You are doomed!!

I have fallen in love and you will become a girlie thing. Maybe not today and perhaps not even tomorrow but eventually I promise you I will sit here and write exactly how my heart skips a beat every time I catch my first glimpse of Jean whether he is walking through the door of the Inn or I?m just opening my eyes and he is lying beside me.

And there is much more than that I have to tell you about him. Just you wait and see you filthy piece of pond scum! Maybe I should take you to the ship with me. I could rip out your pages and give them to the deck hands to use to swab the decks with. That would solve this quite nicely I?m thinking.

I wonder if Jean would let me do that. No, I?m not even going to mention it to him. His ship is much too precious for the likes of you to ever get anywhere near. You are going to have to stay right here on this desk or in the trash.

Hmm I saw a kitten at the pet shop and I?m going to ask Jean to get it for me. I could always rip out some of your pages and shred them to use for cat box litter. No, I wouldn?t want a sweet little pet of mine to sully themselves by stepping on your pages. I?ll just get some from the pet shop.

Did I mention his kisses? You have NO idea what you are missing by being an inanimate object! I have been kissed hundreds, maybe even, perhaps, most likely, thousands of times, but his . . . All I can say is WHERE THE HELL IS THE PREACHER!!!!!!

Forget just looking at him without him saying a word. He doesn?t have to say a word he can just kiss me all day long. Damn if that man can?t kiss. He actually had me, ME, making a spectacle of myself in the Inn last night! ME who doesn?t do that stuff. And you know what? I can't wait to do it again!

But you ain?t gonna be no girlie thing this week so just get over yourself. Man I hate you but I have kept my promise so far so I?m winning! Hah!!