Topic: Solid Steele in the Mornings with Dakota

Dakota Steele

Date: 2008-08-11 22:50 EST
Dakota got settled into his chair inside the studio of Radio RhyDin, putting out his last cigarette minutes before he was scheduled to go on the air for the first time. A quick glance at the clock showed the time to be 5:47 AM. This was a career that fit him perfectly. For the first time in his life, it was a chance to earn a living without having to break his back in the hundred-plus degree heat, or taking beating after beating inside a makeshift fighting ring. He'd had a long interview with Keaton, and apparently, Keaton loved the idea of putting someone with his personality on the air. Essentially, Dakota was being paid to give his extremely testosterone-driven opinions on whatever was going on, and play some great tunes along the way. Keaton had assigned him the morning shift, from 6 to 10 AM, Monday through Friday. It was definitely going to be a change in lifestyle for the usually nocturnal Dakota. With a 4:30 AM wakeup call, there was no way he could keep the night hours that he'd been keeping for years now.

Yeah, he was a LITTLE nervous, but he knew that as long as he stayed himself, he was either going to draw ratings, or cause Radio RhyDin to be burned to the ground. Either way was fine with him. He knew he had the personality to do this.

The minutes continued to pass. 6 AM was fast approaching, and soon enough, he hit the appropriate button for the introduction to this brand new show. The voice of a pre recorded promo guy hit the air.

"LIVE from the studios of Radio Rhy'Din, this is Solid Steele in the Mornings with Dakota Steele. Now, here's your host, Dakota Steele, on 102.5, Radio RhyDin!!!"

Immediately following the promo came the guitar intro to Dwight Yoakam's "Fast As You". This would be the intro to kickstart his show every single morning, and just before Dwight Yoakam's vocals took over, the unmistakable voice of Dakota Steele hit the airwaves.

"Gooood mornin', Rhy'Din! Welcome to Solid Steele in the Mornin's with Dakota Steele! I am your host, I am your guide, I am your conscience, I am your hangover, and I am that little voice in your head beggin' you to hit the damn snooze button. I am Dakota Steele! For those of you who know me, I can already hear y'all sayin' 'Aw hell, they done went and let HIM on the radio????' And to that, I respectfully respond....."You're daaaaaaaaaaamn right they did!!!' "

"Now what exactly IS Solid Steele in the Mornin's? This is a show that's gonna wake your a** up, get you stirrin', probably piss you off a lil bit, and then get you goin' with some great music, ev'rything from some classic rock, to the absolute best in country music. 'Cause the way I see it is this: if I gotta get up this early in the mornin', you damn well better believe that I'm gonna get as many of y'all up as I can. This early mornin' stuff pretty much sucks, but we're gonna rock our way right into the 10:00 hour! And then, while y'all are at work, cussin' me out for wakin' y'all up as rudely as I did this mornin', I'm gon' be takin' my a** back to bed, 'cause I ain't got nothin' else to do the rest of the day!! And on THAT note, let's rock things up a little bit. An' the very first song I'm gonna play on my first day on the air goes right out to my sexy lil vampire chick sittin' at home, 'cause I KNOW she dragged herself outta bed just to hear me on the air. Here ya go, Jade. You're listenin' to Radio RhyDin. That's 102.5 on your dial, and 102.7 in the West End."

Playlist
Paradise City-Guns n' Roses
Rag Doll-Aerosmith
I've Always Been Crazy-Waylon Jennings

Commercial break

During the quick break, Dakota quickly lit up another smoke, to help keep his nerves calm. It probably wasn't going to give the most professional of radio voices, but that raspy southern drawl of his is part of what makes him Dakota Steele. As soon as the last commercial came to an end, he played one more song, that being "Whiskey River" by Willie Nelson. Three minutes later, the song faded out, and it was immediately followed by Dakota.

"Ol' Willie right there. Now if you can find me a man who can sing a song better than that, I'll come to your house, clean your kitchen, wash your windows, detail your car , and make you a sandwich. Okay, I ain't gonna detail your car. This is Solid Steele on 102.5 in RhyDin, and 102.7 in the West End."

"Do I really have to say the 102.7 part every time? Really....? Is there anybody in the West End who's even listenin' to this station? If you're in the West End, I'd like to hear from you right now. Yes, I welcome all crack whores and gangbangers. Did I just about cover the population of West End right there? Seriously, gimme a call and let me know you're listenin'!!! If I'm gonna have to keep saying 102.7, I wanna know whether or not I'm wastin' my breath!!!"

"Hey, looka there. Ain't even been five seconds, and the lines are lit up! Hello there, you're on with Dakota. Do you live in the WestEnd...?"

A female voice answered. "Yes I do, actually."

"Do you listen to 102.7 out there in the West End?"

"Every single day! You guys play some of the best music out there."

"Are you a crack whore, by chance?"

That abrupt question actually brought a laugh out of the nameless caller as she responded.

"Of course not!!!!"

"I'm just playin' with ya, darlin'. I actually love the West End. I'm a resident myself. Me n' Luke....that's my big a** dog...got us a one bedroom apartment out there, an' we love it. Ain't nothin' like sleepin' with a 9 under my pillow ev'ry night. You know what I'm sayin'?"

"Oh, definitely! My husband has been mugged three times in the last year! We're going to move out someday when we can afford a bigger place."

"Unbelievable. I believe it's 'bout time your husband started packin' a weapon or two on him. Ain't nobody gon' try to mug me, 'cause they've had to learn that I'm the wrong dude to screw with. Well, listen...you have yourself a great day, alright? Things are gon' get better out there. And I sure 'preciate you tunin' in to hear me bitch about our beloved West End. Hey, you want me to play a song for you? Pick anything you want to hear."

"Could you play some ZZ Top?"

"You wanna hear some Dusty, Billy, and Frank this mornin'? I like the way you think, darlin'. I'm gonna get 'La Grange' cranked up for you right.....NOW!!!"

"Thanks, Dakota!! Bye now!"

"Y'all just hang with me. I got a feelin' this is gonna be one helluva ride ev'ry mornin'. See y'all on the other side of this break, an' I'll take some more calls so we can figure out just what the hell to do 'bout the crime out in the West End. This is Solid Steele with Dakota on 102.5, and 102.7 in the West End. WESTSIDE REPRESENT, Y'ALL!!!!!"

Dakota Steele

Date: 2008-08-14 23:17 EST
Dakota's first few days on the air had gone rather smoothly. No death threats so far, nor were there any threats to bomb the radio station. That's about all he could ask for. Getting up at 4:30 in the morning was still pretty rough, but he was slowly adjusting.

Today, he had his very first guest lined up. He'd asked none other than Chase Rosewinds, the former lead singer of Night Rose, to join him on "Solid Steele in the Mornings".

The clock on the wall read 7:27 AM. She was scheduled to be on at 7:30. He wore a black New Orleans Saints hat backwards, a black Lynyrd Skynyrd t-shirt, jeans, and boots. An ashtray sat upon his desk, along with hundreds upon hundreds of CD's. Dakota had just crushed yet another cigarette as he waited for the current song, "Hells Bells" by AC/DC, to come to an end. His guest had just seated herself in a chair on the other side of his desk, and her mic was adjusted to fit her. While the song was playing, he handed her a pair of headphones, offering a smile to go along with them.

"I sure do 'preciate you comin' on with me. I'm just gonna make conversation, and I'm liable to say damn near anything, so don't take offense to whatever I might ask."

Letting out a laugh as he continued to speak. "I'm probably gonna ask you somethin' to start off with that my girlfriend will kick my a** for when I get off the air."

Sitting back in that spinny office chair, she placed the headset on and adjusted it to sit on her head just right. It's been years since she's had a radio interview. Yet, she remembered the ropes as easily as her acrobatic influences would boast. Her mane was a mixture of dreadlocks, rainbow braids, and woven strands of hair with a feather dangling in random places. Rosy red cowboy hat was set on the table to the side. One acrobatic leg over the other, fingers criss-crossed and apple sauced together loosely on her lap. As much as she wasn't a morning person, she couldn't restrain one yawn coming out of her mouth. Afterwards, she impishly grinned and shrugged.

"None will be taken, dukes. And as long as it's your a**, and not mine, it's all groovy. Ready when you are."

Chase gave him a wink, quieting down as the behind the scenes moment came to its swift close. She missed this sort of attention. It was nice to be reminded of past accomplishments by others. It was sufficient comfort that she was getting interviewed from someone who was from the same planet. Literally.

He laughed once more as the song faded out. Dakota's on air voice hit the air, and truthfully, it wasn't all that much different from his real voice. Maybe that was part of his on air charm. He was just being himself.

"Welcome back to Solid Steele in the Mornin's with Dakota. As promised, I have with me this mornin' a very special guest. She is Chase Rosewinds, and she was the lead singer of one of the biggest rock bands that we'd ever seen back home, Night Rose. Chase, welcome to Solid Steele."

Chase nodded, rocking gently from side to side in her spinny office chair. "Thanks a mill for inviting me, Steele Man." Nodding softly, she was perfectly calm. With the Gypsy, it was nearly impossible for her to get nervous. Especially when revolving around any sort of entertainment business. She was excited, but mostly enjoying the reminding feeling of being remembered. It was like an old dog remembering tricks it learned well. And the treats it earned while in its prime. "Glad to be here."

Now, it was time to see how easily she gets thrown off when hit with a question she may not have been expecting! "For those of you who have never heard of this woman, let me tell you, she was a rock goddess. At one point in their history, Night Rose ruled the world. With all that in mind, the one question on everybody's minds is, what kind and what color panties does a rock goddess like Chase Rosewinds have on this mornin'?"

Totally grinning at her now as he quickly lit up another smoke. "When it comes to breakin' the ice, I'll be damned if I ain't the best! And yes, Jade will completely bury my a** when I get home today. Love you, baby!" Sitting back in his chair with a big ol' grin across his face as he stuck his cigarette between his lips.

Thanks to Chase's remnants of fatigue, she took the nerve wrecking question in a laugh. A hand flew to her forehead as if suffering a headache. But pearly white smile showed that she was restraining from laughter. Had she had a cup of coffee like Travis had poured for her, she may have even fallen out of her office chair. Instead, she spun to one side for a prolonged amount of time, shaking her head slowly. But then, she gained a look of prowess. Determination, if one could call it that. The Gypsy sat back in her chair, creating a pantomime of peeking underneath her ripped jeans. Pulling the waistband of her jeans up two inches, she let it go for it to thwap her skin in its tight demeanors. She even rose her brows and opened her mouth as she looked down. Bursting into laughter afterwards, she took a 180. And she sat up, cleared her throat, and acted like the judge delivering the verdict of a man's life hanging in the balance. Grin killed the seriousness, but the audiences wouldn't know that.

"This morning, Steeley, I happen to be wearing a black thong, if you simply *must* know. I always had a theory that Indians were the raunchiest...I knew all along!" She broke into laughter after all that, even slapping her thigh once as she did so.

"Darlin', I'm not raunchy. I'm just askin' what every other red blooded man simply doesn't have the b***s to ask. Can I say 'b***s' on the air? Hell, I guess I just did. A black thong? Well, that's all well and good, but I'm determined to give my listeners nothin' but the absolute truth. Now, unless I have visual proof of what you're claimin' here, there jus' ain't no way in hell that I'm gonna be able to verify to my listeners that you're speakin' the truth."

He gave her a total thumbs up over how cool she was being. This chat was going to go even smoother than he thought. They'd get serious here in a minute, but it was still time to have some fun. Fun equals ratings!

"Well, aren't you a noble piece of metal? Noble *and* raunchy, I see." Chase shook her head slowly, rolling her eyes. Now she definitely felt like the old days. To her lack of Luck at the moment, if Lucky himself was with her, there'd be loads of equipment flying and a screaming Kiltsman going banshee on the Indian. "I haven't pulled my pants down for a radio show in some time. I can't say I'm not bashful about it."

She laughed, but seemed to be grinning wide. Brows furrowed, and she bit her bottom lip. "Since I may get my own bells murdered when I come home, I'd like to give a shout out to Travis. I love you, Drummer Boy." And sure enough, she stood up. Belt was unfastened, and button undone. Turning around, she lowered her pants to show the black string-thin band about her hips. It continued to dip. And lightning fast, she showed the thong's mechanism in a glimpse-length view. Pulling her pants back up, she plopped herself onto the chair. Sitting back, she quickly fastened her pants and fell into a pose as if it never happened. Complete with an innocent smile and a glance at the ceiling in a diagonal angle. Thumbs were hooked to her belt, and she even added a harmless whistling of a tune that some listeners may find familiar.

Stretching his neck to get the best view possible, he gave a VERY impressed nod and even let out a whistle of his own. "Folks, I'm here to tell y'all right now that this rock goddess is indeed wearin' the utter hell out of that black thong. I can indeed verify that she's speakin' the truth. The woman is a rock star, she wears thongs, AND she's obviously never told a lie in her life. What more could a man ask for? Well, let's move onto another topic. Tell my listeners 'bout you, and Night Rose. You guys were arguably the greatest band in the world, and y'all went your separate ways. If you can give the abridged version, go for it. Then again, what the hell, tell us the whole story. I got nearly two hours to kill."

(to be continued momentarily...)

Dakota Steele

Date: 2008-08-14 23:26 EST
(continued from previous post..)


Chase grinned, nodding proudly to herself. If she wasn?t one thing, she wasn?t a chicken. The Gypsy rose in an easing swing with that chair. It?s amazing what an acrobat can do with the simplest of items. She propped her elbows onto the desk of the table. But the next topic had her shrug. Clearing her throat, she gave a moment to gather her thoughts. Even musical notes needed to be sorted, and put in just the right order. How else would a decent song be made? ?I?ll slim it down as much as I can. We were going strong for four rockin? years. Stash and I, at that point, were nearly one mind. We wrote up songs like crazy, and partied like hell. But, misunderstandings were what screwed it all over."

Misunderstandings. Tension. Resentment. I hate singing those words, but that?s what signed the dotted line on our careers. Travis, the percussionist, grew jealous of Stash. Lucky is a hot head by blood, so fights broke out. We dished out crappy songs at that point. And we lost our contract with the Record Label. Instead of watching our world burn, we all went our separate ways. It wasn?t a clean break, but it was a ninja one. All..swift and silent and s**t. I needed a new start. I had to leave Earth. I came here for that, and got it. In a word? Hiatus. The band?s pretty much done, but..? She paused, holding a finger up to scold the naughty child. She laughed softly.

Travis, the drummer, managed to get us all here in Rhy?Din. It was supposed to be my birthday present. Turns out they?re here to stay.? She gave two devil horns up, smiling pleasantly all the while. ?So, that Hiatus is pretty iron clad. The heavy days are over. What I will tell everyone out there is to keep their eyes and ears peeled for..changes. Music never dies, not even in us. A few reunion shows are definitely in the works. Might I also add anyone interested to look closely at the club Eclipse.?

She gave another pause, hoping listeners would remember the name. ?I happen to be a regular at the place. It?s where anyone groovy should be. And where Night Rose will be if it blooms again.

Chase nodded again. A final firm one. And she played the referee by spreading her arms with palms down. Her monologue was done.

Dakota didn't even blink an eye at Chase dropping an S-bomb on the air. If they wanted to fire him, fire him. This was good radio going on here.

"You mentioned Stash....now if one were to look in the liner notes of any of Night Rose's CD's, they'd see that every single song you guys ever recorded were written by you and Stash. The two of you were the lyrical genuises behind the music. Did y'all hit a point where you guys felt like you couldn't write sober? I'm an old addict myself, an' I know exactly what that feelin' is. It's like you can't do a damn thing without a pill, without a shot, without a needle. How heavy into drugs did you guys become?"

She chuckled. "Stash was in deep. Too deep. If you ask me, I'm amazed that bastard's still alive. His wife saved him from himself. He's clean as a whistle now. Out of us all? Stash was the deepest. He was like that. Always a little something to get him to go. Mary Jane. White Horse. White Pony. All that shxt. Me? I drank. I still do. I did a little here and there. I...couldn't go as far as Stash did. It terrified me sometimes. He would pass out..and we all were secretly counting down. Thank whatever, we were all wrong. We all thank his wife for coming into his life all the time." Nodding sagely, she made a heart with the two of her hands. "To her, a personal thank you, if she's listening."

"Let me tell you somethin', I've learned that there ain't nothin' that can set a man straight like the right woman. It sounds to me like Stash's wife is a miracle worker, just like the best of 'em are. What do you do to keep yourself busy these days? You mentioned the club Eclipse. You still singin' your a** off out there ev'ry night?"

"More than singing, Cowpolk." Chase winked, chuckling. "I'm not going to say which nights and which times. But...I'm the Rose of all trades there. I do just about anything that needs to get done. I can do tech, backstage stuff. I Go Go dance. I DJ on raaare occasions. I've been even known to do unscheduled solos and snippets on random nights there.

Another reason for any fans or...anyone else to come to Eclipse for a look. They may find their eyes getting more than what they bargained for. And, if they're lucky, their ears." She fired an invisible revolver at her mic, blowing at her erect index finger. Tucking her handgun onto her lap idly, she impishly grinned. "I'll admit that I do everything else more than sing. Boss Brother, the owner of the joint, likes to keep his flowers to himself until we're booked, savvy?"

"Hell, that sounds like enough of a reason to check that place out every night of the week. Me n' Jade are gonna be out there, I can guarantee ya that. Musically, who are your influences? Whose posters did you have on your wall when you was a lil girl?"

"Well, I didn't have too many walls to decorate, if you know what I mean." She shrugged, orchestrating invisible instruments as she spoke with her hands in slow finger sweeps and wiggles. "I lived with a Gypsy Circus Caravan. I slept somewhere different every night. A different moving carriage, or the back of a moving truck. But...when I did have a wall, I put up the Beatles posters. Cat Stevens. Hendrix. ToTo. Queen. Queen's a big one."

"Damn good music....damn good. You've led an unbelievably interestin' life, and what I gotta ask is, what do you got to say to a lil girl who may be listenin' right now, and she's thinkin' to herself, 'I wanna be a star like her'? I mean, we ain't even scratched the surface of the things that you've done and seen. I 'member back in the day, YOU were the poster on ev'ry lil girls' wall...and hell, prob'ly a lotta perverted guys' walls too.." Laughing out loud. "If there's a lil girl out there who's just now learnin' about you, and is totally inspired by you and your story....what do you say to her?"

(to be continued in a few minutes..)

Dakota Steele

Date: 2008-08-14 23:44 EST
(continuing the interview with Chase)

"If some stupid or liberal mom were to let their precious ones within 5 feet of me, I'd say to learn. Learn as much as they can. Because it's when you're exploring that you figure it out. When you're discovering the world around you, you discover yourself. And you find your passions. Your assets. Your faults. And when they find their passion? They'll find themselves."

She paused, moving in her chair to give her voice the musical edge to add a meaning bravado to her words. "I'd say to never let go of your dreams. To follow them. If you want it badly enough, you'll get it. But, the game is to want it the most. And when you're good at something? Never do it for free. Unless that's your thing." A quick recovery had her laugh. And that impish grin eased up the seriousness of her words.

"Ain't nothin' better that I could say to wrap this up than what you all just heard right there. But before I let her get outta here....Chase, I've been playin' and singin' for years myself. You wanna do me the honor of duettin' with me, right here in studio? I got a couple of acoustics against that wall. Wanna rock for a minute before you go..?" And indeed, there were two black acoustic guitars just a couple feet from the desk where they sat opposite of each other.

Chase had a surprised look on her face. "Duetting? In a studio? With Steele? You may as well have given me a shot of my poison. I can never say no to Rock." Devil horns were thrown up, and she stood up. "I haven't jammed with a Native Am in sometime." There was that slang of hers. That slang that was her own language in itself. She tried to restrain, but it would spill over when excited or when she wasn't keeping close enough tabs on it. "Are we improving? Or did you have a song in mind?"

He grinned big time as he handed her one of the two guitars, VERY pleased that she said yes. He knew he had thrown her a curveball with that one, but just like a true artist, she was totally game for it!!! Settling his guitar in his lap, he thought about it for a second or two. "Wanna do 'Broken' by Seether and Amy Lee...? That's one of my favorites."

She took the guitar. Shoulder strap over the head like a shirt in the morning routine. And she sat down, cradling the carrier of life. This was her IV when in critical condition. This talisman that brought hope to millions. It carried dollar stains, riverbeds of tears, and oceans of blood. She didn't need a pick. Her fingers were calloused enough with beautiful abuse. Looking towards the Native American across from her, she grinned. "Nice choice, Cowpolk. They opened for a concert of ours way back. Great band." Offhandedly spoken, as she nodded.

Placing the strap over his shoulder, he took a few moments to collect himself. He'd just somehow talked himself into doing a live duet with Chase Rosewinds, right here for however many people were listening to hear. This was either going to be a total disaster, or an absolute highlight for him. Much like her, his fingers carried the callouses of playing guitar for many years. He began to play the slow intro to the song, and that raspy, soulful voice of his began to sing into the mic.

"I wanted you to know that
I love the way you laugh
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away...
I keep your photograph and
I know it serves me well
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain

Cause im broken when im lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away

You gone away, you don't feel me here, anymore"

Chase had been right there, strumming along with him, and it was her turn to take over the song. She closed her eyes and let her stunning vocals do the work.

"The worst is over now
And we can breathe again
I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away
There's so much left to learn
And no one left to fight
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain

Cause I'm broken when I'm open
And I don't feel like I am strong enough
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away"

As nerve wracking as this had to be for him, they sang the rest together as a duet.

"Cause I'm broken when I'm open
And I don't feel like I am strong enough
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away...

Cause I'm Broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone...
You gone away, you don't feel me here anymore"

The song came to a close, and Dakota let a couple seconds of silence pass by to compose himself and catch his breath.

"Damn.....it just don't get no better n' that right there, folks...." And he was actually quite proud of himself. He kept up with her almost perfectly, although there was no way he could outsing her, and he didn't even try. He just felt honored to be able to share a few lyrics with her on the choruses.

"I just sang a duet with Chase everlovin' Rosewinds. There ain't nothin' more I can say to add to that. Chase, thank you so much for spendin' a lil time in the studio this mornin'. You ARE a rock goddess, an' I'm tellin' ev'ryone out that there to go check her out at Eclipse. No matter what she's doin' that night, you're guaran-damn-tee'd to have an unforgettable time. Anything she's involved in is bound to be entertainin'. Thanks again, Chase...you're the best."

The lent Guitar was set down as the metal man was working his magic on the airwaves. Frequencies were wondrous things to influence people with. Grinning, she nodded through his closing words. And at his direct shout outs to her, she gave humble bows of her head. Inked hand came to her chest, lowering with more bows to join the gesture.

And at Steele's unasked advertising of the venue she mentioned, she nodded, pointed triumphantly to him while nodding smoothly. "Straight up, ladies and non-ladies. Come to Eclipse. Look me up!" Said to the mic. And looking to the Indian, she gave her two-fingered salute. "Not at all. Thanks for having me so early in the morning. It's been groovy jamming with you, too. You got soul, Cowpolk. Keep rockin', dude."

"Y'all heard it, folks. I AM the Soul Man of Radio RhyDin. And lemme send Chase out with a classic from Night Rose. Here is.....'Smoke and Mirrors'. Take a listen to the band themselves. I'll be back in just a few. This is Solid Steele in the Mornin' with Dakota on 102.5, and 102.7 in the West End.."