::This was passed out to all the employees in some form or another::
1) What is your name? My name is Bob. You will never forget me I promise...
2) What is your marital status? Single...usually
3) Do you reside in RhyDin? Not just Rhydin, but everywhere!
4) What creature class are you I am the Abyss...no really..I am!
5) Who is your father?.......None..
6) Who is your mother? See above
7) Who are your brothers.....Yes I have one. Unfortunately his name is Theron...we do not get along very well.
8 ) Who are your sisters. Sister Death her and I get along much better.
9) Do you have any children. One daughter, a sweet little Chaos Elemental that is named Nero Delacroix...do not ask me..she named her self.
10) What is your age. I am older than death and a smidge older than time
11) Do you have any knowledge in magic...Um...yes..Yes I do.
12) Do you have any pets, if yes, what creature type? Yes I do, most of them either vampires or humans as the last longer than the average dog. All of the female variety of course.
13) Who are your best friends? My pets..who else
14) What is your alignment? Despicable and violent, Chaotic you could say
15) Who is the most attractive person or people you have met of the opposite sex? Do you know how impossible this is, Give me a break...you and your damned trick questions.
16) Have you ever loved? I am the Abyss...not a teddy bear.
17) What are your fears. Invasion of giant cheese monsters....Why are you looking at me like that?
18 ) What is your darkest secret? The one in the room with no lights on...Duh!
19) What excites you? Violence and Chaos. Torture and experimenting on human women...and the occasional vampiress as well::Laughs::
20) Who do you hate? ...Theron and any body who I can not corrupt in time....Them I kill...And stupid slavers and idiot "Evil" people who just get in my way....You wanna be evil get some class and style first then we will talk..
21) Have you been slaved before? Only if I can get something out of the deal.
22) Has this master trained you before in anything? No..I am smarter than some silly slaver, trust me.
23) Have you ever killed? Trillions...and placing the number alittle low there...
24) Do you trust easily? I only trust those I control or work for me. Or ones that ask me for advice. If they come to me for advice, they can be trusted.
25) Do you seek power? I am power, fool!
26) Name one thing you are sure of: There is a sucker born every minute..at least
27) What do you need for strength & survival? Nothing at all...
28 ) Do you have anything to hide? Sure, I can see the future pretty well unless its hidden magically...
29) Have you desired someone only physically? Of course! The female body is such a thing to play with under the right conditions..
30) Do you have a kindred spirit. I think I have many who just are too scared to show themselves yet
31) Where does your loyalty lay? To my self and those fearless enough to call me a friend or master.
32) What is your weapon of choice? My Imagination, there is no stronger weapon than that.
34) Do you have a pic? In every Forbidden book of magic there has ever been, I am famous!
35) What is your goal in life? Goal. To rot the core of the multiverse and make it explode...one universe at a time
36) What do you desire most? Better understanding of what it is to be "Alive"
37) If you could be anything in life what would it be? Master of everything...life would be so much better if I were in charge of it! Submit to me and be strong...seriously!
38 ) If it was your last 5 minutes on earth what would you say? Another one bites the dust! Then proceed to check it of of my "to do " list!
1) What is your name? My name is Bob. You will never forget me I promise...
2) What is your marital status? Single...usually
3) Do you reside in RhyDin? Not just Rhydin, but everywhere!
4) What creature class are you I am the Abyss...no really..I am!
5) Who is your father?.......None..
6) Who is your mother? See above
7) Who are your brothers.....Yes I have one. Unfortunately his name is Theron...we do not get along very well.
8 ) Who are your sisters. Sister Death her and I get along much better.
9) Do you have any children. One daughter, a sweet little Chaos Elemental that is named Nero Delacroix...do not ask me..she named her self.
10) What is your age. I am older than death and a smidge older than time
11) Do you have any knowledge in magic...Um...yes..Yes I do.
12) Do you have any pets, if yes, what creature type? Yes I do, most of them either vampires or humans as the last longer than the average dog. All of the female variety of course.
13) Who are your best friends? My pets..who else
14) What is your alignment? Despicable and violent, Chaotic you could say
15) Who is the most attractive person or people you have met of the opposite sex? Do you know how impossible this is, Give me a break...you and your damned trick questions.
16) Have you ever loved? I am the Abyss...not a teddy bear.
17) What are your fears. Invasion of giant cheese monsters....Why are you looking at me like that?
18 ) What is your darkest secret? The one in the room with no lights on...Duh!
19) What excites you? Violence and Chaos. Torture and experimenting on human women...and the occasional vampiress as well::Laughs::
20) Who do you hate? ...Theron and any body who I can not corrupt in time....Them I kill...And stupid slavers and idiot "Evil" people who just get in my way....You wanna be evil get some class and style first then we will talk..
21) Have you been slaved before? Only if I can get something out of the deal.
22) Has this master trained you before in anything? No..I am smarter than some silly slaver, trust me.
23) Have you ever killed? Trillions...and placing the number alittle low there...
24) Do you trust easily? I only trust those I control or work for me. Or ones that ask me for advice. If they come to me for advice, they can be trusted.
25) Do you seek power? I am power, fool!
26) Name one thing you are sure of: There is a sucker born every minute..at least
27) What do you need for strength & survival? Nothing at all...
28 ) Do you have anything to hide? Sure, I can see the future pretty well unless its hidden magically...
29) Have you desired someone only physically? Of course! The female body is such a thing to play with under the right conditions..
30) Do you have a kindred spirit. I think I have many who just are too scared to show themselves yet
31) Where does your loyalty lay? To my self and those fearless enough to call me a friend or master.
32) What is your weapon of choice? My Imagination, there is no stronger weapon than that.
34) Do you have a pic? In every Forbidden book of magic there has ever been, I am famous!
35) What is your goal in life? Goal. To rot the core of the multiverse and make it explode...one universe at a time
36) What do you desire most? Better understanding of what it is to be "Alive"
37) If you could be anything in life what would it be? Master of everything...life would be so much better if I were in charge of it! Submit to me and be strong...seriously!
38 ) If it was your last 5 minutes on earth what would you say? Another one bites the dust! Then proceed to check it of of my "to do " list!