Topic: The Fabulous Life and Phenomenal Times of Marc Franco

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-09-29 12:01 EST
"The Queen demands the presence of her fool!"

The Queen's fat cheeks broke into a wide grin and she clapped her pudgy hands together with delight at her servant's proclamation. Her courtiers turned on their heels applauding the queen's choice of after dinner entertainment. The ornately carved doors at the back of the room were thrown open by unseen hands. The court bugler at the Queen's right lifted his instrument and blew the announcement. Yet no one appeared.

The Queen's wide grin quickly turned to a perturbed frown. "Where is my fool?" she demanded from her throne.

The same unseen hands shoved a pink-haired man into the doorway unwillingly. With great reluctance he stepped forward. With each step, the bells on his yellow shoes jingled as did the one hanging from his floppy yellow hat. He tugged on the white livery emblazoned with the queen's crest to cover as far down as possible. The tight white hose beneath left little to the imagination. All eyes were upon him. All waited for the witty fool to entertain the court. Yet, all the pink-haired man could consider was just how badly his yellow hat clashed with his pink hair.

It had been a long summer indeed for the Gossip GangSTAR.

"How now, fool? Have you lost your tongue?" The Queen grinned childishly as she patted the yellow toy poodle in her lap.

He heaved a heavy sigh and swept the hat off his head, bowing low to his mistress. Just over her shoulder her court magician, the man whose magic had drawn Marc from his warm cup of coffee to this hellacious kingdom and forced him into servitude, snickered beneath his foul breath. After all these years, the Gossip GangSTAR had been tripped up by a single lowly wizard. What a world!

"My tongue remains intact, Your Grace. How may your fool serve you this evening?"

The Queen plucked a fat piece of meat from the table at her side and fed it to the glorified rat in her lap. "Well, you know all the gossip of the court. Tell me, fool, what do the lords and ladies gossip of these days?" Those gathered tittered at the question and whispered to one another, wondering which maiden would be outed for being in love with which squire.

The pink-haired fool rocked back on his heels thoughtfully only to be distracted by the jingling of his shoes. It was more than a mere man could stand. "Well, Your Grace, I do know one quite titillating story that the ladies of your court cannot seem to stop discussing."

"And what might that be?"

He leaned back and crossed his arms before his broad chest while looking over the crowd gathered. The crowd giggled anxiously wondering whom he would choose to embarrass. "There is a prideful young woman in this room. She is so fat that it is easier to go over her than around her. She is good looking in a way, I suppose -- away off."

The Queen shifted in her throne, looking up from the dog in her arms to the man before her. "And what of this petulant girl?"

Marc smiled a secretively smile and leaned forward slightly, cupping his hand to his mouth. His voice dropped to a stage whisper and all of the court leaned forward collectively to hear. "I am told that though she is twenty-four, she still wets the royal bed."

As gasp went up from the crowd and the Queen turned a bright shade of red. "How dare you! Take it back! Take it back right this instant!" The yellow pup gave a yelp and quickly hopped off the Queen's lap to hide behind her throne. In her rage, she did not notice it's wise exit.

Marc gave a indignant snort. "How about never? Is never good for you?"

The Queen jumped out of the chair and pointed towards the guards flanking the ornate door. "OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!"

A wiser man would perhaps have chosen this moment to have shut his oversized gourd. "What? Did you not get the joke, Your Grace? I would explain it but these hose have no pockets so I was unable to bring crayons."

The imperial bed-wetter stomped a bejeweled foot at the guards who had been stunned into inaction. "What are you waiting for?"

Finally one of the pair snapped into action. He stepped forward, pulling his sword free of the scabbard on his hip. "You heard her Majesty, Fool! On your knees to meet your fate!"

It was then, only then, that Marc Franco realized that he was undoubtedly in the gravest of danger. His Adam's apple bobbed noticeably as he swallowed back his fear. As the soldier approached, his mind went blank. The quick thinking Gossip GangSTAR had finally been silenced. All he could think to do was lower to his knees. The ladies buried their eyes in their hands or, if they were feeling particularly flirtatious, in the shoulder of the lord beside them. The soldier drew to a stop and settled into a firm stance. Marc tried to force his voice box to work but nothing came out but a squeak.

The soldier drew back his weapon and swung mightily. The blade cut through the air with deadly efficiency and sliced right through... air. The lack of connection and intensity of the swing drew him right around in a circle. He looked down in bewilderment at the place where the pink-haired fool once stood. Now there was nothing. There was no sign of the man who had just occupied the space. The gathered crowd -- delighted by the evening's sudden excitement -- whispered amongst themselves and the magician -- the fool's captor -- frowned angrily as he sensed another's magic afoot.

Yet, his anger was nothing compared to the Queen's. Her fleshy cheeks grew red and her fists came to rest on her hips. "SOMEONE BRING ME BACK MY FOOL!!!"

Far far away, in the safety of the Gossip GangSTAR's top secret Den of Gossip, Marc Franco breathed a sigh of relief. The interns gathered around a smoldering cauldron sitting precariously on a hot plate in the middle of the room broke into raucous applause at the sight of their employer.

Marc's lips turned into a scowl at those gathered. "What took you so long to rescue me from there? It's been months!"

The head intern stepped forward with hat in hands to apologize for his late magical extrication but Marc held him off by lifting his hand and shaking his head. He then drew his hands together, rubbing his palms and gaining a devilish grin.

"There's no time for inadequate excuses. We have a lot of work to do. Somebody bring me up to speed. What have I missed?

Alain DeMuer

Date: 2009-06-20 16:29 EST
Francine's was one of New Haven's newest delis, a hip little place tucked in among equally trendy shops. The midmorning sun was warm but not oppressive, and Alain DeMuer sat at a wrought iron table in a tieless suit and his sunglasses, enjoying a glass of limeade with a splash or two of gin. Different parts of town required different looks, different attitudes, and this was what the Baron had learned was appropriate for so much of New Haven, where DeMuer Exports had its offices.

Two Aurkindri, a man and a woman, were a couple tables over, their green heads close together, chatting and laughing intimately -- and every so often they checked on their boss.

Marc Franco was familiar with not going much of anywhere without others. He always had at least an intern or two at his heels and sometimes there was even a representative from one of his advertisers or a publicist with him as well. For this particular meeting, he took only a single intern -- a young polished looking blonde in a business suit who had to have been a beauty queen title holder at some point.

Marc thought of his interns as accessories and this particular intern was brought for Alain's viewing pleasure.

He was dressed casually in a sports coat and khakis with his shock of naturally pink hair spiked messily. A wide, welcoming smile formed as he caught sight of the rabble-rouser at the table. "Well, Baron DeMuer! What a pleasure to see you!"

Alain stood to shake his hand, grinning at the sight of him (and the accessory), and replied, "Please, call me Alain. I'm glad you could make it. I've been meaning to do this for months... How are you? How's blogging?" He reclaimed his seat, and perhaps showmanship, perhaps not, he gave a little wink to the blonde that Franco brought along with him.

After a dismissive nod from Marc, the blonde intern made herself scarce. Although, labeled "interns", the young men and women (save, of course, Intern Pumpkin Head) that were employed by Marc were in fact highly paid professionals. They were good at disappearing from sight when need be.

Marc bobbed his head in a nod as he took a seat, pulling it up to the table. Despite his reputation, there was no pause for small talk or gossip. He moved straight towards his point. "I have as well. I have heard of what you and young Lirssa do for the children of this community and it had always been my goal to have our charity help fund your work."

Alain gave the menu only the briefest of perusals - good business would be this meal's most important spice. He smiled and brought his drink up for a sip: "You're very astute, Marc... but we all know that. I have enough out of my own pocket to keep High Spires afloat, and to find education and apprenticeships for their children... but I've been made aware of a few other upcoming projects, and I'd really like to help them along."

The waiter approached, and Alain ordered quickly, a caesar wrap with garlic fries, and once they were done, he moved right back to their conversation. "The Holy Order of Saint Aldwin -- the order Sir Roland belongs to, you might be familiar with him -- could do a great deal with the right resources. My friend Renna's opening a new hospital, and she needs plenty more cash to get it off the ground. Anything left over, the Order would invest in other charitable works. And I know you're the best man to help me get this whole thing organized."

Late nights spent at his computer had left Marc with a bit of an unfortunate bulge. Mindful of that, he ordered a grilled chicken salad and handed the menu back to the young man with a friendly smile. Over the top though he may very well be, he had not suceeded in business without a shrewd eye. He took a sip from his ice water while contemplating his reply.

"Truthfully, children are what are near and dear to my heart. However, I will listen to any and all proposals. I must admit that the two you mention in particular concern me a bit. For one, religious orders do not tend to want much to do with my sort and, for another, you wish me to trust Renna with the money that has been entrusted to me?"

It was Alain's turn to consider. His eyes narrowed slightly, though not at all maliciously; the young man was simply thinking.

"...I see your point. Perhaps a more autonomous initiative would be wiser. I can assure you, though, any charitable works the Order engages in are and will be without agenda. What if..." He tapped his finger on the rim of his glass, his lips tightening. "What if we established a fund, and you used your platforms and I used mine to encourage donations, and once it's established, charities and other organizations would submit grant proposals for funding. Whatever either of us doesn't agree to, doesn't pass. So, as an example, if you're not satisfied that Renna's hospital is detached enough from her previous endeavors, then they won't receive funding, plain and simple."

Marc clapped his hands together in delight. A warm smile overtook his face again. Despite what shadows and secrets were lingering beneath the surface of his being, he was the sort of man that smiled with his entire face. "That is just the thing I was thinking for my organization. My name helps raise money as does yours. I would like to use my notoriety to raise money for the overlooked charities of this city and the surrounding region."

The business man in Marc rose to the surface again. Every angle on this had been considered. "I want there to be openness in the process which grant proposals would allow. Perhaps a committee consisting of both your people and mine would hear the proposals and make the final decisions. It would lessen the possibility that anyone could claim that either of us are using our charities to promote our own personal interests."

"Naturally," Alain said with a nod. "I know my export company's DEO, Mr. Aurene, has taken a great personal interest in charity work, and I'm sure others will, too. And if you have any particular charities in mind, you could always encourage them to submit a grant, or perhaps submit one for them yourself. And if any of us on the committee felt it was too biased, we would say so."

He couldn't help but fight down his grin. This had taken an excellent turn, and even better, their food arrived! "Do you have someone to take care of the legal end of this for you? All the paperwork and red tape."

Marc gave a warm laugh after taking in the salad set down before him. "Of course! A man in my line of work pays half his income to attorneys!"

Alain chuckled; increasingly, he could relate. "Cheers," he said, lifting his glass to Marc.