Monday, October 1

Whore-acious Friday!

Lang appeared quite frustrated Friday night when in the middle of the Red Dragon Inn he was accused by ex-girlfriend Rhy of manipulating her and telling her that he loved her all in order to sleep with her. Ryo had to literally pull the crazed jilted lover away from the scene so that cooler heads may prevail. That's what happens when you play the game, Lang! If you're going to be a player better be ready for the DRAMAZ! And, man, do we love Rhy. She's totally the new Bloody Psycho Sera!!!

The Gov Kitty and Miss Mercy were in the Inn and up to trouble as usual. These two shouldn't be allowed within a hundred yards from one another!!! They're faaaar too much HAWT TROUBLE when together. This dynamic duo spent their time hitting on Antonio while he tended bar and passing mugs of ale to Lang to ease his "heartache".

Speaking of getting people liquored up, Brale Brother Baker was seen keeping our Evie in constant supply of booze! They looked all cute and snuggly as Baker whispered sweet nothings in her ear. We're still dyyyyying for these two to get married!!!

DoD-er Rena was seen in the Arena finally discussing the whereabouts of her Boy Toy Val with fellow DoD-er Charlie!!! Unfortunately, our sources FAILED to catch any details! We are ashamed and embarrassed by this disgrace and we promise to keep our ear to the ground for more details. Let's just say that by the looks on the women's faces, it doesn't seem like he's away on holiday!

Whore-acious Erin was also in the Arena shaking her lack of stuff. Now we used to think she was cute but since she decided to lead the charge against yours truly, we've decided she's a slimy little wench!!! It's on now, Whore-acious Erin!!! You don't BOYCOTT The GangSTAR!!!

Wednesday, October 3

Birthday Sunday!

Here's the shock of all shocks. Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn started off with Rhy demanding Lang tell her why he no longer wants her to be part of his life. We just don't even know where to begin but we'll give it a try....

OMG, Clingy Rhy!!! Please don't make use feel sorry for Wannabe Man Whore Lang!!! We don't want to!!! We will have to be dragged their kicking and screaming but you've got us by our gorgeous pink locks and are tugging us in that direction!!! Leave the poor man alone!!! The next time you want to go cry on his shoulder, take a deep breath and turn away. IT IS OVER!!!

HEIFER Jewell sure likes her pirates!!! Plunderin' Pirate Miles continued his time on land by spending time in the Inn. We have to think that he could find better company than HER!!! For example, the loooovely Eless was tending bar!!! She actually appeared nearly healthy. Maybe she'll catch her man after all!

Sianna and her main man Johnny were both spotted making the rounds Sunday night. We hear the couple is engaged after a delightfully short courtship which we're sure will be followed by a delightfully short marriage and then a spectacular blow-up of a divorce. But we digress, Sianna was sporting a darling tri-color gold engagement ring with vines and leaves and a sparkling diamond in the blossom of a rose. They are soooo cute and soooo in love. Blah, blah, blah.

As for an engagement that's been a bit longer in coming, we're told that the DIVINE Storm and her YUMMY Ewan are getting married VERY sooooon! FABULOUS! It's about time that Ewan took our advice and took that girl off the market! These two are fantastically HAWT together and will have the CUTEST kids!!! Hm. Maybe the DIVINE Storm is already pregnant??? How sinfully juicy would that be???

Much to the amusement of Annex goers, Nutty Rory, who was the caller on duty for Fight Night, certainly seemed to have a bee in her proverbial bonnet! She spent much of the night reminded HAWTIE Pirate Teagan not to kiss unsuspecting men (because if you remember correctly Teagan tried to kiss Rory's husband Sartan) and actually laid into Anubis at one point for some unknown reason. Anubis and Rory verbally sparred for a couple minutes before the issue seemed to die an uneasy death. Those two certainly seem to have some history!!!

Wyh Not was seen in the Annex for the first time in aaaaages! It was certainly good to see her out and about. She got in a duel against Bran and had an informative discussion with him on the amount of knowledge that the Towers of Duel of Magic hold. She encouraged him to study the secrets that his Tower holds. Iiiiiinteresting!

DoD-er Charlie and YUMMY Alain were again seen in each other's company in the Annex. He seemed to be sporting an injury and the pair of private investigators seemed to be having a pretty serious one-on-one conversation... again much to the dismay of their friends. Has Alain finally picked a woman out of his rotating bevy of beauties? Has Charlie given up on her TDL teammate returning home? Inquiring minds want to know, kids!!! We're not huuuuge fans of DoD-er Charlie's... but at least she's no Lassie Cassie!

Uriko popped in towards the end of the night and was overheard telling G'naughty G'nort that it was her birthday. G'nort at least managed to stop hitting on her long enough to wish her a happy birthday... or perhaps that was a line to get into her pants as well. At least Uriko managed to escape the scene without being punched. We all know how G'nort likes to hit unsuspecting young women!!!

Anyway.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, URIKO!!!

Monday, October 8

POSTAL Tuesday!

In an interesting twist of fate, it seems that in Bloody Psycho Sera's current man, she may have found someone who is even too psychotic and blow-up prone for her in Brian F.!!! When our sources spotted her Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn, Bloody Psycho Sera seemed to be getting awfully sick of her current man's on-going feud with Wanna-Be Pimp Lang!!! Sera attempted to get them to knock off the arguing but nothing seems to be working with those two. Poor Sera just can't catch a break!

The MAN Xeno was seen getting quite snippy with someone that he appeared to know quite well at the bar. Wow! We'd love to see the former Overlord totally go POSTAL on someone's unsuspecting ass!!!

So can we consider these two official yet??? The private investigators (and quite the hell-raising pair), Awesome Alain and DoD-er Charlie, were again spotted in each other's company in the Inn! The alcohol flowed heavy and the looks exchanged were hooooot!!! Our sources were unsure if these two were about to kill each other or about to have sex right there on the table! Definitely interesting! We hear that they then took the show down to the Outback and things got quite testy between Charlie and G'naughty G'nort!!! Could he disapprove of this budding.... well, whatever it is???

We LOVE tall redheads so we were just as excited as Chryrie to find that Basalt is back in town!!! The HAWTIE bartender was seen at the bar getting her drink on and Chryrie was as giddy as a fan girrrl! What fabulous news!!!

Our sources report back that Koy was seen acting incredibly odd in the Outback laaaate Tuesday night. Even her fellow DoD-ers seemed startled by her behavior!!! Is the stress of trying to remain hip and current in the ever-changing fashion industry starting to weigh on her???

Monday, October 8

Redheaded Wednesday!

Johnny was overheard by our sources Wednesday night at the Red Dragon Inn gossiping with Puuuuurftect Piper and Stitch about exactly how he popped the question to Sianna!!! Evidently it was during the zombie infestation and wasn't exactly the most romantic proposal we've ever heard of. Well, he's only known the girl for a month and a half so it's not exactly like he's had all the time in the world to prepare. We still say that this relationship has all the makings of one hell of a flame out!!!

Finally, it appears that Rhy has stopped following Pimp Wanna-be Lang around. All it takes to ease a broken heart in this city is a taut rear end and a set of nice biceps!!! Rhy has now moved her attentions on to a more interested recipient in Brandon!!! If you remember correctly, Brandon's last relationship ended with the women whom he had just asked to marry him turning him down COOOOLD!!! Since these two are both quite familiar with being on the losing end of love we have a feeling that they might do quite well together.... at least for a couple weeks.

Not only has the goooorgeous redhead Basalt returned to RhyDin but it appears that the patrons of the Red Dragon Inn are lucky enough to get her HAWTNESS back as a bartender as well!!! She was seen pouring drinks and entertaining the drunks from behind the bar with SUUUUUPER Des at her side!!!

Brian was seen in the Inn catching up on the goings-on that he missed while away for the birth of his twins and catching the Inn up on the goings-on of his growing family!!! We do hope this means that Jenai will be returning soon. We have missed them both!!!

G'naughty G'nort was again seen with Sex-crazed Alex in the Outback in the late hours of Wednesday night. Despite what we hear people saying, we have an awfully hard time believing that these two have not yet had sex!!! Such silliness. Just seal the freaking deal already!!!

Tuesday, October 9

MUST SEE Friday!

Our sources were quick to report that they saw new love blossoming right before their very eyes Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn!!! Evidently, Brandon was a blushing fool over the bubbly Rhy while stumbling his way through asking her out on a date. If it had been just a bit less awkward it would have been cute but according to our sources it just proved difficult to watch!!!

Speaking of new love blossoming, Phillipe and Adrianna were lubricating their relationship with massive quantities of alcohol. We hope they slept together and he knocked her up. That would be some deliciously wonderful gossip.

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee returned to the realm!!! Any man who loves shapely legs and a tight rear end will rejoice and be glad!!! She was seen spending a bit of quality time reuniting with her oh-so hot man, Julien. Welcome back, oh SPLENDIFEROUS one!!!

Otherwise, the bar was pretty quiet Friday night! That doesn't mean that Antonio wasn't kept busy behind the bar, though! Everybody's favorite boozing couple (remember, kids -- the couple that gets trashed together, stays together!) Our Evie and her Brale Brother Baker kept him busy refilling their mugs of ale. We're still dyyyyyying for these two to get hitched!!!

Down in the basement Arena, The Gov Kitty was seen cuddling up in G'naughty G'nort's lap. Ew. Yuck. We thought she had better taste than his skankness!!! We're still wondering when G'naughty G'nort's wife is going to come back in town to seriously lay some smack down on his less than loyal tail!!!

The Overlord Cletus and his brother Magnus were both spotted in the rings of the Arena while Xeno called!!! Certainly a night of legends!!! We're still just waiting on a challenge from Magnus. He has to have enough wins by now.

Perhaps he's just waiting to see the results of Wednesday night's challenge with Damien and Cas! Speaking of which, that's a total MUST SEE EVENT!!! You like trash-talking? You like to watch two talented duelists duke it out? BE THERE Wednesday night at 10 in the Arena to witness the action!!!

Monday, October 15

Ex Wife Sunday!

Sunday night started much as Saturday night ended in the Red Dragon Inn!!! Soerl and DoD-er Rena were again chatting with Lydia who appeared very much the third wheel at this table!!! Soerl was directing heavy flattery Rena?s way and could barely tear his eyes off of her.

Ilztyn was overheard by our sources chatting up SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee once again!!! Evidently he told her that he had a fantastic time in her company the night before. The pair didn?t last in the Inn long!!! SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee seemed to fall for the man?s charms and they headed out to take the ?conversation? elsewhere. OMG, Kairee moves FAAAAAAST!!!

WHOA! Did we miss something??? Evidently Deadbeat Dad Alex was spotted exchanging some R-rated looks with her former girl, Other Woman Lain, during a very private conversation that the two were having! Our sources inform us that D.D. Alex?s wife, The OTHER Other Woman Yami, hasn?t been seen with him in quite some time. D.D. Alex does seem to have second thoughts a lot after leaving a woman, no???

Just when we thought HEIFER Jewell had finally left for good! Blah on her! She was spotted in the Inn with her uncouth pirate husband Stephen. Evidently they?ve been at sea? blah, blah, blah?. they?re just stopping for supplies? We HATE writing about her! We only do it because we know YOU sickos looooove to read about her. MAKE IT STOOOOPPPPP!!!

HEIFER Jewell did at least warn our lovely Eless when Wil took a seat at the bar when Eless was tending. We certainly haven?t seen Wil in a while but he hasn?t changed in the least!!! He did some HARDCORE hitting on Eless but, thankfully, she seemed quite immune from his charms. That man reaaaally needs a lesson in subtly! Big Boss Man Panther stepped in to save the day, advising Wil that as Eless?s boss, he was the only ?special man? she needed in her life! And, thus, just another reason why we are maaaadly in love with Panther!

Wil is never one to dwell on defeat so he quickly moved on to the Luscious Piper!!! We know we don?t have to worry about Piper falling in with that sort of man, though. She?s too mouthy for their taste!!! That?s why we love Love LOVE Piper!!!

Our sources CLAIM that they actually caught Uber-serious but Uber-HAWT new hubby Ewan grinning in the Inn Sunday night!!! Well, wouldn?t you be grinning if you woke up and realized that you get to make the relations with the DIVINE Storm for the rest of your natural life??? He seemed quite content with married life and we are so happy for them both!!! Storm came in a bit later and, let us just tell you, they were TOO CUTE together!!!

It was nice to see Sweet Sugar out and about! The blonde half of the twins ventured down into the depths of the Red Dragon Inn for Fight Night in the Annex with her man-again Bad Boy Darren!!! She actually seemed to be in quite a good mood and was even a bit on the social side!

Brandon tried to get a Swords duel in but it turns out that, for some reason, the healing Ward of Gondar doesn?t protect him!!! NOT GOOD!!! Luckily for him, HAWT redheaded elf Katarina was quick to spot him and bandaged him up!!! Brandon wisely decided that it was probably best if he didn?t stuck to Fists dueling from then on. Good idea, kid!

Although we hate woman-hitting, cheater G?naughty G?nort we must love his way of signing up talent to the two TDL teams he will own this year!!! He was overheard TELLING Mini-Frank Cor that he was signing him up and that Mini-Frank Cor WOULD win. LOVE IT!!! HATE HIM!!!

Man-tastic Matt and FLAWLESS Koy were seen spending a bit of time together and having an intimate conversation. It seemed like the topic was Matt?s ex-wife but our sources failed to overhear any details. However, they say that by the look on his face, it wasn?t a happy discussion!!! LOVE THE EX-SPOUSE DRAMA!!!

Monday, October 15

Sick Patron Monday!

Oooooh, the drama!!! Our sources aren?t incredibly sure of the details but the Red Dragon Inn certainly got off to a rough start on Monday night!!! New girl AJ lost her lunch on the floor in the Inn (YUCK!) while her guy Phillipe sobbed. THERE?S NO CRYING OR YACKING IN THE INN!!! Why can?t people remember that??? Especially men! Sheesh. We have no idea what happened but we?ve got a feeling these two are going to provide us drama for quite some time.

Speaking of being green around the gills, Tucker was seen in the Inn not looking good at all! He couldn?t even finish a bowl of soup and Lydia tended to him by making him a mug of tea. Pooooor Tucker!!! Tucker seemed quite adamant that Lydia get a message from him to Doc Babe Eva! Maybe Tucker?s just aching for a bit of TLC??? Forget Eva, Tucker! We?ll volunteer!!!

Lydia went on to have a conversation with Stitch and Maeve that involved the topics of fighting, balance, and instincts. Blah, blah, blah. What?s with the meaningful conversations??? Let?s get to the gossipy subjects already! Our sources DID overhear Stitch telling Lydia that there is a female version of him out there somewhere and she?s evidently even more NASTY!!! LOVE IT!!!

Evidently as a prank, someone came in and replaced the ale with a nonalcoholic version!!! Johnny didn?t seem to find that particular prank all that funny. His gooooorgeous wife-to-be Sianna certainly did, though!!! Unfortunately, she continued to enable her alcoholic partner by providing him with a couple bottles of Badsider to accompany the meal she made him and his friend Peredhil. Bah! These men don?t appreciate what they have!!! Sianna is the best!

What a pleasant surprise! The lovely Sylvia was behind the bar Monday night! We looooove her! She met a cute new girl named?.. Hodge. Really?!?! Hodge? Did your parents hate you??? We think that Kitty should pass a law not allowing the parents of this city to name their kids any longer. We should be put in charge of the task. You don?t name your daughter HODGE!!! Anyway, Hodge is cute and she should be thanking her lucky stars that she is because it would be ten times worse being coupled with that name if she was, you know, the size of a cow?. like a certain Fatty Fae!!!

Cute Carley was hanging out at the bar which caused the chaos and fun that always seems to accompany that adorable bundle of trouble!!! She exchanged insults with Stitch and had some choice words about HEIFER Jewell but spent most of her time tending to her Hunky Carpenter Glenn who also seems to have caught the virus that?s going around! That must be one heck of a cold!

In the Outback, Red Orc Brewery spokesmodel PJ showed her face (and, oh, what a pretty face it is) for the first time in a long time! Her leg is still in a cast from her motorcycle accident but she does seem to be getting around with her crutches better these days! Fellow DoD-er Rena seemed just exhausted by the drama as PJ was hauled off by her former man Gavin! The pair had a low but obviously heated conversation before PJ stormed out.

There was a bit of drama happening on the sandy shores of Twilight Island as well! Innocent, bubbly Taree is back in town but doesn?t seem to remember any of her old friends. Esper and Topaz seemed especially concerned for her but both were at a loss over what was causing the memory loss. Iiiiiinteresting!

Saturday, October 20

Sex-Addicted Wednesday!

Just when you thought the Lang/Brian F. drama was over, the matter exploded once again last Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn. Claaaaassy. Brian F. made mention that he failed in killing Lang which got Icer and the gang all riled up. Then Brian called Rhy a moron (which, come on, she is!) which got her new man Brandon all riled up. Of course, TRASH-tastic Jade had to get involved because what is a undignified argument without her jumping in and spouting some of her verbal garbage?

Brian had some stellar comebacks for the TRASH-tastic one? but they?re just a bit on the randy side for us to post in here. We?ve got to admit, we have a bit of a soft spot for Brian and it?s not just because he told Jade what she could do with her mouth!

Bloody Psycho Sera showed up to try to calm the situation down but it just led to a nasty argument between her and her man Brian. Poor Bloody Psycho! She finally finds a man who is really into her and it turns out he?s more psycho than she is!!!

Deadbeat Dad Alex and The Other Woman Lain were both hanging out in the Inn during all the chaos and, of course, they assisted in instigating the mess. The bigger question, though, is where is The OTHER Other Woman Yami??? Are D.D. Alex and The Other Woman Lain back together??? We sure hope not because we liked them better when they were apart. Although, it would be awwwwwesome gossip fodder if Alex has left a second woman to be with Lain!!!

The Inn got a bit quiet after that. Our Evie and Brale Brother Baker did some of their drinking at the bar and kept Basalt quite busy refilling their mugs. There?s still no engagement ring on Evie?s finger and that makes us saaaaad! Pop the question already, B.B. Baker!

In the Outback, what started as ?friendly? punching between Sartan and Harris denigrated into the pair duking it out in a ring. This match turned into a ground wrestling HAWT-a-thon?. and we remembered why everybody LOVES the Outback! HAWT, shirtless men getting it on! What? That?s not why YOU love the Outback??? You?ve got to be kidding me!!!

G?naughty G?nort was overheard giving The Gov Kitty some political advise. Doesn?t she have staff more mentally equipped to give her sound advice??? Must she really go to that sex-addicted, woman-hitting moron?!?! Come on, Gov!!!

Down in the Inn?s basement Arena, Cas was pressing his challenge against the Baron of Seaside, Damien! Overlord Cletus stepped in, as is his right, to give the Warlord a Test of Worthiness. Baron G?naughty G?nort decided that Cas was worthy and, as is his right as a renegade baron, stepped in to face Cletus on the behalf of Cas. G?naughty G?nort did not do well! He did not do well at all! The Overlord took a perfect match and then took the Warlord down with almost as much ease!!! SIIIIICK!!! Well, that?ll certainly discourage some people from trying a shot at the Overlord or one of his loyal barons!

It was a good thing that the Overlord won the match because, by the looks of things, Damien was faaaaar too hammered to walk straight much less duel.

Congratulations to Overlord Cletus! And congratulations to Baron Damien for knowing the importance of talented friends in hiiiiigh places!

Sunday, October 21

Boy Toy Friday!

Our sources were thrilled to report back to us about the events that took place in the early evening hours of Friday night in the Inn! They tell us that Tucker appeared a mess of emotions when Doc Eva walked through the day!!! And when Mercy asked him if Eva was his ?lass?, Giant Tucker turned a SPECTACULAR shade of red!!! We looooove this pairing!

Mercy seems to be spending quite a bit of time these days with tall, good-looking Peredhil!!! Perhaps her broken-heart has been soothed since Pelnar?s loss and she?s ready to move on! We sure hope so. Mercy sure could use some loving! And who better than Peredhil???

G?naughy G?nort and The Gov Kitty were AGAIN seen hanging out together and AGAIN seen leaving together!!! You?ve got to be kidding us!!! This pair together has the ego to smother the entire city and the combined sexual energy that leaves us feeling the sort of dirty that no amount of showers can save us from. Say it ain?t so, Gov!

Speaking of unusual pairings leaving together, DoD-er Rena was seen having a very private in-depth conversation with Soerl and then later headed out with him!!! Our sources think that these two make much better sense than Rena and Boy Toy Val. We shall see but we do believe that they are quite cute together!!!

Black Book Special Jaycy must have run out of married men in her Dockside District as she showed up in the Arena to look for new talent?. and to get a duel in, of course! Friday night?s unsuspecting victim? Her old friend Rand! Jaycy certainly had him distracted in the ring! She took a solid win as Rand spent most of the match admiring her legs. Unfortunately for Jaycy, she didn?t hook this one. He moved on to the next Baroness waiting for a duel ? Aya. Poooor Succubus Jaycy!

Monday, October 22

SPOTTED Sunday!

We are now proud to present your SIXTEENTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled ?

SPOTTED:

- Piper overheard telling DoD-er Rena and WHORE-acious Erin that she is marrying Stitch and that they?re having a litter of Jackalettes. Stitch, according to our sources, appeared more than a little overwhelmed! We have attempted to assure our sources that Piper was being sarcastic but they are sticking to their guns!!! We still don?t buy it and believe Piper was making a funny!!! ?.but we only report the gossip so you?ll have to decide for yourselves!

- Phillipe all gaga over his new girlfriend AJ who he is DESPERATELY in love with (Gag us with a spoon!) . He seemed in heaaaaven when she threatened to kick some drunks? rear ends for fighting in the Inn. What is with the men of this city? Why are they soooo into over aggressive women?

- WHORE-acious Erin being decent for a change by tending to poor, sweet Kacey who somehow broke her hand in the chaotic crowd that Erin, who was tending bar, just couldn?t seem to keep under control.

- some Alex-on-Alex action!!! The male Alex was seen kissing the female Alex and then the female Alex was seen kissing the male Alex?s partner in crime ? The Other OTHER Other Woman Lain! Deadbeat Dad Alex reaaaally has something special. We have no idea what it is but he?s sure got a pull with the ladies! Kissing Bandit Alex does as well!!! Her lips have been on half the patrons of the Inn and Arena!

- SMASHING Issy enjoying a bowl of soup and some bread. She seemed a bit introverted and spent her meal watching the crowd. That poor woman always seems to have a lot on her mind!

- TRASH-tastic Jade being her usual trashy self! Not only was she letting her young daughter hang out at the bar for an extended period of time but she proceeded to have a long talk with Michale about her love troubles with Gabe RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER! Le sigh. That kid?s probably already screwed up.

- Daniel introducing a lovely dark-haired woman named Sorcha around to the Inn?s patrons as a ?family friend?. We don?t believe that for a HAWT MINUTE!!! Those two appeared awfully chummy!

- G?naughty G?nort looking like he?d just taken a big bite of sour candy when WHORE-acious Erin told him that she?d hired Alain and Robert to be a part of the TDL team that the pair co-own!!! We?re so EXCITED about TDL season!!! We can barely contain ourselves!

- A breathless Soerl rushing into the basement Annex to tell DoD-er Rena that he was concerned for Topaz as there was a man looking for Topaz and her husband Lucien. DoD-er Rena didn?t seem all that concerned and assured Soerl that Lucien is bad ass enough to take care of whatever threat might be looming. We HEART Rena!

- Wyh Not brushing off the rust from her magic spells during Fight Night in the Annex! It?s so good to see her in a ring again!

Monday, October 22

Equally Psycho Tuesday!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen Tuesday night spending a bit of time with a dueling regular Daryl!!! He certainly appeared quite attentive to her needs. He invited her to spend a bit of ?alone time? with him and the pair were seen leaving together to get to know each other a little better! Cue the knocking the boots music!

Wow! Now this is scary! Bloody Psycho Sera has been seen looking quite green around the gills lately and Tuesday night she was seen rushing for the bathroom!!! Also, Tuesday night a sparkling diamond ring was seen gracing her left ring finger and her man Equally Psycho Brian was seen beaming! Could she be pregnant??? Are they engaged??? What is this city coming to???

Blue-Haired Fiend Harris was spotted on the shores of Twilight Island early in the evening and then the Outback later in the evening bothering anyone and everyone because that?s what Harrises do best!!! Somebody needs to find his wife. We think he needs a good beating to get him back in line and she seems to be the only one who can do it!

Monday, October 22

SPLENDIFEROUS Thursday!

We HEART seeing Panther behind the bar! He?s so darn yummy! In the early evening hours Thursday, Big Boss Cat-Man Panther was behind the bar slinging drinks in the Red Dragon Inn! As usual, The Gov Kitty was present to leer. It is, after all, what she does best! To make the yummy factor even better, Panther was relieved behind the bar by Man-errific Tucker! Drool-icious!

Beowulf seemed to be making friends with The Gov Kitty until she got an attitude when he suggested some sort of monetary exchange for sex! It seems the Gov was offended. Psh! Don?t you know, Beowulf?!?! She?ll give it away to any and all for free!!! Beowulf eased his sorrows with some snappy conversation with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee! The pair seemed quite taken with one another. She?s certainly keeping her options open, no???

There was lots of dueling happening in the basement Arena!!! The Duel of Swords Supervisor Chris G. was getting rid of a bit of rust. Perhaps he?s gearing up for the TDL season??? We hear that his family?s Wrecking Crew will be returning this year!!! WHORE-acious Erin and Mini Frank Cor were also both seen in the Annex! The pair are supposedly on an as-of-yet unnamed team that will be co-owned by Erin and G?naughty G?nort!!!

Yay for TDL season!!!

Tuesday, October 23

Funny Friday!

The comedy relief came early Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn! Brale Brother Baker and OUR DoD-er Evie were doing what they do best ? drinking ale and making the other patrons laugh (either with them or at them? we don?t think they care which). Evie and Baker are still claiming that Evie?s pregnant and we?re still praying that they?re pulling our legs. Even TRASH-tastic Jade, Lang, and The Gov Kitty seemed a bit appalled at the idea of this pair reproducing!

And then the night took an even odder turn (if that is at all possible) when Baker proposed to Eve using a rubber washer as a ring. The pair then immediately began talking about creating their gift registry.

?.there aren?t many times when we just don?t know what to type but we must admit that this is one of those times. We suppose congratulations are in order? but, honestly, we?ll believe it when we see Evie walking down the aisle with an ale mug instead of a bouquet and the pair performing brale/dale in front of a minister instead of the ring exchange. Either way, we better get an invite to this shindig!!!

We last reported that Cutie Savannah was seen hanging out with Jason A. and it seems that she was quite taken by him! She was overheard by our sources spilling to Phillipe about just how ?amazing? it was to be kissed by Jason A.!!! PUPPY LOVE ALERT!!! Too freaking cute!!!

Evie and Baker weren?t the only ones celebrating! Icer was surrounded by friends as she celebrated her birthday!!! It appears that TRASH-tastic Jade seemed to believe that she needed to do the drinking for her friend. Jade proceeded to get utterly WASTED while her on-again/off-again man, Gabe, looked on glumly. Icer didn?t seem to mind. She was too thrilled by the BEAUTIFUL necklace that her hubby Aurthur got her! Wives are so easy to please on their birthdays if you know the one simple rule to giving them gifts. Expensive jewelry = Everlasting love! Men! Learn it! Love it! Live it!

Dueling in the basement Arena started off with a hilarious twist as well!!! Baron of the Seaside District Damien faced off against Baroness of Dragon?s Gate Aya with Mini Frank Cor calling!!! Let us tell you, this was a battle of complete opposites! Tough, straight-laced Aya did not seem to find drunkard Damien the least bit amusing!!! She was even unhappier when she only managed to put one point on the board against the stumbling wino!

Really, it was a night of comedy! Shame on you for not being out to witness it!

Tuesday, October 23

Tall, Dark, and Furry Saturday!

TRASH-tastic Jade and her equally classless friend Casidy started Saturday night the same way Jade ended Friday night ? in the Inn drinking waaaaaay too much. This is somebody?s mother, people!!! Her life has turned into SUCH the train wreck!!! Gabe was again present but he certainly didn?t appear happy with her behavior. We?ve got a bet down that he doesn?t put up with this much longer!!!

Panther was spotted behind the bar in the Inn again slinging drinks and keeping the patrons happy! Man, is that HAWT!!! We like our tenders tall, dark, and furry!!!

Our sources were a bit distracted from their Panther gawking as Soerl came in with Savannah. There was nothing too lovey dovey about the couple but they did have a looooong conversation. Is Savannah forgetting those ?amazing? kisses already???

The basement Arena was huuuumming with duels Saturday night and G?naught G?nort was the caller on duty! G?nort spent some time flirting with Frenchy AJ? which really, in itself, isn?t a big surprise but AJ was pretty flirty in return!!! We?re thinking that her man Phillipe might be a bit hot under the collar over this!!!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and her new ?friend? Beowulf were again spotted together! This time they were hanging out and flirting in the Arena! Kairee certainly knows how to keep her options open. We?re quite certain that her man servant Julien will have something to say about this!

The lovely but poorly named Hodge caught the eye of a old-time duelist in Rix!!! He actually stuck around for a couple hours to attempt to seduce her with some bad pick-up lines. No go!!! We don?t think Hodge was thrilled with Rix. No worries. We?re sure he has a half dozen dueling groupies to keep his bed warm at night!!!

Wednesday, October 23

Diamond Quest!

Oh, where to begin? Where to begin??? We HEART Diamond Quests because it is SUCH a gathering of the dueling venues? most iiiiinteresting duelists! This one was no disappointment!

Artemus scored big brownie points in our book! He took quite the beating from Gork in the early rounds but humbly shrugged it off! We love good sports who don?t take themselves too seriously!!! We may have to stop bashing him so much in this blog?. NAAAAAAH!

RhyDin?s HAWTEST Dueling MWLF Caedia showed up to cheer on her husband ? RhyDin?s SEXIEST Dad Kheldar! These two are devastatingly sexy and if the little one that they had along with them is any indication they make some DARN CUTE babies!!! ?.And they?ve certainly made a handful of them!

Our sources tell us G?naughty Woman-Abusing G?nort seemed particularly happy to see Caedia out and about. She?s taken some extended time away from dueling since the birth of her latest batch of kids. We told our sources that he was gloating! Despite the commonly held opinion that Caedia would not return to TDL this season, league insiders are now saying that she may have signed on for ANOTHER year with one of the TWO TDL teams that G?nort is fielding this season!

?.We can?t help but wonder what sort of blackmail he?s holding over her head.

While DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy faltered in the ring, she was looking viciously fashionable while doing so! Her outfit, we?re told, was straight from her line of active wear called Ruling Body! She was dressed in a sporty cream colored fleece jacket that was belted at the waist and covered the top of her simple black leggings. A pair of wild orchid flats added a little extra color to the outfit! We must step away to wipe the drool from our chin.

It seems that Alain and DoD-er Charlie are DEFINITELY over!!! Charlie was seen looking particularly thrilled to have Tareth, her on-again/off-again? well, whatever, around. And our sources claim that they overheard him advising his friends that he has quit the job he had that was taken him out of town and is now back in RhyDin for good!!! By the looks the pair were exchanging, it seems the he?s picked things up right where he left off!!!

?Alain did make an appearance towards the end of the night and we?re told he was shot some scaaaaary looks by Tareth!!! Wouldn?t this be so much more amusing if Lassie Cassie now tried to seduce Tareth to get back at DoD-er Charlie??? That would make this Love Triangle sooooo much more interesting!

Enough of the gossip, though! The dueling itself was quite entertaining! However, two leaders quickly emerged from the small but awfully talented pool ? the Lizard Bran and experienced duelist Gork! Bran has made quite the name for himself very quickly and Gork hasn?t been in the ring much in recent months. However, it was Gork who slammed through the competition to take home the title of Diamond for this cycle! Not a bit of rust on his dueling skillz!

Congratulations, Gork!