MUNDANE ITEMS
Balloons
Glow Sticks
Flower Crowns
Antler Crowns
Celtic Knots
Water colors
Candy (suckers, chocolate, the like with themes of fire)
Drinks (both adult and 'normal', water bottles)
Body Paints
Sun Glasses
Sparklers
Chalk
Fireworks
Fake Fairy wings (cardboard, paper, ribbons, glitter ) - can be enchanted to move and the like.
Fairy Wands ( with never ending glitter for when you smack people with it).
GAG / PRANK ITEMS
Ring of Invisibility - A ring that turns itself invisible but leaves the wearer visible.
Ring of shocking grasp - Sends a small shock of electricity to the person you shake hands with.
Cup of Doubt- Acts like a normal cup, but when anyone expresses doubt that it does anything special, it says, "See? It works!"
Anti-Match - A box of matches. Striking one will make it begin to drip water from the tip while the match shrivels away. The amount of water a match releases is about enough to fill a tablespoon.
Not-so-magic Lamp - When rubbed, a Djinn appears. He will grant 3 wishes, but they do not actually happen. He assures the user that they did, though.
The Stone Tortoise of Sass - it smack-talks whoever you point it at.
Singing Bass - A mounted bass that sings when someone passes in front of it. If they walk off, it starts to insult them.
Action Figure - When pointed at a humanoid and the word Transmogriphy is spoken, will change to look like the mortal it is pointing at. Have fun playing with your friends kids.
Pet Rock Familiar (also in pets) - For magic and non magic people alike.. give them this stone and they will swear they have a connection to it and it's really a familiar. Googly eyes not incluided.
PETS & PET SUPPLIES
Doom Clouds (also in trinkets) - This ring looks like a little cloud. When you rub the ring in one direction a little cloud appears about three or four feet above your head. Grey, with swirls of black, always seems angry, will rain a bit and produce (non-threatening) lighting, feed it marshmallows to make it sing and turn happy rainbows for five minutes. To 'turn off', rub cloud ring the other way.
Pet Rock Familiar (also in gag) - For magic and non-magic people alike.. give them this stone and they will swear they have a connection to it and it's really a familiar. Googly eyes not included.
Little Flame - This flame lives inside of a small glass bottle. It has a face and seems a low-level sentient being (unable to talk). The bigger glass you place it in the bigger it gets. Can not go back to the original size once you place it in a bigger container. (Currently on a small chain that fits around your neck. )
Harnesses, collars, and leashes with flowers and the like on it to celebrate.
TRINKETS & RINGS
Doom Clouds (also in trinkets) - This ring looks like a little cloud. When you rub the ring in one direction a little cloud appears about three or four feet above your head. Grey, with swirls of black, always seems angry, will rain a bit and produce (non-threatening) lighting, feed it marshmallows to make it sing and turn happy rainbows for five minutes. To 'turn off', rub cloud ring the other way.
Feather falling ring
Lyra's Bauble: A dimly glowing sphere, warm to the touch. Surrounds the bearer with a bubble of spring, melting snow and blooming plants.
Gomal's Timer: This pocket watch compels its owner to fill social silences with conversation about their prowess with finances
Chocolate Ring - Character tastes like chocolate.
Horn Necklace - Wear it, grow horns, remove and horns are gone!
WEAPONS & ARMORS
A small coin purse that holds a sling and 4 adamantine sling bullets, 12 cold iron sling bullets, and 12 alchemical silver sling bullets.
A tortoise-shell shield; banded in iron and decorated with electrum inlay.
Fire Oil - Polish your blade with this and it adds a low glowing flame to your blade that can be used to light a small area of darkness.
A wicked looking blade that screams curses in a forgotten language as it swings through the air.
Halfrion's Heels: A rustic pair of boots that allow the wearer to walk on walls, but causes severe clumsiness on"regular" ground.
MISCELLANEOUS MAGIC ITEMS
A set of clear stones which turn black or white permanently when asked a yes or no question about your future.
Alabaster and gold tea set that summons invisible servants to serve mint tea at 10 in the morning and 1 in the afternoon.
Color me creams! ( color your hair or skin any color you want, just think about it, can be used for patterns if you're creative enough. )
The Bagpipes of stealth - Turns the user invisible but only while playing the bagpipes.
Flammable chalk, that can write on almost any surface and burns like lamp oil along its length for around a minute when lit.
The porcelain turtle of the doubt. It's a rabbit statue but for some reason, everyone thinks it's really a turtle.
Cloak of Heroic Flapping. This cloak provides no bonuses but constantly flaps in a magical breeze (even indoors) making the wearer look incredibly heroic.
A helmet that gives you a dramatic or sinister voice when worn.
Auto fill ale mugs - Comes with two mugs and a marble. Place the marble on top of the ale source (keg, pitcher, etc) and it will auto-refill the glasses when they are mostly empty.
Auto Fill Win glasses - Comes with two glasses and a ring. Set the ring around the mouth of the glass and it auto fills for you.
Ball of Eyes - A snow globe filled with miniature eyeballs. When shaken, it grants the user a blurry, jittery vision of some future event.
CONSUMABLES
POTIONS, CANDY, BREWS, & FOODS:
Healing Darts - Long distance healing methods for any class
Hot Cider - The cider is perfect for the chilly nights.. but also has the effect of Flame Breath. Gives the user fire breath for a short time.
Dreamsicle - This frozen treat comes in orange or strawberry with a large hint if vanilla. It also gives the effect of dreams. Makes the user get lost in a hallucinatory dream world of their perfect dream.
Nymph Breath Gum - Chewing gum with the effect of Nymph Breath. Gives water breathing.
Nachos of Night Vision - Best nachos in the world but also gives Night vision. Gives the ability to see in the dark.
Jones Juice. When consumed, makes the drinker?s voice sound like James Earl Jones for a few hours.
Ice cold Soda - Normal sodas (Pepsi, Coke, Cherry Coke, etc) but with an additive of being ice cold. Character's breath is a light flurry of snow.
Some items borrowed from the following list (with permission from DMs workshops):
http://www.enworld.org/forum/showthread.php?346882 -100-Items-of-Little-Value#ixzz45UgSvlyK
https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/1ztjgc/100_t reasures_for_your_campaign/
https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/4d8hpb/the_w orst_magic_item/
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/List_of_/tg/%27s_magic_it ems
https://twitter.com/magicitemaday
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Grog_of_Substantial_ Whimsy_(3.5e_Equipment)
https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/1zpykx/whims ical_magic_items/
Balloons
Glow Sticks
Flower Crowns
Antler Crowns
Celtic Knots
Water colors
Candy (suckers, chocolate, the like with themes of fire)
Drinks (both adult and 'normal', water bottles)
Body Paints
Sun Glasses
Sparklers
Chalk
Fireworks
Fake Fairy wings (cardboard, paper, ribbons, glitter ) - can be enchanted to move and the like.
Fairy Wands ( with never ending glitter for when you smack people with it).
GAG / PRANK ITEMS
Ring of Invisibility - A ring that turns itself invisible but leaves the wearer visible.
Ring of shocking grasp - Sends a small shock of electricity to the person you shake hands with.
Cup of Doubt- Acts like a normal cup, but when anyone expresses doubt that it does anything special, it says, "See? It works!"
Anti-Match - A box of matches. Striking one will make it begin to drip water from the tip while the match shrivels away. The amount of water a match releases is about enough to fill a tablespoon.
Not-so-magic Lamp - When rubbed, a Djinn appears. He will grant 3 wishes, but they do not actually happen. He assures the user that they did, though.
The Stone Tortoise of Sass - it smack-talks whoever you point it at.
Singing Bass - A mounted bass that sings when someone passes in front of it. If they walk off, it starts to insult them.
Action Figure - When pointed at a humanoid and the word Transmogriphy is spoken, will change to look like the mortal it is pointing at. Have fun playing with your friends kids.
Pet Rock Familiar (also in pets) - For magic and non magic people alike.. give them this stone and they will swear they have a connection to it and it's really a familiar. Googly eyes not incluided.
PETS & PET SUPPLIES
Doom Clouds (also in trinkets) - This ring looks like a little cloud. When you rub the ring in one direction a little cloud appears about three or four feet above your head. Grey, with swirls of black, always seems angry, will rain a bit and produce (non-threatening) lighting, feed it marshmallows to make it sing and turn happy rainbows for five minutes. To 'turn off', rub cloud ring the other way.
Pet Rock Familiar (also in gag) - For magic and non-magic people alike.. give them this stone and they will swear they have a connection to it and it's really a familiar. Googly eyes not included.
Little Flame - This flame lives inside of a small glass bottle. It has a face and seems a low-level sentient being (unable to talk). The bigger glass you place it in the bigger it gets. Can not go back to the original size once you place it in a bigger container. (Currently on a small chain that fits around your neck. )
Harnesses, collars, and leashes with flowers and the like on it to celebrate.
TRINKETS & RINGS
Doom Clouds (also in trinkets) - This ring looks like a little cloud. When you rub the ring in one direction a little cloud appears about three or four feet above your head. Grey, with swirls of black, always seems angry, will rain a bit and produce (non-threatening) lighting, feed it marshmallows to make it sing and turn happy rainbows for five minutes. To 'turn off', rub cloud ring the other way.
Feather falling ring
Lyra's Bauble: A dimly glowing sphere, warm to the touch. Surrounds the bearer with a bubble of spring, melting snow and blooming plants.
Gomal's Timer: This pocket watch compels its owner to fill social silences with conversation about their prowess with finances
Chocolate Ring - Character tastes like chocolate.
Horn Necklace - Wear it, grow horns, remove and horns are gone!
WEAPONS & ARMORS
A small coin purse that holds a sling and 4 adamantine sling bullets, 12 cold iron sling bullets, and 12 alchemical silver sling bullets.
A tortoise-shell shield; banded in iron and decorated with electrum inlay.
Fire Oil - Polish your blade with this and it adds a low glowing flame to your blade that can be used to light a small area of darkness.
A wicked looking blade that screams curses in a forgotten language as it swings through the air.
Halfrion's Heels: A rustic pair of boots that allow the wearer to walk on walls, but causes severe clumsiness on"regular" ground.
MISCELLANEOUS MAGIC ITEMS
A set of clear stones which turn black or white permanently when asked a yes or no question about your future.
Alabaster and gold tea set that summons invisible servants to serve mint tea at 10 in the morning and 1 in the afternoon.
Color me creams! ( color your hair or skin any color you want, just think about it, can be used for patterns if you're creative enough. )
The Bagpipes of stealth - Turns the user invisible but only while playing the bagpipes.
Flammable chalk, that can write on almost any surface and burns like lamp oil along its length for around a minute when lit.
The porcelain turtle of the doubt. It's a rabbit statue but for some reason, everyone thinks it's really a turtle.
Cloak of Heroic Flapping. This cloak provides no bonuses but constantly flaps in a magical breeze (even indoors) making the wearer look incredibly heroic.
A helmet that gives you a dramatic or sinister voice when worn.
Auto fill ale mugs - Comes with two mugs and a marble. Place the marble on top of the ale source (keg, pitcher, etc) and it will auto-refill the glasses when they are mostly empty.
Auto Fill Win glasses - Comes with two glasses and a ring. Set the ring around the mouth of the glass and it auto fills for you.
Ball of Eyes - A snow globe filled with miniature eyeballs. When shaken, it grants the user a blurry, jittery vision of some future event.
CONSUMABLES
POTIONS, CANDY, BREWS, & FOODS:
Healing Darts - Long distance healing methods for any class
Hot Cider - The cider is perfect for the chilly nights.. but also has the effect of Flame Breath. Gives the user fire breath for a short time.
Dreamsicle - This frozen treat comes in orange or strawberry with a large hint if vanilla. It also gives the effect of dreams. Makes the user get lost in a hallucinatory dream world of their perfect dream.
Nymph Breath Gum - Chewing gum with the effect of Nymph Breath. Gives water breathing.
Nachos of Night Vision - Best nachos in the world but also gives Night vision. Gives the ability to see in the dark.
Jones Juice. When consumed, makes the drinker?s voice sound like James Earl Jones for a few hours.
Ice cold Soda - Normal sodas (Pepsi, Coke, Cherry Coke, etc) but with an additive of being ice cold. Character's breath is a light flurry of snow.
Some items borrowed from the following list (with permission from DMs workshops):
http://www.enworld.org/forum/showthread.php?346882 -100-Items-of-Little-Value#ixzz45UgSvlyK
https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/1ztjgc/100_t reasures_for_your_campaign/
https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/4d8hpb/the_w orst_magic_item/
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/List_of_/tg/%27s_magic_it ems
https://twitter.com/magicitemaday
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Grog_of_Substantial_ Whimsy_(3.5e_Equipment)
https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/1zpykx/whims ical_magic_items/