*Knockedy knockknockknock??*
Feline ears pricked a bit as Kerri the queen of all Mithra Mayhem, and ruler for life of the 'KFC' <No relation to the old white man who hawks dead friend birds, folks> looked to the doorway of the kitchen and grinned nealy feline ear to ear.
"Looks like we got us a visitor, ma.."
"We sure nuff do, pa.. Ah reckon we need to see what they be wantin' y'see?"
A snicker took hold as Kerri set her sandwich down, and burst through the kitchen door, making it well known she was on the job!
"I got it!! I got it!!"
Kerri nearly bowed down the quite unsuspecting and very offguard Jeskola who in typical Taru fashion flailed as he went airborne like a possum about to be roadkill!
"What in Fenrir's nine hells!? KERRI!?"
Waving back, Kerri snickered and continued on her path cutting a corner quickly while using a rail for a vaulting step to get airborne once more, and take two tables at one.
"Just another statistic, baby! Rawr b*tches! Nya ha ha ha and HA!"
Another knock was heard, as Kerri picked up the pace, and bolted full tilt for the door and as fate would have it.. Oh fate what a cruel mistress and skank for our heroine, folks.. As she would have it, that damned howler monkey has just dropped a banana peel in Kerri's path, and our poor kitty girl didn't see it until it was of course, too late..
"Hu!? Wha!? Nonononononononono Mommy! Aieeeeeeeee!"
Feet flailing, and arms following too, Kerri lost all traction and slammed into the door with such a thud the door itsellf nearly gave way! Crumpled in a heap, Kerri shook her head and slowly stood.
Her hair on end, her tail quite crooked, as she opened the door, and offered a toothy grin of sorts, or rather as best as she could in her now knocked the f*ck out state.
"Um, hellooooz. Welkomins to Casa de Raven and JenJen dah Terri-bull! Muuuuu.."
*CRASH!*
Down she went like one of mike tyson's opponents sans ear chomping! Out cold once more, her body offering slight twitches here and there, as Jeskola appeared and prodded at her with a staff..
*pokepoke*
"Just another statistic.. And welcome Miss Jade. Welcome home."