Topic: The taming of The Stew

Moon Lyght

Date: 2006-02-21 16:55 EST
It was the big night Rhy'din had been waiting for. Fight night. Moon had worked laborously for month to set this up and the nigh had come. The unholly terror of The Red Dragon, the nightmare of chefs and scullery maids everywhere, the stew was going to perform in the ring against Pepto. The Fight was taking place at the wrestling arena, but the ring was not longer the roped mat, but a steel lined pit ringed in barbed wire and electric fencing. This was going to be a hell of a fight. The "Stew Crew" was on hand preparing for the chance of the stew getting loose by setting up bottles of seltzer water and alka-seltzer. they were ready.

Out front lights were burning brightly, blazing into the night sky. and the line went around the entire block. This was going to be good, and everyone had gotten thier tickets in advance. She made a few rounds in the Arena, checking security and the "Stew Crew's" status. All set. She smiled and went to the front gate. "A'right, Vinny, Let 'em in." Vinny opened the gate and the croud surged forward, eager for what was sure to be a vicious fight.

As the stands filled, venders began hawking thier wares. Spoons, glow sticks, Fake roses and t-shirts that said "Stew Crew" on them. And of course the usual snacks and beverages. The crowd rippled with anticipation as The keeper of the stew and his team came out pushing a wheeled metal cabinet wrapped in chains, a clanging and thumping coming from within.

From the other side of the arena came another team wearing pink shirts and carrying a large glass container containing a pink liquid. Pepto. And it was ready to fight. Pepto sloshed angrily in its glass prison wating to be unleashed. The roar of the crowd was deafening. This was it. The pit crew opened the gate and the keeper and his team unchained the metal prison and opened it, pulling out a pot chained shut. The team backed out except the keeper himself, who turned a key in the final lock and shoved the pot into the pit running for safety as soon as the lock came undone. Team pepto approached the pit and set it loose as the announcer's voice rang out.

"In the pit we have for your veiwing pleasure the Fight of the century, STEW Vs. PEPTO!!!" The crowd went wild and the fight was on.

The stew boiled and bubbled, hissing and gurgling with glopy fury. It reared up and surged forward in attack mode, driven mad by the smell of people it was HUNGRY, but it had no choice but to deal with pepto first. The pink stuff did it's duty, splashing around the stew and into it with a soothing minty smell..


To be continued

Moon Lyght

Date: 2006-02-28 12:42 EST
The stew grurgled furiously as Pepto shloshed into it, rearing in a massive gloppy tidal wave of semi-senient fury. Pepto swished back, and slid into the corner. Was the stew too much for it? The stench of gods-knows-what of the stew rose, gagging the first nine rows of spectators, good thing most of them had already purchased thier souvenier stew pots as they were involentarily forced to make a little "stew" of thier own.

With a mighty splash the stew engulfed pepto and the minty smell of relief was no more, the stew then began climbing out of the pit. The Stew crew surged forth with seltzer in hand spraying the angry hissing glob but it kept coming. It was going to eat tonight!

Moon cursed as the stew crew was obviously losing the battle. One man tripped, screaming like a sissy girl as the stew engulfed him. Soon all that was left was the man's eyes, floating in the stew. Now it looked like the stew was staring it's victims down as it came after them. Moon Went to security. "Get these folk out 'o 'ere! Stew's loose! NOW!"
Security began evac procedures as the stew went on a gluttonous rampage, eating spectators and staff alike. Screams and shrieks rang out.
As people ran outin a wild panic, Moon fought through the crowd to bark commands at the pit crew. "Get th' seltzer! Ah want thet stew in it's pot now! Doublequick! move it move it!!" The crew sallied forward once more, finally cornering the putrid stuff in a corner as it ate a puppy. After a mighty struggle, they got it back in it's pot, chained and spelled in. So many magic seals it wasnt funny. Moon sighed and went to see Vinny. "Well, tha's over. 'ow'd we do?" Vinny held up so much money Moon had to smile at him. "Well lady, wese gon be rich ya know, dis fight be da best dough I done seen in many a year. you'se gots another victim for da stew? we Gotts ta do dis 'gain real soon like, chere." "Aye Vinny, we do. Lets get th' place cleaned up." And they went back into the main arena to clean up and close down. what a freaking night.