Sunday, September 2
Violence Filled Thursday!
HEIFER Jewell returned to the Inn Thursday night to a hero's welcome!!! Witnessing the scene, one would think that she had won a baronial ring rather than having just broken out of prison. The patrons of the Inn certainly aren't a crowd much into law and order!!!
AWESOME Alain seemed a bit out of it when he was spotted in the Inn that night. Lassie Cassie was at his side, of course, but Alain only seemed to be interested in talking about her "dear" friend -- Cute Single Erin!!! BURN!!! He was also overheard mentioning a certain DoD-er!!! What a bevel of bodacious beauties Alain has collected!
Word has it that Deadbeat Dad Alex and his HAWTIE harlot, the Other OTHER woman Yami, (who were seen macking on one another in the Inn AGAIN) are THIS close to marriage!!! WHAT?!?! Didn't they start dating last week??? And didn't he JUST break off his relationship with Other woman Lain!!! Whoa! We think D.D. Alex might have lost his marbles!!!
And, by the by, what is Alex doing to these women that gets them so into him??? Of course, he's a good looking guy but this is RIDICULOUS!!! While he was in the Inn flirting and talking about marriage with his new girl, his two old girls were STILL fighting over him!!! HEIFER Jewell and a pajama-clothed Lain were arguing over who "had" Deadbeat Dad Alex. Lain accused Jewell's man of being an "animal" which pissed Jewell off. The man's a vampire and a pirate who refuses to bathe! We think she was being kind! And Jewell in return insulted Lain by throwing it in her face that she doesn't have a man. Tired insult!
We almost don't want to tell you what happened next. It's so sad and pathetic that it should be buried... but we must tell what our sources reported to us.
Lil' Miss Anger Management started the violence as usual. She threw a mug at Lain's head and it went down hill from there. How pathetic is it that they are STILL fighting over Deadbeat Dad Alex??? In fact, when Piper went in to break up the cat fight, she was elbowed in the face!!! Tucker finally had enough and picked up both women like they were sacks of potatoes!!! He threw them BOTH out on their fats butts!!! Ha!!! We HEART Tucker!!!
It seems that Piper will be okay. Eless tended to her and made sure she got an ice pack on her heads. HEIFER Jewell could learn some things from those two ladies -- like dignity and class. We certainly don't expect a lot from HEIFER Jewell any more but this was certainly a low point. We wonder if she's on something!!! And how must her husband feel that she's STILL fighting over Alex???
The adorable Sianna found herself a man MIGHTY quickly upon her return to RhyDin!!! She's been seen spending a good deal of time with a guy named Johnny. They've been spotted sharing meals, holding hands, kissing, blah, blah, blah. We're sure they're already in love and well on their way to marriage and popping out a couple spawn... but we're unimpressed. Sianna needs somebody a bit more spicy! That girl is FIRE HAWT!!!
Lang certainly seems like trouble to us but he keeps drawing the ladies in. We're definitely starting to see a pattern in the type of girls he gives the time of day, though!!! TRASH-tastic Jade and her equally trashy friend Kit attempted to impress Lang with their slutty ways (including corsets, thigh-high boots, and a whip) but he wanted nothing to do with them. GOOD MAN!!! However, he seemed blown away when Wolv's girl, Kaspar, walked through the door. If we were Wolv, we'd keep a CAREFUL eye on that situation!
Thursday night in the Arena??? Everybody knows what that means!!! All the hot ladies get a free groping and a healthy dose of slobber from the P-Imp! Although, there was a TON of dueling, there was little drama to be seen. It seems that many of the duelists were too busy getting ready for the Talon of Redwin Tournament to flirt and insult! Former Talon winner Wyh Not was seen in the rings! The ADORABLE Uriko, who we're sure will do well in the tournament, popped in for a bit as well! A fun, violence filled night was had by all!!!
Violence Filled Thursday!
HEIFER Jewell returned to the Inn Thursday night to a hero's welcome!!! Witnessing the scene, one would think that she had won a baronial ring rather than having just broken out of prison. The patrons of the Inn certainly aren't a crowd much into law and order!!!
AWESOME Alain seemed a bit out of it when he was spotted in the Inn that night. Lassie Cassie was at his side, of course, but Alain only seemed to be interested in talking about her "dear" friend -- Cute Single Erin!!! BURN!!! He was also overheard mentioning a certain DoD-er!!! What a bevel of bodacious beauties Alain has collected!
Word has it that Deadbeat Dad Alex and his HAWTIE harlot, the Other OTHER woman Yami, (who were seen macking on one another in the Inn AGAIN) are THIS close to marriage!!! WHAT?!?! Didn't they start dating last week??? And didn't he JUST break off his relationship with Other woman Lain!!! Whoa! We think D.D. Alex might have lost his marbles!!!
And, by the by, what is Alex doing to these women that gets them so into him??? Of course, he's a good looking guy but this is RIDICULOUS!!! While he was in the Inn flirting and talking about marriage with his new girl, his two old girls were STILL fighting over him!!! HEIFER Jewell and a pajama-clothed Lain were arguing over who "had" Deadbeat Dad Alex. Lain accused Jewell's man of being an "animal" which pissed Jewell off. The man's a vampire and a pirate who refuses to bathe! We think she was being kind! And Jewell in return insulted Lain by throwing it in her face that she doesn't have a man. Tired insult!
We almost don't want to tell you what happened next. It's so sad and pathetic that it should be buried... but we must tell what our sources reported to us.
Lil' Miss Anger Management started the violence as usual. She threw a mug at Lain's head and it went down hill from there. How pathetic is it that they are STILL fighting over Deadbeat Dad Alex??? In fact, when Piper went in to break up the cat fight, she was elbowed in the face!!! Tucker finally had enough and picked up both women like they were sacks of potatoes!!! He threw them BOTH out on their fats butts!!! Ha!!! We HEART Tucker!!!
It seems that Piper will be okay. Eless tended to her and made sure she got an ice pack on her heads. HEIFER Jewell could learn some things from those two ladies -- like dignity and class. We certainly don't expect a lot from HEIFER Jewell any more but this was certainly a low point. We wonder if she's on something!!! And how must her husband feel that she's STILL fighting over Alex???
The adorable Sianna found herself a man MIGHTY quickly upon her return to RhyDin!!! She's been seen spending a good deal of time with a guy named Johnny. They've been spotted sharing meals, holding hands, kissing, blah, blah, blah. We're sure they're already in love and well on their way to marriage and popping out a couple spawn... but we're unimpressed. Sianna needs somebody a bit more spicy! That girl is FIRE HAWT!!!
Lang certainly seems like trouble to us but he keeps drawing the ladies in. We're definitely starting to see a pattern in the type of girls he gives the time of day, though!!! TRASH-tastic Jade and her equally trashy friend Kit attempted to impress Lang with their slutty ways (including corsets, thigh-high boots, and a whip) but he wanted nothing to do with them. GOOD MAN!!! However, he seemed blown away when Wolv's girl, Kaspar, walked through the door. If we were Wolv, we'd keep a CAREFUL eye on that situation!
Thursday night in the Arena??? Everybody knows what that means!!! All the hot ladies get a free groping and a healthy dose of slobber from the P-Imp! Although, there was a TON of dueling, there was little drama to be seen. It seems that many of the duelists were too busy getting ready for the Talon of Redwin Tournament to flirt and insult! Former Talon winner Wyh Not was seen in the rings! The ADORABLE Uriko, who we're sure will do well in the tournament, popped in for a bit as well! A fun, violence filled night was had by all!!!