Hello all of my adoring fans -- all three of you. Shout out to my girls Tay-Tay, Leez, and Rhia. Also to my roomies, if you boys are reading this -- if not, you suck. Pick up your skank's panties off the kitchen counter next time, Ricky. Nobody wants to accidentally touch those when they are grabbing for the coffee first thing in the afternoon. Just because half of Rhydin has touched your girl's undies doesn't mean the rest of us want to. Just sayin'.
Annnyway. The whole point of this diary blog is to document my job as new intern for the RhyDin Rewind. Woo! Go me! I am officially a part of the hottest radio talk show in Rhydin. Okay, okay...yes, I know what you are thinking. Maybe I am just fetching things for Seirichi and Harris, and washing Seirichi's panties but you know you are totally jealous that you aren't touching her drawers. Nasty pervs.
I was totally mentioned on the radio this morning, too. I'm famous now. Well, I am! Have you had your name dropped over the radio airwaves? Didn't think so; stop being jelly. Sure, I was called a "lapdog" and a "wee lass" but I think those were just pet names given out of gratitude for the hard work I have already done. I'm an optimist so don't infect me with all of your pessimism and reality. I mean sure, I ruined a new manicure trying to get barbecue sauce out Harris' favorite boxers-- not sure how it got all over the crotchetal opening (it isn't nice to speculate and gossip), but all jobs have their challenges. Also, my knee is feeling better already after some ice and pain killers. Seirichi even apologized for accidentally tripping me when I walked past carrying her box of donuts, their coffee, and the basket of laundry. And all of you guys thought she would be mean to me! In yo face!
While I would love to sit here and make you all jealous with more stories of my glamorous new job, I have to go scrub the toilet. Apparently Seirichi can't eat nine donuts for breakfast anymore without getting ill because of morning sickness. Poor thing.
Oh, before I go! Yes, Jax...Nell Holiday really is as hot in person as she sounds on the radio. She has awesome fashion sense too. Sequined hotpants are soooo...well, hot. No, I didn't have her autograph my boob so don't even ask...I knew you were thinking it.
~Toodles, bitches!
P.S. I took a pic for you guys. Bow down and worship!
http://cfc.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-set/.sig/AATp1rQugL3IoKatONoGw/cid/88030558/id/nnkYYT3HQZS4IT0zXSHEbA/size/c600x276.jpg
Annnyway. The whole point of this diary blog is to document my job as new intern for the RhyDin Rewind. Woo! Go me! I am officially a part of the hottest radio talk show in Rhydin. Okay, okay...yes, I know what you are thinking. Maybe I am just fetching things for Seirichi and Harris, and washing Seirichi's panties but you know you are totally jealous that you aren't touching her drawers. Nasty pervs.
I was totally mentioned on the radio this morning, too. I'm famous now. Well, I am! Have you had your name dropped over the radio airwaves? Didn't think so; stop being jelly. Sure, I was called a "lapdog" and a "wee lass" but I think those were just pet names given out of gratitude for the hard work I have already done. I'm an optimist so don't infect me with all of your pessimism and reality. I mean sure, I ruined a new manicure trying to get barbecue sauce out Harris' favorite boxers-- not sure how it got all over the crotchetal opening (it isn't nice to speculate and gossip), but all jobs have their challenges. Also, my knee is feeling better already after some ice and pain killers. Seirichi even apologized for accidentally tripping me when I walked past carrying her box of donuts, their coffee, and the basket of laundry. And all of you guys thought she would be mean to me! In yo face!
While I would love to sit here and make you all jealous with more stories of my glamorous new job, I have to go scrub the toilet. Apparently Seirichi can't eat nine donuts for breakfast anymore without getting ill because of morning sickness. Poor thing.
Oh, before I go! Yes, Jax...Nell Holiday really is as hot in person as she sounds on the radio. She has awesome fashion sense too. Sequined hotpants are soooo...well, hot. No, I didn't have her autograph my boob so don't even ask...I knew you were thinking it.
~Toodles, bitches!
P.S. I took a pic for you guys. Bow down and worship!
http://cfc.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-set/.sig/AATp1rQugL3IoKatONoGw/cid/88030558/id/nnkYYT3HQZS4IT0zXSHEbA/size/c600x276.jpg