Warning: Contains graphic stick figure mistreatment.
Miss Quinn's Guide For The Recently Damned
By Cuyler E. Quinn
Translated from the original backwater southern by Miss Audrey J. Horne
Introduction
It's bound to happen at least once. You're feeding and it hits you. Guilt. We are not, as monsters of the night, very well equipped to deal with guilt and if this pesky feeling isn't kept in check then we turn it outward. Fires, Hammer Films, and unwanted fledglings can result.
Now I know what you're saying. "Miss Quinn, I never asked for this life! You've made me into a monster! I shall never see the sun again! How dare you act as if I'm some hideous growth and not a human being!?"
And you sir and/or madame would not be wrong about most of these assumptions, save one. You are not a human being anymore than I am a nine headed cactus demon. Chances are that, especially for younger sires, you will be treated as a mistake. Chances are even greater that you are just a slip up.
The Institute for Vampiric Technology* states that 95% of all vampire turnings are unwanted, be it immediately or years and years down the road.
Don't feel bad! There is hope, and within these pages lie your salvation. Keep in mind that the author of this very book started out as an unwanted fledgling.
So put on your thinking caps, Children of The Night and turn on your ears and eyes. You're about to get some schooling.
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b249/JinxedInConfusion/GRDIntro.jpg
*AKA The Insitute of pulling facts out of my a*ss
Miss Quinn's Guide For The Recently Damned
By Cuyler E. Quinn
Translated from the original backwater southern by Miss Audrey J. Horne
Introduction
It's bound to happen at least once. You're feeding and it hits you. Guilt. We are not, as monsters of the night, very well equipped to deal with guilt and if this pesky feeling isn't kept in check then we turn it outward. Fires, Hammer Films, and unwanted fledglings can result.
Now I know what you're saying. "Miss Quinn, I never asked for this life! You've made me into a monster! I shall never see the sun again! How dare you act as if I'm some hideous growth and not a human being!?"
And you sir and/or madame would not be wrong about most of these assumptions, save one. You are not a human being anymore than I am a nine headed cactus demon. Chances are that, especially for younger sires, you will be treated as a mistake. Chances are even greater that you are just a slip up.
The Institute for Vampiric Technology* states that 95% of all vampire turnings are unwanted, be it immediately or years and years down the road.
Don't feel bad! There is hope, and within these pages lie your salvation. Keep in mind that the author of this very book started out as an unwanted fledgling.
So put on your thinking caps, Children of The Night and turn on your ears and eyes. You're about to get some schooling.
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b249/JinxedInConfusion/GRDIntro.jpg
*AKA The Insitute of pulling facts out of my a*ss