Topic: September 2009

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-09-06 20:27 EST
One Thousand Silver Crowns Tuesday!

OMG! We?ve finally found the perfect man for Adorable Amber! She was tending Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn and needed a bit of help reaching something off a high shelf! Who stepped in to help out??? Silas! It?s perfect, right??? We hear that the pair was absolutely edible together. He?s juuuust the sort to sweep her off her cute little feet. We just have to get him to get the courage to ask her out! How about it, loyal readers??? Who will help us set up Silas and Adorable Amber??? One thousand silver crowns for the person who succeeds at setting them up on a date!

Also seen in the Inn was Deliciously Sinful Sin! He?s been keeping to himself quite a lot these days. Our sources are reporting back that he had a limp and The Many Faces of Fio was quick to ask him what happened. It seems he got himself shot?. again. We know he has a big mouth and all but we?re pretty sure that he gets shot more than anybody in this city. He?s like one big giant walking, talking bullet hole. It seems he was shot by a guy he was interviewing for a job. Uh, Marc Franco?s Rule Numner 14532 of things NOT to do on a job interview ? shoot your potential employer in the leg. Not a good idea, folks.

Well, well, well. It seems that Playboy Shane has FINALLY had enough. He confronted SLUTtacious Darcy about her behavior. We hear that she was utterly at a loss as to what he was talking about. Le sigh. Is she simply unaware of all the flirting she does? Does she think it?s acceptable to talk about your boyfriend while sitting in another man?s lap wearing a bikini? What can we say about the young and the silly??? We hear that she actually broke into tears after he walked out on her. Playboy Shane?s always good for relationship drama, no???

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-09-06 21:58 EST
Archmage Tournament!

Monday night saw a spike in the magical energy on Twilight Island signaling another Archmage Tournament hosted by the fantastic Tormay! The Islands? top mages ? Real Estate Mogul Rena, Neo, Roman Cassius, Topaz, and Xerzes ? gathered to duke it out in a double elimination style tournament to decide who would face current Archmage Venom Vinny for the right to hold the title!

We hear that Gullible Guil was on hand to cheer on his favorites. It seems he didn?t take so kindly to our sentiments on his new bride and her pregnancy. Luckily for him, Michiko was on hand to tell him not to listen to us and to reassure her friends that she is loyal to her man. Boooooo! Booooo, we say! We would like her much better if she was much less loyal to her man. As for Gullible Guil, he?d be a lot better off if he listened to our words of wisdom rather than ignore us?. but WHATEV!

Our Darling Taneth was, of course, present and accounted for! What would a tournament be without O.D. Taneth cheering on? well, everybody from the sidelines??? Her new furry little buddy, Chester, was hot on her heels. Also hanging out with her was Crazy Train Tara who wasted no time in oogling the participants. Really, shouldn?t Lucky Lawyer Lucien or somebody step in to keep these two from spending so much time together??? Every time we hear that O.D. Taneth has called C.T. Tara ?Mama Tara? we die a little inside. It?s really disturbing. Almost as disturbing as when she refers to Old Man Tass as ?Papa Tass?.

Archmage Venom Vinny?s attention span is as short as a gnat! About halfway through the tournament, he seemed to forget that he was there to watch who would be challenging him for his title and instead started making out with Crazy Train Tara. Yep, you read that right! He started MAKING OUT with a MARRIED woman smack dab in the MIDDLE of an ongoing tournament. These two definitely aren?t the walking embodiment of the phrase ?low profile?.

We always knew that there was something going on between Simmering Sivanna and Keeper Neo and she?s not doing ANYTHING to convince us otherwise! In fact, she was spotted keeping an AWFULLY close eye on his ring Tuesday night. She was even seen mouthing words of encouragement to him. Oddly enough, there are reports that she was a bit teary-eyed even and that Aja did not leave her side through out the night. Iiiinteresting. We?re dying to know what?s up and really hoping everything is okay with her. We really love, love, LOVE the idea of her and Keeper Neo together!

Real Estate Mogul Rena?s man, Prof. Jolyon, cheered her on! We hear that Topaz even provided him with a set of pompoms. OMG! To make matters even more surprising, he used them! Prof. Jolyon using pompoms??? Is love in the air??? Perhaps the cheering section was what she needed because R.E.M. Rena stepped away the victor at the end of a very long night of dueling!!!

Congratulations, Real Estate Mogul Rena!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-09-06 22:56 EST
SURPRISE Wednesday!

It was a night of surprises Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn!

Lang was overheard telling Kacey that he got married a couple months back! Kacey was awfully surprised? and so are we! We?re still not completely sold that this mystery girl actually exists but we?ve put our sources to work on it over the last couple days and all reports are coming back that Lang actually did get married. We?re shocked! We really thought it was a ploy to get him action. Now we have to wonder why he keeps this girl hidden! Is she butt ugly or something???

You also could have knocked us over with a feather when our sources reported back that PAARTY Girl Chase was spotted with her sister in debauchery, PAARTY Girl Atalanta! The pair, of course, hit the booze first and foremost. They gabbed with one another but as usual our sources could barely understand any of it. The two of them have their own secret language that we truly believe is uncrackable. Have some super secret messages to send? Have these girls write them and translate them. It doesn?t matter how many fall into enemy hands, they?ll never understand them in a million years.

We were also startled to hear that Wolv and Fierce Aly were seen out in public!!! We have a theory that the two of them are never seen in public together because he spends most of his time jumping her bones. Seriously, who could blame him. She?s literally the. hottest. woman. in. RhyDin. She totally OOOOZES sexy in her over the top, ridiculous sort of way! We LOVE her! Wolv chatted up his buddy in all adventures dangerous and deadly, Awesome Alain, while Fierce Aly did what she does best ? stand around looking hot and making inappropriate comments. He should so let her out in public more often!

And continuing on the surprising theme ? Awesome Alain was heard threatening violence against the mobs!!! Okay? so that?s not exactly surprising. In fact, it?s pretty darn predictable. It seems that he is most certainly not a fan of Prop 37. In fact, he?s not a fan of government getting in the way of his business interests at all. He definitely had some support in the room, though. Kacey, Lang, and Prof. Jolyon all spoke up in agreement. Interestingly enough, it was Archmage Venom Vinny himself that seemed to support the proposal! Are you serious??? The Archmage is a supporter of it! Insanity!

Back on the surprising theme, Prof. Jolyon approached The World?s Hottest Tender Tucker to ask his permission to date Sassy Serena!!! NO LIE!!! The two of them haven?t even been spotted together recently. We were DEAD certain that this fling was over and Prof. Jolyon had settled into a real relationship. We?re not entirely sure we buy our source?s information. We?re still shocked by it! We don?t even know what to think! What do YOU think??? A real love connection or is this some sort of trick???

Another appearance took us by surprise ? Lizzie! She and Mad Cow Kazzy were in a booth pounding down alcohol. It?s nice to know some things don?t change, huh??? Anyway, it seems that M.C. Kazzy is still worried that Grumbling Grem is missing in action. But instead of going to Awesome Alain or another of his friends, she?s playing amateur detective. Seriously, at this rate, he?ll never be found! Still nice to see Lizzie out and about, though! She?s always good for a bit of gossip!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-09-07 08:48 EST
Dumped Thursday!

Thursday started out with a deliciously juicy bang! We hear that Real Estate Mogul Rena and Sassy Serena (who was tending the bar) had some choice words for one another. Even the small crowd gathered seemed a bit surprised by the exchange! This bit of news would make a good deal of sense if our sources our correct regarding Sassy Serena and Prof. Jolyon. We hear that he was also seen having a very uncomfortable conversation with R.E.M. Rena later into the night. Of course, all of this brings up a TON of questions! We?ll definitely have to see how this plays out!

The night wasn?t over for R.E.M. Rena. However, she definitely was in a poor mood on the heels of her tournament victory. She was seen spending her evening by the hearth with Chief Mischief Maker Eless and Crazy Train Tara who were both trying to lift her spirits. It?s odd to see C.T. Tara in the role of ?good friend? but she did seem to pull it off quite well! Good for her!

That wasn?t the only relationship drama to be had! SLUTtacious Darcy was all sorts of upset over her fight with Playboy Shane. Evidently she still thinks that they?re relationship can be solved. HE DUMPED YOU, SWEETHEART! Her ?mother?, Mega Mom Icer, tried to console her but she was in a fine state. In an odd twist of fate, Playboy Shane?s ex?s sister, Spade, was at the bar listening to the whole break down. We know that her sister was not exactly ready for their relationship to be over and we can?t help but wonder if she?ll report back to her sister that it?s time to move in on Playboy Shane. Spade certainly left the Inn in a fantastic mood on the arm of her man, Avery!

Booo! It seems that Simmering Sivanna is not free to move on to Keeper Neo as we want her to! She was seen chatting with Marvelous Mira with her man, Alec, at her side. He?s handsome, sure, but he?s no Neo!!! We?re so not feeling it! The pair didn?t stay long. We hear that he was seen escorting her out shortly after they arrived. We think Keeper Neo can take him!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-09-07 10:58 EST
Any Reason in the Friday!

The crowd in the Red Dragon Inn was sparse but lively Friday night! Chief Mischief Maker Eless was seen behind the bar tending to a group that consisted of many of her dear friends and seemed in her usual good spirits! It may have been a small crowd but they sure seemed to be in the mood for drinking!

Didn?t we tell you??? Only a NIGHT after SLUTtacious Darcy announced her argument with Playboy Shane in front of Jacinta?s sister, Jacinta was spotted in the Inn for the first time in quite a while! LOVE IT! She definitely saw an opening and seized it! The pair were seen talking intimately for some time but SLUTtacious Darcy arrived and didn?t allow that to stand! She was overheard telling Playboy Shane that they needed to talk and the pair left together. We doubt that Jacinta?s going to give up that easily, though!

Oh, Lord! We say it again! What in the world has gotten into Jin??? He was seen acting a down right full with How-To-Run-A-Man-Away-In-5-Minutes-Flat May laaaaate into the night. We hear that the pair was seen chasing each other around the Inn without a care as to who might be around watching them. Eventually, she was seen taking him home so she could ?rub his back?. Is that what you kids are calling it these days???

Speaking of poor decision making, what has gotten into Queen of Class and Sass Sylvia?!?!? She was actually overheard agreeing to allow Chief Mischief Maker Eless, Sassy Serena, and Mad Cow Kazzy to have a sleep over with her children!!! Now while we do ADORE C.M.M. Eless and S. Serena and M.C. Kazzy are entertaining in a ridiculous sort of way we certainly wouldn?t be giving them free reign with our offspring! Can you only imagine the sort of things they will have learned by the end of the evening???

While the Inn might have been quite empty, the Island most certainly was not! Quite the crowd gathered to exchange spells and watch Real Estate Mogul Rena challenge Archmage Venom Vinny for his title! We hear that Prof. Jolyon was on hand to cheer R.E.M. Rena on which again puts into question the news from earlier in the week. He certainly seemed all about the R.E.M. Rena Friday night!!!

Before the match began Topaz was overheard giving Venom Vinny quite the lecture for his stance supporting Prop 37! We must admit that it doesn?t look good for the city?s magical community that the Archmage of the Duel of Magic supports the proposal! Venom Vinny held strong to his beliefs and was overheard telling Topaz that the magical community sees the non-magical portion as ?lesser creatures? (reciting Topaz?s phrase back to her to prove his point) and that is incredibly dangerous. We?re still unsure about this whole mess. We see Vinny?s point but as there are magical beings among us here at the Den of Gossip we worry what registration might mean.

Haven?t we been hearing rumors of Manly Mason?s poor health??? Well, if his health is in such dire straights perhaps he should QUITE DRINKING SO HEAVILY!!! He was seen sitting with Prof. Jolyon and Doc Eva supporting R.E.M. Rena in her challenge while throwing back stiff drinks. We think that this whole ?poor health? thing is merely a ploy to keep Doc Eva under his thumb! After his confrontation of Marvelous Mira, we?re sure that he?s a controlling dingbat!

FLAWLESS Koy is really an amazing wife! She brought homemade cinnamon buns to share with her hubby, The Gov MAN-tastic Matt, as they on their dear friend, R.E.M. Rena! It seems The Gov MAN-tastic Matt was also there to try his hand at magical dueling through the use of a hologram dueling machine. We?re not entirely sure that?s not cheating! Anyway, the pair certainly seemed very happy and we?re glad for it! After everything they?ve been through, they deserve some happy days!

According to what our sources overheard Caine saying, it seems that Caine and Michiko?s house is almost complete? so we guess nothing is standing in the way of them being married? EXCEPT SOUND JUDGMENT AND REASON!!! Take a step back and think about this, sweetheart! This guy does NOT strike us as a good guy. There?s something just? off about him. Take your time! There?s no need to rush into a lifelong decision!

The large cheering section on hand for R.E.M. Rena did not put her over the edge. Venom Vinny took her down to remain the Archmage for another cycle! Congratulations, Venom Vinny!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-09-12 18:50 EST
A Mess of a Saturday!

By now you have heard the serious news reports about what went down at the Red Dragon Inn Saturday night. We really are shocked and dismayed by the behavior displayed by both the proponents of Prop 37 and the critics. We are not shocked that the Inn became the heart of the confrontation but we cannot believe that an official word has not come out from Panther in any of the news media outlets. We do hope that he makes his thoughts known on the matter soon.

We have debated how to handle the incident as serious journalism is not exactly what we do. We cannot, however, ignore that the incident happened and there?s a different account for every article or report that is out there. All we can do is report the information that our sources were able to report back to us.

The madness started when Darien, one of the leaders of the Prop 37 movement, began speaking to a ever growing crowd outside the Inn. The news outlets have estimated the crowd from anywhere from fifty to a thousand people but our sources are saying that it was somewhere in the range of one hundred to two hundred angry folks. This Darien fellow certainly knows how to get a crowd going because they were pretty darn livid!

Now even our sources can?t say who started the violence. There were punches swung from the mob but there are also reports of gunfire from those who were in the Inn. Everything got violent so quickly that it?s hard to say who started the violence.

We hear that Prof. Jolyon tried to reason with the crowd and, in particular, Darien but reason and logic didn?t seem to be on anyone?s list of priorities. Evidently, Prof. Jolyon even took a pretty nasty blow to the head in the melee that ensued. We do hear that he will be fine and that is great news!

Poor Rekah got caught up in the mob and was shoved to the ground in the chaos. We hear that she even lost consciousness for several minutes. After being pulled from the crowd by a priest and Sassy Serena and then tended to by The Many Faces of Fio, we hear that she was alert and doing well. T.M.F.O. Fio was quite frantic when she initially saw Rekah getting pulled into the fray. In fact, we hear that she even began to run out from the relative safety of the Inn after her friend until she saw that the unknown priest and Sassy Serena had it under control. T.M.F.O. Fio and Rekah are such dear girls! And maybe Sassy Serena?s turning around herself!

Things got particularly bad when SLUTtacious Darcy completely fell apart because her brother, David, was unable to make it into the Inn when the violence started. We hear that David was able to escape unhurt but SLUTtacious Darcy was a sobbing mess. Ryan dashed back into the crowd to look for David but came out with a little girl that he saved from being trampled. Major brownie points in our book!

Mega Mom Icer did NOT help matters. However, we think she had good intentions. The crowd was definitely intimidated by her which made them even more aggressive. When fires start being lit she blew ice on them. Obviously, the crowds were further enraged by the show of magic. Matters for M.M. Icer have got even worse in the days that followed that incident. Our sources are working hard to get accurate information on that so that we may relay that to you.

Keeper Neo was part of the crowd attempting to calm things down. We hear that his voice too was drowned out by the crowd. Evidently his brother Jin and one of their friends actually played a major role in finally dispersing the mob. Word on the street is that some sort of empathy spell was placed on the mob. The scene that was left behind was definitely surreal. The number of casualties fluctuates depending on which source you choose to believe. Clearly, though, people died, people were injured.

Doc Eva and Manly Mason arrived after much of the crowd had dispersed. We hear that she looked over several of the dead but that, for the most part, those who were injured had left by the time she had arrived. Awful Ali, Lucky Lawyer Lucien, Hunky Hudson, and Queen of Class and Sass Sylvia were all late to arrive but when they did they were shocked by the scene and the events that had happened shortly before their arrival. Awful Ali, in particular, appeared quite distraught. We?re sure that it was because his wife, T.M.F.O. Fio, was caught up in the whole mess. Let us tell you, it was quite a hug that he gave her when he finally found her.

Rarely do we use this blog to make a stand but we feel that now we must. Many of us here at the Den of Gossip have seen beings face prejudice for merely being what they are in the countless cities we have been in. In fact, we have, unfortunately, faced some of that same prejudice. As a community at-large ? both magical and not ? we must stand shoulder to shoulder and refuse to allow this to continue!

Take care and stay safe!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-09-13 10:35 EST
BANANAS Sunday!

After the turmoil of the night before it?s not a surprise that the Red Dragon Inn was practically empty Sunday night. With all the women in Head of the Fam Johnny?s life we doubt much scares him! He was behind the bar and chatting up the patrons who were risking a trip to the Inn. He was a bit troubled when Lil? Bit Lirssa entered with some odd cuts in her face. It seems that she had metal embedded in them! Between he and Real Estate Mogul Rena, they were able to remove the metal. L.B. Lirssa has quite the knack for getting herself into trouble, no?

Doc Eva was seen at the bar looking through some old printed editions of our blog. Shout out to her! With Manly Mason at her side, she was chatting with Sassy Serena and Prof. Jolyon about the events of the night before and some hard drinking that she did afterward in order to help forget the events of that night. That doesn?t shock us! Deep down we are sure that there is a PARTY ANIMAL in Doc Eva just itching to get out!!!

Simmering Sivanna and her man, Alec, were spotted together and Simmering Sivanna caught up with Awesome Alain. The topic of conversation was still Prop 37. It seems that one of Awesome Alain?s warehouses was attacked by a mob of people. Thankfully, the Watch dispersed the crowd. Alec was quiet on the matter. We?re not sure if he?s just a good-looking half-wit or just one of those guys who doesn?t have a lot to say. S. Sivanna definitely seems anxious about what?s going on in the city but A. Alain seemed confidant that the momentum will die out. We sure hope he?s right!

Crazy Train Tara was overheard promising Head of Fam Johnny that she?ll be nice to him the entire month? and might even considering extending it into next month as well. No idea why. H.O.F. Johnny didn?t seem to question it. When C.T. Tara?s promising to be on her best behavior it?s probably best just to thank your lucky stars and move on. Her motives are impossible to understand anyway. That girl is BANANAS!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-09-13 21:45 EST
Take a Tour Monday!

An old friend of Marc Franco and several of the other interns walked into the Red Dragon Inn Monday night for a drink. Her name?s Sophie and? well, we typically try not to say bad things about her. We?ve found it safe to stay on her good side. So we?ll just say she was there. It seems that she was quick to catch Deliciously Sinful Sin?s eye? but no matter if you?re male or female as long as you have a tight ass and a long set of legs, you?re likely to catch D.S. Sin?s eye. No shame!

In spite of all that spit fire and the giant blow-up between Elite Eleanor and DIRTY Mish, we knew that they?d end up back between the sheets. They?re certainly not short on passion. We just didn?t think that the pair would have kissed and made up quite so soon. E. Eleanor was spotted back in DIRTY Mish?s lap Monday night as the pair smoked and drank just like the picture of debauchery that they are!

The Outback was pretty hopping Monday night. We hear that Darien, the journalist who is heavy in with the Prop 37 crowd, was spotted checking out the dueling venue! Interesting, no??? Say what you want about him but he certainly has to have some guts to show up in the middle of a crowd that tends to be heavily pro-magic. We hear Pslyder volunteered to give him a ?tour? of the Outback which involved a beat down. Darien at least put up a fight but in the end Pslyder was able to pull it out.

Oddly enough, Head of the Fam Johnny was hanging out in the Outback along with Ballerina Katarina! She?s back in town and busy dancing so we haven?t seen much of her lately. It was a thrill to hear that she was out and about! The pair was seen drinking Badsiders and it seems that they had arrived to cheer on Lil? Boy Blue Lock who was definitely surprised to see his girl and her cousin! B. Katarina and L.B.B. Locke still seem very much in loooooove! Cute!

SLUTtacious Darcy was evidently overheard by our sources apologizing for her behavior to her ?mother? Mega Mom Icer. What behavior??? Well, it seems that SLUTtacious Darcy has NOT taken her break-up with Playboy Shane very well. Uh? did she not know WHY we call him Playboy Shane??? Evidently SLUTtacious Darcy told M.M. Icer that she plans on being strong but we?re sure that she?ll beg Playboy Shane to come back to her a good half dozen more times. The boy is TROUBLE! Just wash your hands of him!

It seems Lil? Bit Lirssa was doing better but there?s still no detailed explanation about what happened to her. We?re hearing vague stories from our sources about a ring exploding which caused the metal to be embedded in the cuts. Odd. She was seen chatting with Real Estate Mogul Rena who was looking a bit down in the dumps. Could the rumors really be true??? We?re just not buying it!