I woke up to the sound of crashing waves. It was dark, misty, and cold. I was sore and wet. I slowly sat up and took stock of my body. Two feet, two legs, two hands, two arms, a body. So far, so good. I reached up and pulled at my ears. They were both there. The fingers of my left hand trailed through my hair. It was long, tangled, soaking wet. My right hand slid over my face. A nose, two eyes, and a mouth. I was all there. Even better.
I climbed unsteadily to my feet and glanced down at my body as my hands slid down my sides. Breasts, long legs, hips. Huh. I was definitely all there. Good to know. Where the hell was I? I looked around, squinted in the spray blowing off the water and opened my mouth a bit. The taste of salt; this was the ocean shore. A quick glance behind me revealed a mountain whose top was clouded in a thick fog. No help there then. Trees, lots of pines, wind-swept, gnarled and twisted, lined the cliffs above a grey stone shoreline. So, somewhere windy then. Pacific Northwest? Puget Sound maybe? British Columbia? Jesus, I was so cold. I had to get dry.
I started walking up the shoreline, scanning the cliffs for an easy climb and possibly some sort of signage to help me pinpoint where I was. Nothing in the way of ?You are here? signs, but there was a staircase cut out of the cliff-face. I headed for it, trying hard to ignore the pounding in my head and the fact that apparently I was wearing a fur coat on my tongue. As I walked, I tried to remember why I was here, wherever here was, and what I was supposed to be doing. Did I live here? Had I fallen off a boat and washed ashore? Why did my head hurt so badly? Had I been drinking on the boat I might have fallen off of? I stopped suddenly, brought up short by a horrible thought. I felt the back of my head tenderly and discovered a matted bump the size of my fist at the nape of my neck.
Jesus Christ, someone had tried to kill me! I started panicking, a bubble of hysteria threatening to burst inside my chest. ?No, calm down,? I said softly, leaning forward at the waist and bracing myself on my knees. ?You?re fine. Figure out where you are and go from there.? I noticed that I was wearing sturdy black boots and tight black pants with pockets on the thighs and at the hips. I slipped my hands into them, systematically searching through them. I found a folding butterfly knife, five or six pieces of plastic that looked like they might be either cable ties or possibly riot cuffs, an extending lead-weighted sap, and a sodden piece of paper that had been folded into a small square. I could make out letters but not enough for it to be legible.
So, no help there. I continued climbing up the cliff and soon came out into a pine forest. It was dark and quiet at the edge of the woods. No birds cried in the night, no animals rustled in the underbrush, no insects sang. There was only the soft soughing of the breeze through the trees and the pounding of my heart in my ears. A quick glance around confirmed the lack of signs and the lack of civilization as well. There were no lights shining through the trees, nothing to indicate that this was some sort of park or public beach or hell, even a private one. It was almost like I was completely alone.
?Oh, sh-t,? I said softly. What if I was the only living thing left on the planet? What if that nuclear winter thingie had happened and somehow I was the only person?only animal?left alive? ?Oh, God,? I moaned, feeling the sting of tears in the back of my throat. No. I would not give into tears. I would not cry. I wouldn?t even sniffle a little. I would figure this out. Nuclear winter? Seriously? ?You are such a girl,? I chided myself.
I pulled myself together and continued into the forest, using the butterfly knife to mark trees every thirty feet with a small X carved into the trunk at about waist-level. I had no idea why I was doing that or what I hoped to accomplish by leaving marked trees, but it felt like something I should do. As I moved through the forest, I kept in a generally southern direction, keeping the moss-lined tree trunks facing me. That meant the ocean was to the west of the land, further cementing the idea of being somewhere in the Pacific Northwest. Then I stopped as another thought suddenly struck me. Could I be in New Zealand? Maybe the South Island? Sure, that might fit. Where else would fit? Japan? The Baltic states? ?Crap.? The only places I was certain I wasn?t was anywhere on an eastern shore, or near the equator. That left a whole hell of a lot of ground left.
I started walking again, hopeful that eventually I?d figure out where I was and what I was supposed to be doing there. After about half an hour of walking, the trees began thinning, giving way to birches and aspens. I caught sight of some lights flickering through the trunks. It looked like firelight. Campers? I picked up my pace and then nearly skidded to a halt. Why was I carrying cable ties in my pocket? An extending sap? Was I a cop? Jesus Christ. It suddenly dawned on me that I couldn?t even remember my name.
I climbed unsteadily to my feet and glanced down at my body as my hands slid down my sides. Breasts, long legs, hips. Huh. I was definitely all there. Good to know. Where the hell was I? I looked around, squinted in the spray blowing off the water and opened my mouth a bit. The taste of salt; this was the ocean shore. A quick glance behind me revealed a mountain whose top was clouded in a thick fog. No help there then. Trees, lots of pines, wind-swept, gnarled and twisted, lined the cliffs above a grey stone shoreline. So, somewhere windy then. Pacific Northwest? Puget Sound maybe? British Columbia? Jesus, I was so cold. I had to get dry.
I started walking up the shoreline, scanning the cliffs for an easy climb and possibly some sort of signage to help me pinpoint where I was. Nothing in the way of ?You are here? signs, but there was a staircase cut out of the cliff-face. I headed for it, trying hard to ignore the pounding in my head and the fact that apparently I was wearing a fur coat on my tongue. As I walked, I tried to remember why I was here, wherever here was, and what I was supposed to be doing. Did I live here? Had I fallen off a boat and washed ashore? Why did my head hurt so badly? Had I been drinking on the boat I might have fallen off of? I stopped suddenly, brought up short by a horrible thought. I felt the back of my head tenderly and discovered a matted bump the size of my fist at the nape of my neck.
Jesus Christ, someone had tried to kill me! I started panicking, a bubble of hysteria threatening to burst inside my chest. ?No, calm down,? I said softly, leaning forward at the waist and bracing myself on my knees. ?You?re fine. Figure out where you are and go from there.? I noticed that I was wearing sturdy black boots and tight black pants with pockets on the thighs and at the hips. I slipped my hands into them, systematically searching through them. I found a folding butterfly knife, five or six pieces of plastic that looked like they might be either cable ties or possibly riot cuffs, an extending lead-weighted sap, and a sodden piece of paper that had been folded into a small square. I could make out letters but not enough for it to be legible.
So, no help there. I continued climbing up the cliff and soon came out into a pine forest. It was dark and quiet at the edge of the woods. No birds cried in the night, no animals rustled in the underbrush, no insects sang. There was only the soft soughing of the breeze through the trees and the pounding of my heart in my ears. A quick glance around confirmed the lack of signs and the lack of civilization as well. There were no lights shining through the trees, nothing to indicate that this was some sort of park or public beach or hell, even a private one. It was almost like I was completely alone.
?Oh, sh-t,? I said softly. What if I was the only living thing left on the planet? What if that nuclear winter thingie had happened and somehow I was the only person?only animal?left alive? ?Oh, God,? I moaned, feeling the sting of tears in the back of my throat. No. I would not give into tears. I would not cry. I wouldn?t even sniffle a little. I would figure this out. Nuclear winter? Seriously? ?You are such a girl,? I chided myself.
I pulled myself together and continued into the forest, using the butterfly knife to mark trees every thirty feet with a small X carved into the trunk at about waist-level. I had no idea why I was doing that or what I hoped to accomplish by leaving marked trees, but it felt like something I should do. As I moved through the forest, I kept in a generally southern direction, keeping the moss-lined tree trunks facing me. That meant the ocean was to the west of the land, further cementing the idea of being somewhere in the Pacific Northwest. Then I stopped as another thought suddenly struck me. Could I be in New Zealand? Maybe the South Island? Sure, that might fit. Where else would fit? Japan? The Baltic states? ?Crap.? The only places I was certain I wasn?t was anywhere on an eastern shore, or near the equator. That left a whole hell of a lot of ground left.
I started walking again, hopeful that eventually I?d figure out where I was and what I was supposed to be doing there. After about half an hour of walking, the trees began thinning, giving way to birches and aspens. I caught sight of some lights flickering through the trunks. It looked like firelight. Campers? I picked up my pace and then nearly skidded to a halt. Why was I carrying cable ties in my pocket? An extending sap? Was I a cop? Jesus Christ. It suddenly dawned on me that I couldn?t even remember my name.