RhyDin Rewind Beach Party
Barbie: Good evening, RhyDin! We're here, on what may be one of the most exciting nights of the fall season as yours truly - Barbie! - and the always FABULOUS Marc Franco comment Live! during the RhyDin Rewind Beach Party.
Marc: Hello, my loves! Aren't we EXCITED for tonight???
Barbie: Marc, you can feel it practically sparkling in the air here in the GangStar offices!
Barbie: But our fans are probably wondering how it is that we're able to comment on what's going on out there, when we're tucked away here in the offices sipping cosmos. Shall we let them in on the secret?
Marc: (Cosmos with Barbie. Be jealous!) I will let you give away the Gossip GangStar secrets, dear, but only because I love you so much.
Barbie: Oh! Barbie squealing and clapping. It's so, so juicy! We have turned all James Bond on their at the RhyDin Rewind and sent a spy in with cleavage cams and audio, so we'll get the real scoop on what goes on tonight. We can see everything right now on monitors here in the newsroom.
It's like watching The Real Trashy Housewives of RhyDin City. Oooh! Did Harris just pee in the pool?
Marc: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Barbie, I don't think you can say in the Gossip GangStar. This is a family blog, you know.
I don't know but is that shrimp? Do you think our plant can stuff some of that down her bra with the camera and bring it back to us?
Barbie: Intern Sassypants! Get on that, stat! Marc wants a shrimp! Tiny fingers snapping.
Speaking of shrimps, get a load of that little thing Seiri's chasing around the pool. I think I just heard her call it 'Little Harris' and I think that answers a big question millions have had for years here. That's right, RhyDin. 'Little Harris' is tiny and annoying - you heard it here first!
Marc: A lot of bark and not a lot of follow through. Just what we suspected.
Wow, Barbie, is that... Rekah? Jasper sure made quick work of that. Those two will make beautiful children. Probably not the most intelligent children in the world but they will be beautiful.
Barbie: I heard she's having twins and she's still not as big as the ? Barbie clears her throat - I can't say. I promised to try and be nice, but let's just say Rekah has nothing to worry about in the Big Butt department. She looks radiant, as she should.
Marc: Wait, wait, wait. Stop the event! Why would you ever promise to be nice?
Barbie: It was a moment of weakness! I had a head injury! What was I thinking!?! Ducii has a big !
Marc: Yeah, speaking of people who would make dumb but beautiful babies, I wonder if hers would be able to tie their shoes.... Right, moooooving on!
There's the Governor and her new man. She certainly went for a younger, hotter model, did she not? Well, I guess what's good for the boys is good for the girls, right?
Barbie: She traded up, but I think he's Mr. Right Now, if you know what I mean. I heard he was hitting up on the party hostess at the Outback the other night. I just don't think she's the type to put up with shenanigans.
Marc: Can we really blame him for that, though? Seirichi is quite the looker... despite her rather unfortunate name and despite her rather unfortunate co-worker and despite her rather unfortunate team leader and despite her rather unfortunate mouth... Okay, yeah, I just changed my mind. Shame on him.
Barbie: Oh! Oh! Who's the cute little schoolgirl number who came in with them? I swear Harris should have a restraining order around schools. Did you see the way he looked at her when she walked away?
Marc: Bayliss! She's totally adorb. She goes to school over at the IAP. Cute little mage in training. Oh, look! Now he's drooling over Thorn. Do you think perhaps he agreed to help Seirichi out with this party merely so he could drool over girls in swimsuits?
Wait, why am I even asking that question? Of course that was his reasoning.
Barbie: That's why we have the our agent in there undercover. If either of us had showed up tonight, we'd be fighting off Little Harris with the rest of them.
While we're talking about the rest of them, shall we mention who else has arrived? The crowd is just pouring through the front door now.
Marc: I see the lovely, slutty little Jane. That girl does unabashed RhyDin strumpet right. She never fails to be entertaining. And gorgeous. Rumor has it she's been seen spending a lot of time lately with one of the rabbit-like producing Daniels. I can't believe that such a floozy would tie herself down to a Daniels. Good news is that there are none in sight at the moment so she is free to get her tramping on.
Barbie: I'm breathless at the thought! Intern! Another Cosmo! Stat!
Marc: ...And we're going to take a little break so that the interns can post this before freshening our drinks! KEEP REFRESHING YOUR PAGES, MY FRIENDS!
Barbie: Good evening, RhyDin! We're here, on what may be one of the most exciting nights of the fall season as yours truly - Barbie! - and the always FABULOUS Marc Franco comment Live! during the RhyDin Rewind Beach Party.
Marc: Hello, my loves! Aren't we EXCITED for tonight???
Barbie: Marc, you can feel it practically sparkling in the air here in the GangStar offices!
Barbie: But our fans are probably wondering how it is that we're able to comment on what's going on out there, when we're tucked away here in the offices sipping cosmos. Shall we let them in on the secret?
Marc: (Cosmos with Barbie. Be jealous!) I will let you give away the Gossip GangStar secrets, dear, but only because I love you so much.
Barbie: Oh! Barbie squealing and clapping. It's so, so juicy! We have turned all James Bond on their at the RhyDin Rewind and sent a spy in with cleavage cams and audio, so we'll get the real scoop on what goes on tonight. We can see everything right now on monitors here in the newsroom.
It's like watching The Real Trashy Housewives of RhyDin City. Oooh! Did Harris just pee in the pool?
Marc: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Barbie, I don't think you can say in the Gossip GangStar. This is a family blog, you know.
I don't know but is that shrimp? Do you think our plant can stuff some of that down her bra with the camera and bring it back to us?
Barbie: Intern Sassypants! Get on that, stat! Marc wants a shrimp! Tiny fingers snapping.
Speaking of shrimps, get a load of that little thing Seiri's chasing around the pool. I think I just heard her call it 'Little Harris' and I think that answers a big question millions have had for years here. That's right, RhyDin. 'Little Harris' is tiny and annoying - you heard it here first!
Marc: A lot of bark and not a lot of follow through. Just what we suspected.
Wow, Barbie, is that... Rekah? Jasper sure made quick work of that. Those two will make beautiful children. Probably not the most intelligent children in the world but they will be beautiful.
Barbie: I heard she's having twins and she's still not as big as the ? Barbie clears her throat - I can't say. I promised to try and be nice, but let's just say Rekah has nothing to worry about in the Big Butt department. She looks radiant, as she should.
Marc: Wait, wait, wait. Stop the event! Why would you ever promise to be nice?
Barbie: It was a moment of weakness! I had a head injury! What was I thinking!?! Ducii has a big !
Marc: Yeah, speaking of people who would make dumb but beautiful babies, I wonder if hers would be able to tie their shoes.... Right, moooooving on!
There's the Governor and her new man. She certainly went for a younger, hotter model, did she not? Well, I guess what's good for the boys is good for the girls, right?
Barbie: She traded up, but I think he's Mr. Right Now, if you know what I mean. I heard he was hitting up on the party hostess at the Outback the other night. I just don't think she's the type to put up with shenanigans.
Marc: Can we really blame him for that, though? Seirichi is quite the looker... despite her rather unfortunate name and despite her rather unfortunate co-worker and despite her rather unfortunate team leader and despite her rather unfortunate mouth... Okay, yeah, I just changed my mind. Shame on him.
Barbie: Oh! Oh! Who's the cute little schoolgirl number who came in with them? I swear Harris should have a restraining order around schools. Did you see the way he looked at her when she walked away?
Marc: Bayliss! She's totally adorb. She goes to school over at the IAP. Cute little mage in training. Oh, look! Now he's drooling over Thorn. Do you think perhaps he agreed to help Seirichi out with this party merely so he could drool over girls in swimsuits?
Wait, why am I even asking that question? Of course that was his reasoning.
Barbie: That's why we have the our agent in there undercover. If either of us had showed up tonight, we'd be fighting off Little Harris with the rest of them.
While we're talking about the rest of them, shall we mention who else has arrived? The crowd is just pouring through the front door now.
Marc: I see the lovely, slutty little Jane. That girl does unabashed RhyDin strumpet right. She never fails to be entertaining. And gorgeous. Rumor has it she's been seen spending a lot of time lately with one of the rabbit-like producing Daniels. I can't believe that such a floozy would tie herself down to a Daniels. Good news is that there are none in sight at the moment so she is free to get her tramping on.
Barbie: I'm breathless at the thought! Intern! Another Cosmo! Stat!
Marc: ...And we're going to take a little break so that the interns can post this before freshening our drinks! KEEP REFRESHING YOUR PAGES, MY FRIENDS!