(Translated from the original rabbiteese for your sanity.)

Bro,

I hope this gets to ya okay and all. I just wanted to let ya know that I love ya and miss ya and if ya disappear again, I'm hunting ya down.

You really shouldn't have fallen for her, but ya did and I can't exactly blame ya for it. You helped her a lot, ya know and okay, it probably don't seem like that right now but ya did. I think ya helped her realize that there are other people out there, if ya know what I mean. Helped her realize that she ain't alone.

You were what she needed at the time and I know she's capable of some screwed up, messed up crap but I don't think she meant to hurt ya. Had it been another time, another place, I think you two would still be together. I miss hanging out with the both of ya, but I think you was always better friends than you were ever lovers.

I hate thinkin' you're sad, ya giant dingleberry. We ain't made for falling in love, bro. Ya know that. We're rabbits. Our singular goal in life is to screw as many people, plants and animals as possible.

But ya know I'm lying about it, don't ya?

I hope you guys can be friends and I hope that, wherever ya are, you find what you're looking for.

Love ya, Big Brother

-Chester D. Osiris