Ya ain?t gonna believe it!!! I am now a Queen!! No seriously and honestly and truly. A real Queen of a real Kingdom. After our wedding ceremony there was a coronation and it is all official and the council was there and everything and they all started hollering GOD SAVE THE KING! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! HUZZAH!
I could have fainted I do believe. Luckily although my wedding gown was cut to fit right snuggly in all the right places I could still breathe just fine so I was in no danger of having to take them short little panting kind of breaths like we sometimes have to take when them there maids pull your laces too tight so I did not swoon or faint either one when they was a hollering out their happiness.
Well I think it was happiness I ain?t rightly sure if that was it or if that was all part of the coronation ceremony itself. That might have been part of the script they were supposed to follow or they could have just been overjoyed to have a Queen after them not having one for so long now.
Or I guess they could just be happy their King has someone to love that loves him right back just as much. Maybe I should have paid a little more attention in some of tutoring lessons instead of daydreaming about my Gav quite so much. I ain?t ready for this whole being Queen thing. I don?t really know the first thing about it except I ain?t supposed to be cussing people no more and I ain?t supposed to be making threats neither cause that could get the country into a war and that would not be good for the people.
I might have maybe already messed up on them there two things last night in the Arena when I closed down the fist fighting so that I could go and watch the Warlord?s fighting in their Spring Tournament that Pslyder was acalling.
I tried to resist I swear I did. I went to Battlefield Park where Baron E(silent) is letting us have the fist fighting while the Outback is being repaired after the lying pyro Vanion set it on fire and sat there in my uniform for a good 45 mins awaiting to see if anyone wanted to fight last night.
No one came and I couldn?t stand it I swear I couldn?t!!! So I left a note on the gate and I took off for the Arena running as fast as I could so that I wouldn?t miss nothing. I?m praying that my Boss Matt will forgive me but if he won?t I?ll sneak some money out of the treasury and pay him off!!! I HAD to see the BLOOD lettin?!!!!!!
Well I got there and there was a whole passel of folks already there ready and waiting to slice and dice their way to the grand prize, a chance to be the Overlord of the Duel of Swords. What an honor that is too I?m here to tell ya.
The swords and staffs and clubs and fists and feet were a flying as they started off in the first round of competition. I was in HEAVEN I tell ya HEAVEN!! There was blood everywhere!! My guys were doing GREAT!! I was a whooping and a hollering and a cheering and a drinking and just having a grand time. BUT!!!!! That lying, nasty, no good, no count, low down, slimy snake in the grass pyro Vanion was there afighting too in the tournament.
I could have fainted I do believe. Luckily although my wedding gown was cut to fit right snuggly in all the right places I could still breathe just fine so I was in no danger of having to take them short little panting kind of breaths like we sometimes have to take when them there maids pull your laces too tight so I did not swoon or faint either one when they was a hollering out their happiness.
Well I think it was happiness I ain?t rightly sure if that was it or if that was all part of the coronation ceremony itself. That might have been part of the script they were supposed to follow or they could have just been overjoyed to have a Queen after them not having one for so long now.
Or I guess they could just be happy their King has someone to love that loves him right back just as much. Maybe I should have paid a little more attention in some of tutoring lessons instead of daydreaming about my Gav quite so much. I ain?t ready for this whole being Queen thing. I don?t really know the first thing about it except I ain?t supposed to be cussing people no more and I ain?t supposed to be making threats neither cause that could get the country into a war and that would not be good for the people.
I might have maybe already messed up on them there two things last night in the Arena when I closed down the fist fighting so that I could go and watch the Warlord?s fighting in their Spring Tournament that Pslyder was acalling.
I tried to resist I swear I did. I went to Battlefield Park where Baron E(silent) is letting us have the fist fighting while the Outback is being repaired after the lying pyro Vanion set it on fire and sat there in my uniform for a good 45 mins awaiting to see if anyone wanted to fight last night.
No one came and I couldn?t stand it I swear I couldn?t!!! So I left a note on the gate and I took off for the Arena running as fast as I could so that I wouldn?t miss nothing. I?m praying that my Boss Matt will forgive me but if he won?t I?ll sneak some money out of the treasury and pay him off!!! I HAD to see the BLOOD lettin?!!!!!!
Well I got there and there was a whole passel of folks already there ready and waiting to slice and dice their way to the grand prize, a chance to be the Overlord of the Duel of Swords. What an honor that is too I?m here to tell ya.
The swords and staffs and clubs and fists and feet were a flying as they started off in the first round of competition. I was in HEAVEN I tell ya HEAVEN!! There was blood everywhere!! My guys were doing GREAT!! I was a whooping and a hollering and a cheering and a drinking and just having a grand time. BUT!!!!! That lying, nasty, no good, no count, low down, slimy snake in the grass pyro Vanion was there afighting too in the tournament.