A lot of play, but man was it funny. This is Lex and Cole. Lex first, then so on. Good stuff. Thanks to Jay for letting me post it.
"Strawberry beer?" he gagged and shook his head. " No thanks." he set the wood down by the fire and then brushed off his hands, a little spider crawled off the wood and onto the floor, which he didn't notice. " Lots of wood. I got a big piece right here for ya. " of course he grabbed himself.
"Mmmhmm." He sips at his beer and then laughs when Lex grabs himself. "Wow, you are fiesty." He smiles and leans forward a bit. "I don't see any wood there... " He puckers his lips and blows Lex a kiss.
He caught the kiss and then frowned and pulled his shorts open some, giving a look. " Well you know what I meant." he laughed and then looked down, seeing the lil black and yellow spidey. " Aww look a lil thingy came inside. " he got down on his knees to look at it.
Cole gasps when Lex pulls his pants down a bit. "Baby!" And he blushes a beet red with a giggle fit to add to it. "A little thingie? What's a little thingie?" He smiles and leans a bit more over. "I don't see anything?"
"What?! You insulted it, it went into hiding." he smiled " My thingie is not little." he pointed to the little spider. " The little cute spider. Lookie." he pointed.
"It's hiding?" He whispers and frowns, eyebrows knit in confusion. "Are you talking about your thingie?" He then looks more closely, though the words uttered from Lex's mouth already have him backing up. "Spider?" He whispers, olive greens go wide and he quickly moves to go off the couch, however he falls backwards and falls to the ground with a thud, the beer surprisingly not split and resting next to him.
" You embarrassed my thingie, yes, its hiding from you now. " he smiled and continued to watch the spider and then his eyes went wide when Cole fell. " Are you okay? You're afraid of spiders aren't you?"
"Snookers!" He screams at the top of his lungs and scrambles to move back. "Get the spider, boy! Get the icky nasty, yucky gross spider!" He screams, which for such a small thing, he has a pair of lungs. And there is the scratching nose of claws on the wooden floor as from the doorway is a huge shadow that when finally the little beastie gets to the doorway he's just a foot tall or so, maybe less. With only a face a Cole could love. He licks his little chops and starts to trot over to Lex.
Lex heard the name and then shrieked loudly, he was up and ready to move and then he turned at that thing was there. He screamed louder and ran, jumping up to the couch. " Get it away get it away!!!!!!" he was jumping up and down and then bounded off the couch, tripping over Cole and landing with a thud. He rolled around on the ground, still whimpering and shrieking. He scrambled to his feet and took off running again, in circles, hands flailing.
"Snookers get the spider!" He screams and then watches as Lex jumps on the couch, now if he wasn't scared to death by the spider, he would be laughing. Snookers snorts at Lex and his actions then trots over to the spider and there is a gross crunch as Snookers eats it. Cole gasps though when Lex trips over him and then is up and running. "It's okay! The spider is dead!"
"For the love of god don't let him eat me!!!!!" he screamed like a girl and waved his hands in front of his face, jumping up and down. " Icky! Icky!" he gasped and took off in running circles again. " The spider was cute a little and harmless. That thing is. " shriek as he jumped onto a chair and then climbed onto the top of the dinning table. " The devil!"
"The spider can't eat you, it's DEAD!" He screams then looks at Lex like he is crazy. "Snookers?! Snookers is a good boy!" Snookers just watches them, his droopy lopsided eyes, even one on Cole, the other on Lex as he is on the table. Spider legs hanging from his drooling chops. Cole stands up and shakes his head. "Snookers is a good boy, he eats the nasty naughty buggies." He looks up at Lex on the table and finally puts his hands on his hips. "Stop being a baby." And look who is talking as he even pouts at Lex.
"The spider was tiny and harmless. That devil killed it and now its going to kill meee!" he pouted and then was off the table and back on the floor, behind Cole, stomping his foot. " Make it go away. I hate it. I hate it! "
He frowns when Lex moves over and stomps. "But.. but.." He frowns even more and looks over at Snookers, that's his little snookie. "That's my baby snookie and he's been sleeping under our bed and keeping those horrible little buggies away from us. Though he doesn't like it much when we bounce the bed up and down." He shrugs.
"He sleeps under our bed?! He's the boogie monster?!" he pouted and whimpered some more, hiding behind Cole, he peeked out at the weird non dog, who knows what creature. " He scares me. Tell it to go away. Please!"
