"We're not sleeping together."
The carriage carrying tiny elf, large man, and worldly possessions rocked gently as it was pulled along gravelly roads by two somewhat large steeds. Carley inclined her head to regard Bothe suddenly, lips pressed into a thin line. "Me and CyCy. It's not like that." Given the misunderstanding that was going on around the Luinista currently and the fact that it was Bothe's fault, she felt a need to clarify. "I just got evicted from my place, Bothe. CyCy was just nice enough to offer me a place to live temporarily so I don't got to live on the streets or in an inn with all my crap in storage."
Bothe's look was actually somewhat sympathetic, with a heaping of thoughtfulness on top. After a long moment of ponderance over Carley's words, he nodded to her. "Bothe understands. You're not sleeping with Cy." Then he winked.
He winked? Why would he wink?
"The hell, Bothe?? No, I really mean it! I ain't sleepin' with CyCy! We're not even datin'!" Carley was already beginning to get agitated with the man. "Why would I sleep with someone I'm not datin'?"
Bothe's calm demeanor twisted as if he had eaten something sour. "I do it all the time!"
"Yeah but not everyone is like that!" This seemed a foreign concept to Bothe, judging by his new expression... Carley sighed, exasperated. "Boooothe." Drawing his name out in a whine, she turned to stare ahead. "I promise to you faithfully that what ya think is goin' on isn't going on. It's embarrassing having all the guys thinking I'm sleeping with CyCy. I don't think he's exactly thrilled by it either, with all the... what the hell was Nort even doing?" Lifing her hand, she feigned the fist pump she had seen thrown Cy's way many times since the 'news' had spread by way of Bothe's infamous Big Mouth.
"Oh, that?" His grin wide, Bothe imitated Carley's fist pump, with gusto! "Nort's just congratulating Cy for a job well done!"
It was as if everything she had said went through one ear and out the other. Everything!
"Bothe is that mullet of yers clogging yer brain or somethin'?" His grin not relenting, Carley shook her head and turned away. "Nevermind." Falling silent, the little elf stared out of the carriage, gaze lazily taking in the environment for some time as they drew closer to their destination - Cy's apartment.
"Yo." Startled as Bothe suddenly broke their shared silence, Carley turned towards him, wide eyed. "Why aren't you and Cy sleep-" Pausing, he amended his question. "-dating?"
Rolling her eyes, she opened her mouth intending to answer Bothe's question. However? No words came. Not so easily at least. She just couldn't pinpoint an answer to that particular question. "Well..." Trailing off, her nose crinkled as she pondered. "How many female friends do ya have, Bothe?" He pointed at Carley to answer that question. "Heh... no wonder ya don't understand. I could explain it, but I don't think you'd really get it." Shaking her head, she sighed. "Guys and girls can be friends, and friends only. Just 'cuz you prefer not to do it that way, or... can't control Little Bothe there-" She indicated 'Little Bothe' with a sweep of her hand. "-doesn't mean everyone else is that way?" Her gaze sought out Bothe's pretty blue greens, seeking a sign of understanding. "Do ya get what I'm tryin' to say?"
Furrowing his brow, Bothe slowly turned from the elf to look directly at his crotch before his gaze snapped back up towards the elf. "Bothe isn't little down there!"
In one ear. Out the other...
"Nevermind."
The carriage carrying tiny elf, large man, and worldly possessions rocked gently as it was pulled along gravelly roads by two somewhat large steeds. Carley inclined her head to regard Bothe suddenly, lips pressed into a thin line. "Me and CyCy. It's not like that." Given the misunderstanding that was going on around the Luinista currently and the fact that it was Bothe's fault, she felt a need to clarify. "I just got evicted from my place, Bothe. CyCy was just nice enough to offer me a place to live temporarily so I don't got to live on the streets or in an inn with all my crap in storage."
Bothe's look was actually somewhat sympathetic, with a heaping of thoughtfulness on top. After a long moment of ponderance over Carley's words, he nodded to her. "Bothe understands. You're not sleeping with Cy." Then he winked.
He winked? Why would he wink?
"The hell, Bothe?? No, I really mean it! I ain't sleepin' with CyCy! We're not even datin'!" Carley was already beginning to get agitated with the man. "Why would I sleep with someone I'm not datin'?"
Bothe's calm demeanor twisted as if he had eaten something sour. "I do it all the time!"
"Yeah but not everyone is like that!" This seemed a foreign concept to Bothe, judging by his new expression... Carley sighed, exasperated. "Boooothe." Drawing his name out in a whine, she turned to stare ahead. "I promise to you faithfully that what ya think is goin' on isn't going on. It's embarrassing having all the guys thinking I'm sleeping with CyCy. I don't think he's exactly thrilled by it either, with all the... what the hell was Nort even doing?" Lifing her hand, she feigned the fist pump she had seen thrown Cy's way many times since the 'news' had spread by way of Bothe's infamous Big Mouth.
"Oh, that?" His grin wide, Bothe imitated Carley's fist pump, with gusto! "Nort's just congratulating Cy for a job well done!"
It was as if everything she had said went through one ear and out the other. Everything!
"Bothe is that mullet of yers clogging yer brain or somethin'?" His grin not relenting, Carley shook her head and turned away. "Nevermind." Falling silent, the little elf stared out of the carriage, gaze lazily taking in the environment for some time as they drew closer to their destination - Cy's apartment.
"Yo." Startled as Bothe suddenly broke their shared silence, Carley turned towards him, wide eyed. "Why aren't you and Cy sleep-" Pausing, he amended his question. "-dating?"
Rolling her eyes, she opened her mouth intending to answer Bothe's question. However? No words came. Not so easily at least. She just couldn't pinpoint an answer to that particular question. "Well..." Trailing off, her nose crinkled as she pondered. "How many female friends do ya have, Bothe?" He pointed at Carley to answer that question. "Heh... no wonder ya don't understand. I could explain it, but I don't think you'd really get it." Shaking her head, she sighed. "Guys and girls can be friends, and friends only. Just 'cuz you prefer not to do it that way, or... can't control Little Bothe there-" She indicated 'Little Bothe' with a sweep of her hand. "-doesn't mean everyone else is that way?" Her gaze sought out Bothe's pretty blue greens, seeking a sign of understanding. "Do ya get what I'm tryin' to say?"
Furrowing his brow, Bothe slowly turned from the elf to look directly at his crotch before his gaze snapped back up towards the elf. "Bothe isn't little down there!"
In one ear. Out the other...
"Nevermind."