May 1, 2008

Role Model Saturday!

We hear that Aaric was spotted in the Red Dragon Inn for the first time in a while Saturday night and he was NOT with his new girl!!! Instead, he was spending some quality time with Miss Mercy! Now Miss Mercy is known to spend time with a rotating bevy of handsome hunks so we doubt it?s anything serious between the pair. However, we don?t think this bodes well for our young, pretty Caitlin.

Speaking of women who are good at catching a man?s eye, SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen being blantantly hit on by a mystery man at the bar. Our sources never did catch his name but he made his intent to smooth talk her quite clear! SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee isn?t one to give in easy but we hear that he just may have earned himself a date!

Did we hear our sources correctly? Were PAARTY Girl Chase and Psycho Skid really overheard making dinner plans??? In fact, we hear that the phrase ?dinner date? actually came up! We don?t find this the least bit surprising. These two are crazy enough to deserve each other?. and once Chase has him, she?ll be bored and move on to the next man! Skid isn?t taken so he won?t occupy her interest for very long!

TRASH-tastic Jade and The Other Woman Lain were seen hanging out together with a new face whom we hear goes by the name Monica. The girl seems to be a bit of an odd bird so she?ll probably fit right in with those pair of crazies. We?re not quite sure how we feel about T.O.W. Lain taking young, impressionable women under her wing. No, on second though, we are quite sure how we feel! IT SHOULDN?T HAPPEN!!! Isn?t there a better role model for the young women of RhyDin than The Other Woman Lain??? What, was even Lil? Miss Anger Management Jewell unavailable for the gig???

We hear that the dirty and dangerous Tareth was spotted in the Inn late into the night chatting with Amnesiac Tara. Amnesiac Tara seemed awfully keen on the big lug? as she is with all men. Tareth was quick to tell her that he?s a taken man these days. It seems he and DoD-er Charlie are still going strong! We hear that Amnesiac Tara was all sorts of anxious to hear about Tareth and his HOTTIE sister, MILF Caedia. Who would have guessed that those three know each other???


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May 2, 2008

Overheard Around Town!

- ?Listen, man. Don?t be all bitter because your shirt shows that you?re pushing a B-cup. I?m not the one who dressed you. ? The Diamond SMOKIN? Sartan to Cute Single Dad Bane.

- ??Why thank you. I?m careful to keep it groomed, and ever stylish.? Deadbeat Dad Alex when complimented on his pretty hair. As insane as he is, part of us has to admit that we love D.D. Alex.

- ?I?m the kinda guy women love to hate! They hate me, and then they love me!? Or so claims Brale Brother Baker!

- ?I don?t understand what?s so hard to follow with us! BoozeBoozeInsultBoozeSex! That?s it!? Another deep thought from DoD-er Eve.

- ?You do need to be careful, though, Nova. If you shelter her too much, she?ll run off with a biker and pierce her naval and tattoo Bubba on her boobs.? Big Britches Erin warning SPEEDSTER Nova why he shouldn?t be too over protective of his daughter. Doesn?t it sound as if she?s speaking from experience???

- ? I wore heels once. I was busting a buddy outta jail.? Are we the only ones dying to know the rest of Brale Brother Baker?s story?

- ?I wonder if there?s enough room for Sartan?s ego and Bran?s tail in that ring.? Soerl on a match in the Outback between The Diamond SMOKIN? Sartan and Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran.

- ?Nice to meet you, Brian. Did we have intercourse?? So asked Tara. Only in RhyDin.

- ?Name?s P?Imp. I?m the Overlord. Wanna see my sword?? The Imp hitting on a new, unsuspecting young woman.

- ?If you need help, Rena, I?m here! And maybe a test of how long a sugar high can last.? So said RAT-tastic Napoleon while clutching a box of sweets!

May 3, 2008

SPOTTED Monday!

We are now proud to present your TWENTY-FIFTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled ?

SPOTTED:

- Frat Boy Dean expressing frustration over Frat Boy Tristen?s heartbreak over TRASH-tastic Jade seeing other men. It seems that relationship is over before it even began. Frat Boy Dean didn?t see the big deal as he could always get a new ?chew toy?. Classy. We wonder if he feels that Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy can be replaced as easily???

- Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade being cornered in a booth by Charlotte! OMG! OMG! OMG! After all that Dakota put Charlotte through, she can?t be happy that her dear friend Jade is now dating her ex. They kept their conversation low so we have no details. We would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that one!

- Brian and his lovely wife Jenai seen spending some quality time together outside the house! It?s good that these two are back in town. Not only are they delicious but they?re also completely unpredictable! Love it! And we love that their marriage still seems to be going strong!

- Trinala telling Awesome Alain that she is currently dating one of his employees and later attempting to convince him to attend Beltane. He didn?t seem all that convinced. Can you even imagine Awesome Alain at Beltane??? Dark, dangerous, and handsome? Check, check, check. Festive, merry, and light? Most certainly not!

- Crazy Train Tara charming the menfolk! It seems time away from RhyDin hasn?t put any rust on her seduction techniques. She was overheard offering her?. er, services to Awesome Alain, Grem, and Psycho Skid. Grem was the only one who seemed quite against the idea! We feel there is some back story between the pair that we would love to know!

- SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee telling Frat Boy Quinn that he seems ?easy to domesticate? when he told her of his dislike for commitment! We?d love to see SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee break one of those frat boys in, wouldn?t you???

- Monica gushing to PAARTY Girl Atalanta who was tending bar about the many wonderful attributes of PAARTY Girl Chase! NOOOOOO! This girl is a goner! We hear that she?s quite the fan of Chase?s music and while we must admit that Chase is quite the musician, she?s just a GIANT mess! Mamas, don?t let your little girls grow up to be rock stars!

- Krazy Kitty gearing up to send us for a swim! No joke! It seems that she was overheard telling Eless just how much she?s looking forward to seeing us in the dunking booth for the Saturday Beltane festival! Well, it all goes to a good cause, right? We sure hope she?s planning on taking a turn in the seat of honor once our tour of duty is up! Wouldn?t the citizens of RhyDin like to see that???

- Therapist Chryrie hauling off and SLAPPING Psycho Skid for kissing her! That boy?s got some big ones! What makes us wonder even more for his sanity is that he actually seemed to enjoy the slap! He is definitely the interesting sort.

- Crazy Train Tara kissing Anubis! Good Lord! What is WRONG with that girl??? Isn?t it Krazy Kitty?s job to keep her in check??? Her fawning over him didn?t end there! She delivered him drinks and massaged his shoulders. We?re shocked that there are women that will do this by choice!

- Lord Brutin and Baker sharing a table together! Certainly an oddity in and of itself but to make matters even more curious (and amusing) the pair were discussing how one finds a good slave girl. They were joined by DoD-er Eve who only made the entire thing even more of a giant belly laugh! We almost feel badly for poor Lord Brutin for being subjected to those two!

May 3, 2008

Retractable Fangs Tuesday!

The Red Dragon Inn seemed almost a depressing place early Tuesday night! It seems that TRASH-tastic Jade was actually feeling a bit guilty over hurting Frat Boy Tristen! Jade??? Guilty??? You?re kidding us! While throwing down drinks to wash her guilt away, she took no heed to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee?s excellent advice to live and let live. In fact, the pair exchanged a few harsh words as SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee tried to snap the TRASH-tastic One out of her self-pity!

We just don?t like this Frat Boy Quinn and we certainly don?t like him spending time with Booze Sis Hina! Despite her connections with the other Booze Sisters, Hina?s actually got a bit of class?. or did until she started spending massive amounts of time with this boozing, commitment-ducking frat boy! She was seen throwing back shots of hard liquor in an attempt to ?catch up? with him after joining him in one of his alcohol fests a bit late. In fact, we hear it was Hina who paid Amber for the frat boys drinks! Come on, Hina! Really, you can do better!

The lovely S?jira was seen in her usual quiet manner in the Inn. However, we hear that she appeared a bit concern. She had a quiet conversation with Eless that seemed to put her mind at ease somewhat. We also hear that the ladies discussed the break-up between Eless and Wil. Word on the street is that Eless might be just a wee bit bitter about how quickly Bad Boy Wil was able to move on! We suppose tigers can never change their stripes. We had hoped we were wrong about his inability to turn over a new leaf.

Have we mentioned lately just how afraid of Alysia we are??? Yes??? Well, we?re going to do it again. The woman is HAWT but SCARY!!! She was overheard telling several patrons of a fantastic cosmetic surgery she had which gives her retractable fangs. Oh, Lord! She evidently loves the ability to be able to thoroughly throw vampire hunters off their game. Uh, yeah, and on that note, Alysia is fabulously beautiful, classy, and an all-around good person. Think that?s enough to keep us on her good side???

Therapist Chryrie evidently has been telling people that she?s in need of a vacation from this town! What a bummer! She certainly hasn?t seemed happy as of late. Rumor is that her problems may stem back to the failure of her marriage. That?s enough to put anyone in a bit of a slump! We think she needs a tropical paradise vacation where she will be catered to by HAWT cabana boys! After that, she?ll be right back to her old form!

Later in the night Brale Brother Baker was overheard announcing that the new official RhyDin greeting with be the ?Ass Pat?. DoD-er Eve was quite delighted with his proclamation while the rest of the patrons seemed amused but not too enthusiastic. Interestingly enough, it seems that Lord Brutin gets quite a kick out of the Inn?s biggest boozing couple! He was seen actually grinning when Eve referred to slaves as ?freedomly challenged?. Well, at least they amuse him! We?d be quite sad if they annoyed him to the point of killing them!

May 3, 2008

The Wedding of Sianna Fraiser and Johnny Smith

?So we know what you?re all wondering ? were we able to sneak a source into the highly anticipated wedding between Sianna Fraiser and Johnny Smith??? Abso-freaking-lutely! And, let us tell you, it was all that we?ve been waiting for AND MORE! The road to the Southern Glen where the ceremony was held was scattered with lanterns on shepherd?s hooks and tied to each post was a cluster of white flowers tied together with a blue ribbon. That coupled with the fairy lights scattered throughout the trees created such a stunning look!

The guests were some of RhyDin?s most upstanding and interesting citizens!

Brian and Jenai Ravenlock were both there and, man, did they look spiffy! Brian was cleanly shaven in a fashionably suit while his wife looked absolutely stunning in a silk lilac dress! It?s almost unreal how good she looks having given birth to twins so recently. Way to go, Jenai!

The DIVINE Mrs Storm arrived in carriage with her husband Yummy Ewan looking like the absolutely adorable pregnant woman we knew she would be! She was dressed in a floral, ankle-length dress that accented her growing belly. Yummy Ewan also had his mother with them. We should have guessed him to be a mama?s boy! Not that there?s anything wrong with that! We?re definitely a mama?s boy! The trio was joined by the always stunning Sylvia who is rumored to be having a relationship with a Fraiser of her own in Sianna?s brother, Hudson!

Even PAARTY Girl Chase appeared quite?. lovely and demure! We?re not sure what was wrong with her. In fact, she may have even been (dare we say it?) SOBER! She looked quite lovely in a white flowing skirt paired with a fitted white jacket. Fashionable and slightly edgy enough to pull off wearing white to a wedding while still appearing appropriate. Good for her! Even a stopped clock is correct twice a day, right?

We mentioned just how gorgeous S?jira looked when she was leaving the Inn for the wedding in an earlier blog. Well, she looked no less stunning when Head Pussy Panther escorted her to her seat! Head Pussy Panther needs to put the wedding rumors to rest and FINALLY pop the question to that beauty! Can you only imagine what a stunning bride she?ll make???

Smoooooth Cowboy Jake left his usual denim-clad fillies at home and instead was seen in the company of DoD-er Rena. Even DoD-er Rena managed to scrap her usual duds for a stunning sleeveless red dress! She should definitely wear that color more often. It made her skin glow fantastically. It?s too bad Boy Toy Aaron couldn?t make it! He really missed out. Shylah and Guthorm were also present! We hear that the Norse beauty gave the man quite the stern look for trying to sneak in a bit on the late side.

Are we the only ones that find Lil? Boy Blue Locke just tooooo suave for words! We have a feeling that PAARTY Girl Atalanta may agree! In an the elegance of a simple black tuxedo, Locke escorted the lovely Atalanta to the event. His effortless style seems to be rubbing off on her! The party dress she had on was utterly amazing! We MUST know the designer. It was a fun, flouncy knee length white number with a black floral pattern and cinched to accent her envy-inducing waist with a black ribbon. Very stylish couple indeed!

We are absolutely dying to know who that man was whom Wyh Not entered with! She looked delicious in a simple yet elegant strapless royal blue gown overlaid with silver snowflake sprinkled chiffon. Edible! He was quite the hunk himself. We gathered that his name is Ciaran and he is quite the suave looking bachelor! We do hope that Wyh Not has found herself a delectable little boy toy! She so deserves it!

What is it about men in kilts that causes a woman?s heart to skip a beat? Peredhil and Johnny certainly didn?t disappoint in that respect! The pair looked downright dashing in their jackets and kilts as they waited the ladies. We hear that Johnny only had eyes for the end of the aisle, looking for his bride! How sweet!

Juliane and Ballerina Katarina served as lovely bridesmaids in dresses of a soft blue that definitely emphasized the women?s lovely physiques. We hear that a smile appeared on Jolyon?s face as he caught sight of the women. Yet, as usual, we are at a total loss as to which woman caught his fancy! Jolyon, Peredhil, and the Smith girls shall be the death of us!

Johnny?s face nearly broke in two with the stunning smile that erupted on his face as he spied his lovely bride, Sianna, on Hudson?s arm walking down the center aisle. We hear that she was sung a beautiful song about their love as she glided towards the altar! Her dress was utterly AMAZING! The fitted dress of a pure white lace clung to her bust before bursting forward in a lovely flow of silk at her knees. A demure half veil covered her face just enough to entice without being over powering and distracting. Very simple, very becoming.

Before family, friends, and a preacher, the pair exchanged some lovingly worded vows before the party departed. We hear that the reception was held the following morning in the Glen which had been transformed again in a vibrant celebration of spring! The same group of close family and friends gathered to toast the happy couple and wish them the best!

?.which is a hope that we share! Congratulations, Sianna and Johnny! It?s been a long time coming and we are so happy for you both!

May 5, 2008

Girl Talk Friday!

Girl talk, girl talk, girl talk! How we love girl talk! The trashier, the better! Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade and Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy engaged in a good dose of that Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn. The girls were overheard dishing about Dakota and it seems that TRASH-tastic Jade is quite taken by him. Despite her many relationships, we really haven?t heard of TRASH-tastic Jade doing a lot of gushing about her men in public so we?re almost interested to see where this leads!

It seems that Caitlin never made it to Beltane Friday night! Juuuust as she was walking down the stairs in a gorgeous mid-thigh yellow dress, she found the man she?d been looking for ? Aaric! He seemed absolutely thrilled to hear the news that she is staying in RhyDin! As are we! He scooped her up to take her to a more private location for a more intimate chat. LOVE IT!

Playboy Demon Damien and his ?sister? Booze Sis Hina were seen having a tense and awkward conversation in the Inn. When the Inn began to fill with those returning from the Beltane festivities, the pair decided to move their conversation elsewhere. After EVERYTHING that?s happened, we wonder what these two still have to talk about!

We hear that Bree was seen trying to separate Psycho Skid and Stitch who were having it out over some unknown matter. The pair of so-called friends were seen hollering at one another as well as shoving and pushing! What an odd pair of birds those two are! Bree lost interested and headed elsewhere until cooler heads prevailed. We?re telling you, that?s one smart chick!

May 10, 2008

Beltane - Day Two!

After welcoming in spring at the events the night before, the second day of Beltane festivities was just as fabulous as the first! There was picnicking in the Glen, flower picking throughout the city and countryside, storytellers, musicians, and so much more! The evenings events were grand in and of themselves and it didn?t seem that there were many in the city that missed out in joining in! Even yours truly spent some time at the great affair!

Amber was seen manning one of the many games in which proceeds went to charity! Many of the city?s finest tried their hand at striking the mallet to see just how strong they were! We?re adamant that Amber is one of the GREATEST quiet beauties in this city. Love, love, love that girl!

We spent time in the seat of honor on the dunking booth and there was no short supply of people wanting to drop us into the watery depths below! Thankfully, Taneth was NOT one of these! She was there but was only interested in giving us a biiiiig hug. That girl gives GREEEEAAAT hugs by the way! We had her attention until she spotted Brian wandering through and was instantly excited to see him. We suppose we can?t fault her for that. Brian is one lovely piece of man meat even if he did need Jenai to kiss his ball for luck in order to dunk us!

May Queen Trinala also gave us a hug but couldn?t miss out on dunking us as well! No hard feelings, though. She made sure we had a towel at the end of the night and we even had a very fun discussion over pancakes later in the evening! She definitely made one heck of a May Queen! Her Green Man wasn?t in tow Saturday night but her boyfriend, Silas, was! This seems to be a relatively new relationship but he does make the May Queen quuuuuite happy!

There?s been quite a few rumors about the state of last year?s May Queen Amthy?s relationship with last year?s Green Man Hawk. He?s been seen spending a good deal of time with Therapist Chryrie lately. However, Amthy and Hawk seemed quite close as they wandered through the streets of the market Saturday night enjoying the Beltane festivities! These two are definitely an interesting pair and if they are indeed still together we?re dying to know why Hawk hasn?t popped the question yet! We were so expecting a Beltane wedding from the pair!

Amthy was thrilled to be there with Hawk but even more thrilled to run into her dear friend, Crazy Train Tara! We hear that Crazy Train Tara wanted to corner us for some reason or another. We shudder to think! Unfortunately (or fortunately?) we were stuck in the dunking tank weeeeell into the evening and if there is one thing that Crazy Train Tara doesn?t have, it?s patience! Another time, another time.

It seems that Luscious Lydia and Cute Single Dad Bane are not, in fact, attached at the hip as we were beginning to suspect! The Luscious Lydia half of Lydibane was seen joking with DoD-er Rena and friends while they watched people test their strength! In fact, we haven?t seen Lydibane together in a while. We wonder if everything is still hunky dandy on that front!

PAARTY Girl Chase was super eager to send us for a swim and, after a couple tries (with all the alcohol that was probably in her system, we?re still wondering just how many targets she saw), she was successful! She let out quite the whoop of celebration. Nice to know we can make people happy! Psycho Skiddie and Bree weren?t too far behind her in the line. Although, Psycho Skid took much delight in sending us for a dip, Bree agreed to not dunk us in exchange for a cool nickname. We?ve decided on Banana Rama Bree because, well, she?s bananas but in a funky, fun sort of way! Banana Rama Bree it is!

The Gov MAN-tastic Matt was seen wandering through the crowds and socializing with his people! He, of course, had the lovely DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy on his arm who looked stunning in a green silk dress. The pair seemed quite lovey dovey as usual! They were even spied dancing and, surprisingly enough, MAN-tastic Matt is an awfully good dancer!

Twin Spice and Awesome Alain were both in the general vicinity and he was caught stealing a kiss after Twin Spice was done overseeing us serving out our sentence in the dunking tank. Yet, we hear that she also stole a couple furtive glances towards Tiny Tucker who was serving drinks nearby while Awesome Alain had a wandering eye as well. We?re still not quite sure what to think about all this! We do know that we?re slightly worried that we haven?t seen Tiny Tucker and Doc Eva together in some time!

We actually heard S?jira laugh out loud! And, we have to admit, we feel a bit of pride for being the cause of her laughter! Shockingly enough, S?jira has a bit of spitfire to her and was one of the last to line up to dunk us. She seemed quite pleased with herself to drop us and even though we were cold and wet we certainly can?t fault her. She?s absolutely adorable! Interestingly enough, the final thrower is S?jira?s complete opposite in the class department ? TRASH-tastic Jade! We have to admit the night wouldn?t have been complete without being dunked by the TRASH-tastic One. She was demanding a new nickname but we will never budge!

After we had fully served out our sentence, we had the pleasure of making the acquaintance of the lovely Caitlin (who looked stunning in a flouncy yellow dress, by the by) and her man Aaric! It seems the pair are indeed back together and are thoroughly into one another! She was such a sweetheart and we are so pleased that things are turning out well for this couple. They certainly seem to deserve it!

The former Gov Krazy Kitty took over as the dunking booth?s victim once we were shown some mercy! We hear that she was definitely giving the crowd a show by wearing a WHITE t-shirt and short shorts! We cannot BELIEVE we missed that. Only in RhyDin would this woman be considered governor material! We do adore her so, though!

So the spring festivities are over until next year and, while we must admit that makes us a bit sad, we are thrilled to find out what the warm months of this year have in store for this crazy city!

May 11, 2008

Delicious Old Pervert Sunday!

We just KNEW Venom Vinny wouldn?t wait long before jumping right back into the dating game! He didn?t let a wedding band stop him from playing the game so did you really think he?d let a little heart break??? We hear the woman goes just by D but we don?t know a whole lot about her. She?s definitely the pretty sort ? porcelain skin, dark hair, dark eyes, nice body. The pair were seen talking in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night but we?re not sure how serious to take this. We?ve got a feeling that Venom Vinny needs to spend some time sowing his wild oats!

Wow. Luscious Lydia is STILL trying to get rid of potatoes! Exactly what did she do??? She dropped some off at the Inn and was overheard attempting to convince Soerl to pick some up for his wife. Head Pussy Panther seemed a bit confused by the amount of potatoes she had left but before he could get too many details, his lovely S?jira showed up to distract him. She shared a meal and quiet conversation with her man. So adorable!

Teen Terror Alex waltzed her way back into the Inn for the first time in faaaaar too long! Man, how we missed her drama! Frenchie AJ and The Bum Philippe were hot on her little heels! Wouldn?t you keep hot on that little hellion?s heels if you were responsible for her? The girl is a mess and we love it! It was so good to see all three of them in the Inn. We hear that AJ?s been taking it easy with her pregnancy. Good for her!

Crazy Train Tara was overheard telling SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee that she loved her as a sort of mother figure! OMG, girl is batty! We have a feeling that SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee isn?t too keen being seen as anyone?s mother! Crazy Train Tara was quite upset when SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee refused to hug her but was mollified by SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee?s offer to give her a portrait instead of a hug. Lordy, lordy.

So it seems that the Great Doc Eva mystery is solved! She was spotted in the bar having drinks with Izira and keeping a very low profile. Our sources believe that she may have been spotting some nasty bruising on part of her face but evidently she was doing her best to keep it hidden. What a shame! We sure hope that she?s okay! And we?re still wondering what the status of her relationship with Tiny Tucker is!

Krazy Kitty was stunned (and she wasn?t the only one) to spot DoD-er Rena wearing a dress in the Inn Sunday night for no apparent reason! DoD-er Rena definitely looked HAWT! DoD-er Rena reassured Krazy Kitty that she wouldn?t be making a habit of it and she?d be back in jeans the next day. We?re curious about what?s up with DoD-er Rena. We haven?t seen her boy toy in some time and she?s been looking pretty stellar the last couple of days. Could there be a new man that she?s trying to impress?

Grem seemed a bit preoccupied but he?s at least trying to test the waters it seems! He was seen chatting with Monica about his homeland which it appears Monica is from as well. Monica seemed definitely interested in the conversation while Grem seemed a tad bit detached. We wonder if he?s ever fully gotten over Luscious Lydia!

Lucky Lucien got stuck behind the bar working for all the lovely ladies who needed drinks. He didn?t seem to mind too much?. until he became the target of a drunk?s ire. He quickly defused the situation, though, and suggested that the man concentrate on his drink! We HEART Lucky Lucien ? a gentleman but with just enough toughness to make him smoking HAWT!

Wearing his ?Property of Des? apron, Gav took over for Lucky Lucien behind the bar for the late shift! The room certainly was hopping late into the night. There was lots of drinking and chatting but not a whole lot of gossip to report other than a Cieara sighting! She was seen keeping company with her father, Lucius, and Crazy Train Tara. We wonder what sort of trouble she?s been up to because she?s definitely been keeping her appearances scarce as of late!

Luscious Lydia didn?t keep her potato give away to the Inn! We hear that she was also down in the Annex for Fight Night attempting to give away the load! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was her unsuspecting victim and we have a feeling that DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy and the Gov MAN-tastic Matt will soon be coming into more potatoes than they can ever eat. Really, what in the world did Luscious Lydia do in that garden of hers??? The pair took their conversation into a ring much to DoD-er Koy?s delight!

Crazy Train Tara was also seen in the Annex catching up on some girl talk with Wyh Not! We?d love, love, love to know what that chat was about! We would assume with all Tara?s furtive glances towards Anubis, it was about the icky slaver. We sure hope that Wyh Not knocked some sense into her friend?s head! The pair cheered on some of their favorite from the sidelines, including Tass who stole good luck kisses from the ladies before he entered the ring. He?s such a delicious old pervert!

May 11, 2008

On-Again/Off-Again Tuesday!

Our sources were eager to report back to us that Davarin seems to be back in RhyDin once again! He was seen hanging out with his lovely on-again/off-again girl, Kacey in the Red Dragon Inn on Tuesday night! Although Kacey briefly pretended not to be head-over-heels excited that he was back in town, the couple quickly reverted to their cuddling ways. These two should just get married and get it over with! They just keep on coming back to one another!

The Gov MAN-tastic Matt was seen talking business quietly with a newcomer to town that has been overheard asking about the Gov?s policies in recent days. It seems that the topic of conversation was the city?s security. RhyDin?s security! What a oxymoron! MAN-tastic Matt has seem very keen on the idea of organizing the city?s forces better, however. Perhaps he will put a dent in crime after all. This is RhyDin, though, so we?re not holding our breath!

Krazy Kitty is still fielding questions about when exactly she?ll tie the knot with Tass! She sticks to the same answer ? they?re already mates and are not in any rush. We?re not so sure these two will EVER get married! Or perhaps one day ten years down the road, they?ll just show up having suddenly and without any warning eloped. We think Krazy Kitty actually enjoys stringing this city along!

May 11, 2008

Easy Access Thursday!

Oh my, oh my! Crazy Train Tara was in the Red Dragon Inn Thursday upset about there being someone out to get her. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee attempted to convince her she was safe but, as usual, there was no telling C.T. Tara anything! The only time she was side tracked from her fear were during the periods of time she was admiring her ?pretty? feet in her fluffy kitten heeled slippers. She leaves us feeling soooo confused!

Later into the night she was spotted playing tonsil hockey with Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert in the middle of the Inn! Ugh! Ew! Where is Lil? Miss Anger Management Jewell??? This girl needs therapy STAT! ?.And a good scrubbing to disinfect her!

We hear that there?s a rumor that Smooooth Cowboy Jake?s horse spent Wednesday night tied to the post at the Inn! By Thursday night, he was discovered by DoD-er Rena and Doc Eva who were quite concerned that he?d leave his horse over night. Whatever, ladies! Jake left his old nag to go play with some young filly! Give him a couple of days and he?ll roll on back into town satisfied and exhausted!

Down in the Inn?s basement Arena, one of our sources actually overheard P-Imp accusing G?naughty G?nort of sexual harassment in the workplace?.. towards the P-Imp! Are you kidding us??? As bad as G?naughty G?nort is, he has ABSOLUTELY nothing on P-Imp! We?re still just shocked and amazed by the sheer number of hot, nubile, young women that P-Imp has had his grubby little mitts on! Yet he still has a job! We?re starting to wonder if there is ANYTHING at all that one can do to get fired as a caller in the Arena.

It seems that things are still working out well for Baroness of Dockside Lil? Black Book Jaycy and her alleged future baby?s daddy, Leo. She was spotted in the Arena congratulating him on his Madness win which puts Leo as one of the Final Four! We still say this relationship has no staying power. The real reason that L.B.B. Jaycy prefers Dockside is that it gives her easy access to all the sailors, looking for an easy score after months and months at sea!

Also making his way into the Final Four of the MADNESS competition on Thursday was young gun, Joex! Joex took down the much more experienced SMOKIN? Sartan in a closely fought match. However, SMOKIN? Sartan didn?t have a whole lot left to fight for. His main reason for entering the tournament was to keep a lower ranked duelist from gaining control of the Overlord title. At this point, all that remains are warlords so SMOKIN? Sartan can leave the tournament comfortable that his mission has been accomplished!

He was seen a bit later talking with Hottie Hodge. It seems Hodge is a wee bit worried that Rix?s recent absence might just be because he?s avoiding her! Sartan didn?t do much to dispel that fear! It?s okay, girl! You can do better! Buck up!

May 14, 2008

A Storming Doc Saturday!

Huh. It had been a typical night in the Red Dragon Inn Saturday night. Therapist Chryrie was chatting with Den Mama Sid about Krazy Kitty?s antics while Den Mama Sid tended bar and her main squeeze Scottie listened to Miss Mercy spin some tall tales! But then things got a bit?. odd. Sid went to the loo and Scottie, who appeared a bit disturbed, followed her in! There was some thudding and raised voices and then the pair came out drenched and laughing! ?.er, we don?t even want to hazard a guess on that one. We?re just reporting!

We hear that Caitlin has THANKFULLY reconsidered her decision to move in with Ethan! Yay?. right??? WRONG! Instead, she?s moving in with Aaric!!! NOOOOO! Come on, kids! Take it slow. Get to know each other. Go on dates. Don?t just jump right into the moving in together thing! Le sigh. We need to start a home for young, naive women like this! We?d show them the path towards lasting relationships and respectability!

Evidently SMASHIN? Issy was politely telling a young fan that she could not go with them on patrols of the city. Those Scath-babes sure have a following among the impressionable preteen girls of the city! We?re not sure if that?s encouraging or frightening. We?re leaning towards the latter! The girls pleas were adorable, though! Poor SMASHIN? Issy! Can?t even get a drink in the Inn in peace! However, maybe that?s the last place in the city one should expect to get a drink in peace.

Taneth has been spotted several times over the last week, including Saturday night, acting quite odd?. at least for her. Our lovely little fruit vendor was seen offering food to the patrons of the Inn which isn?t odd in and of itself but her behavior was just off! Instead of the bouncing, peppy woman that everyone is used to seeing, it seems that this Taneth is quiet, subdued, and very still! She almost has us worried!

Twin Spice and Tiny Tucker were spotted hanging out together in the Inn?s basement Arena! While we REALLY think Tucker?s much more up this naughty girl?s alley, we here she was busy talking about the dinner date she?d just had with Awesome Alain to celebrate his birthday! Still color us SHOCKED that Twin Spice and Awesome Alain are a couple. Just plain odd. We hear that Warrior Pixie Trinala orchestrated a run-in between Mini-Franker Cor and Twin Spice, saying that the pair needed to kiss. The pair used to date but things seemed quite awkward. Poor Trinala had no clue!

As for Tiny Tucker, his night didn?t go so hot AT ALL! AND IT WAS KILLER!!! The hunky tender had been nursing a drink and watching the duels when Doc Eva came STORMING through the door! And when we say STORMING, we mean raging, insanely angry, cursing, and shouting! It was shocking to say the least coming from Doc Eva! Tiny Tucker seemed adamant but kept his tone hushed. Doc Eva most certainly did NOT! Unfortunately, our sources couldn?t piece together enough from her end of the conversation to figure out what was up. However, the conversation didn?t last long! She was seen stomping out of the Arena shortly after. Niiiiiice!

In some MAJOR dueling news, our sources report back to use that the legendary former Overlord Dalamar was spotted in the Arena Saturday night! No freaking way!!! This is the very same Dalamar that has a bracket named after him in the Madness Tournament. His old friends ? SPEEDSTER Nova, SMOKIN? Sartan, and CHUNKY Rix ? were more than a little shocked to see him. In fact, SPEEDSTER Nova was so shocked that he allowed Dalamar to convince him to hop in a ring!!! What a great surprise!

May 16, 2008

Coooome Get Us Sunday!

It?s nice to see that AJ and Teen Terror Alex seem to be getting along these days! The pair were in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night discussing a shopping trip for baby clothes once the baby?s gender is known. As soon as AJ walked out the door, Teen Terror Alex was up to her old tricks!!! She was seen getting her flirt on with Aaric and he certainly wasn?t all that inclined to turn down the attention. Iiiiiinteresting!

As if the Teen Terror Alex wasn?t enough for him, he was later seen chatting with Batty Kazzy! We hear she was even overheard calling him ?Stallion?! Gag us now! Could Aaric be having second thoughts about moving in with Caitlin??? We sure hope so. It?s way too soon!

Awesome Alain didn?t seem so happy with his new girlfriend, Twin Spice, Sunday night when the pair were spotted together at the bar! She seemed to have been in quite the brawl and was seen bruised and sporting a busted bottom lip. The conversation was hushed but tense and eventually Awesome Alain was seen escorting her on out of the Inn! Trouble in paradise already??? We?re telling you ? two naughty flirts do NOT make a good couple!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and Crazy Train Tara were busy teaching some new guy whose name we didn?t quite catch about how to have fun! Now the idea of SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and Crazy Train Tara teaching anybody anything is a bit frightening?. but how to have fun??? Can you only imagine just how insane their version of fun might get??? Really, these two should be banned from being within a hundred yards of one another! It?s more trouble than even the Inn can take!

Was that Sylvia chatting up Venom Vinny about the duels??? Curious, no??? Who would imagine those two would have anything in common??? We know that Venom Vinny is on the hunt! We wonder if he?s sizing up Sylvia as his next great conquest! If so, he?s going to have to get up extra early in the morning because Sylvia?s definitely a step above his usual victims in the class department.

We hear that Chief Mischief Maker Eless was overheard discussing with DoD-er Rena the possibility of luring us in using May Queen Trinala and then tying us up and sticking us under her desk! OMG! She really is a naughty, naughty girl! We?re yours for the taking, C.M.M. Eless! Coooooome and get us!

Speaking of the pint size trouble maker, Warrior Princess Trinala was seen in the Annex for Fight Night harassing?. er, we mean talking to Hunky Carpenter Glenn! Hunky Carpenter Glenn seemed a wee bit out of it and even Luscious Lydia interceding to help him understand W.P. Trinala didn?t seem to help all that much. Does the pixie confuse the carpenter that much??? Or was Hunky Carpenter Glenn just thoroughly distracted by something??? He even seemed somewhat brisk and short when Luscious Lydia introduced him to DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy!!! So not like Hunky Carpenter Glenn! We?re dying to know what?s up with that!

Luscious Lydia and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy had quite the lengthy and quiet conversation after Hunky Carpenter Glenn stepped away! We have the distinct feeling there was a lot of GIRL TALK going on there! Oh, how we HEART girl talk! They should so remember to ask us to the party next time so we can participate!

May 17, 2008

Married on a Tuesday!

Luscious Lydia was seen in the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night looking prepared for the Talon of Redwin Tournament later that night! She looked almost fierce in her pale blue dress complete with a fighting staff and leather armor, including bracers and shin guards. Grem seemed a bit confused when he spotted her. We wonder if he?d even recognize the tough Lydia that?s been getting her groove on in the dueling rings as of late! She didn?t stick around long.

Shortly after arriving, she was seen slipping down the stairs with Warrior Princess Trinala who was also entered in the tournament. W.P. Trinala got a good luck kiss from her man, Silas, but it seems that he just wasn?t comfortable enough with the idea of watching his girlfriend bleed to accompany her. We don?t blame him! That?s got to be unsettling!

Grem certainly keeps company with a rotating bevel of beauties! Yet, he never seems all that interested in any one of them. He was seen hanging out with PAARTY Girl Atalanta Tuesday night. The pair chatted quietly and Atalanta was overheard saying that she likes whiskey. Oh, wow! WHAT A SHOCKER!!!! Didn?t we all figure out just how much she and Chase like alcohol MONTHS ago??? We?re sure that doesn?t comes as a surprise to anyone.

Jolyon is a bit of an odd bird, no? Interesting but odd. He was seen chatting with Mrs. DIVINE Storm and the lovely Sylvia at a table. It seems that the archaeologist is focusing his studies in RhyDin on the children born here. What a crazy topic that must be to study! Can you even imagine having to spend time with Lil? Miss Anger Management Jewell?s children for any length of time??? We think Jolyon should stick with his winery business and leave the child management to the more insane among us!

It?s been a while since Peredhil was seen in the Inn but he was indeed Tuesday night! He sat and had a drink with an antsy male friend who seemed more interested in getting out of there rather than enjoying his drink. Peredhil wouldn?t be rushed, though. We wonder exactly who he was hoping to run into. Could it be Piper? Maybe one of the Smith girls? His friend wasn?t nearly as restless once Miss Mercy joined their table. We think that Peredhil?s friend may have had a bit of a crush!

We may have gotten our answer as to whom Peredhil may have been hoping to run into later into the evening! He was seen in a booth having a pretty intimate conversation with the lovely Juliane! Could it be that he waited until Johnny was out of town on his honeymoon to make a move on his sister?!?! How FANTASTIC would that be!!! Alas, we cannot break that major news. The pair talked quietly into the night with no real signs of what the discussion might have been about. Major bummer!

So evidently Crazy Train Tara got a wedding proposition last night?. and it wasn?t from Mini-Franker Cor. Evidently, some servant of a prince proposed to Tara on behalf of the prince. WHAT?!?! Are you confused yet? We surely are! The GIGANTIC ruby she was offered as a sign of this engagement was evidently ?drawn from the beating heart of the Fae-Queen?. Uh?. how romantic. Reduced to tears, Crazy Train Tara accepted the insane proposal!

Daniel was also at the bar, throwing back drinks and being thoroughly amused by the proposal. He makes being naughty look soooo fine! His father, Lucius, was NOT nearly as amused when C.T. Tara introduced him to her hubby-to-be, a Prince Vasaris. Our sources feared blood shed for a split second but none came and the prince?s servant married the pair on the spot!!! And, that is that, Crazy Train Tara is married for a fiftieth time! We wonder how Mini-Franker Cor and Anubis feel about that!

May 17, 2008

Talon of Redwin Tournament!

The Talon of Redwin Tournament, in honor of the GREAT former Overlord Siera Redwin, is the perfect time to witness some of the Arena?s hottest new talent go head-to-head! To make it even better the tournament is sponsored by Red Orc Brewery which makes Badsider Brew! The Arena?s hottest young talent dueling their hearts out + the title holders watching for their new competition + Badsiders flowing freely = an excellent night of drama!

We find it slightly amusing that while Crazy Train Tara was upstairs getting married, Anubis was down in the Annex watching the tournament! It?s all the more amusing because Anubis constantly degrades the tournament! Perhaps he should have skipped it if he finds it so horribly boring and paid a little closer attention to C.T. Tara?. or perhaps he isn?t that into C.T. Tara. Anubis is supposedly married, after all! We have a feeling there?s a lot more drama buried in this.

Venom Vinny was really unhappy during his match against The Gov MAN-tastic Matt! Evidently, while ahead by several points, the Pathfinder opal assisted Matt in avoiding Venom Vinny?s attack. Venom Vinny rightly said that if he wasn?t allowed to us his magic in the swords? rings then Matt should not be allowed to use Pathfinder. MAN-tastic Matt said that he had no control over the opal and Venom Vinny scoffed at his inability to control Pathfinder. MAJOR! We hate to agree with Venom Vinny but?. he?s RIGHT! We don?t know what?s scarier that The Gov MAN-tastic Matt is using Pathfinder so blantantly in a ring or that he claims to have no control over the opal!

Luscious Lydia was raring to go for this tournament! She definitely seems to have taken a liking to the dueling rings. It?s hard to imagine that she?s come to enjoy such a violent sport! She made it past the first several rounds but in the end didn?t have what it took to bring down The Gov MAN-tastic Matt either. Things got REALLY odd after the match! MAN-tastic Matt was overheard telling Luscious Lydia to stay away from his wife!!! OMG!!! Luscious Lydia was definitely confused as to what she might have done to DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy. So are we! Insane!

MAN-tastic Matt?s anger seemed to be just what he needed to clench victory! Without much trouble at all, he sailed through the competition to claim the title of this cycle?s Talon of Redwin!

Congratulations, MAN-tastic Matt!

May 20, 2008

Dueling Trust Friday!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless seems to have no short supply of male companions these days! She was seen in the Red Dragon Inn Friday night chatting amicably with Jolyon! Maybe he?s not after a Smith girl after all! So many pretty lasses, so little time, right??? The pair discussed Jolyon?s background in anthropology and Jolyon was overheard commenting how monogamy is not a cultural norm in RhyDin. Ha! That?s putting it mildly!

C.M.M. Eless was later seen flirting it up with Antonio while he was tending bar! He?s lucky it was a pretty slow evening because he seemed thoroughly distracted by Elessaria?s?.. uh, charms. Who can blame her??? Certainly not the half of the male patrons of the Inn that seem quite interested in getting to know her better!

Tiny Tucker is blaming the bandaged hand he?s been seen with recently on a ?carpentry accident?. We so don?t buy it! Tiny Tucker doesn?t seem like the clumsy sort to us. We?re dying to know what?s going on! We also want to know what caused that GIGANTIC blow-up between him and Doc Eva! Come on, Tiny Tucker! Inquiring minds want to know!

It seems that dear sweet Maeve still has a crush on that troublemaker Ethan! The pair were seen spending some time together in the Inn. Our sources even report back that Maeve was seen helping him out of his vest! Wow. We definitely didn?t think things were moving in THAT direction between these two. We sure hope Maeve takes care this time! We don?t trust that Ethan as far as we can throw him!

We hear that Fiona and Alysia were seen in the Inn exchanging heated words! Their conversation was kept quiet so there?s no word about what the topic was about. Alysia did not look pleased, though! We certainly don?t like her like that! We hear that Therapist Chryrie got in on the action as well and she was anything BUT playing the role of mediator in this situation! She was throwing insults right back at Fiona. Poor Head Pussy Panther reminded them who?s house they were in but it didn?t seem to lessen the tensions! When even Guthorm refused to listen to Sylvia?s pleas to stay out of it and entered the fray, our sources deemed it an adequate moment to GET THE HELL OUT!!! We certainly don?t blame them! We hear that the matter ended in a serious fight but we have no details nor do we want them. This is something we?d like to stay faaaar away from!

Our sources bailed down into the Inn?s basement Arena and, man, are we glad that they did! They were fortunate enough to catch two legendary duelists catching up! Former Overlords Xenograg and Dalamar discussed rising talents and old friends as they had drinks together. Now there?s the makings of a fine dueling trust for you! Dalamar was overhead mentioning the censure that remains on his record with disdain. We agree with him! Isn?t it time to remove that??? He?s a freaking legend, after all!!!

May 24, 2008

Rollie Pollie Sunday!

Wowzer!!! So much for dear Dakota, we suppose! TRASH-tastic Jade was getting her groove thing on with some unknown guy in the Red Dragon Inn early Sunday night! In fact, the pair were seen leaving together! We hear that Frat Boy Dean was in the room as well but did not even look her way. We wonder if he?s worried that Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade?s floozy ways are another thing that she and Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy have in common!

Crazy Train Tara and Lil? Miss Anger Management Jewell were spotted in the Inn discussing Forsaken Blades rule number one which is evidently ?Amthy is not to know that bad things exist in the world?. We?re actually encouraged that the girls have a bit of common sense and decency! We love Amthy just the way she is and hope she never changes! At least it seems that C.T. Tara and L.M.A.M. Jewell can manage to be good friends to her!

Lana greeted Chief Mischief Maker Eless as she came in for her shift and asked her how everything was going for her. C.M.M. Eless responded with ?better every day?! We wonder what that means! Certainly, she?s getting over her messy break-up with Bad Boy Will. We wonder if Antonio is helping her get over her heartache!!! Speaking of Antonio, he showed up not long after she started her shift and made a beeline for the bar. He joked with C.M.M Eless and the lovely Sylvia about needing a change of bedding but we?re wondering just how much reality was in that joke! He certainly seems to have eyes for C.M.M. Eless!

Gav was kept hopping behind the bar Sunday night! There were quite a few people getting a drink to forget that the week was coming in a few short hours! No SUUUUPER Des, unfortunately. We?re sad. It?s been far too long since we had a good SUUUUPER Des spotting. Bring back the Des, Gav!!!

Later into the evening, Crazy Train Tara was seen in the Annex during Fight Night to cheer Anubis on in his duel for the Madness Tournament! We hear that Lil? Miss Anger Management Jewell was right there with her. Doesn?t L.M.A.M. Jewell owe it to her friend to try to talk her out of this strange obsession with Anubis???

It was evidently a DoD-er night in the Annex as DoD-er Charlie, DoD-er Rena, and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy were all seen chatting at the bar! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was looking a bit thick around the midsection and the trio were talking in hushed tones! Could it be??? Could DoD-er Koy really be sporting a baby bump??? We certainly hope not as she?s been spotted in the rings quite a few times in recent months! Our sources have been unable to confirm the news up until this point and we hear that her reps at the Heavenly Boutique are remaining mum on the issue!

Baroness of Dockside/Lil? Black Book Jaycy was also in the Annex to cheer on her man, Leo. Unlike Anubis, Leo managed to move on into the next round of the tournament before joining Jaycy as she chatted with several of her old friends in Legendary Dalamar and CHUNKY Rix. We hear that Rix was complaining to Hottie Hodge about his nickname. He believes Ravishin? Rix is more appropriate. We disagree. We do like ROLLIE POLLIE Rix, though!

May 24, 2008

Dirty Dog Tuesday!

We hear that crazy girl Kazzy was planning the demise of someone or another Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn! She was overheard telling Grem and PAARTY Girl Atalanta that she wanted to trick someone in drinking toilet water from the Inn as there wouldn?t just be the gross factor but also a possibility of becoming pregnant. Ew! We really can?t even think about this for too long because it turns our stomach!

It seems the woman who invoked her ire was a young blonde named Lizzie and when she arrived Kazzy made a show of threatening Lizzie?s ?close friend? Daniel in order to get what she wanted. What did Kazzy want? A baseball bat evidently. We?re told she uses the bat for dueling. Maybe this Kazzy girl is a Graziano. Sure would explain a lot, huh???

Awesome Alain was seen at the bar a bit later into the night offering PAARTY Girl Atalanta a full time gig that would include a number of duties such as tending at his bar and doing a bit of housecleaning! OMG! Come on! You?re thinking it too! You know you are! Awesome Alain is dirty, dirty dog! Just how quickly do you think he?s going to have PAARTY Girl Atalanta scrubbing his floors in a French maid costume??? What we wouldn?t do for pictures of THAT!!! Better keep an eye on your girl, Lil? Boy Blue Locke!

Another night in the Inn equals another night of Antonio flirting it up with the ladies! Of course, Chief Mischief Maker Eless was among the bunch that also included the lovely Sylvia and Potter Piper! As a brawl erupted in the Inn, the ladies and their hunky companion decided to take a walk elsewhere. We?re still entirely convinced that there is some major chemistry between Antonio and C.M.M. Eless! We?re dyyyying to see where it leads!

We hear that Taneth was spotted in the Inn late into the night acting quite strangely! She was seen scowling at patrons and overheard muttering angrily to herself. Wowzers!!! We asked our sources several times if they were sure that it was her and they?ve sworn up and down that it was. She was even rude to Tass when he attempted to find out what was up, telling him to go away! We sure hope she?s okay!

May 25, 2008

Close to the Vest Thursday!

The newlyweds are back! Johnny was behind the bar tending early Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn and his new wife, Sianna, was there to keep him company! Both seemed in a lovely mood after their return from their travels and took the gentle ribbing that always comes from such a return in good humor. We suppose only time will tell if our wish of a honeymoon baby from these two will come to fruition! You just KNOW that Sianna?s a Fertile Myrtle though!

Peredhil was seen greeting his friends and he and Sianna caught up while Johnny worked the bar. We hear that Sianna was quite interested to see how things were going along between Juliane and Peredhil while she was gone! What?!?! Does she not keep up with our blog??? We could tell her allll about it!

Juliane herself arrived not too long after and Peredhil sure seemed glad to see her!!! We?re still waiting for Johnny to kick his best friend?s tail for moving in on his twin! Isn?t that what brothers are for??? Juliane and Peredhil seemed awfully cozy at the bar and chatted for quite a while about work, her family, and everything else under the sun.

Jolyon was also in the room but he was chatting with DoD-er Rena. With Juliane?s attentions centered on Peredhil, does this mean that Jolyon is on the market??? Or has his heart been captured by another Smith girl??? He keeps his cards way too close to the vest! He and DoD-er Rena seemed to be having a grand time chatting. Could this be a match???

Good Lord! These girls are crazy! Half the time our sources don?t even understand Kazzy and Lizzy but the pair were seen once again in the Inn up to their antics. For some reason the girls were handcuffed together and Kazzy was still demanding a baseball bat from Lizzy. Will someone please just get this girl a baseball bat??? We hear that Jay was actually seen running away from these girls. Who can blame him really???

We hear that Lana was looking a bit worse for wear! She was overheard telling Bad Boy Wil that she?d gotten into a fight that ended in a couple broken ribs. She seemed quite disturbed all night and was really upset once she was told that a friend had died in the very same fight. Poor thing!

S?jira and Aaric were again seen chatting over a meal near the hearth. Okay?. now we?re starting to wonder! They do seem to be two birds of a feather and while we were completely convinced that the two had their hearts set on others, they seem to be quite comfortable in one another?s presence. We wonder what Head Pussy Panther will think about this!

Well, we said Miss Mercy should get back in the game! It seems that she?s doing just that! She was seen having drinks with Peredhil?s friend, Wesley! He definitely seems to be into her. We wonder if she?ll give him a chance! He certainly seemed to be amusing her so we believe he has a chance!

It seems that Cutie Carley has decided to join the new roller derby team?. and it?s not all that pretty! She was seen struggling to get used to her skates in the Inn for several hours. Hunky Carpenter Glenn tried to keep her from breaking her neck but our sources say that they were just so scared for her well being that they couldn?t watch! Be careful, Cutie Carley!!!

Late into the night it was rum all around the bar as the pirates came in to celebrate Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert?s birthday in true pirate style!!! Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert was still on his very best behavior even though he was surrounded by Unwashed Pirate # 1 Stephen and Lil? Miss Anger Management Jewell! He took congratulations from Potter Piper, Taneth, and DoD-er Rena without?. well, being himself! Odd! Well, happy birthday anyway, Spiffied Pirate Robert!

May 26, 2008

Say It Ain?t So Saturday!

It?s hard to dislike Tiny Tucker! He was spotted making a drink for S?jira while off duty and chatting quietly with the lovely lady until Head Pussy Panther arrived. Perhaps we bought into the overdramatic hype over the time she?s been spending with Aaric as of late juuuuust a wee bit but she and Head Pussy Panther were definitely still very much on Saturday night! The pair were seen embracing and whispering lovingly to one another. We?re glad that our worries were for naught!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless seems quite excited for Monday?s kite flying contest. She and Sylvia discussed it at length as they hung out at the bar with sexy Den Mama Sid who seemed a bit more normal (or at least normal for her). Certainly not a shocker was their companion for the evening ? Antonio! He was seen leaning in to whisper in C.M.M. Elessaria?s ear and we hear that whatever the comment was it did cause her to blush. Adorable!

Later into the night C.M.M. Eless was joined by her former hubby-to-be, Bad Boy Wil! Crazy, no??? Rumor has it that these two have NOT been getting along since Eless was MIA for their wedding and Bad Boy Wil called off their relationship! Yet, there he was chatting pleasantly with her about her sudden fascination with kite flying. We so do not know what to think about that at all!

Say it ain?t so! We hear that Crazy Train Tara?s newest hubby, Vasaris, was overjoyed when he strutted his way into the Inn. The news that had him so excited??? Crazy Train Tara is pregnant!!! OMG!!! You?ve got to be kidding us! Is there no hope for this city at all??? We sure hope this is some sort of sick joke but we fear it is not! Only time will tell. We wonder what exactly the gestational period for crazy vampires and odd princes is.

There just isn?t a leash tight enough to keep Awesome Alain down!!! We don?t blame him, though. The ladies just flock to him! It?s insane! He was seen hanging out at the bar with a gorgeous, dangerous looking mystery woman. In fact, we hear that he wished for a bit more privacy so he was seen escorting her to a private booth. Iiiiiinteresting.

While Awesome Alain was getting to know that mystery woman a bit better, his maybe/possibly/kind of girlfriend, Twin Spice, was juuuust downstairs in the Inn?s basement Arena flirting it up with her ex, Mini-Franker Cor! Although, she did decline a date with another patron stating that she didn?t believe Alain would approve, she and Mini-Franker Cor appeared awfully chummy throughout the night. Warrior Princess Trin seems quite interested in hooking these two up! She?ll be happy to know that they were overheard making plans for the following evening.

Warrior Princess Trin was up to quite a bit of trouble actually! Between duels not only did she find time to encourage Twin Spice to kiss Mini-Franker Cor (which did not happen) but she also was seen blowing into Jay?s ear in an attempt to wake him while he slept with his head on a table. It seems that Jay had a glove that belonged to W.P. Trin?s young friend, Loxley, and Loxley wanted it back. Therefore, W.P. Trin decided that the best thing to do would be tickling Jay into submission! We hear that Jay easily gave up the glove. You don?t mess with W.P. Trin evidently!

May 30, 2008

The Legend of Monday!

Sooo? has Lang found himself a new woman??? He was seen chatting with Booze Sis Alyssa and helping her fix her kite Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn! We hear that Alyssa has made some choice comments about Lang?s sexual preference but we think that?s just a cover for the MAJOR CRUSH she has on him!!! She just wants him to scoop her up and prove otherwise. It?s really not all that shocking. We?ll never understand women (we doubt they even understand themselves) but Lang certainly seems to have some sort of pull over them!!!

Ew! Ever since Psycho Skid dumped Booze Sis Hina, he?s seemed a bit?. dirty and sleazy! He was at the bar catching up with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee, running a hand up her leg. No, no, no! Don?t touch! We can?t have Psycho Skid and SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee hooking up. There?s just something very wrong about that! Their flirting was broke up by Banana Rama Bree who we hear was slightly PISSED at Psycho Skid but her moods seem to change with the wind. We do hear that she offered to give Skid?s son the birds and bees speech when they time comes. OMG!!! We would pay money to hear Banana Rama Bree give that talk!!!

PAARTY Girl Atalanta seemed AWFULLY curious over exactly what it is that SMASHING Issy and the Scath-babes do! Lil? Boy Blue Locke better reign his girl in!!! We love the Scath-babes as much as the next guy (and they are waaaaay hot) but they?re certainly not what you look for in a girlfriend! They can be downright scary. Luckily, we don?t see PAARTY Girl Atalanta as the type to put down the booze long enough to go help SMASHING Issy and the girls fight for justice!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was AGAIN looking a bit thick around the midsection when she was spotted in the Outback Monday night! We?re almost completely convinced that she?s pregnant! The rumors are really starting to run rampant! When is her camp going to finally come out and tell us the truth??? It?s a baby, not a scandal! Come on, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy and the Gov MAN-tastic Matt! Don?t keep us in suspense any longer!

Jesse actually seemed a bit happy to spot old rival Cute Single Dad Bane later into the night in the Outback! We suppose he was hoping that C.S.D. Bane would clue the new kids in on the Legend of Jesse! We should be his ghost writer for that book. Despite his cockiness (or perhaps because of it), Jesse NEVER seems to have trouble keeping himself surrounded by pretty females. It seems that he?s been quick to find a bantering partner and Kazzy seems awfully willing to take the task! She may act like she dislikes him but, in the end, they ALWAYS wind up in bed with him!