Dakota got settled into his chair inside the studio of Radio RhyDin, putting out his last cigarette minutes before he was scheduled to go on the air for the first time. A quick glance at the clock showed the time to be 5:47 AM. This was a career that fit him perfectly. For the first time in his life, it was a chance to earn a living without having to break his back in the hundred-plus degree heat, or taking beating after beating inside a makeshift fighting ring. He'd had a long interview with Keaton, and apparently, Keaton loved the idea of putting someone with his personality on the air. Essentially, Dakota was being paid to give his extremely testosterone-driven opinions on whatever was going on, and play some great tunes along the way. Keaton had assigned him the morning shift, from 6 to 10 AM, Monday through Friday. It was definitely going to be a change in lifestyle for the usually nocturnal Dakota. With a 4:30 AM wakeup call, there was no way he could keep the night hours that he'd been keeping for years now.
Yeah, he was a LITTLE nervous, but he knew that as long as he stayed himself, he was either going to draw ratings, or cause Radio RhyDin to be burned to the ground. Either way was fine with him. He knew he had the personality to do this.
The minutes continued to pass. 6 AM was fast approaching, and soon enough, he hit the appropriate button for the introduction to this brand new show. The voice of a pre recorded promo guy hit the air.
"LIVE from the studios of Radio Rhy'Din, this is Solid Steele in the Mornings with Dakota Steele. Now, here's your host, Dakota Steele, on 102.5, Radio RhyDin!!!"
Immediately following the promo came the guitar intro to Dwight Yoakam's "Fast As You". This would be the intro to kickstart his show every single morning, and just before Dwight Yoakam's vocals took over, the unmistakable voice of Dakota Steele hit the airwaves.
"Gooood mornin', Rhy'Din! Welcome to Solid Steele in the Mornin's with Dakota Steele! I am your host, I am your guide, I am your conscience, I am your hangover, and I am that little voice in your head beggin' you to hit the damn snooze button. I am Dakota Steele! For those of you who know me, I can already hear y'all sayin' 'Aw hell, they done went and let HIM on the radio????' And to that, I respectfully respond....."You're daaaaaaaaaaamn right they did!!!' "
"Now what exactly IS Solid Steele in the Mornin's? This is a show that's gonna wake your a** up, get you stirrin', probably piss you off a lil bit, and then get you goin' with some great music, ev'rything from some classic rock, to the absolute best in country music. 'Cause the way I see it is this: if I gotta get up this early in the mornin', you damn well better believe that I'm gonna get as many of y'all up as I can. This early mornin' stuff pretty much sucks, but we're gonna rock our way right into the 10:00 hour! And then, while y'all are at work, cussin' me out for wakin' y'all up as rudely as I did this mornin', I'm gon' be takin' my a** back to bed, 'cause I ain't got nothin' else to do the rest of the day!! And on THAT note, let's rock things up a little bit. An' the very first song I'm gonna play on my first day on the air goes right out to my sexy lil vampire chick sittin' at home, 'cause I KNOW she dragged herself outta bed just to hear me on the air. Here ya go, Jade. You're listenin' to Radio RhyDin. That's 102.5 on your dial, and 102.7 in the West End."
Playlist
Paradise City-Guns n' Roses
Rag Doll-Aerosmith
I've Always Been Crazy-Waylon Jennings
Commercial break
During the quick break, Dakota quickly lit up another smoke, to help keep his nerves calm. It probably wasn't going to give the most professional of radio voices, but that raspy southern drawl of his is part of what makes him Dakota Steele. As soon as the last commercial came to an end, he played one more song, that being "Whiskey River" by Willie Nelson. Three minutes later, the song faded out, and it was immediately followed by Dakota.
"Ol' Willie right there. Now if you can find me a man who can sing a song better than that, I'll come to your house, clean your kitchen, wash your windows, detail your car , and make you a sandwich. Okay, I ain't gonna detail your car. This is Solid Steele on 102.5 in RhyDin, and 102.7 in the West End."
"Do I really have to say the 102.7 part every time? Really....? Is there anybody in the West End who's even listenin' to this station? If you're in the West End, I'd like to hear from you right now. Yes, I welcome all crack whores and gangbangers. Did I just about cover the population of West End right there? Seriously, gimme a call and let me know you're listenin'!!! If I'm gonna have to keep saying 102.7, I wanna know whether or not I'm wastin' my breath!!!"
"Hey, looka there. Ain't even been five seconds, and the lines are lit up! Hello there, you're on with Dakota. Do you live in the WestEnd...?"
A female voice answered. "Yes I do, actually."
"Do you listen to 102.7 out there in the West End?"
"Every single day! You guys play some of the best music out there."
"Are you a crack whore, by chance?"
That abrupt question actually brought a laugh out of the nameless caller as she responded.
"Of course not!!!!"
"I'm just playin' with ya, darlin'. I actually love the West End. I'm a resident myself. Me n' Luke....that's my big a** dog...got us a one bedroom apartment out there, an' we love it. Ain't nothin' like sleepin' with a 9 under my pillow ev'ry night. You know what I'm sayin'?"
"Oh, definitely! My husband has been mugged three times in the last year! We're going to move out someday when we can afford a bigger place."
"Unbelievable. I believe it's 'bout time your husband started packin' a weapon or two on him. Ain't nobody gon' try to mug me, 'cause they've had to learn that I'm the wrong dude to screw with. Well, listen...you have yourself a great day, alright? Things are gon' get better out there. And I sure 'preciate you tunin' in to hear me bitch about our beloved West End. Hey, you want me to play a song for you? Pick anything you want to hear."
"Could you play some ZZ Top?"
"You wanna hear some Dusty, Billy, and Frank this mornin'? I like the way you think, darlin'. I'm gonna get 'La Grange' cranked up for you right.....NOW!!!"
"Thanks, Dakota!! Bye now!"
"Y'all just hang with me. I got a feelin' this is gonna be one helluva ride ev'ry mornin'. See y'all on the other side of this break, an' I'll take some more calls so we can figure out just what the hell to do 'bout the crime out in the West End. This is Solid Steele with Dakota on 102.5, and 102.7 in the West End. WESTSIDE REPRESENT, Y'ALL!!!!!"
Yeah, he was a LITTLE nervous, but he knew that as long as he stayed himself, he was either going to draw ratings, or cause Radio RhyDin to be burned to the ground. Either way was fine with him. He knew he had the personality to do this.
The minutes continued to pass. 6 AM was fast approaching, and soon enough, he hit the appropriate button for the introduction to this brand new show. The voice of a pre recorded promo guy hit the air.
"LIVE from the studios of Radio Rhy'Din, this is Solid Steele in the Mornings with Dakota Steele. Now, here's your host, Dakota Steele, on 102.5, Radio RhyDin!!!"
Immediately following the promo came the guitar intro to Dwight Yoakam's "Fast As You". This would be the intro to kickstart his show every single morning, and just before Dwight Yoakam's vocals took over, the unmistakable voice of Dakota Steele hit the airwaves.
"Gooood mornin', Rhy'Din! Welcome to Solid Steele in the Mornin's with Dakota Steele! I am your host, I am your guide, I am your conscience, I am your hangover, and I am that little voice in your head beggin' you to hit the damn snooze button. I am Dakota Steele! For those of you who know me, I can already hear y'all sayin' 'Aw hell, they done went and let HIM on the radio????' And to that, I respectfully respond....."You're daaaaaaaaaaamn right they did!!!' "
"Now what exactly IS Solid Steele in the Mornin's? This is a show that's gonna wake your a** up, get you stirrin', probably piss you off a lil bit, and then get you goin' with some great music, ev'rything from some classic rock, to the absolute best in country music. 'Cause the way I see it is this: if I gotta get up this early in the mornin', you damn well better believe that I'm gonna get as many of y'all up as I can. This early mornin' stuff pretty much sucks, but we're gonna rock our way right into the 10:00 hour! And then, while y'all are at work, cussin' me out for wakin' y'all up as rudely as I did this mornin', I'm gon' be takin' my a** back to bed, 'cause I ain't got nothin' else to do the rest of the day!! And on THAT note, let's rock things up a little bit. An' the very first song I'm gonna play on my first day on the air goes right out to my sexy lil vampire chick sittin' at home, 'cause I KNOW she dragged herself outta bed just to hear me on the air. Here ya go, Jade. You're listenin' to Radio RhyDin. That's 102.5 on your dial, and 102.7 in the West End."
Playlist
Paradise City-Guns n' Roses
Rag Doll-Aerosmith
I've Always Been Crazy-Waylon Jennings
Commercial break
During the quick break, Dakota quickly lit up another smoke, to help keep his nerves calm. It probably wasn't going to give the most professional of radio voices, but that raspy southern drawl of his is part of what makes him Dakota Steele. As soon as the last commercial came to an end, he played one more song, that being "Whiskey River" by Willie Nelson. Three minutes later, the song faded out, and it was immediately followed by Dakota.
"Ol' Willie right there. Now if you can find me a man who can sing a song better than that, I'll come to your house, clean your kitchen, wash your windows, detail your car , and make you a sandwich. Okay, I ain't gonna detail your car. This is Solid Steele on 102.5 in RhyDin, and 102.7 in the West End."
"Do I really have to say the 102.7 part every time? Really....? Is there anybody in the West End who's even listenin' to this station? If you're in the West End, I'd like to hear from you right now. Yes, I welcome all crack whores and gangbangers. Did I just about cover the population of West End right there? Seriously, gimme a call and let me know you're listenin'!!! If I'm gonna have to keep saying 102.7, I wanna know whether or not I'm wastin' my breath!!!"
"Hey, looka there. Ain't even been five seconds, and the lines are lit up! Hello there, you're on with Dakota. Do you live in the WestEnd...?"
A female voice answered. "Yes I do, actually."
"Do you listen to 102.7 out there in the West End?"
"Every single day! You guys play some of the best music out there."
"Are you a crack whore, by chance?"
That abrupt question actually brought a laugh out of the nameless caller as she responded.
"Of course not!!!!"
"I'm just playin' with ya, darlin'. I actually love the West End. I'm a resident myself. Me n' Luke....that's my big a** dog...got us a one bedroom apartment out there, an' we love it. Ain't nothin' like sleepin' with a 9 under my pillow ev'ry night. You know what I'm sayin'?"
"Oh, definitely! My husband has been mugged three times in the last year! We're going to move out someday when we can afford a bigger place."
"Unbelievable. I believe it's 'bout time your husband started packin' a weapon or two on him. Ain't nobody gon' try to mug me, 'cause they've had to learn that I'm the wrong dude to screw with. Well, listen...you have yourself a great day, alright? Things are gon' get better out there. And I sure 'preciate you tunin' in to hear me bitch about our beloved West End. Hey, you want me to play a song for you? Pick anything you want to hear."
"Could you play some ZZ Top?"
"You wanna hear some Dusty, Billy, and Frank this mornin'? I like the way you think, darlin'. I'm gonna get 'La Grange' cranked up for you right.....NOW!!!"
"Thanks, Dakota!! Bye now!"
"Y'all just hang with me. I got a feelin' this is gonna be one helluva ride ev'ry mornin'. See y'all on the other side of this break, an' I'll take some more calls so we can figure out just what the hell to do 'bout the crime out in the West End. This is Solid Steele with Dakota on 102.5, and 102.7 in the West End. WESTSIDE REPRESENT, Y'ALL!!!!!"