Miss Partinger. Don?t the name just have a ring to it? Don?t it just conjure up images of some sweet little Lady that would make the perfect wife for some nice guy? Mild mannered, lovely miss with winning ways. Someone that I would find a good husband for from the Inn.
Well I?m here to tell ya right now that I?d gut her first!! And I?d gut any man that looked at her twice to boot! I ain?t never met a more contrary female in all my born days. Wicked I tell ya and mean!! She ain?t got brain one in her head if ya ask me. Not a lick of common sense neither!
She?d sit there with a mouth full of... well you know what and never say so! I can?t believe her! She actually believes that I am supposed to sit and smile and let people just say and do whatever they want to say and do without me stating my own opinion right back.
I ain?t supposed to make no threats of the bodily harm kind. Heaven forbid I have a weapon on my person somewhere and she catch sight of it! Oh lordy be you?d think the world was coming to an end right then and there the way her eyes get all narrow like and she gets that little tight lipped look on her face. She would be pretty if she didn?t get all tight lipped like that.
Just the other morning. Oh yes I get the joy of meeting with her every week day morning now. I had put Plan B into motion and found out that Sklyer had gone on a rampage and attacked my troops of Town Criers with some pretty nasty attacks. When my RDI page reported this to me I might have maybe lost my temper in front of Miss Partinger.
BUT I did not throw anything against the wall and I did not stomp my feet and have a tantrum!! I only screamed that I was gonna hit him which I felt was keeping very good control of myself considering the current situation between that really nice guy Skyler and myself.
Anyhow she thinks I didn?t see her eyes narrowing at me like they did because she has this way of hiding her real thoughts behind this public mask that she puts on her face. But she?s got some real expressive eyes there on that face of hers. One of these here days I do believe I am gonna take out one of my daggers and start cleaning my fingernails while she is giving me one of her lectures just to see what she does.
I do wonder if maybe she would spill one of them there cups of tea that she is so fond of holding with that fancy air that she puts on when she is sitting oh so proper like in that there chair she always sits in with her prim and proper way of sitting. Oh! Or maybe I will start tossing it up in the air and catching it all idle like while giving her a bored look. Maybe that will run her off too!!
I don?t know for sure but I am afraid if I have to spend many more mornings with this woman that it will be her that I am doing bodily harm to and although she preaches I am not allowed to make threats anymore because the future Queen of Westridge does not make threats I did make a few last night in the Inn I must admit.
There was this here new Nexus deposited guy and he started tromping on the flowers that Dana had created with her thoughts and they were right pretty I?m telling ya. Well I was feeling pretty good cause I was a snuggling and kissing with my beloved future husband and in dropped this here armored guy who proceeded to trample right through my flowers in the Inn!! I wasn?t about to let that go deportment lessons or not!
So I hollered at him and told him if he didn?t stop I was gonna hit him!! What I did not realize was just how confused that there Nexus had left him. He began to beg me not to hit him and I do believe he might have groveled if I had not quickly assured him that I would not hit him after all.
How was I to know that a large man in gore covered armor would be so threatened by a 4'10" female I ask you? Perhaps my reputation has proceeded me throughout the known worlds of the Nexus. I do not know but I was surprised and a little disappointed that I did not get to hit him upside the head as I had so longed to do for trampling my flowers!
Tomorrow is day 1 of cleaning my fingernails with one of my daggers during deportment lessons.
Well I?m here to tell ya right now that I?d gut her first!! And I?d gut any man that looked at her twice to boot! I ain?t never met a more contrary female in all my born days. Wicked I tell ya and mean!! She ain?t got brain one in her head if ya ask me. Not a lick of common sense neither!
She?d sit there with a mouth full of... well you know what and never say so! I can?t believe her! She actually believes that I am supposed to sit and smile and let people just say and do whatever they want to say and do without me stating my own opinion right back.
I ain?t supposed to make no threats of the bodily harm kind. Heaven forbid I have a weapon on my person somewhere and she catch sight of it! Oh lordy be you?d think the world was coming to an end right then and there the way her eyes get all narrow like and she gets that little tight lipped look on her face. She would be pretty if she didn?t get all tight lipped like that.
Just the other morning. Oh yes I get the joy of meeting with her every week day morning now. I had put Plan B into motion and found out that Sklyer had gone on a rampage and attacked my troops of Town Criers with some pretty nasty attacks. When my RDI page reported this to me I might have maybe lost my temper in front of Miss Partinger.
BUT I did not throw anything against the wall and I did not stomp my feet and have a tantrum!! I only screamed that I was gonna hit him which I felt was keeping very good control of myself considering the current situation between that really nice guy Skyler and myself.
Anyhow she thinks I didn?t see her eyes narrowing at me like they did because she has this way of hiding her real thoughts behind this public mask that she puts on her face. But she?s got some real expressive eyes there on that face of hers. One of these here days I do believe I am gonna take out one of my daggers and start cleaning my fingernails while she is giving me one of her lectures just to see what she does.
I do wonder if maybe she would spill one of them there cups of tea that she is so fond of holding with that fancy air that she puts on when she is sitting oh so proper like in that there chair she always sits in with her prim and proper way of sitting. Oh! Or maybe I will start tossing it up in the air and catching it all idle like while giving her a bored look. Maybe that will run her off too!!
I don?t know for sure but I am afraid if I have to spend many more mornings with this woman that it will be her that I am doing bodily harm to and although she preaches I am not allowed to make threats anymore because the future Queen of Westridge does not make threats I did make a few last night in the Inn I must admit.
There was this here new Nexus deposited guy and he started tromping on the flowers that Dana had created with her thoughts and they were right pretty I?m telling ya. Well I was feeling pretty good cause I was a snuggling and kissing with my beloved future husband and in dropped this here armored guy who proceeded to trample right through my flowers in the Inn!! I wasn?t about to let that go deportment lessons or not!
So I hollered at him and told him if he didn?t stop I was gonna hit him!! What I did not realize was just how confused that there Nexus had left him. He began to beg me not to hit him and I do believe he might have groveled if I had not quickly assured him that I would not hit him after all.
How was I to know that a large man in gore covered armor would be so threatened by a 4'10" female I ask you? Perhaps my reputation has proceeded me throughout the known worlds of the Nexus. I do not know but I was surprised and a little disappointed that I did not get to hit him upside the head as I had so longed to do for trampling my flowers!
Tomorrow is day 1 of cleaning my fingernails with one of my daggers during deportment lessons.