Topic: What the FrenchToast?

Jenai Ravenlock

Date: 2013-04-23 12:24 EST
It was actually a pretty quiet morning as Jen, looking very much her usual non-morning type self, sat down at the kitchen table. Her coffee in hand, the girls off to school, Brian and the others ... well she knew mostly everyone was awake.

She opened the paper, flipping trough the pages for this and that when she suddenly choked on her coffee.

"BRIAN! This isn't Funny!" She yelled, wondering if this was some sort of pay back for something!

Tiki Cat, who somehow managed to be right under Jen's chair went running as her mistress got sharply to her feet. The page announcing they had been some of the people nominated for May King and Queen in hand crinkling, silk robe flying, and bare-feet storming across tile and out the Kitchen.

Brian Ravenlock

Date: 2013-04-23 14:19 EST
Now have you ever--- had a moment?

Any moment in particular--- where the ever lovin? crap has literally been scared out of you for no reason, what so ever?

Have you ever had that moment, when you know for all the sakes in the world, that you did nothing wrong in the slightest and yet--- you suddenly felt like you were guilty of something so bad, that is made the very hairs on your body stand?

Ever have that moment, when you swore all of those damned ?Ps? and ?Qs? were covered? That you did not leave an angle open? That you know very damned well that you did in fact leave that toilet seat down, cause you know if for some reason you did not, you?d never hear the end of it and to boot?would have to pull a foot out your own rear? And yes, folks? That pun was intended, even if it was a poor one.

However!

Have you ever woken from a dream with your eyes wide open? Your heart beating so fast, and hard that you felt it trapped in your throat? Sweat on that brow, and such tremors that you knew damned well you would not sleep right for a while?

Hmmm?

Now we could go on and on, right? Example, after example of things that scare the absolute ^&%$ out of someone. But honestly, that would do no good what so ever for one, Brian Alexander McDineen-Ravenlock?

"BRIAN! This isn't Funny!"

Because at this very moment--- what he felt? After hearing what he had just heard?

Put all of that other crap in a whole other category of minimality. ( <--New word!)