Kazzy Hart: So that's who that guy was leaving Lizzie's apartment the other night. I totally get it now. ::Talking to Grem as if Lizzie and Danny were no longer there::
Geko: ::She pointed at Kazzy.:: That's not true!
Grem: Would explain it, yeah? ::Then a blink to Lizzie.::
Daniel Brooks: Ha! ::takes his fingers from his ears:: I know Lizzie wouldn't take another guy up to her place so nyah!
Geko: ::She leaned to Danny.:: She's saying that the guy was for me and you.
Kazzy Hart: ::Touches a finger to her nose and points at Lizzie with her other hand to agree with her assessment::
Daniel Brooks: Why would I want another guy? ::brow furrowed::
Geko: ::She slowly looked to Danny. Then reached up to pet his head.:: Oh, my sweet and innocent Danny. ::Leaning over to whisper closer to his ear.:: She's saying you're a pitcher and a catcher.
Daniel Brooks: ::leaning in to hear the whisper, an even more confused expression:: But I'm not. I play second base and the outfield.
Geko: ::Her mouth dropped in silent amazement. And then she just kept petting his head.:: Oh, sweet Danny.

The Kesey crew discussing the supposed Gimp that left Lizzie's apartment.

Anubis Karos: What?! ::naked pectorals reverberated with a phantom of a chortle, a wan smirk drawn across his lips as his gaze drifted towards Lizzie:: Do yourself a favor, and fawn over the half-men. ::lacquered panes wafted towards Aaron and Daniel in a dismissive manner as his attentions turned towards Duci. vermillion lips pursing as he assessed every fluctuation of her body::
Daniel Brooks: A half-man. Ow. My ego. ::trying his best to not laugh, attempting to look forlorn::
Daniel Brooks: But he's right. I am half-man... half-amazing! ::puffs his chest out, giving a cheesy grin::

Anubis and Lizzie exchange a few heated words, but Danny and Aaron are dragged into the mix! Luckily, Danny sets the record straight.

Daniel Brooks: ::and a bit of a detour, having seen some of the action ahead of him. Around the bar to snag a Badsider, then approaching from the other side and hopping up on the bar, then down, not so subtly inserting himself between Lizzie and the Fabulist:: 'scuse me.
The Fabulist: ::He raised an eyebrow to this Daniel character.:: My dear sir, if you'd like a Heathrow and Round Card Girl sandwich, all you have to do is ask.
Daniel Brooks: The only sandwich I'll be making tonight starts with "nuh" and ends with "kuhls".

Lizzie's honor is defended from Gilles is total Danny fashion.

Geko: It's just been a really stressful day because I had to go to the vet early this morning... because these pythons are sick. ::Another flex, pointing at her muscle!::
Daniel Brooks: ::jaw drop:: Did... did you come up with that by yourself?
Geko: ::Squints.:: Will you give me a high five if I did?
Daniel Brooks: I don't know. I'm in shock, really. That was good. Real good!

Sometimes Lizzie actually makes jokes that are funny to other people? Danny doesn't know how to handle this information.

Aaron Marshall: "Dude!" shocked look to Daniel. "What's full blown tackle if not really enthusiastic groping?"

Aaron trying to sell Danny on the idea of a Two-Hand Touch Kesey Football Team.

Geko: ::Her hands were cupped around her mouth.:: Oh my gosh, it's Lizzie "The Geko" Liddell running down the field. She Could. Go. All. The. Waaay! ::And then she made the crowd roar with a little "Woo!" added in.::
Kazzy Hart: She already *does* go all the way. ::Cue the juvenile snickering fit::
Geko: ::She turned her make-shift megaphone in Kazzy's direction.:: Oooh, and it's Kazzy "The Leper" Hart hobbling down the field. Someone stick a fork in her because her career is already done before it's began. She Could. Warm. The. Beeench! ::Another crowd roar and a "Wooo!"::

It's a battle of wits between The Geko and The Leper.

Kazzy Hart: You do know I was captain of both the soccer and field hockey teams at St. Auggie's. I've probably got the most athletic training here. ::Continuing to work on the pigtail braids. She conveniently left out her figure skating training::
Aaron Marshall: "Oh yeah? Well, in high school I was voted most likely to succeed," fancy that, where was he now? Relatively devoid of education and about to start three jobs.
Daniel Brooks: Captain of the football and baseball squads, varisty basketball. All-state in each. ::a smug grin to Kazzy::
Joey Damarco: "I can snipe someone." Joey offered up casually.

In the battle of anything-you-can-do-I-can-do-better, Joey shows that being a sniper usually wins.

Anubis Karos: Nevermind, slave meat.

Anubis tries to get Lizzie's attention then changes his mind, stays classy while doing so.

Dolly DuBois: And then to Aaron. "you're awesome too. but ya know. He's bigger and stronger, so like, he'd have to be the number one guy."
Daniel Brooks: Bigger, stronger, faster. ::thumbs up::
Geko: ::A glance to Danny.:: You're like a Daft Punk song waiting to happen.
Daniel Brooks: I wish! ::does the robot:: Around the world, around the world!

Dolly hires Aaron and Danny to make sure she doesn't become slave meat... around the world, around the world.

Luna Eva: ::She smiles to Eless:: It'll be great. ::Then she shifts her attention to Kazzy:: Mason and I went sledding this afternoon.

Elessaria: ::laughs warmly:: Sober?

Luna Eva: ::She laughs:: Semi-sober.

Kazzy Hart: You did! I'm so jealous.

Elessaria: ::shivers at the thought:: Then again, the two of thee can always warm each other up at home later. ::cheeky grin::

Kazzy Hart: ::Wicked grin at Eless:: Oooh, naughty, Angelfish. ::Thumbs up for her joke::

Elessaria: ::grins impishly, flashing a thumb's up back::

Charna Lyndria: :Smirk at Eless. Glance to Eva, afterwards.:

Luna Eva: ::A soft laugh she shakes her head at both of them:: I should probably head home actually. ::A nod to Charna, watching her a moment::

Elessaria: ::teases her friend:: I am just jealous is all, Eva. ::winks playfully::

Eva leaves?

Kazzy Hart: She might be able to get warm with Chef, Angelfish, but I don't know if they'll be very dry. ::To Eless when she saw Eva leaving, most likely to go home to Mason as Eless had just joked. Kazzy took it three steps over the line::

Elessaria: Hmmm... a bubble bath is a splendid way to warm up on an evening like tonight, Bedazzler Queen.

Elessaria: ::interpreting it with her own slightly naive spin::

Kazzy Hart: ::Blinks multiple times at Eless with a wide grin:: Oh dear, sweet, innocent Angelfish. That wasn't quite what I meant. ::Puts on a sigh:: The Violator's work of corruption just never ends... ::and with no one around to stop her she went on to explain to Eless what she had actually meant:: Not like wet from a bath. Wet from like, the fluids that comes with bodies rubbing against each other.

Charna Lyndria: :She almost choked on a laugh. A grin to Kazzy, before leaning in.:

Elessaria: ::can't even blink right:: (vs) Ohhhhhhhh....

Kazzy Hart: ::Canary eating grin at Charna while she waited for Eless to process the meaning. When she finally got it Kazzy burst out laughing::

Elessaria: (vs) That. ::then giggles::

Kazzy Hart: ::Pumps both fists in the air victorious for Eless' understanding and blushing.:: Score one for the Violator! ::Twirls around on her skates again, a whirl of red wig, fake wings, and white tutu::

Nigel Alder: Spills. ::The smirk cut and he shook his head at Kazzy.:: Trying to take Reap's place tonight?

Elessaria: ::laughs merrily:: Thou art incorrigible, Kazzy, a quality I adore in thee.

Kazzy Hart: I make it a daily habit to bring any and all minds around down into the gutter with me, Ice. With or without a beer in hand. ::Toothy grin at Nigel::


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LadyAjaBird: ::resume stare at Harris and pokes him:: What did you do to Kazzy? Cause she's like the most non combative person in RhyDin I think.. next to that angel chick.

HarrisTheHeckler: I did absolutely nothing to Kazzy. ::is being truthful, grins::

Kazzy Hart: You hear that, Bluefrog? Sauce here totally just said I'm like a saint.

Kazzy Hart: ::Winning smile at Aja::

HarrisTheHeckler: Bless some water for me, then.

Nigel Alder: The most corrupt saint I've ever seen.

Kazzy Hart: ::snickers at Nigel and spins on her skates:: Oh, Ice, I'm just misunderstood. That's what comes with being the Patron Stain of Misguided Genius I guess.

Kazzy Hart: ::skating backwards now and making lazy looping circles of burdened sorrow for her sainthood woes::

Nigel Alder: Saint Kazzy. Patron saint of misguided genius and the less endowed. ::Remembering that cigarette, he took a long drag.:: A role model for girls everywhere.

Kazzy Hart: There'll be a line of misfits, carnies and pre-pubescent girls outside Our Lady of Perpetual Training when I get my very own church, Ice.

Nigel Alder: ::Now that caused a revolution in his stoic facade. He tilted his head back and laughed at that.:: Our Lady of Perpetual Training..::He shook his head wryly.:: Good one Spills.

Kazzy Hart: ::laughs too because no one likes Kazzy's jokes more than Kazzy. You hear that, Nigel? NO ONE. She laughed loudly::