Topic: Calling Cards (Text Thread)

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2017-12-04 23:24 EST
Ace or Kami? This is where you do it.

Notes/Emails/Voicemails/Texts/etc.]

Ducii

Date: 2017-12-14 21:07 EST
Text to Sexy Schlub: Ace, Ace, baby... You busy Friday? I've got an IFL duel if you're interested in watching...
Text to Sexy Schlub: Sorry I haven't been around, been a busy week in the office.

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2017-12-15 01:31 EST
Text to Bombshell: Well, if it isn't Dream Lover. Busy is a relative term to me, doll. I might be free, what time does it start?
Text to Bombshell: I might be willing to forgive you... for a price...

Ducii

Date: 2017-12-15 01:46 EST
Text to Sexy Schlub: Dream Lover? I feel there are many ways to interpret that...
Text to Sexy Schlub: it starts at 2230 by the Eastern Clock. If you're busy, perhaps you'll take me up on a night cap?

Several minutes later...

Text to Sexy Schlub: What's the price? I might be willing to pay depending on how high it is. >D

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2017-12-15 02:17 EST
Text to Bombshell Ducii: There absolutely is. But how do you - or want - to interpret it? That's the real question. Paint me intrigued.
Text to Bombshell Ducii: I have a prior engagement with clients, but I should very well be done by then. If I'm unable to make it, I would absolutely love to buy you a drink ;) Either way, I'll meet you Friday night.

Several plus two minutes later...

Text to Bombshell Ducii: It's exceedingly expensive, but priceless at the same time. It will cost you moments of your precious time, perhaps... Sunday, at 2100. The Governor's Ball.

Ducii

Date: 2017-12-15 12:13 EST
Text to Sexy Schlub: Maybe I'll whisper it in your ear later tonight.
Text to Sexy Schlub: I'll think about it.. Maybe we can discuss it over said drink, maybe even food.
Text to Sexy Schlub: And you might need to do some convincing.

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2017-12-15 15:27 EST
Text to Bombshell Ducii: Only a maybe? I'll look forward to the maybe-whisper, then.
Text to Bombshell Ducii: Do you think we'll actually make it through dinner this time?
Text to Bombshell Ducii: Convincing... I could start here, but I'm much more persuasive in person. I'll see you tonight, doll.

Ducii

Date: 2017-12-15 16:01 EST
Text to Sexy Schlub: Maybe is my word of the day.
Text to Sexy Schlub: Maybe if we do the convincing and dessert first, we will :twisted:
Text to Sexy Schlub: See you tonight. Smooches.

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2017-12-15 16:07 EST
Text to Bombshell Ducii: Well, damn. Was hoping to catch you on "Yes" being your word of the day ;) I'll take maybe, though.
Text to Bombshell Ducii: I like the way you think, doll. Dessert and silver tongue persuasion *before* dinner. Hm. I could go for something sweet on the palate first.
Text to Bombshell Ducii: Until tonight, Gorgeous.

Ducii

Date: 2017-12-15 17:29 EST
Text to Sexy Schlub: Silver tongue persuasion sounds like a yes kind of night.

Tahlia Faras

Date: 2017-12-17 03:02 EST
Text to Chev: I've just been escorted home for my own good. Come over and keep it from sticking?

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2017-12-17 03:15 EST
Text to Mon Sucre D?orge: Your own good, hm? That sounds like a distress call if I've ever heard one. I'll ensure your loyalty remains to the other spectrum, Ma ch?rie. Give me a moment to procure some enabling vices, and I'll be over shortly.

Tahlia Faras

Date: 2017-12-17 03:25 EST
Text to Chev: I'll be on the deck, ma cher ...the night guard will let you up. Bring lots?

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2017-12-17 03:29 EST
Text to Mon Sucre D'orge: Lots? I know no other way. I lead a life of excess. You'll come to realize it soon enough.

Two minutes later...

Text to Mon Sucre D'orge: on my way

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2017-12-26 16:38 EST
12.26.17
15:00 RST

Text to Mon Sucre D'orge: I am ready when you are, ma cherie.

Tahlia Faras

Date: 2017-12-26 16:50 EST
Text to Chev: I am more than ready, ma cher. I'll be downstairs in 5 minutes.

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2017-12-26 16:52 EST
Text to Mon Sucre D'orge: Leaving now, then. I will be there momentarily.

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2017-12-28 15:30 EST
12.26.17
11:15 RST

Text to Bombshell Duci: I've reached the bottom of the box, I would love to join you, dolcezza.

One minute later...

And accompany you on NYE ;)

Ducii

Date: 2017-12-28 15:33 EST
Ace, Ace, Baby: You gonna f---kiss me at midnight, schlub? :twisted:

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2017-12-28 15:47 EST
Text to Bombshell: Only if you promise to show me some more of those moves I saw at the Rave.

One minute later...

Who are we kidding? I couldn't hold it hostage even if I tried.

Ducii

Date: 2017-12-28 15:51 EST
Ace, Ace, Baby: Only if you can keep up with me, because I can go alllll night, babe.
Ace, Ace, Baby: Oh good, looks like I won't have to tie you up after all.
Ace, Ace, Baby: :twisted:

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2017-12-28 16:07 EST
Text to Bombshell: Under what impression has you thinking I tire so easily? I'll even let you dance circles around me. ;)
Text to Bombshell: ....Perhaps a test of my willpower is in order...

Ducii

Date: 2017-12-28 16:40 EST
Ace, Ace, Baby: You disappeared at the Rave, I assumed you got tired ;)
Ace, Ace, Baby: Are you implying you want to be tied up?
Ace, Ace, Baby: If yes, I will certainly make this a reality.
Ace, Ace, Baby: With Yule lights :twisted:

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2017-12-28 17:09 EST
Text to Bombshell: Let's call it willpower. As much as I wanted to keep you all to myself, I rather enjoyed seeing a temptress in her natural habitat ;)
Text to Bombshell: I'm implying I'm not against it.
Text to Bombshell: So you can take that as a yes. Yule lights? You really are in the festive spirits, aren't you? Will you at least be wearing something festive as well?

Ducii

Date: 2017-12-28 17:16 EST
Ace, Ace, Baby: Nice save, schlub.
Ace, Ace, Baby: I am festive for all the things, and have an idea and outfit for reach. Wanna see?

Several minutes later...

Ace, Ace, Baby: Do you want to come sit on my lap, Ace?
Ace, Ace, Baby: https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/R8wAAOxydB1Sh5Rm/s-l640.jpg

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2017-12-28 17:32 EST
Bombshell: I thought so.
Bombshell: Organized, I can appreciate that. Do you really need to ask, dolcezza?

Several minutes later...and then a couple more

Bombshell: It depends, are you going to ask me what I want for Christmas? I think you already know what my answer will be for that...

Ducii

Date: 2017-12-28 17:39 EST
Ace, Ace, Baby: Don't be greedy, I already gave you your Yule gift!

Several minutes later...

Ace, Ace, Baby: Okay, I give in. Read this in your best Santa voice: Ho, ho, ho.. And what would you like for Christmas, you handsome devil?

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2017-12-28 17:57 EST
Bombshell: .................
Bombshell: Telling me not to be greedy is like telling me not to be lustful, gluttonous or prideful. It's against my nature!

Several minutes later, some abrupt laughter (sorry, Dozer), and reading the message as instructed..

Bombshell: Well, Ms. Santa...... the thing is...
Bombshell: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/002/872/i-want-you-giwy.jpg

Ducii

Date: 2017-12-28 18:08 EST
Ace, Ace, Baby: Aw, you poor thing.
Ace, Ace, Baby: Guess you'll just have to wait until we ring in the New Year.

She waits a beat, knowing perfectly well it's also in his nature not to behave...

Ace, Ace, Baby: Think you can behave until then?
Ace, Ace, Baby: I'll know if you've been bad ;)

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2017-12-28 18:23 EST
Bombshell: Define.... *behave*. It was in my understanding you rather liked me when I was bad.

Ducii

Date: 2017-12-28 18:25 EST
Ace, Ace, Baby: *groan* You put that Silver Tongue away right now, Mr. Kelly!

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2017-12-28 18:30 EST
Bombshell: Put it... where? Come again? *cups ear* I didn't quite catch that, dolcezza.

Ducii

Date: 2017-12-28 18:35 EST
Ace, Ace, Baby: *growl* If I wasn't off-world right now, I'd be at your door with some Yule lights to tie you up and spank you with the naughty book!

She gasps, wishing she could un-send that. Then sends another almost immediately after..

Ace, Ace, Baby: You're the devil.

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2017-12-28 18:37 EST
Bombshell: *grin* Oh, so I can tease you as much as I want... with no immediate repercussions?
Bombshell: Devil's in the details, darling.

Ducii

Date: 2017-12-28 18:46 EST
Ace, Ace, Baby: Kiss my derriere
Ace, Ace, Baby: https://t4.ftcdn.net/jpg/00/98/02/93/500_F_98029321_Eyg9QSaQpa9DA6MlyHUvHnNunjXuDDbH.jpg

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2017-12-28 19:06 EST
Bombshell: You misspelled bite, darling.
Bombshell: I'll be seeing you on NYE. Don't forget the lights :twisted:

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2018-01-17 01:11 EST
Text to Twitter Fiend: Where are you?

wonderlandfill

Date: 2018-01-17 01:14 EST
Text to Wallstreet: Just leaving a friend's. What's up?

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2018-01-17 01:25 EST
Text to Twitter Fiend: Just wondering... Enjoying a few drinks at the Red Dragon. Just saw two women I've been sleeping with in one night, but you never seem to be around when that happens. Why is that?

wonderlandfill

Date: 2018-01-17 01:32 EST
Text to Wallstreet: Oh, so you're looking for a matched set, is that it?
Text to Wallstreet: http://d111vui60acwyt.cloudfront.net/product_photos/36053526/2A_original.jpg
Text to Wallstreet: That better?

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2018-01-17 01:37 EST
Text to Twitter Fiend: Yes, I feel much more complete now. What's a Trinity when you only get two out of the three? I'll hold you to the real thing next time.

wonderlandfill

Date: 2018-01-17 01:42 EST
Text to Wallstreet: Aw, you poor thing.
Text to Wallstreet: Unfortunately, the third member of your dream team was busy getting laid tonight already.
Text to Wallstreet: But...consolation prize?
Text to Wallstreet:

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2018-01-17 01:52 EST
Text to Twitter Fiend: .... well that's something to keep warm on a cold winter's night with. I'll... keep that. Thank you.

Scintillating

Date: 2018-07-15 17:44 EST
Text to Luciface: Are any of the cars fire proof? We need fireproof cars.
Text to Luciface: Also there's a party happening soon that you're taking me to.
Text to Luciface: These things might be related.
Text to Luciface:

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2018-07-15 18:25 EST
Text to Crouching Tiger: I'm afraid all of my vehicles run on gasoline, dear. Not particularly flame retardant.
Text to Crouching Tiger: wait... why are you asking? What did you do?
Text to Crouching Tiger: .... I would argue... but you said the magic word. :evil:
Text to Crouching Tiger: fire party?... party where we set cars on fire? Should I buy an expendable vehicle?...
Text to Crouching Tiger: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f1/55/d1/f155d19bccb153b2ca007f88b8882fcd--back-to-black-the-black.jpg
Text to Crouching Tiger: now, since I'm taking you to the party, come join me for strange ice cream and you can tell me about about setting cars on fire.

Scintillating

Date: 2018-07-15 19:04 EST
Text to Luciface: It...feels like an important thing to know?
Text to Luciface: You know, just in case.
Text to Luciface: You never know when you're going to have to set some **** on fire.
Text to Luciface: What.... is that.....abomination?
Text to Luciface: Be right there.
Text to Lucifacei: To save your soul.

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2018-07-15 19:55 EST
Text to Crouching Tiger: Well, I can hardly argue with that logic. Sometimes setting shit on fire is just the necessary thing to do.
Text to Crouching Tiger: Its ice cream.. I think. I only realized after i bought it that it could be licorice...
Text to Crouching Tiger: .. it isnt. Its delicious and I DONT WANT TO BE SAVED. YOU LEAVE MY CORRUPTED SOUL OUT OF THIS.
Text to Crouching Tiger: ... I'm on my 4th. Send help.
Text to Crouching Tiger: and by help I mean join me in gluttony. I got you one.

six minutes later...

Text to Crouching Tiger: .... I ate it. Hurry.

Scintillating

Date: 2018-09-12 18:41 EST
Text to Luciface: Out of pure curiosity and for no reason whatsoever...
Text to Luciface: How many ferrets do you think you can fit in a sports car?

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2018-09-12 19:19 EST
Text to Crouching Tiger: Well... I suppose it would depend on the sports car... a typical two seater, I'd estimate... wait, are we talking completely fill? Driving capability? Or floor to ceiling to windows filled?
Text to Crouching Tiger: Two seater with ability to drive... 50-75? 80? They'd be rather squirmy....

Three minutes later...

Text to Crouching Tiger: You know I'm going to be thinking about this all day.
Text to Crouching Tiger: Waaaait a minute... are you going to fill my car with ferrets?!
Text to Crouching Tiger: If you do, tell me the answer. I NEED TO KNOW.

Scintillating

Date: 2018-09-12 19:27 EST
Text to Luciface: ...Am I ~going~ to? No.

(five minutes pass)

Text to Luciface: Close, but no cigar. Guess again.

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2018-09-12 19:31 EST
Text to Crouching Tiger: ........... you already have, haven't you?
Text to Crouching Tiger: I'm never going to get the smell of weasel out of the upholstery...

Scintillating

Date: 2018-09-12 19:32 EST
Text to Luciface: That wasn't a guess, mister.
Text to Luciface: Don't worry, you didn't want this one anymore anyway.

Sin Incarnate

Date: 2018-09-12 19:42 EST
Text to Crouching Tiger: Does one really *need* to guess with you?
Text to Crouching Tiger: ... At least it was the sports car and not the new Maserati...
Text to Crouching Tiger: ... Please tell me it wasn't the Maserati.