Topic: Franco Fan Club HQ

Ehzoterik

Date: 2009-06-27 19:38 EST
Somehow, mysteriously and miraculously, a package arrived on the Luinista. No one really seems to know how it got there, but there it was, sitting cheerfully on the control console wrapped in sparkly blue paper with Carley's name written all over it. Literally, her name was written all over it.

Attached to the package is a letter, and it reads as follows:

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Written on the back of the letter is a return address that probably doesn't make much of any sense at all, because the instructions read:

Please drop all replies in the garbage chute.

Within the package itself is what looks like a collection of an entire 5th grade class's ceramic arts projects. There are mugs and pencil holders, napkin holders and paper weights, even little rough shod statues all made from the tiny hands of tender loving children. All of these objects are painted neon pink, some with painted on red hearts and words to read such things as "I ♥ Franco!" "Franco Rocks!" There's even a construction paper banner that reads "Long Live the GangSTAR!"

There is, of course, also quite a lot of packaging peanuts.

Carley

Date: 2009-06-28 02:14 EST
Still mad at Orson for his letter writing antics, Carley waited for him to depart from the bridge before she ventured there, sometime in the afternoon. She had decided that the old man shouldn't be allowed to keep blue pens anymore. He used them for evil, after all. Having already rooted around his room to claim any that laid there, she planned to do the very same thing, there in the bridge.

As soon as the little elf entered, however, bright blues fell upon the equally bright blue package that rested there, near the steering wheel and on the various controls of the ship. There was no question who it was for. She could plainly see her name written all over it.

Carley scoffed at the sight, disdainfully. "Ya can't buy my forgiveness, Gramps..." She muttered to herself a moment, wanting to leave it laying there, but curiosity won her brief internal struggles. Wandering over to the package, she carefully unattached the letter on it and began to read, features scrunching curiously the further she got in the letter.

Who the hell was this Ehzoterik VonArcanum Tempestas? And why was she watching her!? Carley pondered the matter as she re-read a portion of the letter. Of course! It was the girl who had claimed she was cuter than she was. It was the girl who had been jealous of her Gossip GangSTAR Cutie Carley shirt. She snorted a moment, before narrowing her gaze in thought. This Ehzoterik... she may have been on to something. Because what she said was true - Carley did love the Gossip GangSTAR. She did love Marc Franco. This idea of a fan club was actually rather perfect!

Ignoring the 'return address' on the back for now, as thinking about it gave her a headache, Carley set to opening the very pretty package she had received. Though she was a little disappointed to see nothing but packing peanuts inside? "The hell kind of starter kit is this?" Tentatively, she dipped a small hand inside, grasping something inside. She pulled it out, only to blink at what she had. It was... rather poorly made. But cute all the same, somehow. It even made her smile a little- the mug with the pink and the adoration of the gossip king. She kept reaching inside, pulling out more and more similar objects. It seemed odd they had all fit in the box, especially with so many packing peanuts... Even the construction paper banner!?

The objects were all very well good and cute, but Carley wasn't sure what they were for, exactly. Passing out to people? Selling? Well... there was a way she could find out for certain. Maybe.

Objects sans the banner were returned to the box. Leaving the cabin to venture down into the airship, she took the time to hang the "Long Live the GangSTAR!" banner up on the wall in a hallway where one and all in the Luinista could see it. If she was joining this club, certainly all of her crew would be doing the same. It was best she start acquainting them to the color pink now.

Within her own room, the little elf scrounged up a single piece of paper and a blue pen to write a loopy scripted letter in return.


Dear Ehzy,

Yer idea of the Gossip GangSTAR Marc Franco Fan Club intrigues me. Since I am a fan of him and his work, I would definitely love to join. What exactly would it entail? What am I supposed to do with this starter kit of yours? How are you watching me, exactly?

As a side note, I think he'd really like it if we could make the club into something that ties into helping that children organization thing he just started. At the least, promote it alongside Mr. Franco himself, ya know?

Hug and hugs back?

Carley Q.


After folding the letter into thirds, Carley left her room, not even bothering to put the thing into an envelope. It seemed silly, considering where it was going. The return address had said the garbage chute... and while she was somewhat skeptical, she knew not to dismiss the idea altogether. Yet.

So she delivered the letter. To the garbage chute.

Ehzoterik

Date: 2009-06-28 02:37 EST
Some time later, not exactly very tremendously long later after Carley had dropped her response into the garbage chute, another letter found its way onto the bridge of the Luinista. Even the computers seemed to be baffled as to how it had got there. And there it was. Sitting bright and happy in a yellow envelope upon the console, almost precisely where the package had been placed earlier. The letter within read as follows:

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Carley

Date: 2009-06-28 19:44 EST
Orson had found the letter in the bridge addressed to Carley, yes he did. The little elf was still mad at him, however, so he knew better than to tamper with said letter. He also knew better than to try to deliver it to her directly, so the gnome waited until she was gone from her room to sneak in there and lay it on her cot.

It was sometime shortly thereafter that Carley was back in her room, staring down at the bright yellow envelope on her cot. Could it have been from Ehz? And so soon? She snickered to herself, wondering how exactly mail through the garbage chute worked... Best not to think too hard on such matter?

The envelope was opened, letter pulled out, and carefully read. She scoffed at first. "'Course yer makin' me the President. Yer makin' me do all the work!" But that wasn't so terrible, was it? This made her Super Official Leader of the Gossip GangSTAR Marc Franco Fan Club - well, President sounded far less obnoxious, didn't it?

Finding pen and paper, Carley wrote a response to the enigma that was Ehz.


Dear Ehzy,

I'd be more than happy to be President of the GGMFFC. It's totally fitting for you to be Vice-President, and I agree about needing a Secretary and Treasurer, even if I'm not sure who to ask yet. I think I have some ideas for the Treasurer, at least.

We'll be needing some funds before we can go too far in making merchandise. I have some ideas about that too. But I'm sure there's plenty of arts and crafts kinda people out there that can do this sort of thing without charging us arms and legs for it.

The hell is 'TV' and why is everyone on it? Something would have to be pretty big to fit everyone on it, wouldn't it?

Horseshoes, Clovers, and Balloons,

Carley Q.


Her own response finished, she used the bright yellow envelope to stuff it in, following up with random bits of candy from her collection. Just because.

And just as she had before, Carley dumped envelope, letter, candy and all into the garbage chute, ignoring odd looks from the nearby cargo workers.

Carley

Date: 2009-06-28 20:26 EST
After some time and thought, Carley eventually decided on who she thought would be the absolute most perfect Treasurer for the GGMFFC:

Alain DeMuer.

Over time, the once detective had managed to slip his hand into various pockets of the business world, effectively creating something of an empire. Carley was actually rather impressed by this, even if she thought he should work on what kinds of sodas he offered to the world. Still, for him to have such a broad business, it meant one thing.

The man had money.

And who would make a better Treasurer than someone with tons of money? Obviously he had experience in managing it, and managing it well. Sure, she could have managed money just fine, but she couldn't play the role of President and Treasurer. It was like an unspoken rule of Club Code. And Carley didn't have nearly as much as he did, and the fact that he had money could possibly be used to her advantage.

Regular paper and garbage chute delivery wouldn't do for this though, no. Carley had waited until she was home and found some of her best stationery. The pack still unopened, it was quite literally as good as new. Vanilla colored envelopes and faintly lined paper, splashed with the ever so subtle scent of... vanilla. It seemed classy to her, at least.

Armed with her very blue pen, she kept her loopy script as neat as possible as she penned her letter to the head honcho of House DeMuer.


Dear Al,

I'm not sure if ya remember me or not, but I'd think you would. I used to work at A Stitch in Time with Fire and Eri, though I quit many months ago. Since then, I've started my very own business. I deal with cargo mostly, and transport stuff around in my airship, the Luinista. But I've heard you've done pretty well for yourself. (I've only recently come back to Rhydin after a number of months) I have to admit I never thought you the savvy business type, but ya proved me very wrong! I have to say congrats on doing such a great job.

I'm not writing directly because of business, however. I'm writing because as President of the newly formed Gossip GangSTAR Marc Franco Fan Club, I would like to extend an invitation to ya to be our Treasurer. As Treasurer, you would obviously be in charge of all of the funds of the GGMFFC.

The GGMFFC isn't something big or grandiose - it's simply a way for people to show their appreciation not only for the Gossip GangSTAR, or Marc Franco, but also for the philanthropic efforts they put forth for the people of Rhydin each and every day. It is my goal to tie the GGMFFC into assisting the GangSTAR Children's Foundation, be it in the way of fundraisers or selling merchandise. I would like the vast percentage of our earnings to be donated to them.

I feel that if ya joined the GGMFFC as our Treasurer, it would also be very good for yer various businesses. I'm sure neither of us are fools to the fact that people with money are expected, by the masses, to donate a certain amount of time and money to their community. I'm aware you have already participated in such things, but good rep is good rep, and one can never have too much of it. I'm also pretty sure you're aware of the popularity of the Gossip GangSTAR, so tying the GG name, as well as GGMFFC, with House DeMuer can only bring good things to you, Al.

I hope to be hearing back from you very soon.

Sincerely,

Carley Q.

P.S. Does Zeppa offer berry flavored sodas? If not, that's something you should look into, as I think that'd be a very good investment.


Sighing when it was finished, the little elf reread the letter she had just written. Carley couldn't help but roll her eyes at her own words, but they would do. She was still rather pleased with herself for it, and her smug smile showed it. Folding the paper into thirds, it was neatly set in the matching envelope and sealed. Said envelope was then addressed to Alain himself.

After finding a courier and tipping him modestly, she sent him on his way to House DeMuer.

Ehzoterik

Date: 2009-06-29 05:53 EST
The next letter that arrived was attached to a string that was attached to the ceiling of the Luinista's bridge. The string itself was green yarn, and the envelope was again bright and cheerful yellow. Once again this letter was addressed to Carley, in the way that in bold green magic marker on the front of the envelope was written her name, all in capital letters, like so: CARLEY

The letter enclosed in the envelope this time was written in pencil, but the big and happy Comic Sans type print was unmistakably all still Ehz. The letter reads as follows:


dear President Carley,

I'm very glad that you decided to take the position of President! There's no person better suited for the job than you, of course, Marc Franco's #1 fan and all! I'm also glad that you thought of someone to be our Treasurer. I hope that he accepts, just as I hope that my choice in Secretary accepts his position as well.

Oh yes! I did have an idea for that! Shortly after I wrote you last, I wrote another letter to one Meester Sinjin Fai. Given how much I know how much he knows that he absolutely loves Meester Franco, I only thought it right that he should be offered an important position in the Gossip GangSTAR Marc Franco Fan Club. If he declines our offer, I think he should at least be the very first official member to receive a membership card. That's something else we'll have to manufacture of course.

You've never heard of television? Gosh! You're going to have to come by some time! I've got a ton of movies recorded. We can watch old reruns together! Or we could watch the live feed I get here all the time. There's way too many to choose from half the time, but it keeps me entertained. I'm sure you'd love Limbo!

Pots of gold and rainbows!

Ehzoterik VonArcanum
Tempestas

Alain DeMuer

Date: 2009-07-01 18:13 EST
A letter in an envelope sealed with the mark of House DeMuer (the four symbols within the encircled cross) arrives at the aerodome for Carley. The contents are hand-written, and much neater than the Baron's usual scrawl when he takes notes --

Dear Carley,

It's good to hear you're back in RhyDin again. I'm sure you've had many adventures abroad, but as the master of your very own air freighter, you've got at least as many still ahead of you, I have no doubt.

I have been very busy with House matters in general, and on top of it, I'm afraid there would be a possible conflict of interest if I accepted the position of treasurer in your esteemed club - Mr. Franco and I have discussed charity funds, and I wouldn't want to bring my bias and politics into what you're building here.

However, if you're open to it, I think I can recommend someone for you. His name is Dib Jaster Aurene, and he's the "second-in-command" over at DeMuer Exports, and a genius with numbers. He'd serve you very well as a Treasurer, and bring success to the Gossip GangSTAR Marc Franco Fan Club.

Whatever your decision, you can bet I'll be applying for club membership.

In the running for No. 1 Franco Fan,

Alain

P.S. I'll tell Jaster about your berry flavor idea, but you should talk to him yourself when you get the chance. Zeppa's more his thing than mine now.