Topic: (OOC) The In Bed Fortune Cookie Game

Dirk Stevens

Date: 2008-01-29 22:02 EST
Rules are simple. Type up the fortune cookie and add the words "In Bed" to the end. Sounds goofy, but my God they're hilarious! Example:

"An expert is a person who knows a great deal about very little." In bed.

Have at it Fortune Cookie eaters!

Jade Ravenlock

Date: 2008-01-30 17:07 EST
"Don't expect to find one right way to make yourself more creative." In bed.

XD

Dirk Stevens

Date: 2008-01-30 20:13 EST
"A smart man learns from his own mistakes. A wise man learns from others." In bed.

hahahaha!

LyrenTolhaven

Date: 2008-01-31 05:27 EST
"Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view." In bed. =D

Dirk Stevens

Date: 2008-01-31 12:53 EST
"Do not mistake temptation for opportunity" In bed.

::snickers::

God I'm loving these guys!

LyrenTolhaven

Date: 2008-01-31 20:08 EST
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?" In bed...

LMFAO! xD

Jade Ravenlock

Date: 2008-02-01 17:58 EST
"You're feeling the need to think long-term. Plan ahead." In bed.

Omg!?!

Cole Hayes

Date: 2008-02-04 10:44 EST
A gathering of friends brings lots of luck this evening. -In Bed..-


If you promise someone something, keep it. -In Bed-


May life throw you a pleasant curve. -In Bed-

Cole Hayes

Date: 2008-02-04 17:49 EST
Ask a friend to join you on your next voyage. -In bed.-

Jessie Hutchenson

Date: 2008-02-05 18:44 EST
"Fill each day with great fun and flavor." -In bed.

ok ok so I stole that from a Dove chocolate wrapper. It works!!

Lena Faye

Date: 2008-02-05 19:17 EST
"Remember to stop and smell the roses." - in bed.

...Trust me, if there are roses in my bed, I sure as hell won't be smelling them.

Tomas Z Reynolds

Date: 2008-02-06 14:38 EST
"Not all closed eye is sleeping, nor is open eye is seeing." -In bed.

"You need time to recharge. Spend time alone in nature." -In bed.

and my favorite:

"It's tempting to make promises, but can you fulfill them all?" -In bed.

haha so I stole my friend's fortunes... general tsao...

Dean Santiago

Date: 2008-02-06 16:19 EST
By helping someone else today, you may also be helping yourself. -In bed.-

Tyler Redfield

Date: 2008-02-09 23:25 EST
" Our first and last love...is self love." -In bed.

DOH!

Dean Santiago

Date: 2008-02-20 17:56 EST
An unexpected event will bring you riches.. in bed.

You have a heart of gold.. in bed.

The best mirror is a good friend.. in bed.

Jade Ravenlock

Date: 2008-02-20 19:26 EST
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.- In bed.

That's the last time I use Blogthings Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator!!

Dirk Stevens

Date: 2008-03-25 13:19 EST
You don't need talent to gain experience.... in bed.

hahaha

Anthony Hughes

Date: 2008-04-14 13:58 EST
You will achieve success this year... in bed.

Dru

Date: 2008-05-02 13:49 EST
I got a fortune cookie today! Had to play.

"You will have good luck and overcome many hardships" in bed.

XD