Monday, November 5th
We're Back Thursday!
We?re back! After a week and a half of sipping Mai Thais on a warm sandy beach, we?re refreshed and ready to hit the month of November in stride! We know you all have missed us dearly and we?re eager to get right back into the swing of things! Hold onto your seats, kids! We?re sure the celebrities, heiresses, and bar flies of the Red Dragon Inn will NOT disappoint!
We love how much governmental business The Gov Kitty conducts while in the Inn with a mug of ale in her hand! That?s our sort of politician! The first day of November found her doing just that while in a heated argument with Wolv. Evidently, Wolv wanted to collect a militia and head off to fight evil and, for some reason, wanted The Gov?s permission. Er, what??? Doesn?t he know that NOBODY asks The Gov?s permission before gathering a militia? What public leader would say ?Sure, a mass an army that could potentially take over the city!? Yet, there?s a million and one independent militias as well as foreign armies in this city! The people in this town JUST DO IT! They certainly don?t ask permission first! Le sigh!
Lucky found himself surrounded by beautiful women!!! Man?s got some game!!! The GORGEOUS and WITTY Sylvia was tending bar and chatting him up and SMASHING Issy also spent a while talking to him about the state of the city. Murder, arson, thievery, and more! Don?t these people ever learn that the state of the city is always the same??? It?s always a thin wire from total chaos! AND WE LOVE IT FOR THAT!
OoOoOoOoh! Our sources inform us there was a very cold encounter between DoD-er Rena and Soerl?s new girl ? Savannah! Soerl was practically BEGGING Rena to be nice to Savannah but she remained quite cold! And in fact, turned away and left the table when Savannah invited her to have a seat!!! Soerl stormed out, leaving Savannah still sitting at the table!!! Do we smell jealousy??? Could DoD-er Rena have a thing for Soerl??? Later in the night, Soerl came back into the Inn and was seen having a private discussion with Rena!!! We?re not entirely sure he?d pick Savannah if he had to choose!
We like our men HAWT AND DANGEROUS! Thus, we?re super glad that Tareth is back in town! He?s been spotted several times late into the night in the Inn drinking and just being all around DELICIOUS! We?re still dying to see Lassie Cassie bite back at Awesome Alain for all the time he?s been spending with Tareth?s other half! Lust Triangles are so much more interesting when a fourth becomes involved!
Downstairs in the Arena, G?nort greeted Imp with a lick! Uh, ew! Imp was overheard stating that he felt ?dirty, soiled, and abused?. Maybe he?ll connect the dots and realize that?s how some of the ladies feel when he gropes them! We really hope he doesn?t, though. We love the little perv!
Ugh! This was so fugly that we almost puked upon hearing it! Evidently WHORE-acious Erin and G?naughty G?nort were seen in a lip lock inside a ring. Be still our stomach! Yuck, yuck, yuck. Neither of these two should be allowed to procreate. WHORE-acious Erin would only manage on passing that awful sense of morality and G?naughty G?nort tends to have a dozen paternity suits pending at any one time.
DoD-er PJ was also in the Arena making the rounds! She was seen begging folks for money for some auction that she was hoping to win. She got both Sinfully Sexy Sartan and Venom Vinny to open their pocket books and hand over cash to her! We wonder what sort of sexual favors she promised them in return!!! Slutty, slutty girl!
We're Back Thursday!
We?re back! After a week and a half of sipping Mai Thais on a warm sandy beach, we?re refreshed and ready to hit the month of November in stride! We know you all have missed us dearly and we?re eager to get right back into the swing of things! Hold onto your seats, kids! We?re sure the celebrities, heiresses, and bar flies of the Red Dragon Inn will NOT disappoint!
We love how much governmental business The Gov Kitty conducts while in the Inn with a mug of ale in her hand! That?s our sort of politician! The first day of November found her doing just that while in a heated argument with Wolv. Evidently, Wolv wanted to collect a militia and head off to fight evil and, for some reason, wanted The Gov?s permission. Er, what??? Doesn?t he know that NOBODY asks The Gov?s permission before gathering a militia? What public leader would say ?Sure, a mass an army that could potentially take over the city!? Yet, there?s a million and one independent militias as well as foreign armies in this city! The people in this town JUST DO IT! They certainly don?t ask permission first! Le sigh!
Lucky found himself surrounded by beautiful women!!! Man?s got some game!!! The GORGEOUS and WITTY Sylvia was tending bar and chatting him up and SMASHING Issy also spent a while talking to him about the state of the city. Murder, arson, thievery, and more! Don?t these people ever learn that the state of the city is always the same??? It?s always a thin wire from total chaos! AND WE LOVE IT FOR THAT!
OoOoOoOoh! Our sources inform us there was a very cold encounter between DoD-er Rena and Soerl?s new girl ? Savannah! Soerl was practically BEGGING Rena to be nice to Savannah but she remained quite cold! And in fact, turned away and left the table when Savannah invited her to have a seat!!! Soerl stormed out, leaving Savannah still sitting at the table!!! Do we smell jealousy??? Could DoD-er Rena have a thing for Soerl??? Later in the night, Soerl came back into the Inn and was seen having a private discussion with Rena!!! We?re not entirely sure he?d pick Savannah if he had to choose!
We like our men HAWT AND DANGEROUS! Thus, we?re super glad that Tareth is back in town! He?s been spotted several times late into the night in the Inn drinking and just being all around DELICIOUS! We?re still dying to see Lassie Cassie bite back at Awesome Alain for all the time he?s been spending with Tareth?s other half! Lust Triangles are so much more interesting when a fourth becomes involved!
Downstairs in the Arena, G?nort greeted Imp with a lick! Uh, ew! Imp was overheard stating that he felt ?dirty, soiled, and abused?. Maybe he?ll connect the dots and realize that?s how some of the ladies feel when he gropes them! We really hope he doesn?t, though. We love the little perv!
Ugh! This was so fugly that we almost puked upon hearing it! Evidently WHORE-acious Erin and G?naughty G?nort were seen in a lip lock inside a ring. Be still our stomach! Yuck, yuck, yuck. Neither of these two should be allowed to procreate. WHORE-acious Erin would only manage on passing that awful sense of morality and G?naughty G?nort tends to have a dozen paternity suits pending at any one time.
DoD-er PJ was also in the Arena making the rounds! She was seen begging folks for money for some auction that she was hoping to win. She got both Sinfully Sexy Sartan and Venom Vinny to open their pocket books and hand over cash to her! We wonder what sort of sexual favors she promised them in return!!! Slutty, slutty girl!