Topic: October 2008

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-10-06 09:36 EST
Passion-Filled Sunday!

It seems that in our absence SPLENDIFEORUS Kairee has become even more faaaaabulous! As always the men were drinking in those gorgeous legs and fantastic butt! WORK IT, GIRL!!! We?re told she chatted up some fine young men but was careful not to give any one too much attention. She still knows how to play the field!

Maybe Lucky Lang isn?t as loyal to DoD-er Rena as we originally thought! He was seen in the Inn last night chatting up an interesting young woman named Wisper. Now Wisper?s certainly no by-the-book kind of girl we?re told! She?s got blue-black hair and a bit more provacative style of dress than does Rena. However, Lang did always like ALL types of women. We?re not surprised at all!

Oh, Antonio, Antonio! What will we do with you??? It seems that with time Antonio?s charm is only improving! He?s certainly a ladies? man! He was spotted on Sunday night chatting up to fine forms of the female species ? Sylvia and her friend, Kyieri. We?re told that Sylvia was overheard telling Antonio that the little elf is quite the talent with music and is even a good poetess! A romantic, fun-loving soul after Antonio?s own heart??? We hope he wasn?t too busy to notice the pretty little thing as it seems there were quite a few women who were splitting his attention. Our sources say that a smart-dressed blonded named Maranya had some spicey comments about Antonio?s ?passion? and he was even spotted in a full blown liplock with Crazy Train Tara!!! Antonio?s a blog entry in and of himself these days!!!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy seemed to have one of those pregnancy-induced meltdowns last night in the Annex much to the chagrin of her husband, The Gov MAN-tastic Matt. We?ve been witnessed to quite a few meltdowns like those over the years. After all we do have QUITE a few nieces and nephews! The last month of a pregnancy is miserable?. and we?re sure it?s hell on the pregnant woman as well! Anyway, The Gov made the silly move of suggesting that DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy have the baby on some spaceship with a pretty serious medical department. Considering how DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy feels about space and motorized vehicles, we?re not willing to put money on The Gov being able to change her mind!

We hear that Taneth was able to difuse the situation with her wonderful peppiness. The Gov should keep Taneth around for the next month because with DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy?s temper and ability to back up said temper, he?s going to need ALL the help he can get!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-10-07 11:04 EST
Divine Mr. Monday!

Well, we?re certainly getting an idea of who the hot, young bachelorettes are these days! Wisper seems to rank pretty high on that list. She certainly doesn?t fit the traditional idea of beauty but that hasn?t stopped the men of this town from flocking to her. Although a couple nights ago she was seen rubbing elbows with Lucky Lang, last night she had a new escort at her side. We?re unsure of his name but he?s a tall, odd-looking man himself. According to our sources there certainly seemed to be some chemistry there!

Crazy Train Tara made her usual sort of entrance Monday night. We?re told that when she came prancing in, she was in quite the foul mood! It seems that her latest in a long line of star crossed marriages is starting to falter. Wow. Now that?s a shocker, huh? SPLENDIFEORUS Kairee and the equally sympathetic Psycho Skid were on hand to listen to her complain about her husband, ?the IDIOT?.

The conversation came to a quick halt when the wonderful Therapist Chryrie arrived! It?s great to see her happy and healthy! The crowd was deliriously happy at her arrival and C.T. Tara cornered her to complain about gnomes. Now Therapist Chryrie is the best unofficial head shrink in the city. Isn?t there anything that she can do for C.T. Tara?

It appears not for while Chryrie got distracted by Antonio and his ?passion? (is his goal to bed every woman in RhyDin?), C.T. Tara laid into some redheaded chick named Manda for calling Anubis ?crazy?. We think ?crazy? might be a wee bit of an understatement! Unfortunately before the Inn was witnessed to a redhead chick fight, Daniel DeAuster stepped in to calm the situation down. Now typically we love the Divine Mr. D? but come on??? What sort of man breaks up a chick fight??? Throw a bucket of mud on in, pop yourself some popcorn, and sit back to enjoy the show!

In the Outback, the formerly pregnant Rory (who we hear had a girl a couple months back) was commiserating with the currently pregnant DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy! We love the little ones! We think Koy will be an excellent mommy! And super stylish to boot! They just MUST have a girl! A fabulous, fabulous little girl. SUUUUPER Des was there on duty and joined in on the mommy talk. Are we the only ones wondering when she?s going to pop out another??? The party was broken up when SMOKIN? Sartan came to collect his wife and The Gov MAN-tastic Matt made the unwise move of again bringing up having Koy give birth on a spaceship. He really should just give that up!

While the Outback seemed to be the place of old married couples last night, there was one interesting pairing of singles at the bar! We?re told that Big Britches Erin and Bad Boy Darren were spending an awful lot of time together. In fact, she was even seen holding his hand! Good Lord! What have we missed???

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-10-14 07:53 EST
Mama Drama Monday!

Oh. Our. God. We should have known that the Booze Sisters would have been plenty busy while we were away and my it sure seems that they have! Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade was seen in the Inn chatting it up with Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy last night about her IMPENDING NUPTIALS!!! Yes, folks, the TRASH-tastic one is planning yet another wedding! This time to DAKOTA!!! And they're getting married in two months.

That doesn't give Booze Sis R.R. Rhy much time to lose all that baby weight! We hear the girl is due in November and, man, is she getting HUGE! Long gone are the days of her being a cute pregnant chick. She's now verging on looking like a beached whale. It's at least nice to see that she took the natural route rather than having her pregnancy sped up with magic. Let the kids bake, people! There's too many half-baked morons running around this city already!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen at the bar licking chocolate pudding from a spoon. Yeah, that's it. Nothing else of note. We just know that mental image just created a new dirty fantasy in a lot of our male readers' minds!

Trouble's back in town and, man, does she come with a pair of legs! DoD-er/Badsider Brew Spokesmodel PJ was spotted in the Inn looking no less hot and no less sluttacious than she did prior to having her little one! She was seen smoking cigarettes and tossing back tequila with Potter Piper. We really think that Potter Piper has a bad girl hidden deep down in those pretty eyes of hers that DoD-er PJ is going to bring out one of these days! Long live the bad girls of RhyDin!!! They make our job so much fun. HAWT!

Den Mama Sid took a spearhead to the side last night!!! We don't know the full details but we're guessing it was an out of control bar fight. Being a tender at the Red Dragon Inn can be a hazardous gig! We wonder if Head Pussy Panther gives his tenders hazard pay! We hear that there was a healer on the scene who patched up Den Mama Sid right nicely. It's a good thing! If Den Mama Sid was seriously hurt we'd have to open a can up on somebody's tail!

DoD-er Rena sure seems to have a new man for everyday of the week! Lucky Lang seemed really interested in her a couple weeks back but last night in the Outback she was getting attention from a new man. We hear that he even tried to lay a kiss on her! We're not sure what his name is but if he lasts more than a week we'll put somebody on that.

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-10-19 20:22 EST
Booze Sister Saturday!

We?re thanking every god we can name that we weren?t in the Red Dragon Inn last night! It seemed that every pregnant woman in RhyDin was there! Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy was present and accounted for as RhyDin?s most lard butt preggo. She certainly doesn?t have very many more weeks to go. We hear that she also had a new young friend who is also carrying a little bundle. We?re not too familiar with this one but we?re told her name is Addi and she is yet another of the ever reproducing Booze Sisters.

As if those two weren?t enough to fill the Inn with hormones and keep the bathrooms occupied, Booze Sis Hina actually announced she was knocked up as well. Yes, again! Oh my, oh my. Somebody should really introduce this girl to birth control. That?s two children out of wedlock now! Another year, another baby?s daddy for Hina. We wonder what Psycho Skid has to say about this!

Evidently both Booze Sis Addi and Booze Sis Hina were all in a tissy. Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade swooped into the rescue and blamed all of their troubles on the men in their lives. The TRASH-tastic One would be better off stopping her rants on men and instead holding a class on how babies are made for the girls of CZK! We hear that Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade really laid into Booze Sis Hina once she found out that Booze Sis Hina was knocked up again. We can?t believe we?re saying this but?. good for the TRASH-tastic One! It?s about time she made her girls live up to some sort of standards!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-10-20 08:41 EST
Holy Matrimonial Sunday!

What the holy heavenly polar??? We hear that Awesome Alain was overheard telling Twin Spice (one of his numerous ex-flings) that he is now an engaged man!!! She seemed to buy his bull about as much as we do! We do not for one second believe that Awesome Alain has changed his ways. The boy is a DAWG!!! We sure hope this isn?t true because the Inn will be a much less dramatic place without Alain?s lovely birds running around. We?re saddened. Deeply saddened. No news on who the mystery woman is but we?ll keep our ear to the ground!

At least it?s good to know his drinking habits haven?t changed! He was seen at the bar later in the night throwing back vodka shots with his dear old pal Frank. Nope, it appears Frank hasn?t been killed yet. We give it another year. Men like that don?t last too long in this town without taking a bullet in a dark alley or a sharp blade to the gut.

As always Frank was quick to notice the pretty ladies. Last night?s choice of womenly curves was Captain Magnificent Manda who we?re quickly starting to have a soft spot for. We hear that the good captain has her own ship ? Destiny Avenged. Word on the street is that the ship has quite the little reputation for plundering and pirating. This makes us love her even more! Awesome Alain proved a very very bad wing man as he distracted the lovely lady with business instead of letting his friend put the moves on her.

Be still our thumping heart! Chief Mischief Maker Eless was spotted behind the bar mixing drinks for the numerous patrons Sunday night. She was looking freaking fantastic as always in a smashing green and black plaid dress with a high neckline and adorable cap sleeves. She truly is RhyDin?s best dressed woman!

A small but spirited Talon of Redwin Tournament took place in the Arena Sunday evening! The Impster was on hand to call and harass the pretty women. Past winner the lovely Ms. Wyh Not was there and accounted for! Despite her lovely appearance, she can be pretty mean in a ring! The Gov, MAN-tastic Matt, was also there and ready for a fight. However, it was the sweet Scarlet whom walked away with the historic blade! Congrats to her!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-10-21 09:17 EST
Feisty Fruit Giver Monday!

We totally HEART couple related drama! That?s why when last night?s gossip started rolling into our Super Secret Den first thing this morning a new young couple caught our attention right away! We hear that there?s chemistry in the air between a man named Ari and a dark-haired little beauty called Joey! They were seen in the Inn last night intensely ?discussing? their future?. or at least she was. He didn?t seem all that serious. We?re fearing for Joey?s sake that somebody might be a bit more into this relationship than somebody else!

OMG! We just can?t help but droooool over Chief Mischief Maker Eless! After Sunday night?s high fashion number, she went all out romantic last night with a classic gown of the softest blue! We worship at her cute little toes! It seems she?s picked up a new merry little friend who?s caught our eye. Her name is VJ (what is with all the male-sounding names for women???) and she was quite the life of the bar last night!!!

It seems that no where in this poor city is safe from Crazy Train Tara! She was spotted just last night taking her crazy on the road into the Outback! We?ve got to give it to The Gov MAN-tastic Matt. He didn?t seem all that taken aback by the nut job?. who was wearing 3-D glasses for some inexplicable reason, by the way. We hear that she and Taneth had a long, involved conversation but we have no idea what it was about. Our sources can barely follow Taneth?s train of thought as it is. Throw in C.T. Tara and they?re completely lost!

We would say ?our sources also spotted DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy? but EVERYBODY?s spotting her these days. She?s GIGANTIC! We?ve got to give the girl mad props, though! She?s still doing her best to look fashion forward even if she does look like a beached whale. It didn?t keep her from keeping SMOKIN? Sartan?s raging ego in check! It just wasn?t SMOKIN? Sartan?s night because he also earned a lecture from Taneth for calling Koy ?old?! Gooooo, Taneth! We like to see her all feisty!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-10-22 07:54 EST
Banana Tuesday!

OMG! We are thrilled to see that the DIVINE Mrs. Storm and her Yummy Ewan are still together and happy! They are perfectly edible! One of RhyDin?s most romantic couples was spotted talking quietly and sipping on tea served up by the sweet tender Amber. We?re sure like all new parents they talked about nothing but their precious little bundle in those short minutes away from him!

Amber, on the other hand, was kept busy by one of our new favorites ? VJ. This girl is an even peppier version of Taneth? if that is at all possible! We hear that she was trying to get Amber to make something called ?99 Bananas?. We thought we were pretty well versed on fruity beverages but this one escapes us! It escaped Amber to but eventually the little brunette settled on some banana rum and returned to teasing as many patrons as she could. Love her!

We hear that Mira (you know, the ?Candy! Cigarettes! Cigars! Chocolate!? girl) was seen sporting a ring on her left hand and when asked about it said that it was a ?promise ring?. Reeeeeaaaally??? Well, a promise ring isn?t an engagement ring and an engagement ring isn?t a wedding band! So keep right on dreaming, guys!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-10-25 22:26 EST
Ladies? Men Friday!

We hear that Lucky Lang was spotted in the Red Dragon Inn last night reassuring some young woman that he certainly not good daddy material! Well, we?re sure all the lovely ladies that he?s currently leading on will be bummed to hear that?. or perhaps they?re already well aware of his lack of fatherly skillz and are more interested in some other, uh, asset that we just don?t know about. We?ll have to look into that one!

Speaking of ladies? men, Antonio was behind the bar for his usual shift and the ladies were lining up for his Passion. We hear that Maranya even described herself as ?desperate? for it. Whoooooaaaa! We have been working hard to get some juicy dirt on this new chick and we have come up with a couple nuggets. Our sources tell us that she?s a doctor and she?s been keeping quite a bit of company with our resident businessman. In fact, a number of those lovely dresses she?s been wearing have been made of the fine quality silk that Antonio halks. We?re not buying that Antonio?s serious about this one, however. He?s still busy sewing those wild oats!

Now there are these rampant rumors of some sort of wild jello attack. Our sources swear up and down that right before midnight the Inn was absolutely infested with jello?. beings?!?! We don?t know. We?ll leave that one up to you all. This is RhyDin ? the abnormal reigns and the insane is the probable.

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-10-29 20:30 EST
Roller Derby Travesty of a Tuesday!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was spotted in the Red Dragon Inn last night bantering with none other than Lucky Lang! Interestingly enough, word on the street is that Lucky Lang has found a lucky girl. We hear that there?s one girl in question that has caught his eye but we still don?t have a name. We?ll be up all night working on getting one for you, though!

Sweet, wonderful Amber kept the drinks flowing! The patrons seemed to keep her quite busy behind the bar last night but she never seems to show it. Love her!

Roller Derby Sami was seen looking like a walking TRAVESTY!!! That girl is far too cute to dress like TRASH-tastic Jade?s glitter loving daughter threw up all over her. Come on, people! How can you be surrounded by gorgeous, classy broads like Chief Mischief Maker Eless and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy yet still wake up in the morning, roll out of bed, and throw on a?. bright orange tutu???? Roller Derby Sami was actually seen socializing with C.M.M Eless? who looked ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE by the way in a fabulous flirty number. Can?t she teach these beautiful girls how to compliment their figures rather than make our eyes bleed???

Brale Brother Baker and DoD-er Eve were seen doing what they do best ? sitting belly up to the bar and throwing back pints of ale! We hear they were having some convoluted conversation about which of the regular female patrons are hot and which are not with C.M.M Eless. Our sources tell use that B.B. Baker deemed Potter Piper ?too weird? to be hawt. OUCH! We?re not quite sure if she?ll merely be relieved to hear that Baker doesn?t find her hot or if she?ll really lay into him but we?re sure hoping it?s the latter.