(( Thanks to all those that took part, Sabien, Artem, Etc. Log edited to make the reading a little smoother.))
For a date he brings all of the essentials. He wore a suit, modern cut and unbuttoned. Beneath was a steel green shirt, more grey than green but still the color was there. The shine of his shoes said that the evening was just as new as his unscratched cellphone. Every date required the best presentation along with a hacksaw. The metal bow of it rested on his shoulder, a cigarette pinned between two fingers as he elbowed the door open. Huh. Empty. He strolled up to a table that was situated close to the bar, setting the hacksaw down on it before he stepped behind it. The cuffs of his button up were out, folded back over on his black suit. Drinks were a requirement as well. He was working on it.
The door swung open a second time some five minutes later. The man who stepped through it had blue eyes that were so bright they were practically electric, and they swept from one end of the joint to the other, looking for its occupants. It was... practically empty? So much for meeting in a public place. That could work out to his advantage, really. His hair was some shade between brown and black and it was on the shortish side of long, falling past his chin but not quite to his shoulders. There was a natural curl to it that had been brushed out, practically straight, but it still turned up at the ends. His suit was a pebbled grey, the shirt underneath it black. He did not have a hacksaw. Strolling towards the bar, he hadn't actually looked down at it when he spoke. "Are you ...Tom?"
Maybe it was the little slip of red carnation peaking out from the front of his jacket pocket that gave him away. Maybe it was that there just wasn't another person to ask. With the entry of the other, he stood upright, matching drinks held in both his hands as he looked at him. "Sure, but everyone calls me Amare," he set one glass in front of his company, "You must be Eric. John. Steve? Yeaahhh, Steveeee."
He smiled, his hands in his pockets as he stepped up to the bar. Only now did he see the instrument on the table, was this destruction or construction? A general warning, protection from the wrong kind of date? This last thought rendered a more drastic smile. "Any chance everyone calls you Amare 'cause it's your name?" He asked, pulling his hands from his pockets so he could lean against them on the counter top. There was a strong Southern lilt to his voice. "M'pretty sure I said Steve."
"Ohhhh a boy never kisses and tells statistics and probability. That would just be cruel." There was a look down at the drink and thenhis index finger, meeting the base of it, nudged the glass two inches closer to the Duke of Hazard. Amare's voice didn't give away much, but his manner of speaking was hard and fast. "You had me at don't like cats."
"Well **** so that's what I've been doing wrong all this time. I'll have to remember that." The way he said the word remember, it only had one R to it. The end finished in a relaxed ah sound, bleeding into the front of the next word after. The drink was pushed towards him and he accepted it, lifting one hand from his lean against the counter to take it in his fingers. He lowered himself onto a barstool in the same movement. "D'ya always bring one'a those on a date, or is this like a highly specific Village People fantasy?"
"Bring one of what?" The drink was a whiskey-bitter-something. He wasn't was a bartender, but that didn't prevent him from dumping whatever liquids he felt like into a glass. When Steve took a swallow, he copied the motion, setting his glass down afterward. There was something about Steve that wasn't striking him the way he wanted it to, but the thought scratching in the back of his mind was hard to pin down. It was annoying, as if he couldn't remember the name of that actor in the movie?you know the one.
Maybe he was feeling reckless, or maybe he didn't think there was anything in the drink that could hurt him. He brought it to his mouth and swallowed readily, not really caring one way or the other how it tasted. One swallow, two, and then he set it down again, vibrant blue eyes never leaving the other man's face. He was cute, but he'd also showed up with a goddamn hacksaw. "That," he said, at last, leaning back in his seat as he pointed to the weapon on the table.
"I already explained that." A quick stab of annoyance before he continued, "I like adventures." He was in that movie with the guy that had a backpack and they were going on some kinda vacation. Oh, you know his name. Amare grabbed his glass by the top, his fingers and palm making a tent over its mouth as he stepped out from behind the bar. He looked taller than he was. The interaction was turned, "You're not local, but are you new?"
He shook his head, drinking more of the...whatever it was. He swallowed mechanically, setting the drink down. "Naw. Been here 'bout a year now. Long enough to know that nobody's really a local. You?" He tipped his chin up to punctuate the question. Cute, but something about themannerisms tolds told him this wouldn't be as easy as he'd hoped. Why?
"Five years, give or take." He set his glass down and then picked up the hacksaw, "Do you know anything about starfish?" He swung the hacksaw up, the bridge of it propped back on his shoulder. Eyes stayed on Steve's face. Something about the moment said that an answer, any answer, was needed within seconds.
"You cut one arm off, it grows a new starfish." He supplied. Somebody'd had a lot of free time on his hands, a lot of free time he'd maybe spent watching the Discovery Channel. He caught up the drink, finished it, his eyes still tracking the other man's face.
"Fantastic. You passed your primary education classes," He moved to the end of the bar, setting the hacksaw down and then he slid out of his black jacket, haphazardly letting it fold over the seat of one of the barstools, "And what do you know about this bar when it gets damaged?" He was rolling up his sleeves, a few lines of his blond hair combing loose from where the others were tamed with some product and finger combed back out of the way. His eyes didn't leave Steve's. Maybe you're thinking of the brother of the actor. Three of his brothers were all movie stars. His brother was in one of those coming of age films. Oh, you'll get it eventually. You'll wake up at night and realize his name and say it out loud.
Any blissfully quiet night at the Inn was better than a whole congregation. At least that is what Artem?s mind registered when he shouldered into the Inn. A jacket tight on his shoulders, pants tight on his legs. He paused and glanced here and there, hand coming up to sweep through his hair. There were two at the bar only. One he recognized. The other he did not. Squaring himself, eyes cast down, his legs carried him to the break.
Cradling the empty glass between his outstretched fingers, he turned at a quarter angle on the barstool, tracking Tom/Amare. Picking up on the sound of the door opening, Sabien glanced toward it and then back again, just long enough to take in the figure of the other man. "I've heard tell that it fixes anything that gets broken, but I haven't personally witnessed it yet." One brow ticked slightly higher than the other.
Lucky him! Amare wasn't exactly at the break, but right at it. Not in a place to block it. Since there was no one but them at the bar, Artem's appearance didn't go unnoticed. Lucky him, there were starfish and hacksaws to consider. His hand wrapped around the handle of it. "I have. Because I've hurt the bar, many times," he patted the top of it with his free hand before he turned, setting the metal teeth at the edge. He was, approximately, three feet away from the actual break. "We'll do this in shifts. I don't want to get bored." With that, the saw began to move. A long, raspy tear of metal unzipping wood.
Artem cleared Amare, leaving a span of space enough for a smaller person even to pass through. He glanced at the task at hand for Amare and his brow furrowed. His jaw tensed. Regardless, he kept quiet. Turning, glaring at the bottles lined along the wall. His mind distracted for the moment, unable to come to a decision.
Sabien patted the bar like it was an abused lover, a kicked dog. Something in the gesture struck a chord with him, but he didn't laugh. "You're... disassembling the bar." He wasn't objecting, mind, just making sure he understood what game was afoot. Maybe a little pleased that it hadn't been a game of disassembling people...but then again, maybe not. His brows twitched, blue eyes glinting in the half-light of the bar room's interior. He could say one thing for the experience-- this was definitely the most unusual internet date he'd ever been on. "Just to watch it go back together? Or are we building something?"
"Don't be stupid." The sawing motion stopped long enough for him to shake his hand, switching to the left, "I am making a starfish. Or we will. For fuck's sake are you even pretending to pay attention?" He turned back to the task and there was just the metal wood sawing back and forth, a little more feverish and fast, the sound a higher pitch when he impatiently whisked it back and forth. He was three inches in, right hand curled around the front edge as the other worked the saw like an instrument.
Artem sighed as he returned to the bar rather than to the bottles. There was a mini-fridge beneath the bar. He crouched to grab for himself a bottle of water. Standing and nudging the door shut with a boot, he glanced again at the bar as he made his way back through the break. Walking down the length, leaving stool after stool between him and the two. He slid onto a stool, rolling a shoulder and twisting off the cap to his water bottle.
Sabien maybe didn't know a lot about magic, but he did know a little something about wood. The man's ministrations were a clue to the itch that persisted along the back of his brain. The strokes had a power to them that didn't entirely match the body wielding the saw. "I am payin' attention, I can assure you of that." He said with a dim smile, his drawl lazy.
"Good. Your turn" h,e leaned back, shaking his left hand and stepping back. He wasn't sweating, but he was on the verge of it. He sank into his barstool, Artem not far off but kept safe from his dangerous affections because, well, there was a bar that needed sawing. Amare's back was to the bar, his elbows drawn up behind him until they were propped against it, opening his chest towards the commons.
Artem cleared his throat, glancing over to the two. "... Why are you doing this?" Jutting his chin to the destruction. His brow had relaxed, and his face was stoic.
More people had entered, he could hear them, but it was more than that. The scent of unfamiliar people was heady and powerful as it washed over Sabien, an experience he wasn't used to. The man swallowed the excess saliva that had suddenly welled up in his mouth. Covering it smoothly, he stood and removed his suit jacket in kind. Bold or presumptuous, perhaps, but he laid the grey one over its blacker counterpart. He stood, moved closer. An inhale filled in the rest of the puzzle, telling him the key piece of information he'd been missing until just that moment. Sabien laughed, amused at his fortune, mis- or otherwise. Still smiling, he took the saw from his 'date'. Blue eyes were piercing as he watched Amare up close. "How deep?"
"Starfish," Amare leaned more weight on the elbow closest to Artem, "We're tearing a leg off of a starfish." His eyes went to Steve, mostly to inspect the quality and commitment he had to the starfish. His expression was as severe as a mathematician?s, one leg crossing over the other, foot bouncing in thought. Perhaps some part of his examination was for good ol' Stevey boy himself. With the question, he tilted his head, "To the floor."
Steve laughed and Amare smiled, but it seemed more like he was showing his teeth than he was smiling. That tick-tick-tick of thought, that little timer for the memory he couldn't catch, the familiarity he couldn't quite label, was itching near.
To the (other) stranger he shrugged, gesturing Amare. His grip tightening on the saw, the muscles bunched up under his shirt as he worked it back and forth, cutting deeper into the bar. "How quickly does it put itself back t'gether, ya' think? Will we end up with two bars?" He made casual conversation, no shortness of breath or even the slightest bit of perspiration, despite the deep inroads their combined efforts were making.
"Seriously? You're not serious. You're not asking me why... an hour of effort to take something for free is easier than thousands of dollars and weeks of building... that's not your question... for fuck's sake." Amare's weight leaned back enough that he could push off his elbows, making a surprisingly deft landing on his feet. Another two steps forward with the momentum and then he picked up his glass, swallowing his half-finished drink. He moved over where Steve was, and in that instant, the fact that they were strangers to one another was more apparent. He was measuring Steve, but that was what he did when someone had his attention. He picked at the details of them. "That's the idea. Two bars. Experiment one on the Starfish Inn." A tip back of his drink. He set his drink down and crossed his arms, leaning forward to examine the sawing. Squinting at it, he looked back to Jethro, "You dun sawed a thing before, huh?" The elbow met with that smile-of-teeth.
For a date he brings all of the essentials. He wore a suit, modern cut and unbuttoned. Beneath was a steel green shirt, more grey than green but still the color was there. The shine of his shoes said that the evening was just as new as his unscratched cellphone. Every date required the best presentation along with a hacksaw. The metal bow of it rested on his shoulder, a cigarette pinned between two fingers as he elbowed the door open. Huh. Empty. He strolled up to a table that was situated close to the bar, setting the hacksaw down on it before he stepped behind it. The cuffs of his button up were out, folded back over on his black suit. Drinks were a requirement as well. He was working on it.
The door swung open a second time some five minutes later. The man who stepped through it had blue eyes that were so bright they were practically electric, and they swept from one end of the joint to the other, looking for its occupants. It was... practically empty? So much for meeting in a public place. That could work out to his advantage, really. His hair was some shade between brown and black and it was on the shortish side of long, falling past his chin but not quite to his shoulders. There was a natural curl to it that had been brushed out, practically straight, but it still turned up at the ends. His suit was a pebbled grey, the shirt underneath it black. He did not have a hacksaw. Strolling towards the bar, he hadn't actually looked down at it when he spoke. "Are you ...Tom?"
Maybe it was the little slip of red carnation peaking out from the front of his jacket pocket that gave him away. Maybe it was that there just wasn't another person to ask. With the entry of the other, he stood upright, matching drinks held in both his hands as he looked at him. "Sure, but everyone calls me Amare," he set one glass in front of his company, "You must be Eric. John. Steve? Yeaahhh, Steveeee."
He smiled, his hands in his pockets as he stepped up to the bar. Only now did he see the instrument on the table, was this destruction or construction? A general warning, protection from the wrong kind of date? This last thought rendered a more drastic smile. "Any chance everyone calls you Amare 'cause it's your name?" He asked, pulling his hands from his pockets so he could lean against them on the counter top. There was a strong Southern lilt to his voice. "M'pretty sure I said Steve."
"Ohhhh a boy never kisses and tells statistics and probability. That would just be cruel." There was a look down at the drink and thenhis index finger, meeting the base of it, nudged the glass two inches closer to the Duke of Hazard. Amare's voice didn't give away much, but his manner of speaking was hard and fast. "You had me at don't like cats."
"Well **** so that's what I've been doing wrong all this time. I'll have to remember that." The way he said the word remember, it only had one R to it. The end finished in a relaxed ah sound, bleeding into the front of the next word after. The drink was pushed towards him and he accepted it, lifting one hand from his lean against the counter to take it in his fingers. He lowered himself onto a barstool in the same movement. "D'ya always bring one'a those on a date, or is this like a highly specific Village People fantasy?"
"Bring one of what?" The drink was a whiskey-bitter-something. He wasn't was a bartender, but that didn't prevent him from dumping whatever liquids he felt like into a glass. When Steve took a swallow, he copied the motion, setting his glass down afterward. There was something about Steve that wasn't striking him the way he wanted it to, but the thought scratching in the back of his mind was hard to pin down. It was annoying, as if he couldn't remember the name of that actor in the movie?you know the one.
Maybe he was feeling reckless, or maybe he didn't think there was anything in the drink that could hurt him. He brought it to his mouth and swallowed readily, not really caring one way or the other how it tasted. One swallow, two, and then he set it down again, vibrant blue eyes never leaving the other man's face. He was cute, but he'd also showed up with a goddamn hacksaw. "That," he said, at last, leaning back in his seat as he pointed to the weapon on the table.
"I already explained that." A quick stab of annoyance before he continued, "I like adventures." He was in that movie with the guy that had a backpack and they were going on some kinda vacation. Oh, you know his name. Amare grabbed his glass by the top, his fingers and palm making a tent over its mouth as he stepped out from behind the bar. He looked taller than he was. The interaction was turned, "You're not local, but are you new?"
He shook his head, drinking more of the...whatever it was. He swallowed mechanically, setting the drink down. "Naw. Been here 'bout a year now. Long enough to know that nobody's really a local. You?" He tipped his chin up to punctuate the question. Cute, but something about themannerisms tolds told him this wouldn't be as easy as he'd hoped. Why?
"Five years, give or take." He set his glass down and then picked up the hacksaw, "Do you know anything about starfish?" He swung the hacksaw up, the bridge of it propped back on his shoulder. Eyes stayed on Steve's face. Something about the moment said that an answer, any answer, was needed within seconds.
"You cut one arm off, it grows a new starfish." He supplied. Somebody'd had a lot of free time on his hands, a lot of free time he'd maybe spent watching the Discovery Channel. He caught up the drink, finished it, his eyes still tracking the other man's face.
"Fantastic. You passed your primary education classes," He moved to the end of the bar, setting the hacksaw down and then he slid out of his black jacket, haphazardly letting it fold over the seat of one of the barstools, "And what do you know about this bar when it gets damaged?" He was rolling up his sleeves, a few lines of his blond hair combing loose from where the others were tamed with some product and finger combed back out of the way. His eyes didn't leave Steve's. Maybe you're thinking of the brother of the actor. Three of his brothers were all movie stars. His brother was in one of those coming of age films. Oh, you'll get it eventually. You'll wake up at night and realize his name and say it out loud.
Any blissfully quiet night at the Inn was better than a whole congregation. At least that is what Artem?s mind registered when he shouldered into the Inn. A jacket tight on his shoulders, pants tight on his legs. He paused and glanced here and there, hand coming up to sweep through his hair. There were two at the bar only. One he recognized. The other he did not. Squaring himself, eyes cast down, his legs carried him to the break.
Cradling the empty glass between his outstretched fingers, he turned at a quarter angle on the barstool, tracking Tom/Amare. Picking up on the sound of the door opening, Sabien glanced toward it and then back again, just long enough to take in the figure of the other man. "I've heard tell that it fixes anything that gets broken, but I haven't personally witnessed it yet." One brow ticked slightly higher than the other.
Lucky him! Amare wasn't exactly at the break, but right at it. Not in a place to block it. Since there was no one but them at the bar, Artem's appearance didn't go unnoticed. Lucky him, there were starfish and hacksaws to consider. His hand wrapped around the handle of it. "I have. Because I've hurt the bar, many times," he patted the top of it with his free hand before he turned, setting the metal teeth at the edge. He was, approximately, three feet away from the actual break. "We'll do this in shifts. I don't want to get bored." With that, the saw began to move. A long, raspy tear of metal unzipping wood.
Artem cleared Amare, leaving a span of space enough for a smaller person even to pass through. He glanced at the task at hand for Amare and his brow furrowed. His jaw tensed. Regardless, he kept quiet. Turning, glaring at the bottles lined along the wall. His mind distracted for the moment, unable to come to a decision.
Sabien patted the bar like it was an abused lover, a kicked dog. Something in the gesture struck a chord with him, but he didn't laugh. "You're... disassembling the bar." He wasn't objecting, mind, just making sure he understood what game was afoot. Maybe a little pleased that it hadn't been a game of disassembling people...but then again, maybe not. His brows twitched, blue eyes glinting in the half-light of the bar room's interior. He could say one thing for the experience-- this was definitely the most unusual internet date he'd ever been on. "Just to watch it go back together? Or are we building something?"
"Don't be stupid." The sawing motion stopped long enough for him to shake his hand, switching to the left, "I am making a starfish. Or we will. For fuck's sake are you even pretending to pay attention?" He turned back to the task and there was just the metal wood sawing back and forth, a little more feverish and fast, the sound a higher pitch when he impatiently whisked it back and forth. He was three inches in, right hand curled around the front edge as the other worked the saw like an instrument.
Artem sighed as he returned to the bar rather than to the bottles. There was a mini-fridge beneath the bar. He crouched to grab for himself a bottle of water. Standing and nudging the door shut with a boot, he glanced again at the bar as he made his way back through the break. Walking down the length, leaving stool after stool between him and the two. He slid onto a stool, rolling a shoulder and twisting off the cap to his water bottle.
Sabien maybe didn't know a lot about magic, but he did know a little something about wood. The man's ministrations were a clue to the itch that persisted along the back of his brain. The strokes had a power to them that didn't entirely match the body wielding the saw. "I am payin' attention, I can assure you of that." He said with a dim smile, his drawl lazy.
"Good. Your turn" h,e leaned back, shaking his left hand and stepping back. He wasn't sweating, but he was on the verge of it. He sank into his barstool, Artem not far off but kept safe from his dangerous affections because, well, there was a bar that needed sawing. Amare's back was to the bar, his elbows drawn up behind him until they were propped against it, opening his chest towards the commons.
Artem cleared his throat, glancing over to the two. "... Why are you doing this?" Jutting his chin to the destruction. His brow had relaxed, and his face was stoic.
More people had entered, he could hear them, but it was more than that. The scent of unfamiliar people was heady and powerful as it washed over Sabien, an experience he wasn't used to. The man swallowed the excess saliva that had suddenly welled up in his mouth. Covering it smoothly, he stood and removed his suit jacket in kind. Bold or presumptuous, perhaps, but he laid the grey one over its blacker counterpart. He stood, moved closer. An inhale filled in the rest of the puzzle, telling him the key piece of information he'd been missing until just that moment. Sabien laughed, amused at his fortune, mis- or otherwise. Still smiling, he took the saw from his 'date'. Blue eyes were piercing as he watched Amare up close. "How deep?"
"Starfish," Amare leaned more weight on the elbow closest to Artem, "We're tearing a leg off of a starfish." His eyes went to Steve, mostly to inspect the quality and commitment he had to the starfish. His expression was as severe as a mathematician?s, one leg crossing over the other, foot bouncing in thought. Perhaps some part of his examination was for good ol' Stevey boy himself. With the question, he tilted his head, "To the floor."
Steve laughed and Amare smiled, but it seemed more like he was showing his teeth than he was smiling. That tick-tick-tick of thought, that little timer for the memory he couldn't catch, the familiarity he couldn't quite label, was itching near.
To the (other) stranger he shrugged, gesturing Amare. His grip tightening on the saw, the muscles bunched up under his shirt as he worked it back and forth, cutting deeper into the bar. "How quickly does it put itself back t'gether, ya' think? Will we end up with two bars?" He made casual conversation, no shortness of breath or even the slightest bit of perspiration, despite the deep inroads their combined efforts were making.
"Seriously? You're not serious. You're not asking me why... an hour of effort to take something for free is easier than thousands of dollars and weeks of building... that's not your question... for fuck's sake." Amare's weight leaned back enough that he could push off his elbows, making a surprisingly deft landing on his feet. Another two steps forward with the momentum and then he picked up his glass, swallowing his half-finished drink. He moved over where Steve was, and in that instant, the fact that they were strangers to one another was more apparent. He was measuring Steve, but that was what he did when someone had his attention. He picked at the details of them. "That's the idea. Two bars. Experiment one on the Starfish Inn." A tip back of his drink. He set his drink down and crossed his arms, leaning forward to examine the sawing. Squinting at it, he looked back to Jethro, "You dun sawed a thing before, huh?" The elbow met with that smile-of-teeth.