Topic: May 2009

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-05-07 23:27 EST
Another Chick Friday!

Another day, another chick for Reality Check Brandon! He certainly seems to get around these days, doesn?t he? We hear that it was a new girl named Charley that he was seen cuddling up to Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn. Maybe he just needs to spend some time being young and wild. We love when the naughty boys of RhyDin start sewing their wild oats! It means lots of great juicy gossip for us!

It seems like it?s official! Kid Not-Doc Anya was overheard telling Sex Pot Kitty that Therapist Chryrie has definitely decided to take a position at Riverview Clinic! We just KNOW that Therapist Chryrie will open up the books to an independent auditor so that donors can confirm that their hard earned money is going to the city?s poor and not being spent on filling K.N-D. Anya?s closet! Therapist Chryrie?s new job title will be Director of Administration! We sure hope she can keep K.N-D. Anya in line!

Oh no! There?s evidently ANOTHER Dread Pirate Kidd. This one?s name is Bridget and, yes, she?s female. And, yes, she?s just as sleazy as the rest of them! We hear that she strutted herself into the Inn Friday night and kissed several men, including Brale Brother Reap, right in front of her brothers. In fact, they don?t seem the least bit disturbed by her behavior. In fact, they almost seem proud of her. Wow.

Gossip Intern 2

Date: 2009-05-08 20:12 EST
May' ?principio de s en la revisi?n!

May's beginning in review!

Solo Uno, Gracias Don Franco para mi Vacation!!!! Y, mi language lessons!

I come back to you ready for more and what better way than to help Franco with his backup! That?s my job after all. Well that and making sure the coffee is stocked.

This month has already been a whirlwind of juicy bliss! So let?s get this party started with the startling new comer in Rhy?din! Turns out Swaggering Stephen and Raunchy Robert have a little sister! Apparently this new addition to the family certainly enjoys stirring it up! The growing number of those who have not been kissed by the Kidd?s number is going down? and we for one are glad we?re not in that kissing line of fire.

Sexy pants Kitty (Yes, yes, Franco has his pet names for you all, but so does this Spaniard) was actually complementing Bridget and telling her that Old Man Tass was in for a surprise with the Kidd Sister! Not only that, but S.P. Kitty claims that Bridget would make a FINE Helston! We do not need to see a union of Helston and Kidd next. For the love of everything that is not sane in this world, don?t complement the Kidd, Kitty, especially when they?re multiplying!

The Brooding Bastard Darkmere Alcar was seen in the Inn having words with none other than Wolvinator! Apparently they were comparing each other?s love life to see who the bigger player was. This was none other than a classic finger pointing argument which ended with Wolvinator leaving with his May Queen Aly at their own, defeated, digression! Seems the point of Wolvinator?s past of enjoying the ladies a bit too much upset not only Wolvinator but his little lady. Bummer?.

Seems True got in a spot of bother, Miss Mira of course saving the day. Franco says Kairee has class; well even Mira makes class take on a new appearance! In a tizzy Cigar Girl Mira came in and announced True had been ARRESTED!!!! What did you do True!? She was soon joined by a wave of supporters to save the day. Tass and Kitty were among them! When all was said and done True was safe and sound, calling Tass and Kitty Madre y Poppy! We don?t know what he was on, but we liked it!

Shocker of shockers Hina?s hit a new low with the Kidd family! She announced to a rather shocked crowed that Robert had asked her out! What was more startling is that he asked her CLEAN! Apparently his efforts did not go unnoted! Booze Sister Hina said yes! Come on HINA! Why do you keep doing this to us!? Either you?re classy or you?re not! What do your kids think of all this!? Though we do agree with Kitty, if dating Hina keeps Robert clean, then maybe there?s hope for the Kidd Brother yet!

When we thought that Booze Sister Hina was done shocking us she managed to do so. Hina has been spending too much time with Stephen and Robert Kidd, honestly. She was seen connecting fists with Jewel in the Inn over Swaggering Stephen, the Kidd?s all present and accounted for to watch the cat fight! Hussy Hina apparently had a lot to say about there being no more Stephen and Jewel combo. Honestly we have been dying to know just what happened between the pair, but whatever it was, it was enough to get both woman riled! People were pulling Jewel off a battered Hina shortly after insults and fists flew! Hina was seen licking her wounds with the support of the Kidd family while Jewel remained victorious. Man oh man, the Kidd?s are a world of gossip all unto themselves.

Well, we?re not sure why it happened. Hell it seems no one is sure why it happened, but Baker and Reap hit each other! I?m sure that Franco knows more than we do on this issue. Our sources apparently took a vacation. Frankly, trying to figure out why these two hit each other makes us feel like we need another vacation.

Reap was seen getting rather cozy with Lilli! They even were seen making small talk on the porch. Even though May was there to play third wheel, it didn?t stop Lilli from flirting it up! She even managed to snag his hat and not cause the slightest of issues. We?re not sure what?s going on between the two, but we know it will only lead to disappointment!

Brandon was spotted giving one of Shane?s ?friends? the reprimand! We hear she goes by the name Rhyanna and from what we know, her and Shane have know each other for quite some time. Brandon was telling her to back off Shane and let him have time to mend his wounds! She assured Brandon that she was merely his friend and if things happened they happened. Since when was Brandon, Shane?s keeper? We?re very curious about this one.

Lilli?s brother Brishen, older or younger, we don?t know, was seen commenting on Kidd Sister Bridget and her being a fool! Tell us something we don?t know, it runs in the family! Granted, we have to admit, Bridget may have some hope yet. We?ll just have to see and find out.

So far that?s what we have for the beginning of the month. If we missed something I beg of you, send us mail, and let us know, we can always do a part two! Your actions are important to us; it?s what gets us paid! Now then, Coffee duty calls!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-05-11 10:02 EST
Big Brute of a Saturday!

It seems like it was quite the frightening night for Marvelous Mira! We hear that she had been MUGGED earlier in the night and took a nasty spill. Her man, True, seemed more shaken up than she did. We hear that he lectured her at length about getting medical attention. It?s only a matter of time, it?s only a matter of time. We bet by the end of summer she?s sporting something shiny on her left ring finger!

Was that Eleanor winking at The World?s Hottest Tender Tucker??? The two of them seem to exchange glances an awful lot these days. Could Eleanor be growing tired of BLUE Mish?s womanizing ways and be looking for a nice big brute of a man to treat her like a lady??? Well, we suppose she?d have to start acting like a lady but that?s another issue for another blog. We almost like the idea of Eleanor and T.W.H.T. Tucker! It?s got a bit of spark! We shall have to see if the chemistry leads anywhere!

Kid Not-Doc Anya was overheard praising Playboy Shane for his puff piece of her and Riverview Clinic. Sure, sure. If you want to control the outlet of information, you?re more than welcome to. You can get P. Shane and Reporter VeeJay to write as many little articles praising you as you want! It just comes off even more suspicious! We?re still calling for an independent audit of the Clinic?s accounts. We REFUSE to help them raise another dime until that is completed! The question that keeps tugging at our mind is how many vaccines could have been purchased with the amount of money she will surely spend on designer shoes this week alone???

Deliciously Sinful Sin waltzed into the room and announced to The World?s Hottest Helston Fio and Sullen Sal that he blew up a building?. with a lot of people that ?needed to be blown up? inside. Uh. Wow. And this man almost became your governor, RhyDin. We really don?t need to know anymore. We?re actually a bit afraid that by knowing more we may somehow get stuck with some sort of accessory after the crime charge. Trouble follows that man in whatever direction he heads!

It seems that D.S. Sin is NOT buying that Gem is dead. He thinks she has merely disappeared from RhyDin and claims that she has done this in the past. We hear that he even warned Awful Ali about this behavior. We?re interested to hear what Awful Ali believes.

Well, well, well, Manly Mason! Your girl, Doc Eva, just cannot keep herself away from T.W.H.T. Tucker! She interrupted a great conversation between T.W.H.T. Tucker and Eleanor over bourbon and asked to have a private chat with him. Clearly she?s a bit jealous of the new company he?s been keeping. Keep it up, Eleanor! We love you! As for Doc Eva, we wonder when Manly Mason?s going to wake up and smell the coffee! That conversation certainly appeared pretty intimate between the pair!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-05-11 10:05 EST
Chemistry Lesson Sunday!

Newcomer siblings Devon (the brother) and AJ (the sister) were seen at the bar sharing stories about their explorations so far in RhyDin. It seems that Devon hasn?t gotten much further than Charley. It seems that Devon who is a former playboy has surprised his sister with just how quickly he?s falling for this Charley chick. Cute. But once a playboy, always a playboy. Just ask Awesome Alain. He?ll be back up to his old behavior as soon as he finds that this girl is as crazy as all the rest!

OMG! Psycho Skid?s old girl, Roxxi, came back into town and it seems that she still has the hots for him! And he certainly wasn?t all that unreceptive to her! The chatting ended and they KISSED!!! In the middle of the Inn!!! Wow. Could Psycho Skid be done with The World?s Hottest Helston Fio??? There was a whole lot of chemistry sparking all over the place! We?ve never seen Psycho Skid so? unsettled!

Mad Cow Kazzy had some sort of accident while working that ended in her being completely covered in hives! We hear that she was evidently wearing some sort of oven mitts to keep from scratching! And Grumbling Grem didn?t seem all that concerned. He?s just like True! What is wrong with the men of RhyDin??? Marry these girls. Make them stop working such dangerous jobs. Take care of your woman like you?re supposed to. Ridiculous!

We?re not really sure what Brale Brothers Reap and Baker were up to the other night but, as usual, they roped Captain Sassy Pants Eve into their antics as well. It evidently had to do with watching the door for a hot girl. We?re not entirely sure what the plan was after the hot girl walked in but as usual the pair got distracted and never completed their mission.

It was a mini-DoD girls reunion as FLAWLESS Koy, Badsider Princess PJ, and Captain Sassy Pants Eve spent sometime telling one another just how HAWT they are! We do love those girls for the sheer amount of gossip that they produce but they do spend an awful lot of time checking one another out. Yes, we all know you?re hot as hell! Yes, was all know that the bunch of you are huge sexual deviants. We?ve been hearing about it for years! Can we move on now???

OMG! Hussy Hina has LOST HER MIND! We hear that she stood up to Lil? Miss Anger Management Jewell when L.M.A.M. Jewell began laying into The Dread Pirates Stephen and Robert! Does she have a DEATH WISH??? You never stand up to L.M.A.M. Jewell!!! She evidently completely lost it and went off on Hussy Hina who did not wise up and shut her mouth but continued to stand toe-to-toe with L.M.A.M. Jewell! And then the punches started FLYING! It took Jace and Saucy Serena to pull the pair off one another and neither of the ladies were happy that the fight ended in a draw.

Evidently Deliciously Sinful Sin wandered into the Inn Sunday night with a bullet wound. Niiiice. We?re not surprised at all that he gets himself shot or otherwise assaulted on a regular basis. He just cannot keep his mouth shut. We?re betting that people have the urge to shut it for him quite often. Doc Eva was on hand to pull the bullet out of his arm for him, though. It seems that D.S. Sin will live to flirt another day!

After Doc Eva was done patching up D.S. Sin, she had a pretty major argument about Saucy Serena. We have absolutely no details about what it is about. We can only assume that like us Doc Eva is NOT happy with how much time she?s been seen spending with Prof. Jolyon. We?re pretty surprised to see those ladies go at it, though. Unfortunately, unlike the H. Hina and L.M.A.M. Jewell argument, this one didn?t come to blows. A shame really. Two cat fights in one night would have been GREAT for business!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-05-11 21:44 EST
Bros Monday!

That Charley girl and her new man Devon continue to get closer and closer. We hear she was all tearful as they chatted Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn. Devon was briefly distracted from her to yell at some guy that was hitting on his sister, AJ. You guys should learn to avoid the girls with big brother types, especially when said big bro is actually in the room. It seems that AJ wasn?t the least bit offended by the guy?s comments. AJ seems to be too distracted to focus on a relationship of her own. She?s pushing hard for her brother to commit fast to this Charley chick.

We hear that this AJ caught Playboy Shane?s eye later into the evening. We dig that. He needs a girl that can give him a run for his money and AJ certainly seems to have a mouth on her. She also seems to catch quite a bit of male attention. Go for it, Playboy Shane!

Reality Check Brandon is trying to keep his bro away from girls for the time being, however. We hear that he spent most of the night warning Playboy Shane off another girl that has weaseled her way into P. Shane?s life using drama. We do have to admit that the women of this city have a habit of trying to create relationships on the back of life threatening and highly emotionally charged situations. It typically doesn?t work.

Prof. Jolyon was having quite the intimate discussion with Saucy Serena. No word on what it was about but neither seemed in all that jovial of a mood over it. Considering the tone and the fact that Prof. Jolyon was later seen cheering on Real Estate Mogul Rena in the Outback we think that it?s safe to assume that Chief Mischief Maker Eless might very well be off the hook! We hear that Prof. Jolyon was barely able to pry his eyes off of R.E.M. Rena?s ring!

Things have not slowed down between Ethan and Maeve it seems. They were spotted hot and heavy on the couch in the Inn Monday night. We?re still not entirely sure what to make of this. Sometimes we?re afraid that Ethan?ll hurt her again and other times we think that Maeve?s just not as into him as he is into her. Time will tell! These two are definitely taking it slow and considering their track record that seems to be for the best.

The night got even CRAZIER when Manly Mason completely took a dive straight into the deep end. We hear that Awful Ali had to hold him back when he went charging at some girl with a knife, threatening to kill her. Wow! Bonkers much??? Reporter Veejay got the woman out of there but she was accusing Manly Mason of attacking her all the way out. We knew he had a temper but he?s starting to come off a bit scary, no???

Hussy Hina was seen in the Outback tending to the Dread Pirate Robert?s every whim. We hear that she even asked him if there was a woman who laid claim to his heart! Ha! We bet there?s a long line of women that he?s defiled after promises of marriage. Seriously, we just cannot believe that Hussy Hina continues to look for love in all the wrong places. She just needs to totally swear off men for a good year!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-05-12 20:20 EST
Freaked Out Tuesday!

That new AJ girl certainly seems to be the new, young, hot ?it? girl! She?s getting a lot of attention from the Inn?s menfolk! It seems that she?s picked one in particular that strikes her fancy. He was seen hanging out with her Tuesday night at the Red Dragon Inn and we?re quite curious to see where it goes from here. He?s pretty darn hot himself in a pretty sort of way. We do know that his name is Stas and that he is a doctor but other than that we?re fresh out of information. We will rectify that, of course!

That cutie Amber was overhead saying that she is allowed to date once she gets her Brewmaster certificate. That, of course, begs the question as to who forbid her to date until she gets it??? She says that nobody in particular has caught her eye but we?re betting that there will be a line around the corner on the day she gets that certificate. Brale Brothers Reap and Baker will be the first two in it!

We hear that Rekah was more than a little freaked out by an andriod that entered the bar. The poor girl seemed desperately afraid that it was going to eat her brains out. The android attempted to convince her that he was not after her brain (did she confuse androids with zombies???) but she was not hearing it. Rekah?s certainly an interesting individual, no?

Later into the night she somehow knocked Awful Ali unconscious in the kitchen and came out screaming that she?d killed him. Needless to say, it concerned his friends a bit and a couple of them rushed to his side. The World?s Hottest Helston Fio was among them but we hear that she kept back and it was Sullen Sal that assisted Awful Ali. Iiiiinteresting. We wounder what happened to chill those warm relations between T.W.H.H. Fio and Awful Ali!!!

She-devil Aja is still hard at work to make her business idea of dinner cruises into a reality. We hear that Tuesday night she was overheard tapping Manly Mason to cater the cruise. He wasn?t as overjoyed as we thought he?d be. Instead he asked for a couple days to think it over. He really is crazy! This is a fantastic idea. She-devil Aja?s going to make a killing. We think she should throw a fabulous ?opening night? party to celebrate the launch!

Everything is swaying closer and closer to appearing as if Prof. Jolyon and Real Estate Mogul Rena might finally be taking a step towards a romantic relationship. We hear that the pair (at Mad Cow Kazzy?s urging) was seen dancing around the Inn? without a hint of music! How sweet! We shall definitely keep our eyes out for those two.

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-05-12 22:23 EST
Elite Wednesday!

Was that Awesome Alain chatting up Elite Eleanor (??elite? because her HAWTNESS puts her in a category all on her own!) Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn? Why, yes! Yes, it was! We kind of like this pairing but just in a dirty, hot one night stand sort of way. Again, it?s far too much naughtiness in one relationship for it to be long lasting. Is it just us or has Awesome Alain turned from good girls to bad girls since the death of his bride-to-be???

Reality Check Brandon is still trying to bury Playboy Shane?s woes in alcohol. Playboy Shane better get over it quickly! Reality Check Brandon?s acting more like a playboy these days and he?s allegedly got a girl! We hear that the boys were drinking with Awesome Alain, Elite Eleanor, and Saucy Serena. Saucy Serena and Awesome Alain were being awfully flirtatious?. AGAIN! Somebody needs to give these two a cease and desist order. How many chances are they going to have to get a relationship right??? However, if they do get back together, we?re so calling them Awesome Sauce. We?re just disappointed that we didn?t think of it several months ago.

Ballerina Katarina seemed to be taking a night off from the grind and was enjoying herself at the bar while her cousin, Head of the House Johnny, slung drinks. We hear that she was getting quite a few compliments from the patrons for the ballet! She made time to chat with each and everyone of them! We love how she always seems to have time for her fans! Later in the night she was spotted engaging in some girl talk with Lirssa and Mama Hen Sianna! What a lovely trio of ladies!

That AJ girl continues to get closer and closer to that Stas guy. The two were seen macking on one another most of Wednesday night. He better keep a tight grip on the girl because she?s been getting a lot of looks from Reality Check Brandon and Playboy Shane. It seems that the blonde beauty is a hot commodity! That Stas guy seems like trouble to us, though. If we were her brother, we?d keep our eyes peeled for that one!

Well, well, well, when did Brale Brother Reap become so popular with the ladies??? Word has it that he has been seen quite often with Lilli and May hanging onto him! The trio evidently were seen hanging out on the porch of the Inn together. Looks like Brale Brother Reap can take his pick! And also looks like May is done with Randy Rix. We hate to say we told you so but?. WE TOLD YOU SO!!!! Not that Brale Brother Reap is much of a step up. In fact, he actually might be a step down.

True was busy taking a bunch of pictures of his friends, including Marvelous Mira, Kid Not-Doc Anya, She-devil Aja, and Sivanna. We?re not sure what turned him into a sudden shutter bug but he was sure snapping away! Man, we?d love to get our hands on those! There?s some tabloids in this town that would pay a pretty penny for them.

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-05-12 22:49 EST
Cougar Brigade Thursday!

The World?s Hottest Tender Tucker was actually driven to blush when Mad Cow Kazzy took out her? well, uh, padding and flung them onto the bar. Claaaassy! You can always count on M.C. Kazzy to take an ordinary night in the Inn and just completely trash it up! She was on her skates straight from her job at Jugs and was showing Rekah the tricks she?s learned over the years. We sure hope Rekah doesn?t get any ideas. She would most certainly get herself hurt!

Evidently the Cougar Brigade is calling yours truly ?Pinky?. We?re merely hurt that their nickname is purely based off an observational trait and not something more?. insulting??? She-devil Aja in particular was complaining about us when her man, Nikki, began spouting off about our ?lies?. Reeeaaaally??? Is it a lie that she fathered two children with you while she was married to her husband? Nope? I didn?t think so. Cheaters hate the light of day as much as roaches do!

We HATE when we agree with Brale Brother Reap but he pointed out that if they don?t like it they shouldn?t read it! The Cougar Brigade certainly does keep awfully close dibs on what we do considering just how much they hate us! So much so that we must extend them a big thank you for their patronage!

And we hear that Neo urged them against killing us, saying there are better ways to deal with people. Good for him for standing up to them! We merely write to entertain. We never EVER threaten violence yet we get threatened with it all the time. It?s almost enough to make us weep!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-05-13 08:09 EST
Daisy Friday!

Mini-Franker Cor was back in action Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn! SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee pointed out to Venom Vinny that M-F Cor was clearly on the hunt and was even out doing Venom Vinny. When are M-F Cor and Venom Vinny not on the hunt for women??? Seriously! Those men are turning in an Awesome Alain size man-whores! We hear that it was Lilli that caught Cor?s eye Friday night. Unfortunately, he took off before he could bag another one. It?s only a matter of time, however!

Our Darling Taneth was overheard discussing wedding details with Sex Pot Kitty. It seems like O.D. Taneth is beginning to become overwhelmed by the mere number of decisions that have to be made in regards to a wedding. Friday night she was stressed out over what type and color of flowers to choose. S.P. Kitty tried to reassure her that whatever she may choose will be lovely but it seems that being a bride is finally starting to sink in with O.D. Taneth. Choose daisies, O.D. Taneth! We alwasys think of daisies when we think of you!

Spending so much time with the Kidds is NOT the way for Hussy Hina to get her life back on track. Bridget was peppering her with questions about whatever it is that?s going on between her and The Dread Pirate Robert. H. Hina was NOT talking but she sure was drinking! She just kept knocking back the whiskey! She managed to shut Bridget up by telling The Dread Pirate Stephen that she was dating someone in RhyDin which led to an argument between brother and sister about sending her back home.

It seems like all the Mischief Makers are pairing off! Doc Eva and Manly Mason were chatting over dinner while their friends, Real Estate Mogul Rena and Prof. Jolyon, were also chatting comfortably. They remained together laaaaate into the night and the conversation never even paused. We sense some FANTASTIC double dates in their future!

Who was that guy that Sivanna was winking at Friday night??? He seemed to be the only thing that could pull her attention from the book she had. We?re not quite sure of his name or any details about him but?. we?re on the case! Sivanna sure gets a lot of attention from the menfolk. Certainly she?s beautiful but a bit overlooked when it comes to the rest of the Blah Club because she doesn?t flaunt herself. Although she has some baaaaad choice in friends, we might actually be starting to like her.

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-05-13 22:45 EST
Bestest Girlfriend Saturday!

So our sources claim to have spotted Awful Ali braiding The World?s Hottest Helston Fio?s hair Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn. WHAT?!?! We?re not sure if he?s trying to get with her or just wants to be her bestest girlfriend! We can think of a lot of things that we?d like to do with T.W.H.H. Fio and braiding her hair does not make the list. Come on, Awful Ali! Where are your moves???

We totally HEART it when brothers go after their sisters? boyfriends in the middle of the Inn! It rocks our socks. Devon was kind enough to comply by launching himself at AJ?s new man, Stas. We admit that he does have a little to be concerned about. The pair seem to be getting hot and heavy awfully fast! It seems that Devon was under the mistaken assumption that his sister was pregnant. As soon as he found out that it was not true, emotions calmed down. Whatever! Punch him in the mouth!

It seems that Sex Pot Kitty is really starting to gather a following to support her candidacy for governor next year. She and Old Man Tass were hanging out at the Inn chatting about the possibilities with Deliciously Sinful Sin! He seemed very pleased with the news that S.P. Kitty will be running next year! He even told her that he told yours truly that he would not have run in this past election if she had (which he did indeed tell us). Now that?s a strong backer to have in your corner! D.S. Sin has a lot of contacts in the business world!

Another night and another opportunity for Doc Eva, Manly Mason, Real Estate Mogul Rena, and Prof. Jolyon to hang out chatting together. We hear that none of them were feeling up to the formal charity auction so all four were hanging out in the Inn chowing down on a Manly Mason made meal. OMG! When in the world are they just going to make it official???

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-05-13 22:46 EST
Charity Auction!

Well, the friends of the Riverview Clinic never fail to provide fine entertainment! We hear that the decor for the Charity Auction held this past Saturday night was very tasteful. There were white velvet cushioned chairs and black and white fine linens. The Great Hall was decked out in similar curtains and a stage had been set-up for the evening?s entertainment. Who knows how much it cost to deck out the building in such a manner?

At least the event was being headed up by the sole member of the Boob Club with any sense about her ? Sivanna. We hear that she was absolutely to die for in a stunning silver one-shouldered gown. Her hair and her make-up were appropriately elegant without taking away from her beauty. Our sources said she was totally SWOON worthy! And she certainly had the event running like a well-oiled machine!

The young doctor Stas brought his new lady to the event! And AJ did look quite hot in her own right! There?s something about this girl that we like! She really knows how to be good eye candy at an event like that. We hear that her man is a ob/gyn. A young man like that delivering babies??? That must freak out some women when he walks into the delivery room with his gloves on!!! He looks like he?s 12! Good job to the pair of them for looking smart (which they most likely are), grown-up (which they are not), and HAWT (which they are absolutely)!

Kid Not-Doc Anya was, of course, decked out in an outfit that could have fed all those poor children she?s constantly trying to raise money to support for an entire season! We hear there was a finely designed dress, platinum, gold, etc, etc. She was playing belle of the ball (although, the jury?s still leaning towards Sivanna or AJ on that one) and greeting all of her friends. As usual, the event for her was about herself, not the Clinic.

She-devil Aja was there as well with her whiny man, Nikki. Her dinner cruise was a big hit and raised quite a bit of money for the ?Clinic? (a.k.a. K.N-D. Anya?s dress and jewelry fund). We do have to admit that she?s onto something here. We suspect that the business will be a big hit!

OMG! Say it ain?t so! We hear that the Good Witch Elly was overheard telling Therapist Chryrie and Merchant Antonio that she?s pregnant! She and T. Chryrie had a lengthy discussion on maternity clothes. Now we love T.G.W. Elly to death but? a mother??? We?re just not entirely sure that she is up to the task! We sure hope that it was some sort of baaaaad joke.

Other than that brief conversation with T. Chryrie and T.G.W. Elly, Merchant Antonio really had nothing much else to say for the rest of the night! In fact, our sources said he barely spoke to Kid Not-Doc Anya. We?re telling you! That realtionship is most certainly drawing to a close.

Queen of Class Sylvia never fails to impress! That plum wine colored gown was very flattering! She spent a good portion of the evening chatting with Shy who wore an understated black empire gown to the event. Both ladies were unescorted which is really a crying shame!

The Overlord Tormay played emcee for the night and looked quite nifty in a black tux with coattails. We hear that he did a fine job at the event, keeping it light hearted and moving along at a good pace. Well, we suppose if his career in dueling has a sudden end, he can always put those hosting skills to good work! Maybe he can make a career of hosting charity events or something! Riverview Clinic will surely have another as Kid Not-Doc Anya goes through the money they earned Saturday night!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was present with BOTH White Knight Julian and Black Knight Verin! While B.K. Verin was very much hanging onto her every word, it appears that she has finally lost W.K. Julian! He was accompanied by the fair Rhian and even bid heavily at some jewelry which he presented to her. Well, well, well? are you really going to let that stand, SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee??? That?s not like you at all. We will be sorely disappointed if you let some other woman swoop in and snatch away such a fine hunk!

And just when you thought the event was going to go off without a hitch? it doesn?t! Evidently Deliciously Sinful Sin snuck into the event, crept onto the stage, threw off his trench coat and revealed all his naughty bits for all the party-goers to see! PERFECT! This is why we LOVE D.S. Sin!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-05-13 22:52 EST
Letter of the Weeeeeeek!

There?s really nothing more to say about the following than a big, gigantic OMG! Oh, and we always knew that Merchant Antonio is ?well-endowed?! What a slutty, slutty girl!

Dear Mr. Franco,

I would appreciate it if you would refrain from writing anymore libel about my romantic partner, Maranya Valkonan, Chief of Staff of Riverview Clinic, who I am sure you know is also romantically involved with Antonio Falconne. I am offended by these accusations and the way you imply she is bad company and spending money on expensive clothing. It is mean and hurtful and injuring to her image. In case you have forgotten or were unaware, she is dating two well endowed men and we DO spoil her.

On a secondary note, she loves that clinic and she has a strong desire to help people, why would she ruin that? She does not need the money given what Antonio and I provide her, so please, get your facts straight. If anyone has damaged that clinic, you should talk to the ex-Director. Anya has put in a lot of time and effort, and even more with his absence I am sure. I trust you to write her the apology she is due. Or else.

Regards,
Alper Ergin II
Ko? Holding CEO
Town Square, Rhy?Din

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-05-14 08:23 EST
Admirable Sunday!

Icer?s not dead! Despite rumors to the contrary, Icer appeared very much alive in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night! She told Bree that she?d been struck by an illness and was forced into hibernation so that her body could fight it off. We don?t know much about the genetic make-up of a dragon but it seems pretty reasonable to us. Question, though. Do dragons go to veterinarians or doctors when they?re ill???

We hear Marvelous Mira was pretty upset Sunday night and it was Prof. Jolyon of all people that swooped in. From what our sources gathered, Marvelous Mira thinks her friends believe that she?s talentless and unable to take care of herself. Awww! Poor Marvelous Mira! We hear that Prof. Jolyon was very reassuring and was quick to tell her that she has a lot of admirable qualities. This all comes on the heels of the news that True and Marvelous Mira may not be doing so hot. According to our sources, there was a bit of tension between the pair at the end of the charity auction when True offered himself up as a servant for hire without telling Marvelous Mira. Iiiiinteresting!

Lilli and Brale Brother Reap are spotted together an awful lot lately! The pair were seen together again Sunday night chatting and flirting at length. She?s a cute girl and randy enough to keep his attention?. but there is a degree (albiet a small degree) of class to her. She?s not the type of girl we think would decide to partake in some brale making. Maybe she might actually be good for B.B. Reap!

Prof. Jolyon and Doc Eva were seen having quite the heart-to-heart Sunday night. We hear that the topic was the duo of women that Prof. Jolyon spends his time with as well as the loss of his friend. Hopefully, Doc Eva has taken over the task of giving him some sage advice on the matter because he most certainly needs it! Manly Mason arrived to interrupt the conversation with his usual good smelling midnight snack!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-05-16 16:36 EST
A Personal Message Monday!

We?re going to start our summary of Monday night?s news with a personal message to Misguided Hina. We do love you. Really we do. We always thought you the most together of the Booze Sisters. However, this Dread Pirate Robert thing has got to stop! In fact, your behavior over the past six months has got to stop! What has happened to you since your friends left town/got married/got busy??? Letting a pirate spend time with your daughter like you did Monday night is simply not acceptable! You?re a mother! It?s time to pull yourself up by your boot straps and take a good long look at yourself.

We really, really hope that helped.

OMG, kids! Say it ain?t so??? We were really starting to dig this Devon guy but he?s rushing off into a relationship! We know the women of RhyDin are hawt but can?t you men show just a little restraint??? Devon was heard telling his sister AJ that he and Charley are ALREADY looking for their own place. Yes, we?re sure that after a week of dating the girl you know her well enough to know that you?d make great life partners. We wouldn?t even take on a roommate without knowing them for at least a month! We almost hope that she moves in, steals all his valuables, and then dumbs him for a guy named ?Boomer?.

OMG, will it ever end??? Our sources report back to us that Saucy Serena and Prof. Jolyon had a very terse conversation that neared argument status at a private table Monday night. Not much of the conversation was overheard but our sources caught enough to believe that the root of the issue was?. Lirssa??? What in the world does Prof. Jolyon?s pupil have to do with any of this??? We could have sworn it would be about his very warm ?friendship? with Real Estate Mogul Rena but we hear that it most certainly was not.

Speaking of odd pairings, we hear that Elite Eleanor was seen spending time alone with Brale Brother Reap!!! How crazy is that??? We?re not the only ones that seem to have sat up and taken notice of Elite Eleanor?s massive HAWTNESS factor. She seems to be getting quite a lot of attention from men. If B.B. Reap is serious about getting with her he better put on his game face!

Don?t you think that Deliciously Sinful Sin should probably stay away from the Many Faces of Fio??? We?re not sure which Fio she was Monday night but she certainly was a bit out of it. Actually, we suppose that she doesn?t have very many friends that it?s safe to be around at all. Seriously, which of M.F.O. Fio?s friends would you let babysit your child??? D.S. Sin??? Sullen Sal??? Awful Ali??? Psycho Skid??? OMG no, hell no, probably not, and not even for ten seconds! If M.F.O. Fio?s ever going to get better she has got to start with surrounding herself with better folks!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-05-16 17:18 EST
Girlfriend?s Back Tuesday!

Maybe Devon should stop worrying quite so much about his own relationship and instead take a look at how close that young, hot doctor is getting with his very own sister!!! That AJ seems to have no self-control when it comes from the Young Doctor Stas. The pair were seen doing some hardcore macking on one another right in the middle of the Inn Tuesday night. We don?t trust this hotshot doctor as far as we can throw him! He?s a player if we ever saw one! This is a total recipe for heartbreak!

Brale Brother Reap and Elite Eleanor were again seen chatting Tuesday night. BLUE Mish is going to HAVE to do something drastic if he wants to keep that girl! She certainly seems to be keeping her options open and she certainly likes a wide variety of men. B.B. Reap is NOTHING like B. Mish and neither of them are ANYTHING like The World?s Hottest Tender Tucker! Perhaps we?re a weeeeee bit biased but we would certainly like to see her end up in T.W.H.T. Tucker?s massive arms!

You?ll never guess who we spotted! We hear that PAARTY GIRL Chase was seen chatting laaaate into the night with Tara. Iiiinteresting. Her man, Reality Check Brandon, has been running around as if he was a single bachelor with Playboy Shane for almost a month now! He?s still claiming to be with P.G. Chase but they certainly seem to be growing apart. We?ll have to see how this whole thing plays out!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-05-18 08:04 EST
THE Dress Wednesday!

Wolv and Fierce Aly were hanging out in the Red Dragon Inn together Wednesday night! We hear that F. Aly was discussing plans for her wedding dress! She made sure to make it clear that there would be no budget when it came to her gown! WE KNEW IT!!! That girl is going to have the most ridiculously expensive and faaaabulous gown EVAR!!! We hear that she?s actually looking at having TWO gowns designed for her. We assume she wants one for the ceremony and another for the reception. That?s why we totally HEART F. Aly!

Life just seems to be one long extended double date for AJ, Stas, Devon, and Charley. The four certainly seem to be a set. We?re still betting this doesn?t end well. It seems that moving too fast in relationships runs in the family because AJ and Devon are letting those two into their lives awfully fast. That Charley?s too much of a crier to be much trouble but the young doctor is a heart breaker in the making. We shall wait and see how this unfolds!

Our sources tell us that Redhead Tara wandered into the Inn Wednesday night and explained to Brale Brother Reap that she?s on a mission to do the horizontal two-step with every man in RhyDin?. that certainly includes some nasty fellows. Anyway, B.B. Reap seemed more interested in why someone would go about such a task rather than expressing interest in being a part of it. That?s certainly not what we would have expected from him! He?s certainly an interesting fellow!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-05-18 08:37 EST
The Many Faces Of Thursday!

After the Charity Auction we were sure that White Knight Julian had moved on from SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and was well on his way towards a happily ever after (or at least a happily couple of months) with this new girl that?s been seen on his arm. However, our sources are reporting back to us that W.K. Julian and SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee were seen with their heads together, discussing what appeared to be a very private matter. Iiiiinteresting!

Aw! Lirssa was at the bar testing out some mocktails that Saucy Serena was mixing up! The girl is beyond adorable! We just want to pinch her little cheeks. She?s got a bit of a fiery flare too. We hear that she had some curious comments for Not-Doc Anya! According to Not-Doc Anya, Lirssa credits herself with getting N-D Anya and Merchant Antonio together in the first place. We can only assume this means that Lirssa is a bit unsettled by the news that N-D Anya keeps at least one other man on the side. We hear you, girl! We find it all a bit curious as well.

From everything we?ve heard, Merchant Antonio is actually well aware of this other man. Can you believe that??? It just doesn?t sound like M. Antonio at all. He?s the romantic sort of, true love type! We just cannot believe that he is happy with such an arrangement!

Awful Ali and The Many Faces of Fio were seen sneaking off into the kitchen together. Wowzers! Those two spend an awful lot of time together and we?re not buying that they?re just ?good friends?. When T.M.F.O. Fio emerged she was completely covered in flour. My oh my! We have to wonder what the two were up to in the kitchen! We bet that by the end of the month these two are macking on each other in public!

Simmering Sivanna certainly gets quite a bit attention from the menfolk of the Inn! A new young man named Adel bought her a drink Thursday night and the pair had a lengthy conversation. He definitely seemed to be interested in getting to know her a bit better and S. Sivanna certainly didn?t seem opposed to it! Could this be the start of something new, hot, and fantastic for her??? It seems that Adel fellow is a good friend of Soerl?s! Well, that?s one hell of a character reference! Soerl played Adel?s wing man for the night, talking up Adel to his new lady friend! S. Sivanna isn?t easily impressed, though. We shall see if their efforts pay off!

We hear that Mad Cow Kazzy was trying to convince The World?s Hottest Tender Tucker that he needs to find a new hobby to help him unwind and that jumping out of cakes at bachelorette parties was JUST the way!!! OMG!!! She didn?t seem to make much headway in convincing him but we sure hope that she doesn?t give up! The idea of T.W.H.T. Tucker jumping out of a cake is enough to convince any woman to get married! Hell, yours truly would like to be a bride if there was a promise of a bachelorette party like that!

So sweet! Prof. Jolyon and Real Estate Mogul Rena just keep on getting closer. We hear that he was seen giving her a book as a present and chatting with her at length Thursday night. We?re sure that she?ll definitely treasure that gift! She certainly does love to read! We love guys who give thoughtful gifts to their women! That?s certainly a step in a positive direction for Prof. Jolyon and R.E.M. Rena!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-05-19 09:03 EST
Happy Happy Birthday Friday!

We sure hope True knows just how lucky he is to have such a sweet girl! Marvelous Mira decked out the Red Dragon Inn in decorations for her man?s birthday! How sweet! We hear that she was all sorts of excited and had even baked a cake. Quite a few of his friends showed up to celebrate with him! We hear that Sex Pot Kitty, Old Man Tass, She-Devil Aja, and Our Darling Taneth were on hand. However, O.D. Taneth was having trouble understanding the concept of a birthday party. We hear that True was DEFINITELY surprised and overwhelmed by the show of love from his girl and his friends!

Lilli certainly took a huuuuge risk by moving in on Miss Mercy?s man, Wesley! Miss Mercy is not a lady to be messed with! We certainly doubt that Lilli was serious because she seems to have eyes for every hot-blooded male in the city! That girl has already been linked with quite a few bachelors and Wesley seems pretty set on having himself a piece of Mercy. Good luck to Wesley in keeping his hands on Miss Mercy, though! She?s a wild one!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-05-21 10:47 EST
The Grind Saturday!

How can you not but love Brale Brother Baker??? He NEVER gives up!!! That sort of stick-to-it-ness would be downright dangerous if he put it towards a constructive hobby. We hear that he spent the early part of Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn belly up to the bar and trying to convince Queen of Class Sylvia that what he really needed to make his aching back better was a good, solid rubdown. Q.O.C. Sylvia never gave him that rubdown just in case you were wondering!

We bet that she would have given Hudson a back rub! The two were later spotted hanging out together and were as cozy as always! We never would have pegged him for a romantic but we hear that he bought a lovely bouquet of flowers from Marvelous Mira from Q.O.C. Sylvia! He seems to be quite the catch! Get it??? Fisherman? Catch?

Head Pussy Panther was in the Inn talking to Sex Pot Kitty about a nice rack!!! Okay, okay. So it was a buck?s rack, not a woman?s. We?re absolutely sure that S.P. Kitty would rather be chatting about a woman?s! S.P. Kitty wisely became quite silent when SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee began questioning Head Pussy Panther on when he would be settling down with S?jira. H.P. Panther seemed a bit uncomfortable with the questioning! Wow! They?ve been together FOREEEEVVVEEERRR?. at least in RhyDin terms! H.P. Panther must have some serious commitment issues. He better be careful. That woman is HAWT and there?s always the chance that she?ll be snatched away from him!

OMG! What in the world was Awful Ali doing to The Many Faces of Fio??? There was some serious hardcore grinding going on!!! As they were bumping hips they were also whispering in each other?s ears. Those two just keep getting closer and closer. We think S.P. Kitty should be warning her away from him but she was too busy flirting with Jace and catching up with Icer. A. Ali and T.M.F.O. Fio have moved on from harmless flirting to behavior that is quite inappropriate in public for a young lady! Although, we doubt that either of them worries much about T.M.F.O. Fio?s reputation.

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-05-21 11:10 EST
Punch to the Nose Sunday!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was bumming it Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn! Our sources spotted her chatting with Brale Brothers Reap and Baker as the duo knocked back ales at the bar. The pair got into some sort of argument about the location of all the loose women and lesbians in RhyDin which ended with Reap slapping Baker across the face. Wow. Certainly not stimulating conversation by any means. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee certainly found the pair entertaining, though!

The Many Faces of Fio and Awful Ali were NOT entertained, however. We hear that B.B. Baker reeaaaally started flirting it up with T.M.F.O. Fio which led to A. Ali jumping into the fray when T.M.F.O. Fio started getting uncomfortable with B.B. Baker?s advances. It got so heated that T.M.F.O. Fio actually punched B.B. Baker in the nose!!! Needless to say, T.M.F.O. Fio is not a Brale Brother fan!!!

That?s okay because one of their biggest fans arrived to soothe their heartache! Badsider Princess PJ!!!! The beer spokesmodel was on hand and looking as SLUTTACIOUS as ever! B.B. Reap seemed to have a hard time keeping his hands off of her and she helped stop the nose bleed that T.M.F.O. Fio?s nasty left hook caused. Those are a pair of lucky, lucky boys!

Mad Cow Kazzy was seen sporting some sort of odd collar contraption briefly while she was hanging out with her man, Grumbling Grem! We knew that deep down she was a very, very naughty girl but we didn?t know she was down right kinky!!! Actually, we?re not all that surprised that Grumbling Grem is into such things. It?s always the quiet ones, you know???

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-05-25 15:58 EST
Degree Monday!

Playboy Shane was overheard explaining the point of his newspaper to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee Monday night. From what we gather ?The Enabler? allows people to self-promote through interviews and respond to whatever is being said about them in the tabloids. WHATEVER! We know the real point of the newspaper is to help Playboy Shane meet more and more women. He certainly seems to interview an awful lot of them! We wonder what percentage of his interviews occur between the sheets!

Our sources say Derby Girl Sami announced to Brale Brother Reap that she got her degree! Wow. An educated woman. We would be impressed if we weren?t sure that D.G. Sami will find a way to waste all that intelligence. For example, she spent most of the evening flirting it up with the wide variety of men that made up the patrons of the Inn on that particular night. She?ll get drunk and knocked up just like all the others and we?ll be disappointed at the waste. Perhaps she?ll be the exception but we?re not holding our breath. Congratulations for whatever it?s worth, Sami.

Minstrel Soerl was seen chatting it up with his old friend Adel at the bar. We hear that Adel questioned him as to when he and Luscious Lydia would be making little ones to keep M. Soerl?s young daughter company. According to Soerl, there are no little rugrats in his future! WHAT?!?! We?re awfully surprised that he is ruling out children so decisively. We hear that he didn?t look all too happy about the prospect. Iiiiinteresting!

Lucky Lawyer Lucien was seen chatting with young Lirssa. Perhaps he will be a good influence on her because girls that age really shouldn?t run around so completely unescorted. That?s just the sort of wild child that really turns into one of these shot-pounding bad girls that fill up the Inn. However, if anyone can turn around a wayward child it would be Lucky Lawyer Lucien!

FLAWLESS Koy and Lil Boy Blue Locke were seen discussing the fashion biz Monday night in the Outback. How FANTASTIC and scandalous would it be if FLAWLESS Koy and L.B.B. Locke had an affair with one another??? They would be the hands-down, no questions asked best dressed couple in RhyDin! But, alas, the conversation was not the least bit romantic. Thus, we are forced to only see this happen in our imaginary game of RhyDin ? The Soap Opera!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-05-25 15:58 EST
Drooooling Tuesday!

We hear that there was a Stitch spotting Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn! He was seen chatting with the fabulous Maeve and asking her if her man Ethan has been behaving himself. We heard that Maeve was quick to say that he was indeed and that she seemed quite taken by him. We almost wish that he wasn?t. Wouldn?t it be FANTASTIC to see Stitch go all over protective big brother on Ethan?s ass!!! We do have to admit that we are awfully glad that he?s making Maeve happy.

TRASH-tastic Jade?s husband (yeah, we still can?t believe it either), Dakota, was spotted strutting his stuff on into the Inn laaaate Tuesday night. We hear that he had given up hope on his wife coming back into town and was consoling himself on PAARTY Girl Chase?s shoulder! You heard us right, Reality Check Brandon! He seemed pretty broken up that TRASH-tastic Jade ?left him?. He wasn?t upset enough not to be droooooling over P.G. Chase, though! Interestingly enough, we just got a letter a day or two ago from TRASH-tastic Jade herself saying she was back in town! Only time will tell how this will work itself out!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-05-25 19:08 EST
Smutty Wednesday!

We totally have to agree with Intern Pain in the Ass! Ballerina Katarina is insanely HAWT! And we?re absolutely sure that her new, grown-up look has to be credited to her fashion designer boyfriend, Lil? Boy Blue Locke! The pair were seen Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn and the RhyDin Theatre and Opera House?s star was ROCKING a cream dress with a delicate orange blossom print! Her and L.B.B. Locke were inseparable!

Mama Hen Sianna certainly has been keeping quite the eye on Head of the House Johnny! And as well she should after what happened last year! He was behind the bar slinging drinks and his pretty wife was present at the bar. Mama Hen Sianna was also keeping an eye out for the Little Lass Lirssa! And it?s good to know someone is! L.L. Lirssa was busy setting up a new girl in a room at the Inn. What a sweetheart!

My, my, my! PAARTY Girl Chase certainly is drinking hard even for her! She and Lilli were at the bar throwing back shots and bottles of beer like there was no tomorrow. To make matters even worse the pair was in the company of Brale Brother Reap and later Hussy Hina. We actually had hope for Lilli but she certainly does not keep good company! We think that Reality Check Brandon is going to have a thing or two to say about P.G. Chase?s recent behavior! Could this be the nail in the coffin of their relationship?

Wow. We almost don?t believe this but after all this time Brale Brother Reap and Badsider Princess PJ seem to be BACK TOGETHER!!! There should be a law about combining that much drunken sluttiness. We have to love B.P. PJ, though! She might be a COMPLETE disaster but she sure increases our circulation which increases our advertising revenue! B.B. Reap and B.P. PJ were spotted by our sources macking on one another in the middle of the Inn much to Brale Brother Baker?s disgust. We hear that he, in fact, labeled the coupling ?gross?. If she was kissing on B.B. Baker or another woman we feel that he?d have an entirely different word for it.

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-05-25 19:45 EST
Let the Games Begin Thursday!

We hear that the Red Dragon Inn was pretty quiet early Thursday night but that didn?t stop our sources from catching sight of AJ and Stas together again! The hot young doctor is becoming quite the talk of the town we hear. Who can blame AJ for falling so hard for him so quickly??? She certainly has good taste. Sink your claws into him fast, girlfriend! His star is on the rise!

We hear that later into the night Stas came quite close to punching Brale Brother Reap. We know, we know. How is someone wanting to punch B.B. Reap in the nose newsworthy??? Well, what was entertaining to us was that B.B. Reap actually offered to let him so that Stas could impress his girl! HILARIOUS! What these guys don?t realize is that by even speaking back to B.B. Reap they give him exactly what he wants!

Not-Doc Anya was asking Simmering Sivanna what she should wear to make a room full of men drool. Doesn?t N-D Anya have enough men??? There?s a point where ?girl power? goes too far. This is it. Unfortunately, Simmering Sivanna gave her some good advice. Simmering Sivanna really should use her sultry powers for good, not evil! Isn?t there a good-hearted bookworm somewhere in RhyDin that she can give such advice to???

Speaking of which, Real Estate Mogul Rena was seen chatting up her friend?s man, Brale Brother Reap. For a good girl, R.E.M. Rena certainly does spend a good deal of time with some unsavory characters. She and B.B. Reap seem awfully tight. We have to wonder if R.E.M. Rena doesn?t have a thing for one of her best friends? man! B.B. Reap spent most of his evening attempting to convince her to go on another sailing expedition with them. We had no idea they were planning another! Let the games begin!

The lovely S?jira was discussing her beading with another in the same field. We hear that after Sex Pot Kitty?s wedding, her work is becoming increasingly in high demand! We?re betting the fact that by this time next year you won?t be able to have a respectable wedding in this city without your wedding gown having spent significant time in S?jira?s hands! The woman is amazing!