?99 bottles of beer on the wall?. 99 bottles of beer! Take one down pass it around! 98 bottles of beer on the wall!? Mayverdia Aleta, person of her own personal world, was meandering through the door on one fine day. Flipping through mail, she sniffed the air, and then grimaced,? Who in the bleeding hell prompted the making of COFFEEE!!!????

The Jello H. Q. was a classic oddity of Mayverdia?s twisted randomness. Greek Columns, busts, a map of Olympus with red, green, blue, and clear thumb tacks in it, and couches, lots and lots of couches. Bean bags, blow up chairs (and dolls that looked? shocked), there was even an old fashioned life size blow up- beat up clown that giggled when you hit it. A pool in the back, Olympic, because everything had to be Olympic to Mayverdia. The place, despite the Olympic feel, was more than obvious a party house to beat even the best party houses.

Needless to say May was contemplating moving in to the massive building. It had enough room. Three master sweets, several side rooms, locker rooms, showers, pool, spa, it was like?. Sorority girl heavenly dream house with a drunken frat boy touch. It was perfect! And Multi Gender! This could be Utopia, if she could find residents. She?d put out flyers when decorations were done.

Thumbing through the mail she stepped on in to the offices and with a turn of her neck she set everything down on her Olympic Desk. It was her work place away from work, full of high tech. May really didn?t spare any expense. This was better than Aleta Manor, always something fun going on here, when she wasn?t the only one in the place. She was going to kill Darcy for soiling the place with the smell of Coffee.

Booze, food, and all around good times should be the smell in this place. And not the kind of good times that would require a Gas Mask. Oi.

?Letter from Uncle, letter from Uncle, mom, dad, dad, dad? commission?? The last of the letters were sorted before she started to type a few notes on her computer. It was resolved, the rooms could be fixed up as the person occupying saw fit with a donation from the Prez May.

First occupants that would be taken would be Jello Wrestlers. That was enough for her to say. Those seeking a place to stay just to lounge would find that they would have to maintain something else, school, a job, she wasn?t going to support free loaders unless they were wrestling. Fair enough. Once that was covered, she?d start with meets and practices.

Judges could even move in if they saw fit. Co-ed was going to be a blast. They were adults, she wouldn?t take drama, just good clean fun.

?OH GOOD GODS THAT STUFF STINKS!? May had enough. She rose up and stomped towards the kitchen, Darcy better not have left the coffee pot going. When she found Darcy she was going to skin her. The beans would be found and destroyed for all May cared. Cocoa should only be in the form of Chocolate in this house.

When she entered the kitchen however she was, oddly, pleasantly surprised. A bundle of flowers, a basket of food, a tankard of coffee, and a card. Investigate she must!

She sat down on one of the stools as she started to eat the food. The coffee was dumped, but she was sure the person who had sent the card wouldn?t care. It didn?t take her long to find out who had sent it either,? Awwww.? Was all she had to say when she read:

Hey babe,

Just wanted to give you a house warming present for the H.Q. Hope to see you soon.

Rix

PS: Gone to a doughnut convention.

The food would go on being devoured as she continued to reread the card and aww. Rix wasn?t half bad, despite his away time. This time doughnuts would steal him away. He better bring back something for her. Chocolate usually worked on May. She loved that blessed invention.

May had nothing better to do than keep herself busy these past few days with Rix?s absence. It was driving her insane. She managed to stock up for the next Jello games. Hell even then she was in the giant fridges, the buildings set aside behind the head quarters for the girls to get set easier. Testing the Jello and wanting to hang herself the longer she had to wait for Rix to get back.

A rolled cigarette was between her lips, smoke puffing out like a train engine. At her feet was a massive pile of butts, seemingly enough to tell that she had been hiding out there for a while. Her sour expression made it all the more obvious. May was not in the mood for much of anything. She had already managed to have a very unpleasant visit from her sister.

Sure enough, that tingle came when Darcy started her way. May hadn?t seen her in a few days, what the hell; she?d get her head out of her rump and see people. She hadn?t cared; she didn?t want to deal with people recently. More or less she felt like people suck, for her own reasoning. Not that she?d tell anyone.

Mayday was in the mode of frankly, a robot. She was all work and no play these days. The thermostat was tweeked with, it got colder within the room after only a moment. Rising up the red head turned to glance at Darcy," How much longer should I wait before I give up on a man who's never around? What is the custom of such a thing?" She asked as she pursed her lips," He comes in, then sees me, and runs away.."

She tossed a full amount of Jello against the wall. Yeah, she was flustered. A deep breath was draw in as she muttered," Darcy. I refuse to be just like every other damn woman in this place. I won't just stop caring unless I'm told to do so, but I just don't know how much more I can tolerate."

They always said when you speak of the devil, he will appear. The same would be said as Darcy spoke of her new sexy man that had bought her at the auction. Sweeping in to the HQ of the commpound. A pause to look around before slowly moving towards Darcy and her friend.

Sly smirk crossing his lips at hearing her bragging about him buying her. " Was the cheapest date I ever had to. Didn't have to buy her anything to drink or eat. Just had to make sure she was happy with me." Mused as he came to a stop behind the Awesome one.

"Must of done a good job, seeing how she demanded that I be her boyfriend." The moment Darcy turns around, he was sure she'd slap him. Claimming such things already. He bowed his head to May.

"Drake Bloodlust..The one that turned your friend Darcy back into a lady." Was there a rogueish glint in his eyes when he said that. You better believe it was there! As well as a rogueish smirk on his lips.

He leaned back enough to let her slap his chest, getting him to frown as he looked to the spot she hit. He then pulled a rogue move as he ruffled her hair, giving her that wild haired morning look. He then plopped down with the two, flashing May a wink and a blown kiss.

"True..and I am Drake Bloodlust. The man Dracy has been keeping a secret. I wonder why?" Sly smirk as he looked to Darcy, already expectng her to slap his shoulder with a glare. As well as to tell him to shut up.