The following takes place in Vegas in 2008 when Chris meets up with Rocky after getting fitted for his suit.
Chris: "Hello, ladies." With a big grin.
Store Clerk: "The lady you are looking for is busy, and she said that we don't have shoes in your size. It is really neat that you and your partner are getting married out here and asked her to be your best... man?"
Rocky is snickering like hell from the dressing room.
Chris: "My what?"
Clerk: "It's okay. She told us that you are gay. You don't have to hide it. We see lots of that sort of thing here."
Rocky is practically rolling at this point.
Chris: "I am not..." He glared at the dressing room door his lovely fiancee was snickering behind.
Rocky: Holds up a hand over the door, showing two fingers, meaning she's two to his zip.
Chris: "Do I look gay to you?"
Rocky: Checking out the form fitting dress, muttering. "Nowhere to hide a gun."
Clerk: "Do gays look different than other people, sir?"
Chris: "It's Elmo, isn't it?" he asked, referring to his tshirt. "My niece gave it to me!"
Rocky: "I told them you were marrying Alfonse. He's my uncle."
Chris: Confused. "You have a gay uncle?"
Rocky: "I dare you to ask him that."
Chris: Perturbed. "You're the one that said I'm marrying him!"