Morning came and Chris awoke with a groan. His head felt like it was ten sizes too big, and his stomach was lurching like a roller coaster. He tried to pry his eyes open, what little sunlight streaming in through the window making his head throb painfully. He felt like he had a hangover the size of Texas.
The girl beside him heard him moving around, but hadn't moved yet. She waited to see what his reaction may or may not be, but she did take a soft, quiet breath.
Shielding his eyes with a hand, he pried them open and found himself in an unfamiliar room. Startled, he bolted upright in bed, and his stomach rolled over. "Oh, shit!" he muttered and made a beeline for what he hoped was the bathroom, familiar or not. He just barely made it in time, his stomach revolting against the tequila, the sound of violent retching coming from the bathroom.
"Seriously, you have to go that bad?" She was nearly purring, her voice not like Rocky, more of a smoked honey. She watched him run for the bathroom, and then wrinkled her nose. "That's just not right."
Something wasn't right about the whole situation, but at the moment, he couldn't do anything but heave up the contents of his stomach.
She pulled on a T Shirt, nothing else and walked toward the bathroom quietly. She wet a wash cloth, and tapped on the door. "You okay in there?"
He didn't answer. After a few minutes of heaving, there wasn't much left in his stomach, though he was still bent over, worshiping the porcelain god with dry heaves. When he was finally done, his stomach felt like it had been wrung out like a wet towel, and his jaw was aching.
She twisted the knob, and didn't step in, but she held the wet cloth out. "Here. Put this on the back of your neck."
He heard an unfamiliar female voice on the other side of the door, and his heart froze. He hesitated a moment before snagging the washcloth. "Who are you?"
"Anita." She said as she closed the door, leaving him to his praying.
"Anita..." he muttered to himself, trying to jog his memory about the previous night. Anita. The chick in the bar that had given him her number. How the heck had he ended up with her, and what else didn't he remember? He straightened and turned to the mirror, squinting at his reflection. Where the heck were his glasses?
She walked back to the bed and sat down. "Your phone just buzzed off into the floor, and took your glasses."
He was alarmed to suddenly find he was only wearing boxers and a t-shirt, and he idly wondered if he'd need a shot of penicillin or something. Like he had the night after he'd been with that hooker Stone had set him up with. He threw some water onto his face and washed the taste of regurgitated tequila from his mouth, then patted his face dry with a towel. Drawing a breath and gathering his courage to find out whatever it was that had happened the previous night, he pushed open the bathroom door and looked around the room for his phone and glasses.
She was sitting on the edge of the bed, legs were crossed at the ankle, and she was picking at her nails. She was wondering if he was okay, but she hadn't gone back to check on him.
Without his glasses, the girl was blurry and looked vaguely like Rocky, though she smelled and sounded nothing like her. He wasn't sure yet if she was a hooker or just some chick who'd been looking for a night's companionship.
"You okay?" she asked, looking his way.
He found his glasses on the nightstand and slid them onto his face. "Not really," he answered honestly. He picked up his phone and found with dismay that Jay had left several messages. He'd have some explaining to do, and he wasn't even sure what had happened. The last thing he remembered was sitting at the bar and drinking tequila.
"Still sick?" She was watching him and smiling his way.
"I'm fine," he replied, though he really wasn't. He turned to face her, looking worried. "Did we..." He nodded at the bed, almost dreading the answer.
"Someone was calling, or texting." Then she looked at him and smiled, "You don't remember last night?"
Now that he had his glasses on, he could clearly see that she wasn't Rocky. She was pretty and there were some similarities -- same black hair and dark eyes -- but she wasn't his Rocky. He frowned and sat down on the bed, feeling ashamed, confused, and guilty as sin. "No."
"Chris, I'm shocked."
He looked over at her. Okay, so she knew his name. What else did she know? "Did we or didn't we?" He realized she might lie to him, but he hoped she'd tell him the truth. His heart froze in his chest while he awaited her answer. He needed to know.
She just grinned at him, this was amusing. "Um, check your chest...the bandage?"
He arched a quizzical brow. Bandage? He lifted his shirt and glanced down to find a bandage taped to the right side of his chest. Okay, that would explain the itchiness. "What the heck..."
"It is really nice." She was still smiling, and watching him. "The red, really stands out against your skin."
"Nice? What are you talking about?"
"Your tattoo, Silly." She swatted at him.
He shot an alarmed look at her. "My what?!"
"Your tattoo!" She reached over to help him with the tape.
"What tattoo? I don't have a tattoo!" Not on his chest, anyway. He shoved her hand away and headed back toward the bathroom to have a look.
"You do!" Then she frowned as he rejected her. "Well maybe you didn't...but it's there."
He winced as he pulled the bandage off and examined the brand new tattoo in the mirror, gasping in shock at what he found there. He had apparently had Rocky's name branded on his chest in a drunken stupor. "Oh, my god! No, no, no..."
"You said yes, yes, yes last night, even when I said no."
It wasn't his first tattoo, so the itchiness and irritation didn't really bother him much. What bothered him was the fact that he'd gotten his ex-girlfriend's name permanently etched in his flesh. "What happened?" he asked, tracing the tat with a fingertip.
"Well, you went from the bar, over to Demented Images, hell you even paid for my new one."
"I did?" he asked, darting a look at her in the bathroom mirror. She was cute and seemed nice enough, but she was no replacement for Rocky.
"Yes," She was proudly pointing at the wrapping around her ankle and her bandaged shoulder. "Half Sleeve is started!"
He pulled his t-shirt down over the tattoo as he turned to glance at her bandages.
"I am not surprised you don't remember, Alex really didn't want to tat you, but you were insistent, and drunk as hell."
He frowned as he went to retrieve his pants from the floor.
"Wait... why are you getting dressed?"
"What did I say?" he asked, wondering what else had happened that he didn't remember.
"You said, something about knowing what you were doing and wanting done."
He stepped into his jeans and yanked them on. "I gotta go."
"Go where?"
"You know what I did with the car?"
"Um, yeah. It is at impound."
"Impound? What impound? What are you talking about?" He groaned in dismay. "Jay is gonna kill me."
"Seriously? You parked it on the Church's steps. Saying you would marry me, but they were closed, then you got your tattoo."
He zipped his jeans, then sank down onto the bed, shoving his fingers through his hair, as he listened to her relay the previous night's events.
"I knew you wouldn't." She sighed. "At least another date...or picking up where last night left off..."
He laid his head in his hands as the lost fragments of the previous night came together like a jigsaw puzzle.
"You okay?" She moved closer to him then, reaching a hand up to push his hair back.
No more tequila. Never again. It was like that stupid Margaritaville song.
But it's a real beauty
A Mexican cutie
How it got here I haven't a clue
He lifted his head to meet her gaze. Were there tears in his eyes or was it the headache that was making his eyes water? "I must've thought you were her," he admitted quietly, feeling like a total jerk.
"Aw..." She saw the tears then heard the words. "Oh."
"I'm sorry," he told her remorsefully.
"We didn't do anything," She said quietly. "You were trying, got you here, and you sat down on the bed, I started with your pants, and you fell over...passed out. So I stayed, to be sure you didn't like...I don't know, get alcohol poisoning or something." She moved away to get her own clothing.
"Anita..."
"I know... Rocky. You love her, I see that.?
"I'm really sorry," he repeated his apology. She seemed like a nice girl and under any other circumstances, he might have even been interested, but the timing was all wrong. "She hates me," he said miserably.
"Well, maybe you can show her your new tat." She pulled her panties up, then her jeans, before looking for her shoes and socks.
He averted his gaze while she got dressed, even though he'd already seen more than was proper. "I don't think so."
"You love her, Bullwinkle." She was fighting rising tears, cause he was a nice guy. "You should tell her...or show her, something."
He shrugged his shoulders. "It won't matter."
"She can't be that much of a hard ass."
He rubbed at the place where the tattoo had been burned into his flesh, a permanent reminder of his broken relationship. "I lied to her about something and..." he broke off. More accurately, he'd withheld certain truths.
"People forget, Chris." She gathered up her other things.
"Not Rocky. She..." He let go of a sigh. There was no point in explaining. It wouldn't change anything.
"She makes you happy, call her."
"I can't."
"Bullshit, give me your phone. I bet you have a special ring tone for her too."
It was Nights in White Satin, but he didn't tell her that. He reached for his socks and sneakers, feeling like an idiot. "You have a death wish?" he asked, remembering what Rocky had done to the redhead in Vegas.
"I wasn't going to talk to her, you were."
"Just let it go, okay? The last time I talked to her..." What was he supposed to say? That Rocky had left him for dead, blown up his car, his house? Told him she never wanted to see him again?
"You are gonna fuck up, Man."
"Too late. I already did," he muttered as he put on his socks and sneakers.
She pulled on her boots then, looking at him. "You are bullheaded."
"I'm Irish." As if that was an excuse.
"Yeah, well," she sighed. "You need a lift to the impound?"
"Would you mind?"
"Not at all," she smiled weakly. "Too bad things weren't different."
He was surprised at her offer, everything considered. He smiled weakly back, realizing with a heavy heart that he was still too heartbroken over Rocky to even think about dating again. Not yet. Maybe never. "Yeah, thanks."
"Shall we?" She started toward the door.
"Did we have fun?" he asked curiously.
"You did." She smiled, "The tattooing was fun, and you were crying like a baby."
"Crying?" he echoed, eying her doubtfully as he moved to his feet. He wasn't sure if she was teasing or serious.
"Seriously, you said it hurt."
"Not my first tattoo," he reassured her, somewhat defensively. He knew it probably did hurt a little, but he doubted he'd have cried over it. Crying over Rocky, now that was another matter.
"Yeah, but apparently you are sensitive in that area." She pointed at his chest.
"Maybe I am," he admitted, not necessarily meaning the same thing that she did. He shoved his cellphone in his pocket and checked his jeans for his wallet.
"Your wallet is under the bed." She pointed. Then dug into her pocket, handing him back a stack of cash. "You gave me this to finish my sleeve."
He arched a brow at the stack of cash she was holding out to him, unsure if he should take it or let her keep it for her trouble.
"Seriously, take it. It's a lot of money."
He relented and reached for the money, shoving into a pocket. "I'm a jackass."
"Maybe I can take you to breakfast?" She grinned. "I hear the best hangover cure...well I heard it on TV was a greasy pork chop served in a dirty ashtray." She was about to laugh at her joke, but looked at him. "Why are you a jackass?"
His stomach lurched, threatening to revolt at the thought of eating a greasy pork chop for breakfast.
She was smiling, but wondering why he was a jackass.
"Because I am." He went down on his knees to try and fish his wallet out from under the bed, head pounding painfully. He wondered how his wallet had gotten there, but he wasn't sure he wanted to know.
"You threw it under there, and I really don't know why," she answered, before he could ask.
He had an inkling why he might have done that, but didn't comment. Once he retrieved his wallet, he straightened, checking to make sure all his I.D. was intact. "What happened to cigar man?" He remembered she had been hitting on the guy with the cigar in the bar, but somehow she'd ended up with him instead.
"He was weird," she grinned.
"Weird?" Satisfied all his belongings were intact, he climbed to his feet and shoved his wallet into the pocket at the back of his jeans. "Weird how?" he asked as he started toward the door.
"Like killer drifter weird. You knocked out his front tooth."
"What?" He blinked, obviously not remembering that either.
"Yeah, he popped off as I walked back to talk to you, and you just mentioned his ancestry, starting with his mother...and working backwards. He came stalking over there, and you popped him in the mouth. I'm surprised your hand doesn't hurt."
"I did?" That didn't sound like him. He must have been really plastered. He glanced at his hand, opening and closing his fist. Now that she mentioned it, it did hurt a little.
"You drank, A LOT! Mezcal, and everything." She was grinning.
He looked at her doubtfully. He didn't normally drink anything stronger than a beer or two. "Mezcal? No wonder I feel like crap."
"Mezcal, yeah, you even ate the worm."
"I did not!"
"Chris, I didn't lie about anything else, why that?"
"I don't drink. I mean..." Well, obviously he had the previous night. He was still trying to process it all and looked thoroughly perplexed. He sighed heavily, giving up trying to sort it all out for now. "You wanna go to breakfast? It's the least I can do."
"Yeah, let's go."
He took a last glance around the room to make sure he hadn't forgotten or left anything behind, and then he pulled the door open for her. The least he could do was buy the girl breakfast for all her trouble. He wondered if it was a night she'd remember with fondness or regret. Probably laugh about it with her friends later. Tell them about the drunken idiot who'd mistaken her for his ex and tried to marry her.
"That's all you brought in." She pressed her lips to his cheek as she passed him. "Thanks for being a gentleman, Chris." She smiled up at him... "Call her." And she was walking toward her little Pontiac.
He followed her with his eyes, looking even more perplexed by the kiss, before stepping out the door. If nothing else, she had him thinking.
(Story continued in "Swimming with Sharks".)