Come here to see random Quotes made by me, on a daily basis.

Yet Another Stupid Joke:

Random Politican 1: "Shit, Billy! That's the video that will kill you in seven days if you don't like show it to someone else!"

Billy the Politician: "Damn! What are we going... To... Do... Hang on a minute...

*Meanwhile at the meeting of world leaders*

G W Bush: "I have a conslealing poof that France was more than likely housing weapons of mass damage, in their county! This tape I will show you now, shall probably prove it!"

Actually happened today.

Set in a lovely student's union, one pint of cider being consumed before lectures, a bunch of us talk random shit.

Me: "I don't want to go to the lecture."

Friend#1: "Nor do I, maybe we could just hide out here?"

Friend#2+3+4 all nodding and agreeing.

Me: "Or we could get some booze and hang out back at the dorm?"

Friend 3#: "Sounds like a plan!"

Friend 2#: "I'll bring munchies and some bottles over too."

Me: "We can make it an orgy!" *pumping fist into the air*

The Union suddenly became silent.