To whom it may concern:
The tragic and unexpected death of Father Nicholai Crowley has left employment vacancies in the Bonny Corporation. The Corporation is currently seeking a new Spiritual Advisor, and a Staff Necromancer. Due to certain prior conflicts of interest these roles will no longer be filled by the same person.

To send resumes or schedule employment interviews, please contact my secretary. Part-time or contract work may be negotiated.

Thank you,
Anne Bonny
(PM AnneBonny with applications)