Following some sort of drug-induced revelation, Calico Bonny (heiress and adoptive daughter of Mary Read, CEO of the Bonny Corporation) became convinced that she, herself, was a vampire. Her confusion is natural, as both Mary Read and the well-known Anne Bonny (to whom she has some sort of relation) are vampires.
Cally, a socialite who has gained a reputation for championing causes and taking lovers with equal lack of discrimination, crossed the line from causing minor chaos to being a public nuisance. Her repeated screams woke many in the pre-dawn hours, as she shouted incessantly, "I'm a vampire! A bloody vampire! Aaargh, the inhumanity! A god!@#$ vampire!!"
Shortly after dawn, a piercing shriek was heard, and Miss Bonny fell unconscious. The City Guard was then able to apprehend her, whereupon she was placed in custody to sober up while awaiting bail. The staff medic then treated her for an unusual injury: her cross-shaped belly ring had seared her flesh, in what the medic could only describe as psychosomatic damage brought about by her unusual conviction of being undead. (On examination, she had a body temperature and heartbeat consistent with humanity; this comes as no surprise to those who have seen her dining on solid food in broad daylight.)
As Calico explained upon waking, "I took some really strong LSD, and had this curious conviction that I was really a vampire." Laughing, she related, "I even drained some poor guy of all of his blood! This is the wildest trip I've ever had, and I definitely will not be taking this particular drug ever again."
Cally was fined for disturbing the peace, and released into the custody of Mary Read. Sources of reliable gossip have stated that the Bonny Corporation mogul is attempting to find a job for her erstwhile charge, in hopes of keeping her occupied and out of further troubles which might embarass the company.
Cally, a socialite who has gained a reputation for championing causes and taking lovers with equal lack of discrimination, crossed the line from causing minor chaos to being a public nuisance. Her repeated screams woke many in the pre-dawn hours, as she shouted incessantly, "I'm a vampire! A bloody vampire! Aaargh, the inhumanity! A god!@#$ vampire!!"
Shortly after dawn, a piercing shriek was heard, and Miss Bonny fell unconscious. The City Guard was then able to apprehend her, whereupon she was placed in custody to sober up while awaiting bail. The staff medic then treated her for an unusual injury: her cross-shaped belly ring had seared her flesh, in what the medic could only describe as psychosomatic damage brought about by her unusual conviction of being undead. (On examination, she had a body temperature and heartbeat consistent with humanity; this comes as no surprise to those who have seen her dining on solid food in broad daylight.)
As Calico explained upon waking, "I took some really strong LSD, and had this curious conviction that I was really a vampire." Laughing, she related, "I even drained some poor guy of all of his blood! This is the wildest trip I've ever had, and I definitely will not be taking this particular drug ever again."
Cally was fined for disturbing the peace, and released into the custody of Mary Read. Sources of reliable gossip have stated that the Bonny Corporation mogul is attempting to find a job for her erstwhile charge, in hopes of keeping her occupied and out of further troubles which might embarass the company.