Topic: Contract Negotiations.

Doom Chicken Inc

Date: 2007-03-25 02:54 EST
While Kitty was away the Chicken Avenger had taken up much of the slack in the Rhydin government offices. Today the chickens task was to start negotiations with RUDE for the purchase of some special arms to equip the militia. They had gotten the shipment of Potato Gattling Guns that Cor had promised the govenor just that morning.

Arriving at RUDE headquarters the chicken just had to look across the ravine at the remains of the forsaken blades clubhouse, who would have guessed that the place would go to ruin so quickly. But somehow the chicken could not bring itself to feel too sad. Life moves on and the chicken was much happier in its new job. Kitty was so much easier to work for.

Ringing the doorbell was an interesting task when one was only about a foot tall, so the chicken compromised by shouting and banging on the door with a large wooden mallet. "Hullo! Anyone There!?!"

Corlanthis Wystansayr

Date: 2007-04-04 11:05 EST
Cor had been upstairs in his office when the racket caused by the pint-sized party toy caught his attention. Well, being that he was the Great Leader, certainly he wasn't expected to see what was the cause of the commotion, was he? He ignored it for a few minutes and returned to the serious case of doodling he was doing on a spare piece of paper. This proved futile though, as after ten minutes the C.A. was still pounding and Cor wasn't able to channel his inner ten year old. This was no good. He stood up in a huff and went to the window of his office, which overlooked the front door and thrust it open with a glare, his fist in the air and shaking at whomever was making all the noise.

"What? Whadda ya want!? I'm trying to doodle!"

Doom Chicken Inc

Date: 2007-04-07 11:43 EST
The chicken looked up at the window and the figure shouting down. "Its the Chicken Avenger, I'm from Miss Helston's office, I've come about the weapons." If that didn't sound cryptic and sinister the chicken didn't know what would.

"You can doodle later get down here and let me in!"

Corlanthis Wystansayr

Date: 2007-04-08 11:22 EST
Cor was grumbling to himself as he leaned back into the office and promptly shut the window. He turned back and started staring longingly at his table and doodle-sheet. Well, business called however..and..heyyy..he had henchmen, didn't he. With the unmatched glee of a child finding a new toy, Cor threw himself back into his plush office chair and peered around for his his phone. After pushing a few buttons at random, Cor eventually succeeded in getting the response he was looking for.

"Front desk, Great Leader, how can we serve you today?"

Cor grinned wider.

"Ah! Yes, we have a visitor from the Governor's Office at the front door. Kindly let him in and have some henchmen show him up to my office, please."

Now, Cor simply leaned back in his chair, steepled his fingers, and waited.

Doom Chicken Inc

Date: 2007-04-08 12:14 EST
The chicken had to say one thing about the minions from RUDE, they were very fast. It took less than one minute from the time Cor had made his call for the door to be opened, the chicken to be scooped up, put in one of those plastic tubes like they use in the drive through at the bank and whisked away to the great leaders office.

Now to the chicken this was pretty standard treatment, until it had begun working for Kitty, the chicken spent many many hours being abused by a lunatic. So the method of delivery didn't phase the chicken in the least. It just climbed out of the plastic tube, straightened its neon orange tie, and turned to look Cor over.

"So you are the poor sucker they got to run this joint huh?"

RUDE Leader

Date: 2007-05-14 18:57 EST
Bob kocked on the door to Cor's office before opening it discretely "Great leader I have those files you asked for on the munitions for the govenors office."

The man in the feathered hat took a moment to glare at the chicken, The days of the ravine wars had not been forgotten about the headquarters and that little rubber menace was infamous as the sidekick of the red headed terror.

"Is there anything else you need Great Leader?"

Corlanthis Wystansayr

Date: 2007-05-26 08:44 EST
Cor blinked once, twice, thrice at the rubber chicken that now found itself in attendence in his office. He peered at it curiously, leaning forward in his chair as he resumed his stare over steepeled fingers. It almost the appearance of a man aiming down the sight of a rifle. Nothing so malign however. Cor was simply catching himself up in thoughts of how much distance he might be able to get out of the Chicken if he were to take it by the legs and head, stretch and fling it out an open window. Further forward he leaned

"Hmm."

And then Bob broke the spell with his timely arrival and the Chicken was not soon discovering if flight eluded his specialized branch of the avian family as well. Cor's head snapped over to the door and he nodded Bob into the room

"Bob! Come in, please."

And once again Cor's head swiveled over to the C.A.

"Now then, what you do for us today?"

Doom Chicken Inc

Date: 2007-05-29 15:14 EST
"What you can do for me today is give me an update on those weapons we ordered for the Militia. They really liked the potato gattling gun, I hear it is being used for riot control all around the city." The chicken nodded as it spoke, little beady eyes going back and forth between Cor and the man in the feathered hat.

" We Also need to come to some agreement on payment for your work. As you may know I've been sorting out the city budgets, and frankly its a miricle the treasury isn't bare. So we need to be economical in our purchases as we try and get our Militia up to snuff."

After that rather long winded speech the chicken sat itself down and waited to hear what the men had to say.