Topic: RUDE Recruiting

RUDE Leader

Date: 2007-02-21 00:11 EST
So you want to join RUDE do you? We here at the Re-assumed Utensils of Destruction Empire value your interest in our organization.

First we must tell you a little about RUDE.

RUDE was established when a group of angry militant monkeys contracted with a spork manufacturer to design the ultimate means of destroying a flock of flying baboons. The result was a cannon that shot a net made of super springy razor wire, tipped with flesh eating bacteria. The corporate offices of RUDE decided that this was too dangerous to be trusted to flying monkeys, and locked the results in the basement. Since then RUDE has been manufacturing weapons of mass destruction and locking them safely away from the nutjobs of the world.

Here at RUDE, we offer a competitive benefits package, including a yearly salary, health insurance, and access to our Corporate training center, where one can sign up for classes in extremely hostile negotiations, Industrial espionage, and self defense.

If you have read this far and still want to join the world of RUDE fill out the application below, and Return to our new Great Leader Corlanthis Wystansayr or RUDE Leader.

Name::

Prior employment history:

Educational background:

Criminal Record:

What do Ethics mean to you?

What's the most creative thing you have ever made?

Do you believe in reincarnation as an inanimate object?

What suggestions would you make for our Corporate Expansion Project?

Do you have any experience manufacturing high grade explosives?

Corlanthis Wystansayr

Date: 2007-02-21 03:33 EST
Cor was sitting in the plush office chair that had descended (or was that ascended, since he was supposed to be at the top?) to him by right of rank and privilege, spinning it in circles, slowly at first but then quicker, and holding his feet off the floor while listening to Bob explain the new application for Employment at the RUDE facilities. Once Bob slid the application across his desk and over to him, Cor stopped and leaned forward, peering intently at it. Once he was done reading it, Cor lifted his head to look at Bob, taking in his face..er..eyes..er..goggles and steepled his hands on the desk before him.

"I want all new agents trained quickly, Bob. I have some..very hostile negotiations that need resolving."

Cor then stood up, moving over to a window that faced out in the direction of Rhy'din, attempting to see into the heart of the city itself and after a few moments of silent staring, Cor turned his head to Bob

"I need lists of all prototypes we have on hand. Make a seperate list of prototypes that can be mass produced quickly. Within, say, a week max. Non-lethal weapons will be our primary focus and keep things small scale, no bombs or other large area-of-effect devices."

Cor moved back to his desk to stare at Bob, palms down on the desk as he leaned over it

"RUDE is going to come to the City's aid. Have Isabel inform the corporate offices. And have her inform them that if they balk or out-right refuse, I'll go to them and explain things myself. Violently."

Cor would give Bob a moment to ensure that the man was fully aware of what Cor intended, then he would nod.

"And when we know what we have to work with, I want that information made available to the Governor's office immediately."