I have a feeling this is going to be my new OOC thread!

So, this is one of my favorite from my Office Marathon yesterday (boo being sick)

Josh: We just need a strategy, okay? We're gonna set up a trap in the gun room. Alright, Jim, are you using the MP-40 or the 44?
Jim Halpert: Um, sniper rifle?
Josh: Snipe-
Andy: What!?
Josh: Jim! In Caren-
Andy: Are you playing for the other team?
Josh: You don't snipe in Carenton, okay?
Andy: Saboteur! I'm going to kill you for real. This game-- the game is over. I'm really going to shoot you.

The Office, Season 3, "The Coup"

Wikipedia... is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information.

- Michael Scott, "The Negotiation", Season 3

Awesome YouTube clip. Thanks!

One of Pam's best quotes from Season 1:

This was tough. I suggested we flip a coin. But Angela said she doesn't like to gamble. Of course by saying that she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her.

Michael: Darryl, have you ever been in a gang?
Darryl: Why?
Michael: It's an advice question, and if you don't wanna talk about it, I completely understand. It's, um...
Darryl: No, no, no...
Michael: I know, it's very, very personal...
Darryl: No, um... I have.
Michael: I knew it. Okay, who we talking about here? Crips? Bloods?
Darryl: Both.
Michael: God.
Darryl: Yeah them, and the Latin Kings... the Warriors...
Michael: Okay.
Darryl: Newsies.
Michael: Okay, so dig this: you're on the street, and one of your gang disses you.
Darryl: Oh my goodness.
Michael: Yeah, right, so what do you do to get them to make it right?
Darryl: Well see, um... in the gang world, we use something called Fluffy Fingers.
Michael: What is that?
Darryl: That's when somebody really gets in your face, you know, you just... start tickling them.
Michael: Really?
Darryl: Yeah, and then he starts tickling you. You know, pretty soon you're laughing and hugging. Before you know it, you've forgotten the whole thing. Ya'll can just go to church together... get an ice cream cone.
Michael: I would've never thought that gangs would be tickling each other.
Darryl: Well, it's effective.

From Season 4, "Did I Stutter?"

Season 5, "Business Ethics"

Ryan: ::knock, knock, knock:: Kendall from Corporate HR is on line one and Holly is on her way in, too.

Michael: What is the only thing worse than one HR rep?

Ryan: Two HR reps.

Michael: You get me.

My -favorite- moment from "Crime Aid". { And yes, I'm excited I get to post it here for all of you... ::giggles:: }

Michael: I don't know, it could be any number of people. It could be a pedestrian. It could be an old person. It could be a lookie-loo. Or, it could be... a Bruce Springsteen fan - what? Who said that? I did. Why did I say that? Oh, I think you know why I said that. I think it is very apparent. I think it goes without saying. Bear with me. There's a point there. But what is the point? I don't understand what he's saying. It seems a little shady. It seems a little foggy. Well, it's not a little foggy there's actually something going on here --

Jim: Do you need us for any of this?

Michael: Do I?

::cracks up::

Phyllis: This is the first Christmas party I am throwing as head of the party planning committee. The theme is "Nights in Morocco". This isn't your grandmother's Christmas party. Unless of course she's from Morocco, in which case it's very accurate.

Phyllis: Angela. You're going to move this for the party right? It's not on theme.
Angela: It's the nativity scene.
Phyllis: Alright. You can keep your camel, sheep, elephant and the north African king can stay. Everything else goes in the drawer.

Angela: I am not going to judge Phyllis for desecrating Christmas. There is one person who will though and Phyllis just stuffed him into a drawer.

Jim: This came out really well. There you go.
Dwight: This is humongous. I am not a security threat...
Jim: Oh.
Dwight: And my middle name is 'Kurt', not 'Fart'.