The old maxim is true. You can't cheat an honest man. But if there are honest men walking around in this city, they haven't crossed my path.
Greed. It's a beautifully primal desire. Wanting something for nothing is inherently ingrained in the fabric of men. All men are greedy to one degree or another and, with the right back story and a promise of greater wealth, greedy men will gladly hand over their fortune to a beautiful woman. That is the key difference between a thief and an artist. Thieves steal, artists merely hold out their hands with a reassuring smile.
Some people call my craft "cheats", "scams", or "cons". To me, they're just games.
I am an unrepentant grifter.
George Pickner stepped into his favorite haunt at his usual hour. He was nothing if not predictable. After a long day in his office, he would always swing by the same pretentious bar (Reedy Heights) and over tip the same arrogant bartender (Larson) for the same overpriced drink (Vodka Tonic). Once in a while he'd bring a young woman with him that was impressed by his wealth, large home, and pricey suits but typically he enjoyed drinking alone. If he had been a self-aware man, he would have known why he felt that way -- meaningless conversation ruined the warmth the alcohol provided to his cold, empty life.
He was alone that Thursday night. He'd had a long meeting in the afternoon with his divorce attorney and wanted to drink away the knowledge of the billable hours that the smarmy attorney was racking up. He settled down at a bar stool and gave an upward nod to Larson as the young man slid a glass on a cocktail napkin towards Pickner. Only after Pickner took his first refreshing sip did he notice the brunette to his right.
The front half of her long dark hair was held back and spun into a bun. Tendrils had become loose, however, and curled against her cheek framing her dark face. Pale lips that were clearly made for laughter and smiles were tightened in pain and her dark eyes were heavy from weeping. She held her drink up against her lips but her mind was clearly elsewhere. She never lifted the glass, never took a sip of the consoling liquid.
George was sure that misery had never been so beautiful.
Finally, the brunette gave a sniffle and with an elegant tip of her wrist, threw the contents of the glass down her throat. Her white frappe velvet tea gown straight out of the early 20th century looked a bit out of place in this ultra modern bar. Yet the woman before him held her head high, chin tipped outward, daring someone to question her style. Pickner should have seen it from the start. The young woman was most certainly a very wealthy heiress or nobility and Pickner was betting on the latter.
Pickner motioned for Larson to give her another as the alcohol soothed her grief in one burning swallow. The ice rattled loudly in the glass as she set it back down, echoing in the nearly empty bar. Larson took the empty glass and replaced it with the full one he'd prepared at Pickner's request. With a polite nod of his head towards Pickner, Larson indicated to the woman's questioning eyes who was paying for her drink. Instantly, sadness was replaced by fire. Her gaze darted towards Pickner and cautiously she inspected him.
Ousted nobility, Pickner concluded. Her suspicious affront at the drink gave the panicked air of a hunted rabbit with hounds nipping at its heels. After the inspection of Pickner, she haughtily pushed the glass back towards Larson's side of the bar and with her dark eyes on Pickner, she raised her voice. "I can pay for my own drinks."
The defensive tilt to her low tone (highlighted with a lovely hint of an interesting accent) did not fool Pickner. It was a lie. She could not afford to drink here but, with her upbringing, she more than likely could not bring herself to drink in any less of an establishment. This was as low as she dare scrape without completely losing her dignity. All the more curious, his gaze lingered on her to wait for more signs of what this woman was about.
However, he got none. She threw a handful of coins on the bar (Pickner was guessing they were her last) and slid to her softly soled feet from the stool. She steeled herself to the outside world by tightening her jaw and, without ever glancing back, moved in a straight path for the door. Pickner sat there silently watching her leave, reveling in just how much knowledge he had gained in so short a span of time.
Greed. It's a beautifully primal desire. Wanting something for nothing is inherently ingrained in the fabric of men. All men are greedy to one degree or another and, with the right back story and a promise of greater wealth, greedy men will gladly hand over their fortune to a beautiful woman. That is the key difference between a thief and an artist. Thieves steal, artists merely hold out their hands with a reassuring smile.
Some people call my craft "cheats", "scams", or "cons". To me, they're just games.
I am an unrepentant grifter.
George Pickner stepped into his favorite haunt at his usual hour. He was nothing if not predictable. After a long day in his office, he would always swing by the same pretentious bar (Reedy Heights) and over tip the same arrogant bartender (Larson) for the same overpriced drink (Vodka Tonic). Once in a while he'd bring a young woman with him that was impressed by his wealth, large home, and pricey suits but typically he enjoyed drinking alone. If he had been a self-aware man, he would have known why he felt that way -- meaningless conversation ruined the warmth the alcohol provided to his cold, empty life.
He was alone that Thursday night. He'd had a long meeting in the afternoon with his divorce attorney and wanted to drink away the knowledge of the billable hours that the smarmy attorney was racking up. He settled down at a bar stool and gave an upward nod to Larson as the young man slid a glass on a cocktail napkin towards Pickner. Only after Pickner took his first refreshing sip did he notice the brunette to his right.
The front half of her long dark hair was held back and spun into a bun. Tendrils had become loose, however, and curled against her cheek framing her dark face. Pale lips that were clearly made for laughter and smiles were tightened in pain and her dark eyes were heavy from weeping. She held her drink up against her lips but her mind was clearly elsewhere. She never lifted the glass, never took a sip of the consoling liquid.
George was sure that misery had never been so beautiful.
Finally, the brunette gave a sniffle and with an elegant tip of her wrist, threw the contents of the glass down her throat. Her white frappe velvet tea gown straight out of the early 20th century looked a bit out of place in this ultra modern bar. Yet the woman before him held her head high, chin tipped outward, daring someone to question her style. Pickner should have seen it from the start. The young woman was most certainly a very wealthy heiress or nobility and Pickner was betting on the latter.
Pickner motioned for Larson to give her another as the alcohol soothed her grief in one burning swallow. The ice rattled loudly in the glass as she set it back down, echoing in the nearly empty bar. Larson took the empty glass and replaced it with the full one he'd prepared at Pickner's request. With a polite nod of his head towards Pickner, Larson indicated to the woman's questioning eyes who was paying for her drink. Instantly, sadness was replaced by fire. Her gaze darted towards Pickner and cautiously she inspected him.
Ousted nobility, Pickner concluded. Her suspicious affront at the drink gave the panicked air of a hunted rabbit with hounds nipping at its heels. After the inspection of Pickner, she haughtily pushed the glass back towards Larson's side of the bar and with her dark eyes on Pickner, she raised her voice. "I can pay for my own drinks."
The defensive tilt to her low tone (highlighted with a lovely hint of an interesting accent) did not fool Pickner. It was a lie. She could not afford to drink here but, with her upbringing, she more than likely could not bring herself to drink in any less of an establishment. This was as low as she dare scrape without completely losing her dignity. All the more curious, his gaze lingered on her to wait for more signs of what this woman was about.
However, he got none. She threw a handful of coins on the bar (Pickner was guessing they were her last) and slid to her softly soled feet from the stool. She steeled herself to the outside world by tightening her jaw and, without ever glancing back, moved in a straight path for the door. Pickner sat there silently watching her leave, reveling in just how much knowledge he had gained in so short a span of time.