Topic: Ex Marks the Spot

Quinn Benoit

Date: 2011-01-23 12:25 EST
Let's talk about women.
Let's talk about love.
Let's talk about bitchin'.
And the comin' I've done.
I live for the weekend.
It's part of the script.
You pray for an angel.
Well, hey this is it.

When most people thought of slumber parties it was all babbling on about boys while eating popcorn and watching bad horror movies. Maybe that was why Quinn and Mack had to make the distinction that this wasn't a typical slumber party. This was a panty party!

So far they had demolished two bottles of cheap red wine between themselves and were quickly working on destroying a third. Quinn was lounging at one end of the black leather couch centered in her living room. True to the name, she was sporting a pair of purple and black panties and a faded black tee that read "Beyond the Moon" in celebration of the inaugural panty party. Her wine glass was perched in her hand, the contents being swished about as she turned her gaze on Mack. "If Jack Daniels knew I was cheating on him tonight, he would be angry." She began to snicker. "But considering how well this wine is treating me? I don't think I could bring myself to care."

"I cheat on Jim and Jose all the time. Jack's used to it, too." Sarah snickered. She was folded at the other end of the leather couch in a pair of rainbow striped panties as well as a grey shirt with black three quarter sleeves, a couple drops of hair dye stained along one of the shoulders. "Cheating's m'thing." There went the rest of her wine, glass upturned as the contents were drained.

As if they were suddenly wrapped up in a drinking contest that neither had been previously aware of Quinn lifted her wine glass to her lips and although Mack had long finished her glass of wine, it didn't stop Quinn from pounding down the rest of her own.

"Go, go, go!" Mack rooted for Quinn as she chugged the rest of her drink.

Once the glass was empty, Quinn lifted her arms victoriously and Mack mirrored the other blonde with her arms in the air when she'd finished. It was true. They were all winners in this game. Quinn pushed herself up off the couch and bounced on the balls of her feet. "Alright! I think we're properly lubricated." She paused at her own statement then burst into a fit of giggles. This went on for a moment before she could settle herself enough to continue speaking. "What's next? I feel like we just took off our pants and have been drinking since then." It was true. That's all they had done. But all the same Quinn grinned wide. "Usually it goes the other way, eh? Drinking and then you take off your pants?"

Sarah shifted, setting her glass aside as Quinn got up. "Lubricated," repeating, joining in the giggle-fit. The spacer's mind was more than a little fuzzy and when she stood up to joined Quinn, her legs felt tingly. "I don't know, actually. I've never done one of these before." Then she laughed; a harsh, quick thing. "And usually boys are involved."

Quinn reached down and scooped up the bottle of wine that was sitting near the couch on the floor. At first it was just so that she didn't accidentally kick it over. But once she felt the weight of the bottle she realized that it was time for more for both of them. She refilled her own glass then moved over to Mack to top off hers as well.

Seeing Quinn heading for her glass, Mack picked it back up and held it out for Quinn to fill. "Thaaaank you."

"No boys needed tonight! They bring nothing but headaches along with them. And after all this wine, we'll have more than enough headaches in the morning!" Quinn laughed while tucking the now empty wine bottle between the cushions of the couch. Apparently, that was a perfect spot for it.

A few sips were taken as she watched Quinn stash the empty bottle in the couch. That made her giggle and a little of the wine sloshed out of her glass. "Whoops," the blonde breathed, gaze dropping to the quarter size stain on the front of her shirt. Oh well.

Quinn sipped thoughtfully at her wine before her eyes widened. "I know!" She started hopping in place, the wine sloshing threateningly. "I know! I know!" Quinn broke into more snickers as Mack accidentally got wine on her shirt. Though, there probably wasn't much right now that she wouldn't giggle at. Then she got back on track and squealed with delight, staring at Mack. "You're going to hate it!" Why did she say it as if that was a selling point? "Fashion show!" She left the words hanging in the air, as if that explained it all.

"No boys!" That nearly became a toast, but Quinn was distracting her. A hopeful expression took place, but was dashed immediately with the warning. Fingers brushed absently at the small stain on her shirt while green eyes narrowed at the bouncing blonde.

"How about you do the fashion show and I'll be the audience. Unless I find something really cute, then maybe I'll try it on."

All of Quinn's movements and laughter came to a sudden disappointed halt. "Oh, come on! You have to play, too! Besides..." She gestured to herself. "Hellooo. I'm Miss Benoit. My closet is so decked out that every girl in town is jealous!" There was no proof of this, but if the blonde said it then it meant that it was true in her own little world. "Of course you'll find something cute to try on!"

Quinn grabbed at Mack's free hand and was automatically marching off into her bedroom. "We'll find you something really hoed out but classy. And boots that go on for days!" She burst into an excited snickered and practically slapped at the wall until she found the switch to turn on the bedroom light.

Mack made a face. "But I don't...oh fine. I guess I am a little jealous of your wardrobe." She let Quinn drag her away with minimal harumphs and eye rolling.

Quinn Benoit

Date: 2011-01-23 14:31 EST
Wake the ones and rise tonight.
Fallen souls we shine so bright.
Rise now and ever.

In the room, once the light was on, Mack took another sip of her wine; sip meaning gulp. "Hoed out, huh?" She moved forward, looking around the room in an appraising fashion. Satisfied, Sarah turned and sat on the edge of the bed and nodded at Quinn. "I can do hoe. And boots. I can do boots, too. I love boots." She nodded rapidly, free hand scratching her stomach.

"See!? Jealous!" She lifted her wine glass, practically above her head, in toast to herself before taking a long sip. While Mack moved over to the bed, Quinn moved to her closet.

One by one, she pulled the folding doors aside so that it was wide open and ready for inspection. While majority of Quinn's loft was rather minimal without any sort of bells or whistles, her closet was practically exploding with clothing. Dresses in all different lengths, colors, and styles were packed in on hangers. Heels, boots, and a few sets of sneakers covered the entire bottom. And the shelf running from one side of the closet to the other at the top was lined with purses ranging from small clutches up to large hobo bags.

Quinn gestured dramatically at her haul. "Tah-dah!" She wiggled her fingers then pointed at Mack. "I promise! We'll find you something. What's mine is yours!" Quinn darted over to the side table beside her bed and set down her wine glass. Hand free, she ran back over to her closet, her black socks practically sliding across the hardwood floor. "First we'll find you boots! Hoe boots! Since you love boots!"

Mack laid back carefully on the bed, the glass of wine held far over the edge in case of spillage. She stared at the ceiling, feet dancing in the air to imaginary music. At the sound of the Quinn's triumphant exclamation, she turned her head to the side to survey the trove of clothing. "Whoa!" How she did it, no one would know, but Mack rolled off the bed and somehow ended up on both feet without spilling a drop of wine. After placing her nearly empty glass next to Quinn's on the nightstand, she hurried over to the closet.

"Holy sh*t, Quinn." Hands were running over the massive amounts of clothes hanging there. "How on earth did you acquire all of this?" Green eyes swiveled around to her friend. "Did you rob some stores?"

At Mack's reaction Quinn beamed proudly. And she looked to take it as an even bigger compliment that Mack thought she had turned to a life of crime to put together her extensive wardrobe. "No way! Not yet anyway."

She turned to face her closet and placed her hands on her hips. "I'm not good at much, but I'm good at shopping! And I had some extra funds last year, so..." She gestured at the clothing. "I invested it." A pause."Invested it into looking hot with the hopes of getting myself a sugar daddy!" She gave another crack of laughter that caused her to sway in her unsteady drunken state.

"Oh my god," Mack marveled. She gave a laugh at Quinn's quip of 'not yet' and began sifting through the many, many dresses hanging in front of her. "I'll say. Damn, woman! Sign me up. Think we could share the same sugar daddy?" Head tipped to the side, eyes squinting while she thought that over. "Maybe not...isn't that called prostitution at that point?" She laughed. "Find me some boots! I'm going first!"

Quinn had lingered back over to the wine glasses that sat bedside. She had forgotten which one of them were hers since both had such similar yet minimal content left, so she did the only logical thing. She downed the rest of them both and hoped Mack wouldn't notice since she was so engrossed by Quinn's closet.

She was snickering as she moved back over to Mack's side. "I'm not sure what it's called, but considering of all the quirks I've heard of in RhyDin I'm sure there's some guy who would be down for it! It'll just mean we get to charge extra- Oh wait, that is prostitution." Quinn gave another round of laughter before holding her hands out in an attempt to steady herself.

"Boots." She repeated sternly. "Boots!" She was giving herself a mission. She moved past Mack, the top half of her body practically vanishing into the depth of the closet as she rummaged through the shoes along the floor.

Quinn Benoit

Date: 2011-01-23 14:53 EST
My buddy and me don't want to be like the rest so don't make us.
My buddy and me we're so crazy no one can take us.
We take everything we do in stride.
We won't conform society don't take our side.

Mack was far too busy searching for a Hoe dress to notice Quinn downing both drinks. It's likely she wouldn't even remember there had been anything in her glass by the time she found it again.

"Prostitution, see? But that's okay, we can call it." She paused, pondering. "What's it called? I can't think. My brain is fuzzy. Oh! I remember now. Escort." She backed away from the closet, bringing with her a tiny little black dress. "We'll call ourselves escorts. It's classier. What do you think of this one?" She held the dress up, looking around for Quinn. Loud laughter came quickly. "It looks like the closet is eating you whole."

"I don't think being an escort is any better!" The words were muffled because she was still waist deep in the closet. "Can we put high class right in the title? High class escort? Now that sounds respectable! Which one?" Quinn twisted her body around, trying to peer out from beneath the rack of dresses with her hands still full of multiple boots and shoes.

But apparently she twisted a bit too hard or had one sip of wine too many because she was suddenly tipping aside right into the wall of the closet, flailing and yelping the entire way down. The oddest part about it all was that instead of crashing into the wall she actually crashed right through the wall which seemed to give way much too easily under the blonde's weight.

"This one," she said, holding the dress at arms length in Quinn's direction. Mack gave the hanger a jiggle and then hugged the dress against her lithe frame. Her eyes were directed at the dress against her body as Quinn yelped. When Sarah looked up, she saw only flailing feet and no Quinn.

"Quinn!" The blonde yelped herself. She tossed the dress behind her and lurched forward, arms outstretched as if to catch the already fallen Quinn. "Where'd you go?! Did the closet actually eat you?" Mack sounded genuinely worried, but that could be blamed on the quantity of alcohol in her system. The blonde came to a crashing halt on the floor of the closet, knees hitting the floor with a thud. "I'm coming for you!" And with that, she dove atop the mounds of boots and shoes to find her lost friend.

Although Quinn was no longer falling, it didn't stop her from continuing to flail and kick her feet about which probably didn't help Mack in her rescue effort. "I'm in Narnia! Oh my god, Mack! It's horrible! Help!" She was shrieking out her reply, unable to calm herself for the moment it would take to assess what had happened.

Mack had to shield herself from being kicked in the face, but the danger must be braved! Quinn had to be saved! Shoes were tossed aside and only once was Sarah sidetracked by a pair of really sexy boots. "Narnia," she cried. "What in the blue blazes is Narnia?"

It was when she felt Mack grasping at her legs, attempting to pull her to safety that Quinn stopped screaming long enough to peer at her surroundings. The wall that had crashed open was beside her, as if she had fallen into a doorway. What it led to was a small square nook. It was dark, with only a faint stream of light from the bedroom passing through the mass of clothing in the closet.

Quinn shifted in her spot slightly, much calmer now, brows knitting together when one of her hands settled on the bulge of a large leather sack. She was lost in a haze of adrenaline and wine, but the pieces of the puzzle slowly started to click in her head. "Holy sh*t." She breathed the words.

Mack was laughing now, the hilarity of it all setting in. The blonde collapsed beside her friend on the floor of the closet, abandoning the rescue attempt. "How in the hell do you crash through a wall? Who does that?"

Quinn Benoit

Date: 2011-03-01 09:46 EST
Bang bang, we're beautiful and dirty rich.
Bang bang, we're beautiful and dirty rich.

For a moment Quinn was still too lost in her own racing thoughts to comprehend was her BFF was saying. But when she felt the weight of Mack beside her she started shaking her head rapidly and swatting at Mack's thigh, trying to get the attention that she already had. "It wasn't a normal wall! It wasn't a normal wall!" Her excited shriek echoed in the small nook of the closet and she was lifting her gaze to peer above their heads.

"What do you mean it wasn't a wall? There was a wall here, I saw it!" Mack ignored the swatting, her gaze having followed Quinn's, much too curious at the find. "Holy sh*t, whoa. Pardon my French."

Quinn was having a very similar reaction to Mack's, even if she didn't voice it quite so eloquently. Now that their eyes had adjusted to the dark what the small false wall in Quinn's closet had hidden was quite apparent. Lining almost every inch of the three walls surrounding them was an arsenal that would make any lunatic drool out of jealousy. There were glocks. Colts. Various 9MMs. Berettas. Sawed off shotguns. Tasers. Knives. Brass knuckles. If it caused pain, there was at least one of them displayed neatly on the wall.

"I... didn't know this all was still here." Quinn?s stunned expression already made that perfectly clear.

"I must be dreaming," Mack said softly, staring up at the arsenal around them. "That's it, I've died and gone to heaven. Seriously, I'm gonna go start knocking down walls at my house to see if I can find a hidden arsenal." She looked over at Quinn, trying to get up on her knees. "You have all the luck!"

"Mack! Mack!" Quinn was still stunned, but her fellow blonde practically crawling on top of her in an attempt to get to get feet was causing her to laugh. "It's not luck! It's my ex!" Quinn was shoving to her feet as well, both using Mack for support and pulling her to her to stand as she went. "My ex was..." She squinted. "A weapons nut, I guess?" She shook her head. "I just never knew where he kept all of his stuff."

It was cramped in the closet between the wall and the store of Quinn's clothes, but they huddled together looking at the mass of weaponry. "Wow," she breathed, wanting very badly to touch them. All of them. "Why'd he keep it all locked up? Damn, I'd have this stuff displayed!"

Quinn furrowed her brows lightly. "I think it was kind of because of me? He knew I wasn't a huge fan of guns at the time. And maybe because we were trying the whole-" She shifted about in the small space, insisting on lifting her hands so she could do the finger quotes."-'normal' thing." She forced her hands back down to her sides. "This is not normal." Her gaze was back on Mack now, surprised at how enthralled she was by the arsenal. "You have drool on your chin." Snorts.

She knew there wasn't really any drool, but still her hand came up to rub at her chin. Mack grinned, looking sheepish. "I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this," she gestured to the stockpile, "is not normal. But wow, I'm ten shades of green with envy. Do you know how much a collection like this is worth?"

Quinn had been so busy trying to comprehend the weaponry surrounding them that she had forgotten about the first thing that stunned her when she had fallen through the wall. It wasn't until Mack had mentioned worth that it all came rushing back to her. "Wait!" Without another word Quinn was dropping down to her knees and groping around the floor of the nook. It was very awkward with Mack there in such close quarters, but Quinn didn't seem to care. She gave a squeak of enthusiasm when her hands landed on something then she was crawling out of the little nook over the piles of shoes and under the array of dresses. "Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap!"

Enthralled she was. Mack had shuffled forward some, reaching for the nearest handgun and plucked it from its perch. She was too busy fawning over the piece that Quinn wasn't even paid any attention until she started freaking out. Reluctantly, the spacer set the gun back down and dropped to her knees to join Quinn among the sea of shoes. "What, what?!"

"Mack! Mack!" It seemed she was at a loss for words and only managed to pick out a few then repeat them until no end. Her sock clad feet were sliding around against the hardwood floor but she managed to scurry all the way to the bed where she dropped a bulging leather sack. Thin fingers worked at a manic pace in an attempt to untie the drawstrings keeping the sack closed, but she was so frantic that nothing was cooperating. "We need this opened, like, yesterday!"

Mack clambered out after Quinn, curiosity more than a little piqued now in her friend's obvious excitement. The blonde wobbled a bit when she'd escaped the closet, too much space now for the drunk. "Calm down," Sarah swatted at Quinn's hands, replacing them with her own. She held her breath as she worked, excitement building.

Quinn squeaked when her hands were swatted away and now without the drawstrings to fiddle with in her drunken state she had a little more sway where she stood. Idle hands folded over her mouth, her chest perfectly still since she was holding her breath. That green gaze was focused sharply on the bag and Mack's hands as she worked, then at the successful release of the cords she pumped both fists into the air. "Yes!" Her eyes widened and she reached out towards the sack. There was only a moment of hesitation, and then she tipped the bag over. It sank into the bed heavily, and from the now opened top spilled a handful of coins onto the covers.

Mack gawked. "Oh. My. God."

Quinn shoved her hands into her hair, forcing long blonde locks out of her face. "I can't believe it. I can't believe it!" She shook her head and looked at Mack. "It was his. From Tara." A long pause. "For killing evil Santa." She hoped her friend didn't ask for details. "I didn't know what happened to it. I figured it was just gone." She went from not breathing to gasping at air in large gulps like a fish. "I don't even know how much is there."

Mack's green eyes slid from the gold over to Quinn at her explanation. She didn't need details. Tara had been mentioned, so it made perfect sense. A hand dropped to paw at the coins, cupping a handful and letting them fall back to the bed through her fingers. The bag, she noted, was rather large and seemed to make a nice little dent in the comforter. "You're rich!" She proclaimed happily, looking back at her BFF. "Filthy, stinkin' rich!"

Quinn's eyes were wide and unblinking. She looked back and forth between Mack and the sack of leather, and then a slow smile crept along her lips. "No way. I've been living on my own for almost a year now and I haven't found this stuff." She then pointed between them. "You and I have one panty party and suddenly strike gold?" She reached down to the bed grabbing one of the gold coins and shoving it into Mack's hand. "It's fate! We're filthy, stinkin' rich, Mack!" She was back to squealing and drunkenly hopping in place.

Had she been less drunk, Mack might have deliberated longer. As it was, she still paused a moment to blink at the coin being pressed into her palm. After several moments of stunned silence, she was grinned from ear to ear and joining Quinn in that drunken dance of joy. "Oh my god, oh my god," she kept repeating, a thousand and one things running through her mind all at once.

"Oh my god! Oh my god!" Quinn joined in on the chorus of freaking out while she continued jumping around like a spastic rabbit. She then came to a skidding halt. She stared at Mack with a look of utter confusion. "What the hell are we supposed to do now?"

Mack mirrored Quinn, freezing with her arms in the air. She looked from her friend, to the money, and back again. Arms dropped back down with a slap to each thigh. "Let's swim in it!"