Topic: Extra Credit Project

Desdenova VonTombs

Date: 2012-09-06 12:52 EST
"Whassa matter?" Desdenova asked, peering up at Cove, busy playing Angry Birds on his iPad. Cove had that freaked out, didn't believe what he was seeing look that he'd been in RhyDin too long to have on his face. About then, frustrated and annoyed, Thorn simply climbed out of a window to join Cove and Desdenova on the porch.

"For one, there's something wrong in there. Second thing is, I still smell the..." Cove mumbled the cussing along with the pigs oinking on the game, "that was in there last night.."

Desdenova eyed the man, snorting softly. His mom could peel paint when she was so inclined to curse.

"Need some spray stuff, spray the place. Spritz it. Or whatever," Cove added, somewhere between uneasy and irritated.

"Here." Des pushed the ipad into Cove's hands. "Prolly jus' growin' some Prescience or empathy or somethin'. An' havin' a good nose just sucks aroun' here."

Figuring the game would help pull Cove's mind off of whatever was bugging him, Desdenova pulled a small can of Ozium out of his bag, shaking it up. It was helpful, when you had such a keen nose, to have a mortitician for a father who knew all the ways to neutralize nasty stinks. He barged in without fear.

Katt was nearly bowled over by Desdenova as he headed in. Blink and leaned to the side, out of the way. "Mrm?"

Ozium doesn't smell like anything much, mainly it was enzymes meant to kill the odor causing bacteria. Desdenova patiently walked through the common room, hosing it over soft and hard surfaces alike.

Katt's brows quirked. It seemed that Desdenova was apparently uncursing the inn?

It was easy to tell the kid was a desert rat under the eyes of Angeles and Gorgonio, the elders of Andreas. He finished up with the Ozium and dutifully marched into the kitchen. White salt, he was scattering it everywhere. Humming or chanting, sometimes tossing small handfuls at the windows. Little mageling he might be but he worked with the old ways before pulling spells out of his butt for some thing.

"Lavender work too? Brick dust?" Thorn asked as she stepped back in.

"Sage," Desdenova called, "Spirit tree would be cool. Lavender's good too. Broom."

"I've got Sage at the house. Can do a spirit tree, jus' have t' be a small one. An' lavender too. Be right back." Of course Thorn had sage, it was essential for Smudging.

"Need a lotta blue bottles," Desdenova nodded as he spattered the salt into the firebox. This was going to piss Auntie Tara off. He'd even it out with broom, decided.

Static sparked across the last of the fogging mist one Desdenova so freely sprayed. Electric licks and snakes jumped from one end to the next and grounded itself at his feet.

The boy didn't seem to notice the light show, he just went about his business, focussed and calm, then he turned and tossed salt all over Rome as she materialized with a snicker.

Thorn ran a hand along the youth's shoulders while setting the iPad that Cove returned to her on a table nearby, the redneck slipped through the shadows pooled nearby.

Creepily enough, what he'd been humming was Procol Harem's "Salty Dog". Thorn gave Desdenova an odd look when she realized it.

"I tihnk I might have a couple of blue bottles in my rucksack," Arthour said to Desdenova.

"If you wanna let me have 'em, just put 'em on the table, I'll get 'em," the boy smiled cheerfully.

Out shot an arm and the honey face, whose star-lit eyes shut tight when the dusting of salt spattered at Rome. A mouthful made for a triple sized pout to announce the distaste but the alien and floating form of the ghostly other-worlder swung from the floorboards as if climbing up through an invisible chute.

"Desssss-u," all too mechanical, the trader held her trademark smile and a wide-eyed smile like nothing was wrong

Desdenova called greetings as he waited for Thorn to give him the sage and lavender, humorously watching Rome get her marbles together. Arthour, meantime, sent his backpack of holding to bring over the required bottles. He showed quite a few in different shapes and sizes, but Desdenova only picked out the old Bromo-Seltzer and Milk of Magnesia bottles. Those were proper Haint blue.

"Could you put them in the sunshine, please?" Desdenova asked the man.

Desdenova dropped the lavender on the hearth and opened the bundle to strew it. The sage bundle, he thrust into the coals till it smouldered, and started walking around with it, trailing fragrant smoke. Distant, he was busy and focussed on his self appointed task.

Between their hazardous play of setting out herbs and spices, Rome wandered, floating like an apparition with the aid of unknown tech cradling those petite feet in bulky boots. Hover. Hoverhover.

Thorn settled on the window sill where she could watch both Desdenova and the street outside in turns. Letting what comfort she could find in the herbs roll over her like the cold, deep waters she'd found she preferred.

Arthour carried his bag over into the sunlight, reminding it to behave for Desdenova sternly, but he smiled when he looked at the boy.

"By the way, what are you doing?"

"Oh. Cove felt bad stuff in here. And smelled it. It's kinda always like that, but it's pretty freaky if y' never felt it before. So m' jus' doin' a cleansing thing. Sorta like, spiritually washes off th' nasty old crap that sticks to the floors an' walls an' slows down what comes in. The blue bottles make a home for spirits that might bug you if they didn't have a home."

"I see," Arthour nodded, amused.

"Washin' off the stupid. Sometimes that goes right down to the bone." Desdenova added with a chortle, resuming his work with the smoking sage until the inn was fragrant with it.

"You have a stuffed twelve or sixteen or something point buck in your caravan thinger that I can have, Miss Rome? It doesn't have to have a head, just antlers is okay. Or if it's all grody. I can fix that," Desdenova asked the future tech trader, the remainder of the smouldering sage tossed into the fireplace.

Desdenova went spelunking in the kitchen. He returned soon enough with an old whisk broom. He broke off pieces of the brush and tossed those into the fire, adding a spicier note to the quiet soothe of lavender and sage.

All this salt splaying and herb delivering was beyond the realm of Meridian science and their lack of relevance was taken at face value. While that interest remained, her conversation and focus strayed on Desdenova.

"Antlers...? Sixteen points?" Puzzling over it called up the necessary knowledge. "Yes, when do you need it?"

"Now, if you can, or whenever." Desdenova replied, dutifully sweeping with the whisk over the hearth.

"If you're certain," A kick on over to a wide empty end of the inn to stand by. In three, two... Desdenova winced.

"Don't blow anything up, and a dead one! A trophy head!" he called after Rome, flailing.

Desdenova's admonishments to Rome over there, had Thorn snickering quiet laughter, and digging out a bottle of espresso soda for him. Geist, was going to love her today, surely.

Desdenova VonTombs

Date: 2012-09-06 12:54 EST
Down went Rome's hand, right through the broad planks, down to the exposure of skin and melting unto the mechanical apparatus coiling about her arm. It slithered down into the floor when Desdenova called out specifics.

"...Oh..." The boards kicked up, shaking the foundation beneath. "...Live specimens are--" Well, no use expanding upon that. Rome stuck her head into the floor, her face disappearing beneath it and a few muffled voices were heard on the other side.

Rome's free arm went inside, as did half her upper body. The rest that stuck out looked odd, out of place and kicked a few times before the hovering mechanism on the bulky boots disengaged to drop with a loud thunk. With a press of her heel and a yank, the four-feet something petite lifted a pair of antlers hooked at the center that was larger than herself. Wha-bam.

"DeeEeeeeSsss.."

"..." Desdenova could only stare. Rome had muscled an enormous prehistoric specimen of an imperial stag into the inn. It massed more than she did, with a rack that could take out a bus.

"Is this incorrect?" Rome inquired as she regarded the boy's gape. He managed to shake it off with snorkling laughter.

"...No, that's good, thank you," he replied, "Just kinda bigger than I thought."

"Zeid typically deals in big. I couldn't find Dirk," Rome pouted.

"It's fine, the north wall is big enough." Desdenova giggled, walking to the massive trophy head and lifting his hands over it. Very very very careful words spoken, gestures made. A difference, Geist and Saffron's flavors of power were braiding into the boy's abilities. So it appeared very much as if the wood plate of the trophy head was sort of crawling up the north wall under Desdenova's command.

Once about a foot onto the wall, the plate halted, eaving this ginormous glass eyed stag staring at about eye level around the room. Now Desdenova went to fetch the blue bottles that Arthour had left for him in the sun. He carried them back to the stag in pairs, carefully fitting the bottle mouths over the antler points. He blew lightly into them each. Back and forth...

Something was missing, Rome though. Oh yes.. "Is the tea .. safe to use?" Or did they need tea for this all important ceremony?

"Tobacco. See if anyone has a cigarette or something we can have," Desdenova called, not asking her to go back to her caravan for that, he worried she'd bring out a three foot long doobie. Though doobie made everyone happy, it wasn't a good cleansing or offering herb.

"I quit smokin' Des sorry," Thorn called, though, she did turn to eye Evander, and moved back his way. "Got 'nother smoke?"

"No, just had the one," Evander apologized.

Duci glanced back at Desdenova with a raised brow, not sure if she wanted to know what kind of mischief he was getting himself into.

"Zeid has tobacco," Rome insisted, but damn it, the all important question about tea went unanswered.

"Maybe behind the counter." Desdenova suggested, fitting another bottle. He was being good! He was working a spiritual cleansing of the Inn. Sadly, not many these days knew what the boy was up to.

"There's tea Rome, and no one's died from it yet," Thorn finally answered the young woman who promptly beamed as she spelunked for forgotten cigarettes. She found a pack of Camels, which she brought to Desdenova.
Having done her good deeds for the day, Rome's mind turned to one thing:

"TeaTeaTea... Teatea..."

"Tea-Woman," Desdenova snickered at Rome. He found an ashtray and dumped it into the trash. Sitting on the sofa arm, he carefully opened the cigarette papers and removed the filters, until he had a nice pile of the shredded tobacco.

Desdenova set that under the deer's head and carefully lit it to smoulder. Then opened the window close by. Tobacco was stinky stuff, but the spirits liked it a lot.

The boy stood there as the smoke wafted upwards in spirals and swirls, and had quite the conversation with the giant deer head. If there were words, that is, they didn't sound it. More like water rushing along its course down a rugged mountainside.

Smoke curled upwards and for the window, but much caught and coiled into the bottles. Des made a few gestures, up up, and the plaque once more started crawling upwards. Up about six foot, where it bonded into the wood.

Now the deer head gazed over the inn majestically from quite high up. Every now and then, the bottles on the antler points showed tiny points of lights within them. Already collecting spirits from the inn.

"Thank you." Desdenova finally noted, bowing, and he wandered off to get the espresso soda Thorn put out for him. Caffiene AND sugar! WOOT!

(OOC: Taken from live play with MaiSilverblood, Arthour, TheRedneck, Evander, Ducii, Cove, and Rome. Thank you all!)

Desdenova VonTombs

Date: 2012-09-06 12:55 EST
Now, with his soda, and a lot of bananas dipped in Nutella and Peanut butter, Desdenova set out to unlock the Teacher's Pet Achievement. He took his iPad and carefully wrote out his cleansing.

Cove returned and walked inside the inn without trouble, which Desdenova dutifully recorded.

Salt purifies and drives away the negative. Sage purifies and is pleasing to good spirits and makes people happy. Lavender cleans, cleanses what is impure and makes people happy.

Broom is two sided but it prefers good hearted, so there is broom so people who aren't so good don't feel uncomfortable but they're more likely to be happy.

Stag is strong and peaceful, and he holds the haint bottles on his antlers, so the spirits and ghosts have a place to be instead of swirling in the inn and kicking up old nasty stuff.

I don't know why spirits like blue so much, some people say because it reminds them of heaven, and when they're stuck on a mortal plane, it makes them happier to be in the blue than pestering people. I guess, a lot of ghosts hang out on our porch, and the porch ceiling is painted blue. Then again, Mom doesn't let ghosts in the house because they startle her, which is weird because she sings to spirits and they love her.