piper appeared mortified but, really, Erin should win some sort of friendship award for it!

The cute little and, let's admit it, half-crazed witch Elly was present and was sooooobbing. The only thing our sources could gather was that she didn't want to be locked up. That is until she started talking to Chryrie about drawing pumpkin heads on that fabulous card for Kitty! Then she was right back to the silly, wonderful Elly that we all know and LOOOOVE!!!

Every woman loooves a delivery guy! Leni's no exception. She and RPS Chris certainly seemed chummy and, at the end of the night, the pair left together... perhaps to go make delicious home made porn movies about Chris coming to make a "special" delivery??? Either way, it appears that Chris is the winner of the 1500 Noble Challenge for Leni's affections and we have the Gossip Intern running to the bank as we speak!

There was a bit of tension between Baronness Rena and her soldier/boyfriend Val over his feelings for her. In the end he was able to convince her of how he felt and smooooched her in the middle of the Inn!

Wednesday, May 9

Yield to the Monday!

Wow. You know these spring time romances usually get fired up around summer time and then fizzle out in the fall. However, they're starting to go down like flies even before skinny dipping weather is upon us! Brandon asked Nyx to marry him. Not only did Nyx turn him down but she told him that they'd never be together! HARSH! Cheer up, Brandon cutie. You can do MUCH better!

Ewan and Storm were back having a heart-to-heart. They seem to speak the same language and it is so darn sweet! Le Sigh. He's so yummy and she's just the cutest little button! KISS ALREADY!

Melli was back from her baking test and hanging out at Twilight Island with her man Gnim while he called! Gnim chatted up Chryrie telling her just how proud he was of his little pastry-cooking phenom! He seemed oh-so glad to have his looovely lady back!

The action was pretty heavy in the Outback Monday night! In fact, there was even gun fire! G'nort pulled a weapon and took aim at Cor in the name of Charlie's honor. Thankfully, he missed our resident Good Boy. However, really, the idea of G'nort defending Charlie's honor is really laughable. Could you find two people less likely to be offended by their honor being tarnished?

FLAWLESS Koy + SPUNKY Jewell + a ring of WATER = A good time for all!!!! This is why we love Mrs. Wyh Not! She had everybody's favorite fashion designer face off against everybody's favorite baby maker in the POOL! We can hear the sound of jaws hitting the floor from here. We're telling you. You people should spend more time in the Outback on Monday nights!

Cor's night didn't get any better after having a gun pulled on him! He did not look to pleased when Cute Single Erin decided to brawl with dueling's notorious bad guy Anubis. Anubis beat poor Erin to a bloody pulp and continued the beating even after the match ended, using Firestar to keep anyone else from entering the ring. Thanks to Wyh's use of her Tower at least the Outback didn't burn down.... AGAIN. Dizzy had to snap Erin's ankle back into place before she could even make it out of the ring! But Erin was so BRAVE!!! Wow, do we love SINGLE Erin!?!?!

...However, Anubis and Firestar's antics are just further proof that the Outback misses Matt. COME HOME, MATT!!!

Monday, May 14

The Weekend in Review!!!

Friday was a pretty quite night. Perhaps everyone was out getting their Spring Flings in before the summer weather hits! However, everybody's favorite friendly blonde Taneth was busy in the Inn Friday night adding words to her vocabulary. The hunky Michael taught her the word "dude". By the way, where did this wonderful slab of man meat come from???

Rumor has it that Ness serenaded the dear sweet Kira. How romantic! It appears that there is a clear front runner now for Kira's heart! She seemed quite touched by the gesture! Mark our words, this is a spring fling that'll certainly move on to summer lovin'!

DoD stock must be on a down swing. The girls of DoD seem to have their relationships crumbling all around them. This weekend it seemed to be the "Sage Bean Counter" Rena who was getting pushed to the curb! Her soldier/boyfriend Val was busy in the Inn on Saturday night chatting up and making eyes at Alana. These girls must be going through some serious tubs of ice cream to ease all this heart ache.

Later in the evening, Dameon's new woman Reanna was overheard by our sources calling his old woman Sera a fool to Feilas who has been dating Sera for a couple of weeks. First, Reanna takes the fantastic Dameon, dashing all hopes of a reunion between the couple and NOW she has the audacity to call our little "bloody psycho" a fool! We are NOT amused.

Speaking of amused, Brian certainly was as his lovely Jenai had a heartfelt reunion with Jade. There was much hugging and loving between the two women. We got a feeling that Brian's thoughts on the matter weren't entirely PG rated!

To finish the night off (and finish off half the men at the bar) Badsider Brew's own PJ shared a jaw-dropping, saliva-swapping kiss with Sexy Sid! Tongues were touching! Sid grabbed PJ's pert little rear! PJ had her arms locked around Sid's waist! For ten long seconds every man in the Inn was given a little piece of HEAVEN!!!

This weekend was certainly an overwhelming one for the Judge. Issy was first told by Whisper that she met a man AND that they were getting married. Tobias is the newest silly goose to think that a Scathachian would make a good wife. Seriously, what is wrong with these men??? Hot, yes. Absolutely. But marrying them? NOOOOO! Then on Sunday Jewell broke the news of her engagement. Poor Issy appeared more than a little overwhelmed by it all!!

Tuesday, May 15

Monday's all the rage!

Maybe Rena's had enough of the rumors of Val's womanizing! She certainly didn't seem to broke hearted in the Outback on Monday night while joking with and flinging ice at her new teammate Darren. With all three of these people on the same IFL team, this screams "messy break-up".

Handsome James seemed intent on winning at least a date from the little pottery queen Piper! Who can blame him?!?! The witty brunette is A-FREAKING-DORABLE! James isn't too bad himself. Good luck, James!!!

Jade continued her reuniting Monday evening when she ran into Jewell. Jewell breathlessly informed her that she was now engaged to a "hot pirate". Jewell's excitement is starting to make her.... cute?!?! Jade also spent a bit of one-on-one time with the marvelous Icer. The pair ate brownies and discussed the SIX baby dragons that Icer has on the way (which, by the way, will join the FOURTEEN she already has).

Poor Sera is always losing her men to skanky women! This time Feilas was busy getting his flirt on with Nyx. Yep, the very same girl who broke Brandon's heart. She was dressed TRASHY for this excursion! Maybe Dameon might be up for talking about getting back together with his "bloody psycho" ex-girlfriend as his current TRASHY lady Reanna got half-naked in the Inn for Reap and Baker! She took off her tequila soaked tank top and tossed her shirt over the bar. Reap and Baker spent the rest of the night talking about the peek of nipple that they saw.

Speaking of RU, Baker and Reap were busy attempting to convince Jewell to dip her breast into their ale. Poor boys. Just when they were debating over who was going to do the "smooshing", Jewell wacked them both with a empty mug. And, thus, their hunt for a willing victim-- We mean, participant in "brale" continues on.

Eve missed her man's antics but when she did arrive she and Baker quickly rehashed their fight from last week. Our Evie was told by yet another TRASHY lady that she was "wallowing"! Evie didn't take too kindly to that and quickly challenged the other woman who is evidently named "Lust" to a fight! In true DoD fashion, Evie called Lust a "bimbo" and told her that she wasn't ready to play with the big girls!!! HILARIOUS!!! Although we have no power in the DoD world, we believe our Evie should get to retire her "grunt" status and become a full member of DoD for that!!!

So Monday in the Inn was all about trashy women in micro-mini skirts, cleavage-baring corset tops, and skanky stilettos. Somebody please find Koy and make her teach these women how to dress sexy without showing all their flesh. There isn't a fine line between sexy and skanky. It's a very defined line. LEARN IT, LADIES!!!

Thursday, May 17

Wednesday HEARTS the lushes!

It sounds as if Baker and Evie have broken up but, as is true in all good break-ups, the fight hasn't ended there!!! The pair were once again arguing over the flowers that were delivered to Eve and Baker's tendency to be... well, a giant lush. Last night they had an audience that consisted of fellow DoD-er PJ and fellow RU-er Reap and Cor. Did either of the three do anything to make the situation better? Nope! But that's probably a good thing. The only person less likely to dish out good relationship advice than a RU-er is a DoD-er.

Speaking of DoD, the FABULOUS Koy showed up with a BILLY CLUB looking for fashion violations! Can you spell HAWT?!?! That woman can punish me any day of the week!!!

Somehow Good Boy Cor has gotten himself on Sugar's bad side. The blonde twin has been shooting him nasty looks for well on a week whenever they're in the same room!!! Rumor has it that Cor is dating or is thinking of trying to maybe date the brunette twin Spice and for some reason Sugar is not at all happy about it. TWIN DRAMA!!!

Late into the night a slaver convention brewed at the bar with Ciera discussing her father's business with the ever annoying Anubis. We have a feeling that Anubis better watch himself around Ciera. The girl's as smart as a whip and she certainly seems to have a cunning streak to her! Maybe she can keep Anubis in his place!

Jewell and G'nort were both in the Outback while their egos battled into out to see which should have top billing rights. Jewell tossed her hair while advising G'nort of the vast number of men that line up to have a chance at her while G'nort asserted that he was the biggest jerk to ever walk into a dueling venue.... What? No, he didn't? He just said he was a bigger jerk than Jewell? Ah, well, the last half came from us then.

How can you not but love Big Willy?!?! Cranky old Druid oversaw as the FABULOUS Will Wulfson defended the right to be Archmage of Twilight Island for another cycle. CONGRATULATIONS, HUNK!!

Sunday, May 20

Luck is a Friday!

Friday found a quiet night in the Inn. Cute single Erin and SMASHING Issy had a heart-to-heart over the large number of children walking around the city without guardians and about Erin having given up booze. Sexy Brian and gooorgeous Taneth joined the pair to chat about men, booze, and fruit. That's a lot of HAWT all at one table!

Kaja was in the Arena showing off her many assets and, as G'nort is a wise man, he was present to keep an eye on his wife. And keep an eye on her he did! In a "Why don't they get a room?" kind of scene, Kaja wrapped herself around her husband, showering him in kisses and innuendos. G'nort is a lucky, lucky man.

GOOD NEWS! It appears that everybody's favorite rat buddy Napoleon is the Arena's newest caller! TOO CUTE! Napoleon helped out by calling a duel before Rena arrived for her Saturday night shift! WE LOVE IT!!!

Speaking of Rena, this whole maybe they are a couple/maybe they're not a couple thing she has going with Val is confusing even for this MASTER Gossip monger! Val entered during Rena's shift and thanked her for calling one of his duels with a kiss to the cheek. Yet when Val offered Rena a drink, she declined and dismissed his attempts at conversation while she carried on with her employer Artemus. Then later Val was spotted having his chest petted by a lovely young redhead in the Inn. AND, THUS, THE PLOT GETS THICKER!!!

Sunday, May 20

A Birthday Message

While the typical haunts were busy last night, the place to be was the Great Hall for Cute Single Erin's twenty-first birthday party which was thrown by her looovely sister, Lydia! Even YOUR Gossip GangSTAR showed to wish the cutie a very happy birthday!

The birthday girl looked absolutely radiant in a hot red number made by Lydia. The surprise seemed to go without a hitch and Erin looked absolutely stunned when she walked into the Great Hall with Alain to discover her friends waiting for her! The band played the "Happy Birthday" song and platonic love was heavy in the air!

...Okay, maybe not just platonic love as Amthy and Hawk weren't appearing very platonic. The Former May Queen and her man were definitely putting on a mushy show! Amthy listened in amusement as Hawk spoke of his first encounter with soda while Hawk pressed kisses against Amthy's forehead. SO FREAKING CUTE!!!

The event brought out some of RhyDin's loveliest ladies who were all eager to wish their little munchkin a happy birthday! Lydia was dressed in an airy sleeveless dress and kept busy keeping order. Storm was dressed in a casual blouse and skirt and carried herself with the same air that made us fall in love with her in the first place! The always FLAWLESS Kairee stopped in to kiss our lovely birthday girl and wish her a happy year! SMASHING Issy made an appearance before moving into the Inn and the unfolding drama there. Even Icer and her husband Aurthur dropped by to partake in the Shirley Temples! Cassie showed but waaaaay late and not appearing nearly as well put together as she usually is.

And, yes, YOUR wonderfully fabulous Gossip GangSTAR could not miss out on the birthday action! We just had to drop by to crown our little princess the Gossip Queen that she is with a looovely tiara!

Good Boy Cor arrived with the snarky twin -- Spice. Was that a date?!?! It appears that the couple is denying that they're.... well, a couple and claiming it's just a friendship. Either way, they appeared absolutely adorable together!

The party was briefly interrupted as trouble showed in the form of Reap and PJ... who either didn't get the memo that it was a dry party or else just chose to ignore it. Reap arrived with a keg but PJ was able to wrangle him on out. Cor, who had been told by Lydia, to keep Reap away from the party bore Lydia's wraith! A "balloon" that looked suspiciously like a condom was filled and thrown at Cor. In the exchange of fire, Erin's cake became a victim. Everyone seemed greatly amused when the cake hit the fan so to speak!

Leave it to Erin to do some match-making between one of her friends and one of her exs at her OWN BIRTHDAY PARTY!!! Piper was talked into spending the evening entertaining Chi and her certainly seemed entertained. However, who wouldn't be entertained with that sexy brunette looking your way?!?!

Happy birthday, Erin! Congrats on making it to the big Two-One!

Tuesday, May 22

Doing Double Takes on Monday!!!

The Outback was humming just as it always is on Monday nights! Jewell was retelling her encounter with Vince to SUUUUPER Des and Harris. Harry dropped a couple threats about leaving Vinny in a pool of blood. Is it just us or do we have a hard time buying Vinny in the role of big bad evil guy?!?!

Jewell the moved on to lighter matters! She and Koy were busy dishing about the wedding dress that Koy is in the process of designing and making for the looovely Jewell. It sounds like Stephen's pushing for a June wedding and the bride certainly seems excited!!! Our sources have all kinds of delicious news on the style of dress but to keep it all surprised we FOR ONCE will keep our mouths shut.

The oldest Graziano kid Maria stopped by the Outback to pitch some idea to Harris that included tearing down the Battlefield Park baronial manor/fort in exchange for a theme park dedicated to trumping the accomplishments of her family. The question remains -- does even she take herself seriously anymore??? Harris seemed... confused to say the least. Although, look forward to a formally written proposal that she's having drawn up.

We love it when families fight in public! It is unclear what started the issue between Aurok and Aurthur. An unconfirmed rumor has it that Aurthur wanted Aurok to give Jade something specific but it is not known what or even if this report is true. However, it is very clear that Icer was not going to allow her husband and father to argue in front of her. She quickly put an end to the debate and a sheepish Aurthur apologized for his role in the matter!

DOUBLE TAKE OF THE NIGHT!!! Cor was spotted without a shirt after being forced to shower thanks to a very messy match in the Pit. Who knew the Inn's resident Good Boy was such a freaking Hottie?!?!? And now a successful business owner AND single to boot!!!

And in the "so sweet it rots your teeth" category, Connar and Sugar were spotted chatting in the Inn after hours! By the rate at which Sugar was blushing, it seems that somebody has a crush on the handsome hunk! We heartily approve of this match-up. It gets a Gossip GangSTAR TWO THUMBS UP!

Gnome lovin' appears to still be going strong!!! Melli brought her lover-boy Gnimish a pie to satisfy him while he was calling on Twilight Island. A baker as a girlfriend?? Who could ask for anything more??? Go Gnome Lovin'!

Friday, May 25

Twilight Wednesday on the Isle!

After a public argument on Sunday night, the twins seemed to have kissed and made up. But that's what sisters do! The Gossip GangSTAR knows this as a fact as we were "blessed" with FOUR sisters!!! Sugar and Spice spent some time cuddled up together on a couch in the Inn. Sooooo cute!

The RU boys were back in action!!! Reap, Baker, and Cor were belly up to the bar in the Inn! It's been far too long since we saw all three boys doing what they do best -- drinking and carrying on. They were trying to explain the highly complex theory of "brale" to Taneth while Eless looked on and shook her head. Thankfully, our bouncy cheerleader did not seem to fully understand the concept.

Quite a crowd gathered on Twilight Island to witness Tass's challenge for the Key to the Tower of Water against Mrs. Wyh Not! And as further proof that the apocalypse is surely upon us, G'nort was spotted on TWILIGHT ISLAND?!?! We weren't even sure he knew how to get there! Nonetheless, G'nort showed for his usual dose of witty lines and demonstration on self-love. We'll all have to wait another five years to actually see him in a Magic ring, however!

Also present was Jewell who was present to cheer her "sissy" on while MAN-TASTIC Brig called the match! Melli and Gnim showed to snuggle and cheer! Even DoD-er Rena was on the Isle for the first time in a while but was sans either of her recent male companions! Mrs. Wyh Not was appreciative of the support which drove her to defend the tower. However, our source was quick to point out that her husband has not been present for any of her accomplishments within the dueling rings. Could it be that he doesn't approve??? Iiiiinteresting!

Congratulations, to the Mrs.!

Saturday, May 26

Thursday is for LISTS! Part 2 - The Arena

You know what one of the best things about RhyDin is? The odd combination of people that one can find engaged in conversation. Early Thursday night found the regal Cletus Ganderfald and Mr. Grabby Hands Imp discussing the cuteness factor of Cletus's wife and what a shame it was that Impette left Imp. It was really an amusing conversation according to our source and we believe these two should be forced to engage in a weekly dialogue for our amusement.

G'nort showed with his BOOTILICIOUS wife Kaja later in the evening. The legendary Athlstan had the marvelous pleasure of dueling the super HAWT one while G'nort put together a list of the hottest women in dueling with Karen. The list included in this order -- Kaja, Rory, Rena, Charlie, Koy, and Karen. PJ didn't make the list because she's "been around the block" (BURN!), Erin missed out because she is primarily an "Inn" girl, not a "Dueling" girl, and Amal was dismissed from contention for being too "dignified"!

We really need to put G'nort on the payroll right after Erin because the two of them provide us all the fodder we will ever need!!!!

Wednesday, May 30

Weekend Catch-up!

Friday night found Kina watching her SEXY Antonio serve drinks (and make all the women go slack-jawed). Who can blame the woman for keeping BOTH eyes on her gorgeous husband when surrounded by so many willing, easy women?!?! Kina marks her territory well. She planned an exciting day at the race track followed by a romantic dinner for the following night! Awww!

Also on hand and excited about the weekend's racing was the loooovely Amthyst who was looking forward to watching "Yellow Bellied Sap Sucker" and "Kitten's Meow". Wow, people sure are clever when picking names for pegasi. It's a shame that they don't take that much time when picking out names for their kids!

And then in the oddities to end all oddities, a magical show down in the Inn late into the evening caught everybody's attention. Evidently, the lawyers -- Dewey and Howe -- have kidnapped Tass. The do good-er brigade was up in arms over this one but their actions could not stop the lawyers from taking their prize. There are about a million lawyer jokes to be made of this one. So many it's causing our mind to bleed.

Therefore, we'll let you pick your own lawyer joke out of our top three most favorite EVER:

(A) The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you," " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you. Your clients will respect you. You'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."

The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.

(B) A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer. Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?" The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?" "$7.98."

A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150.

(C) Why is money green?

Because lawyers pick it up before it is ripe.

Saturday night was quiet in the Inn and those present including Brian, Icer, Sid, Cor, and Tasha were still assimilating the information of the previous night. Few answers seemed to be had but everybody was on edge. Sid was making sure to warn those who stood up to the lawyers the previous night that they must be on the look out themselves now.

In more pleasant news, the lovely keeper Mrs. Wyh Not relieved Druid Saturday night and called a handful of duels. We would totally HEART it if she became the late Saturday night caller. So so cute! To make it even cuter, the ADORABLE Uriko chatted with her. We just want to pinch their cute little cheeks!

Sunday night was also quiet in the Inn. Perhaps it was due to the monumental SEVEN hour long Warlord Tournament occurring in the Annex below the Inn (which we will get to in a FULL separate blog entry). Connar was present and, as is his tendency, he was speaking with another sexy little mama in Eless while admiring the soft silk dress she had on.

Thursday, May 31

The Gov is back on a Monday!

The place to be this past Monday night was, without a doubt, the Outback!

Even Gov Kitty was present after a long time restricted to her sick bed and, man, she was not happy about the kidnapping of the man who helped heal her -- Tass. She was overhead announcing open hunting season on the city's notorious band of lawyers. She even went as far as to label them criminals. Suuuuper Des was already planning on gathering her weapons for some legalized lawyer hunting!

Everyone was super excited to see Gov Kitty back in action! Cute Single Erin gave her such a tight squeeze that our sources were afraid that she'd break her! We're so glad that the Gov is back in action!!!

Charlie and G'nort may be partners in the Shots of Decadence but their friendship seems to be on rocky ground. She was demanding to know where her former teammate Tareth has been. The pair had a longtime rumored relationship that seemed to have ended around the time that Cor and Charlie started spending a lot of time together. G'nort refused to tell her and it ignited a very tense moment. G'nort ended up walking away and the DoD girls swept in to keep Charlie calm.

She wasn't the only DoD girl having a bad night! FLAWLESS Koy was spotted chatting with Matt's deliciously psycho ex/baby's mama Ginger. The two have never had a stellar relationship considering that Ginger has, on more than one occasion, attempted to win Matt back. Poor Koy was left with the task of informing Ginger of Matt's disappearance.

That conversation was interrupted for a much more pleasant one!!! The cute, adorable, wonderful, beaaaautiful Piper quizzed FLAWLESS Koy on making a dress for her. OUR perrrrfect Piper in Heavenly Boutique?!?! We'd be on CLOUD NINE!!! Bad pun intended.

Everybody's favorite snuggler Taneth found a new and very willing partner in Max. The former Overlord had been missing for quite some time but returned to the dueling venues this past week. What a welcome back Taneth gave him!!!