????"Hey, whale whomper. How's tricks?"
?The Piano Teacher?6:47?pm
????"Hey scuba dooba! Tricks r 4 kids!"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?6:48?pm
????"In English?"
?The Piano Teacher?6:49?pm
????"You're kidding, right? Trix cereal, Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?6:52?pm
????"Oh, Trix. OK. How's this? How. Are. You? :-) ?
?The Piano Teacher?6:53?pm
????"Doing alright, staying busy. How's things there?"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?6:54?pm
????"Hell on toast with a side order of wtf. I hate my job sometimes. Did you go back to that theater thing?"
?The Piano Teacher?6:54?pm
????"Wouldn't that make the toast burned? :-P Yeah, back at the Shanachie, but mostly teaching. Steve came back."
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?6:55?pm
????"Steve the snogger? :-D Tied his tongue in a knot yet?"
?The Piano Teacher?6:56?pm
????"Tempting, but no. Can't be a teacher and snogging the students! Unethical! And you know how ethical I am."
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?6:56?pm
????"Oh yeah. Gotta keep those ethses lubricated."
?The Piano Teacher?6:57?pm
????"More lube the better. What about you? Any fun trips to the stationary closet? Hmm?"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?6:58?pm
????"New boss is a cougar. :-P "
?The Piano Teacher?6:58?pm
????"She get you wearing a collar, yet? You'd look hot in a collar!"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?6:59?pm
????"Shush up, you! Like I need a 50+ horndog leading me on a leash. I've got you for that, right?"
?The Piano Teacher?7:02?pm
????"More like you leading me on a leash. We should try that sometime. Makes me hard, thinking about it."
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:03?pm
????"Dude, thinking about OATMEAL makes you hard. :-D "
?The Piano Teacher?7:04?pm
????"You covered in oatmeal... mmmm.... Oh! You were saying something?"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:04?pm
????"Hey, I need some advice. Take your cock out of your mouth for sec."
?The Piano Teacher?7:04?pm
????"Ok, but it feels good in there. :-P What's up?"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:05?pm
????"How do I convince my dad's new secretary to stop fondling my ass every time she sees me? Seriously, the woman has, like, 8 hands!"
?The Piano Teacher?7:06?pm
????"Tell her it's sexual harassment, and make sure it's loud enough so that your pop and everybody around can hear. It'll embarass the shit out of her. But... why? Thought you had a thing for octopi?"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:07?pm
????"Whales, dude. And skinny white boys who get squeaky swimming with them."
?The Piano Teacher?7:07?pm
????"You just like big dicks. Skinny boys look like big dicks. :P"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:08?pm
????"Says the skinny boy who has a brain shaped like one. :-P "
?The Piano Teacher?7:09?pm
????"Didn't hear you complaining. Just... moaning. :-D "
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:09?pm
????"Oh, yeah, baby, give me a hard on at work."
?The Piano Teacher?7:10?pm
????"You get hard thinking of oatmeal. :-P "
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:10?pm
????"Licking it off you when your sister's dozing on the lounger ten feet away. :-D "
?The Piano Teacher?7:14?pm
????"She still doesn't know... And thanks! Now I'm the one with a rager at work. Love to share, don't you?"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:15?pm
????"You know you love it. Just hold a score in front of your crotch - I'm the one has to go and give a presentation in a few minutes.*
?The Piano Teacher?7:16?pm
????"On a table, where theyll eat sushi off of your cock? Sounds like a fun presentation to me. Yum!"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:16?pm
????"Aw, man, you're killing me here!"
?The Piano Teacher?7:16?pm
????"Aww, my poor baby. You know, Rhy'din's really not that far..."
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:17?pm
????"Now you're just being deliberately tempting."
?The Piano Teacher?7:17?pm
????"No, the picture of my ass in the mirror was me trying to be tempting. Did you like that? :-D "
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:18?pm
????"Dude, Dawn got to my phone first. You mooned my little sister!"
?The Piano Teacher?7:18?pm
????"Oh no! Well, did she say that she liked it?"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:19?pm
????"Before or after she showed her mom?"
?The Piano Teacher?7:19?pm
????"She didn't!"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:19?pm
????"She did!:-D "
?The Piano Teacher?7:19?pm
????"Did you kill her for me?"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:20?pm
????"Can't, she's too cute. Your ass is razor fine, you can cope with her mom imagining it every time she talks to your mom."
?The Piano Teacher?7:23?pm
????"Geez, thanks. I just hope she doesn't find some fun time and imagine it then!"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:23?pm
????"You think I want her using YOU as a sex aid when she's banging my dad?"
?The Piano Teacher?7:24?pm
????"Well you did say it was razor fine. And who says it's while she's knocking boots with the old man? Bet she's got something hidden in that drawer of hers."
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:24?pm
????"Ouch! Put the claws away, pussycat!"
?The Piano Teacher?7:25?pm
????"Meow! Hey, I've got a few minutes. Come make me cum."
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:25?pm
????"Suck it in or spew it out, man, I gotta go. :-( Work and all. Cheer yourself up imagining all the women here looking at my junk and knowing they can't have it."
?The Piano Teacher?7:26?pm
????"Can I have it? :-D "
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:26?pm
????"Only if you bring an 8-pack with you!"
?The Piano Teacher?7:27?pm
????"Oh! You just want me for my beer! I see! :-P Have fun at your meeting. Just remember, that blond that's sitting across from you is me in drag."
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:27?pm
????"Awesome. Poke ya later, whale whomper. :-* "
?The Piano Teacher?7:28?pm
????"Not if I poke you, first! Gotta jet! Susie's here! <3 "
?The Piano Teacher?6:47?pm
????"Hey scuba dooba! Tricks r 4 kids!"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?6:48?pm
????"In English?"
?The Piano Teacher?6:49?pm
????"You're kidding, right? Trix cereal, Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?6:52?pm
????"Oh, Trix. OK. How's this? How. Are. You? :-) ?
?The Piano Teacher?6:53?pm
????"Doing alright, staying busy. How's things there?"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?6:54?pm
????"Hell on toast with a side order of wtf. I hate my job sometimes. Did you go back to that theater thing?"
?The Piano Teacher?6:54?pm
????"Wouldn't that make the toast burned? :-P Yeah, back at the Shanachie, but mostly teaching. Steve came back."
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?6:55?pm
????"Steve the snogger? :-D Tied his tongue in a knot yet?"
?The Piano Teacher?6:56?pm
????"Tempting, but no. Can't be a teacher and snogging the students! Unethical! And you know how ethical I am."
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?6:56?pm
????"Oh yeah. Gotta keep those ethses lubricated."
?The Piano Teacher?6:57?pm
????"More lube the better. What about you? Any fun trips to the stationary closet? Hmm?"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?6:58?pm
????"New boss is a cougar. :-P "
?The Piano Teacher?6:58?pm
????"She get you wearing a collar, yet? You'd look hot in a collar!"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?6:59?pm
????"Shush up, you! Like I need a 50+ horndog leading me on a leash. I've got you for that, right?"
?The Piano Teacher?7:02?pm
????"More like you leading me on a leash. We should try that sometime. Makes me hard, thinking about it."
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:03?pm
????"Dude, thinking about OATMEAL makes you hard. :-D "
?The Piano Teacher?7:04?pm
????"You covered in oatmeal... mmmm.... Oh! You were saying something?"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:04?pm
????"Hey, I need some advice. Take your cock out of your mouth for sec."
?The Piano Teacher?7:04?pm
????"Ok, but it feels good in there. :-P What's up?"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:05?pm
????"How do I convince my dad's new secretary to stop fondling my ass every time she sees me? Seriously, the woman has, like, 8 hands!"
?The Piano Teacher?7:06?pm
????"Tell her it's sexual harassment, and make sure it's loud enough so that your pop and everybody around can hear. It'll embarass the shit out of her. But... why? Thought you had a thing for octopi?"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:07?pm
????"Whales, dude. And skinny white boys who get squeaky swimming with them."
?The Piano Teacher?7:07?pm
????"You just like big dicks. Skinny boys look like big dicks. :P"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:08?pm
????"Says the skinny boy who has a brain shaped like one. :-P "
?The Piano Teacher?7:09?pm
????"Didn't hear you complaining. Just... moaning. :-D "
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:09?pm
????"Oh, yeah, baby, give me a hard on at work."
?The Piano Teacher?7:10?pm
????"You get hard thinking of oatmeal. :-P "
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:10?pm
????"Licking it off you when your sister's dozing on the lounger ten feet away. :-D "
?The Piano Teacher?7:14?pm
????"She still doesn't know... And thanks! Now I'm the one with a rager at work. Love to share, don't you?"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:15?pm
????"You know you love it. Just hold a score in front of your crotch - I'm the one has to go and give a presentation in a few minutes.*
?The Piano Teacher?7:16?pm
????"On a table, where theyll eat sushi off of your cock? Sounds like a fun presentation to me. Yum!"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:16?pm
????"Aw, man, you're killing me here!"
?The Piano Teacher?7:16?pm
????"Aww, my poor baby. You know, Rhy'din's really not that far..."
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:17?pm
????"Now you're just being deliberately tempting."
?The Piano Teacher?7:17?pm
????"No, the picture of my ass in the mirror was me trying to be tempting. Did you like that? :-D "
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:18?pm
????"Dude, Dawn got to my phone first. You mooned my little sister!"
?The Piano Teacher?7:18?pm
????"Oh no! Well, did she say that she liked it?"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:19?pm
????"Before or after she showed her mom?"
?The Piano Teacher?7:19?pm
????"She didn't!"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:19?pm
????"She did!:-D "
?The Piano Teacher?7:19?pm
????"Did you kill her for me?"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:20?pm
????"Can't, she's too cute. Your ass is razor fine, you can cope with her mom imagining it every time she talks to your mom."
?The Piano Teacher?7:23?pm
????"Geez, thanks. I just hope she doesn't find some fun time and imagine it then!"
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:23?pm
????"You think I want her using YOU as a sex aid when she's banging my dad?"
?The Piano Teacher?7:24?pm
????"Well you did say it was razor fine. And who says it's while she's knocking boots with the old man? Bet she's got something hidden in that drawer of hers."
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:24?pm
????"Ouch! Put the claws away, pussycat!"
?The Piano Teacher?7:25?pm
????"Meow! Hey, I've got a few minutes. Come make me cum."
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:25?pm
????"Suck it in or spew it out, man, I gotta go. :-( Work and all. Cheer yourself up imagining all the women here looking at my junk and knowing they can't have it."
?The Piano Teacher?7:26?pm
????"Can I have it? :-D "
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:26?pm
????"Only if you bring an 8-pack with you!"
?The Piano Teacher?7:27?pm
????"Oh! You just want me for my beer! I see! :-P Have fun at your meeting. Just remember, that blond that's sitting across from you is me in drag."
?Sexy Pants (Leo):?7:27?pm
????"Awesome. Poke ya later, whale whomper. :-* "
?The Piano Teacher?7:28?pm
????"Not if I poke you, first! Gotta jet! Susie's here! <3 "