So you want to join RUDE do you? We here at the Re-assumed Utensils of Destruction Empire value your interest in our organization.
First we must tell you a little about RUDE.
RUDE was established when a group of angry militant monkeys contracted with a spork manufacturer to design the ultimate means of destroying a flock of flying baboons. The result was a cannon that shot a net made of super springy razor wire, tipped with flesh eating bacteria. The corporate offices of RUDE decided that this was too dangerous to be trusted to flying monkeys, and locked the results in the basement. Since then RUDE has been manufacturing weapons of mass destruction and locking them safely away from the nutjobs of the world.
Here at RUDE, we offer a competitive benefits package, including a yearly salary, health insurance, and access to our Corporate training center, where one can sign up for classes in extremely hostile negotiations, Industrial espionage, and self defense.
If you have read this far and still want to join the world of RUDE fill out the application below, and Return to our new Great Leader Corlanthis Wystansayr or RUDE Leader.
Name::
Prior employment history:
Educational background:
Criminal Record:
What do Ethics mean to you?
What's the most creative thing you have ever made?
Do you believe in reincarnation as an inanimate object?
What suggestions would you make for our Corporate Expansion Project?
Do you have any experience manufacturing high grade explosives?
First we must tell you a little about RUDE.
RUDE was established when a group of angry militant monkeys contracted with a spork manufacturer to design the ultimate means of destroying a flock of flying baboons. The result was a cannon that shot a net made of super springy razor wire, tipped with flesh eating bacteria. The corporate offices of RUDE decided that this was too dangerous to be trusted to flying monkeys, and locked the results in the basement. Since then RUDE has been manufacturing weapons of mass destruction and locking them safely away from the nutjobs of the world.
Here at RUDE, we offer a competitive benefits package, including a yearly salary, health insurance, and access to our Corporate training center, where one can sign up for classes in extremely hostile negotiations, Industrial espionage, and self defense.
If you have read this far and still want to join the world of RUDE fill out the application below, and Return to our new Great Leader Corlanthis Wystansayr or RUDE Leader.
Name::
Prior employment history:
Educational background:
Criminal Record:
What do Ethics mean to you?
What's the most creative thing you have ever made?
Do you believe in reincarnation as an inanimate object?
What suggestions would you make for our Corporate Expansion Project?
Do you have any experience manufacturing high grade explosives?