(OOC- This is the start of a morning show for the fraternity, it's all for fun, most of what comes from these two or whoever else that will join into the show will be purely for entertainment purposes and can usually be assumed as half true if not all.. false. Nobody can make fun of themselves better then the actual players of these characters so it is all in good fun. Also the two characters take turns talking after one another so as you see it Jam begins then Doug, back to Jam and so forth.. This is brought in from Live RP and is edited, foul language will be bleeped out. Though perversion will be left in.)
"This is the Daily Pie, I'm your host Jam."
"And I'm Doug, somebody get me some coffee."
"Dude.. we are the only ones here.."
Silence as Doug looks around. "Oh yeah. Crap. Jam's going to be doing this alone for a minute." silence, door slam
Clearing of throat. "Yeah so, the announcement of the day from Jayjay the jet plane is.." Crinkle of paper. "Boring..." Murmur.." Boring... Hmm.."
Door slam. "Here, you need this more than I do." crinkle of paper. "Give me that." crinkle crinkle. "Dude, this is boring!" "Today's menu is..." silence for a minute. "Quicky Lorraine." silence and then giggles
Silence.. for a few moments. "What?"
Sound of the paper being shoved under Jam's nose. "Quicky" snortled laughter.
"We are getting quickies for breakfast?." Pause and crinkle of paper again. "Hmm, I could do that.." Another moment of silence. "Man that is quiche!"
"What is quiche?" another laugh. "Sounds gay."
"You're gay." A smacking sound.
"Hey!" another smacking sound.
A rip of paper. "Now look what you did!" Laughter.
"Just read this so we can go back to bed!" silence, as he realizes what he's said. "Wait, not together!" murmured curses. "Oh hell!"
"Ahem, today it seems that River is back from..." A pause. "Japan, dude he was in Japan, they have those chics that dance around, oh man.."
"Geezer girls?"
"The hell is a geezer girl?"
"Guys-her? That sounds right. Girls who do those things for the guys."
"No dude, girls that dance.. like those gousha things.." The word being butchered all to hell.
"The heck is a gousha?" silence. Then loudly. "River! What's a gousha?" another bit of silence, then laughter. "He'll be able to straighten this out."
"I don't know, anyway, on to my favorite part of the show! What's going around the house!"
"Oh yeah, my favorite part too! You hear the noises coming from Gage's room lately?"
"Oh I heard it.." The sound of the mic being brought close to his mouth. "Like.. Oh.. Dirk, oh Gage, yeah baby.. " Then fake moans and groans.
Just laughter then a thud as he falls off of his stool. Off mic. "You do that too well!" more laughter as he gets closer, climbing back onto his stool.
Laughter. "So I think it is safe to say that Dirk the jerk and Gage the male model are back together. Let's hear a big healthy clap for those two and hope that Dirk doesn't give the clap to Gage..."
He claps one time then more laughter and another thud. Off mic. "Man that hurts!" Then silence for a second and he gets closer. Suddenly a pound on the door and way off mic Dirk's yelling. "Oh oh!"
"Uh oh." Laughter.
Way off mic "I heard that you -Bleep- Bleep-!"
More laughter.
"Oops, we have to bleep that Dirk!" The sound of beep beep. Then more laughter.
The sound of dying laughter. "Oh man!" another chuckle. "That was good man. But onto other things. How about that Chloe, just turned 18, hot stuff, huh?"
"And we know two brothers already trying to hit that! Who will win, Adam or Del, I'm dying to find out!"
"I got fifty on Del."
"You are on bro."
"Cooo." rustle of paper. "Oooo looks like Adam and Chloe were seen in the library. Little more than studying going on!"
"A little extra credit." He nods and more rustle of paper.
"Maybe Adam's hot for teacher?" snortled laughter.
Laughter.
"And on that note, I think it's time to say good bye. Just remember, you can beat the hell out of us, but we'll still come back and make more fun of you tomorrow! This is Doug..."
"And Jam.. signing off.. and remember, always have your daily pie."
"Bye!!" and the mic goes dead.
The mic back on. "Disclaimer.. " This is mumbled and said very fast. "We can not be held liable for what was said during this wonderful morning talk show, if you have a problem with anything please talk to my hand, or Doug's hand.. or even your own hand. Bribery will be welcomed however not encouraged unless of course you have Cadbury Eggs, which in that case please leave them outside my door and I will be forever grateful, however I will still talk trash about you, most likely. As always this is just for fun and you all know that we are all brothers for life and love ya!" Click of the mic going dead once more.
"This is the Daily Pie, I'm your host Jam."
"And I'm Doug, somebody get me some coffee."
"Dude.. we are the only ones here.."
Silence as Doug looks around. "Oh yeah. Crap. Jam's going to be doing this alone for a minute." silence, door slam
Clearing of throat. "Yeah so, the announcement of the day from Jayjay the jet plane is.." Crinkle of paper. "Boring..." Murmur.." Boring... Hmm.."
Door slam. "Here, you need this more than I do." crinkle of paper. "Give me that." crinkle crinkle. "Dude, this is boring!" "Today's menu is..." silence for a minute. "Quicky Lorraine." silence and then giggles
Silence.. for a few moments. "What?"
Sound of the paper being shoved under Jam's nose. "Quicky" snortled laughter.
"We are getting quickies for breakfast?." Pause and crinkle of paper again. "Hmm, I could do that.." Another moment of silence. "Man that is quiche!"
"What is quiche?" another laugh. "Sounds gay."
"You're gay." A smacking sound.
"Hey!" another smacking sound.
A rip of paper. "Now look what you did!" Laughter.
"Just read this so we can go back to bed!" silence, as he realizes what he's said. "Wait, not together!" murmured curses. "Oh hell!"
"Ahem, today it seems that River is back from..." A pause. "Japan, dude he was in Japan, they have those chics that dance around, oh man.."
"Geezer girls?"
"The hell is a geezer girl?"
"Guys-her? That sounds right. Girls who do those things for the guys."
"No dude, girls that dance.. like those gousha things.." The word being butchered all to hell.
"The heck is a gousha?" silence. Then loudly. "River! What's a gousha?" another bit of silence, then laughter. "He'll be able to straighten this out."
"I don't know, anyway, on to my favorite part of the show! What's going around the house!"
"Oh yeah, my favorite part too! You hear the noises coming from Gage's room lately?"
"Oh I heard it.." The sound of the mic being brought close to his mouth. "Like.. Oh.. Dirk, oh Gage, yeah baby.. " Then fake moans and groans.
Just laughter then a thud as he falls off of his stool. Off mic. "You do that too well!" more laughter as he gets closer, climbing back onto his stool.
Laughter. "So I think it is safe to say that Dirk the jerk and Gage the male model are back together. Let's hear a big healthy clap for those two and hope that Dirk doesn't give the clap to Gage..."
He claps one time then more laughter and another thud. Off mic. "Man that hurts!" Then silence for a second and he gets closer. Suddenly a pound on the door and way off mic Dirk's yelling. "Oh oh!"
"Uh oh." Laughter.
Way off mic "I heard that you -Bleep- Bleep-!"
More laughter.
"Oops, we have to bleep that Dirk!" The sound of beep beep. Then more laughter.
The sound of dying laughter. "Oh man!" another chuckle. "That was good man. But onto other things. How about that Chloe, just turned 18, hot stuff, huh?"
"And we know two brothers already trying to hit that! Who will win, Adam or Del, I'm dying to find out!"
"I got fifty on Del."
"You are on bro."
"Cooo." rustle of paper. "Oooo looks like Adam and Chloe were seen in the library. Little more than studying going on!"
"A little extra credit." He nods and more rustle of paper.
"Maybe Adam's hot for teacher?" snortled laughter.
Laughter.
"And on that note, I think it's time to say good bye. Just remember, you can beat the hell out of us, but we'll still come back and make more fun of you tomorrow! This is Doug..."
"And Jam.. signing off.. and remember, always have your daily pie."
"Bye!!" and the mic goes dead.
The mic back on. "Disclaimer.. " This is mumbled and said very fast. "We can not be held liable for what was said during this wonderful morning talk show, if you have a problem with anything please talk to my hand, or Doug's hand.. or even your own hand. Bribery will be welcomed however not encouraged unless of course you have Cadbury Eggs, which in that case please leave them outside my door and I will be forever grateful, however I will still talk trash about you, most likely. As always this is just for fun and you all know that we are all brothers for life and love ya!" Click of the mic going dead once more.