Topic: A Scrapbook in Pieces (Mature 18+)

Blep

Date: 2015-01-08 17:47 EST
20 January 2013, Columbia, SC

"I'm just surprised that we lived through the end of the world, is all." Carlos kept up his stride next to Zofie as they trudged through the streets, the air trapped between a winter heatwave and an impending drop in temperature. "I expected riots and chaos, not... lame-*** parties full of artbros and woo-girls in Burning Man outfits." He kept his hands jammed tightly in the roo-pockets on his black and red Ultimate Spider-Man track jacket, his face held in a slight sneer that seemed just a bit jarring on his soft, round facial features that he attempted to sculpt with a thin, wispy beard that traveled the line of his jaw and jutted into an arch across his upper lip.

"Heeey, I resemble that last remark!" The back of Zofie's hand thudded against Carlos' upper arm as she grinned, the light catching on the twin snakebite piercings at either corner of her bottom lip. She did all that she could to keep herself contained in her walk next to Carlos, from crumpling straw wrappers in her pocket, to popping a cough drop into her mouth, to fussing with the tilt on the sparkly silver cat glasses that added all of the oomph that her wide, mahogany-brown eyes lacked. Honey blonde hair that ordinarily scraped the tops of her thighs had been intricately braided into dual buns at either side of her head, and from the occasional scratch at the dark roots in the part at her crown, seemed a bit to ambitious and enthusiastically-executed. " But... IdunnoCarlos... um..." Gray highwater slacks rustled during her in-place jog, her well-worn Vans splatting in a few shallow puddles that had yet to evaporate from the precipitation but a few days prior. "... I think that like... maybe it's like the Earth's spirit died, or somethin', like people just... stopped givin' a **** about things gettin' better and it all jus' turned to stoppin' it from gittin' worse."

Carlos rubbed his arm with a grumble and sighed out of his nose, zipping up his jacket once they reached the corner of an intersection. Once Zofie had set the ends of her green Zelda hoodie's drawstrings into the snakebites and bounced on the balls of her feet next to him, he tipped her a look from the corner of his eye. "You still... gonna do the Harlock thing?" His brows went up, as if pleading for an answer to the negative as his shoulders tightened and crept up.

Zofie nodded, her eyes half-lidded and her lips drawn in, still with the drawstrings stuck near her lips. "Yyyyup." She finally reached up to pluck them out, snorting and rubbing her finger beneath her nose. "I mean, sure, it's a porn parody, but it's a damn good porn parody. Like, it's got not-screwin' scenes blocked out n' everything, and Kassie's put down a balls-awesome script. Hell, I've even made little models of the Arcadia n' the 999. I've gotta try to tone down mah twayng while playin' Maetel, though, aaand I'm not sure Holly or Tom kin act. I know I can't."

Carlos just turned his head to watch the traffic, the two of them an odd cast next to the outdoor seating to the chic new restaurants and the bright pastel rowhomes around them. "I just... I dunno. I don't like seeing my childhood grow up so fast, y'know?"

Zofie shrugged from her elbows before bending one leg back to scratch at her ankle and down her calf, standing like a flamingo for a short moment before the light changed. "I gitcha, I gitcha. It... obviously doesn't bother me none, but I can see where you're comin' from. I guess... I just try to see the characters as havin' some kinda weird lives goin' on that didn't make it to the screen, and them ****in' is still a part of that life." She snickered as she pointed to the change in the crosswalk sign, tapping Carlos' arm to break him from his forlorn stare at the ground. "I promise you, serious pinky swear, that it's respectful, even if it does git a bit sweaty n' nekkid."

Carlos swallowed as he shuffled alongsize Zofie, clearing his throat and shrugging up his shoulders. "Mm-hm..."

Zofie's eyes went large as she scrambled up the curb, pointing at Carlos. "Ohhhhh snap, yeah buddy!"

Carlos did the best he could to duck his head into his chest cavity, zipping up his track jacket and sinking into the collar, up to his nose. Still, the smile reached the corners of his eyes. "Shush up, Zofie."

She placed her index finger and thumb tips to her lips, turned them 90 degrees, and pantomimed tossing away the key, sneaking a glance back to the thoroughly embarrassed Carlos with a scrunch-lipped little smile, a bobble to her head, and a sashaying stride to the bus stop.

Blep

Date: 2015-01-20 03:02 EST
1 January 2015, Geiseric "Geist" Valk's Domain

Crash Course
Geist's Domain, for all of its changes on his arrival in RhyDin, had whittled itself down to a modest, well-lit dome, peppered with long, elliptical tables of various sizes, glowing, oven-like caverns and small hutches with circular doors. The surrounding accretion of Brink was, as expected, a wild mess, yet his austere little laboratory seemed closer to a room made for a particularly large hobbit with a penchant for Scandinavian minimalism. Two large, black seats with gentle, green-glowing pseudopodia beneath settled across from each other, one full of a Geiseric Valk tinkering with a flat, blue insect-like thing, the other full of a Zofie Kaminsky, picking bits of rock from her arm from beneath the tattered remnants of purple pleather jacket sleeves. Once plucked out, the stones left behind little indents in her skin, bringing up bits of wet blue dew that hissed in the open air.

Zofie scrunched her nose as she winced, twitching as each dent popped back into place before finally releasing her blood to streak down her arm from the minute punctures. "Aa--aao--fft! Aaaaooow****..."

Geist glanced up from his careful prodding of the insectile device, brows furrowing just slightly as he observed her rather vicious form of self-care. "Erh... Miss Kaminsky..." He set the insect aside on a nearby table before slipping down from his seat, taking a kneel next to her and raising his hand to block her continued picking and scratching at her arm. "Please take a moment from your activity. It need not cause you such discomfiture."

Zofie looked up from her picking with her brows down and her lips pressed flat, her fingers stiffening, then slowly, one by one, curling away from her arm. "So... I've been pickin' teeth and bits of shrapnel and **** out of my person for the better part of a year and a half..." She tilted her head to look more squarely at Geist, her incredulous expression all the more exaggerated with her cat glasses. "... and you're tellin' me that I was doin' it wrong?"

"Precisely, Miss Kaminsky." He nodded once, matter-of-factly, before letting his hand slip away from its place above her arm, moving from his kneel to a crouch, with his forearms resting on his knees with his elbows close to his sides. "You erh... weren't instructed in the use of your augmentations, were you?"

"Oh! Yeah, I did!" She popped right up with a wild grin, too wide to be genuine as her head bipped and bopped back and forth. "Y'see, just after I climbed out of that weird monster-pit in Bad Acid Trip-ville, I went to go take a leak behind a tree, y'see, and what do ya know, I got a nice print-out of the manual that came right out of my hoo-hoo!"

Geist's eyelids dropped by half as he smirked, moving one hand around slowly while lurching left and right, before finally succumbing to a silent snicker and a shake of his head. "Fair enough, fair enough. First and foremost, I would like for you to relax, and to feel the density of the shards in the arm. You'll... obviously notice the difference between they and your flesh."

Zofie sighed out of her nose as she sat back in her seat, letting her weight sink into its pliant, black substance. She started to slow her breath, counting down with little bobs of her head between her inhales and exhales. Eventually the bits still stuck in her arm started to wiggle, inspiring one of her eyes to pop open. "Whoa, okay."

"Now..." Geist slid one leg over and shifted his crouch to settle in front of Zofie, still with his arms in and casually resting atop his knees. "... If you might consider that your skin, while protective, also breathes, also absorbs elements from outside. It has become more resilient, yes, but its principles remain the same."

Zofie's fingers and toes spread and scrunched as she puffed up her cheeks and exhaled, working herself back down to a state of relaxation. Her lower lip peeled down as the fragments in her arm quivered, then settled, sinking into her skin slowly. "Yeeeeeehyeeeeeeempffff wh..." Once they had submerged, her skin showed no signs of wounding. As they met her muscle tissue, her arm spasmed, and the coiled tendons pulverized the intruding tissue. She breathed in sharply through her nose as the bits flowed up her arm, tumbling up through her shoulder and finally meeting the wild, weird world of her stomach. Just as soon, the punctures left in her arms sealed up, leaving only the streaks of red from her earlier attempts. She turned over her arm to examine the results, flexing her fingers to feel the pins-and-needles tingle centered where her wounds once were. "Okay... that was cool..." Her tone of voice stayed a bit flat, as if not entirely convinced about the process. "Just checkin', but this doesn't mean that I'm gonna start eatin' my bed, or lose the arm of my chair when I'm wistfully staring at a pot roast with my chin in my hand, does it?"

"Hah! You'll be fine. It's a secondary measure that requires conscious effort. Also, it only functions on objects lodged in your skin." Geist pushed against the ground to stand, turning in a clipped circle to return to his seat and take up the flat, segmented insect-thing once again. "One thing to consider. Your ah... sort of Stranger. What do you know of it?"

"I've heard anything from Brights, to Capes, to... trash-eatin' raver-****s." She looked off to some point in the middle distance, pursing her lips and nodding. "Mostly the last one."

Geist swallowed and sighed, his big, blacklight eyes dimly flickering as his shoulders sunk in disappointment. "That... was not our intent. Much of what has happened in that regard went... terribly wrong." He waved his free hand, dispelling his train of thought before continuing. "We gave the augmentations you've received the designation 'Cavalier.' I'm sure you've noticed that your habits, now that you're not running for your life, have drastically changed, yes?"

Zofie leaned back in her seat and tucked her knees to her chest, scrunching her toes in the soft black seat-bottom as she held onto her legs, her chin resting atop her knees with an exhausted turn of her eyes to Geist. "Yeah... like the massive piles of junk I half-remember gettin'... and wakin' up stuck to the ceiling..." She shrugged her shoulders, parting them through the curtain of her hair to lie bare. "I seem to find some good stuff, though. Got a lot of clothes..." She smirked, raising her brows and looking down toward the floor. "Got even more glasses. I don't mind that, so much."

"You see..." Geist smoothed his fingers over the blue bug-thing, sealing the segments on the living device closed. "... We borrowed a bit of the instinct-drives found in Hobgoblin technology, to share some of the sensory and neurological load. Initially, the technology cleaved too close, and those to whom it adapted had become violent and domineering. Around the nineteenth century, we reworked them to erh... more constructive ventures as we ah..."

"Got your heads out of your ***es?"

Geist snickered and closed his eyes, finally breaking a smile. "Yes. That. At any rate, you will likely learn a great deal by interacting with those instincts as they arise. If you allow them room to unfold, it's likely that you'll have a bit of an easier time going forward."

Zofie could do little more than nod, bringing down one leg, then the other as she offered Geist a sweet, dimpled smile. "Well... thank you very much, Mister Geist. For... a lot of stuff. I think I'm gonna go eat a bunch of junk and pass out for a day." She started her slow, stiff slide toward the steps, sleepily swinging one arm back to send a wave to the giant, undead caveman.

Blep

Date: 2015-02-24 16:47 EST
19 Feb 2015, Zofie's Warehouse

Calibration
The warehouse at Dockside had undergone numerous changes, none of which seemed to be the repair of the gaping wound at its seaside wall. Surrounding the ice sculpture of a giant in repose encased in a village that lasted, thanks to the Yule festivities' magics, in perpetuity, mosses, grasses and heartier shrubs comprised the beginnings of a Green Roof suitable for the winter months, along with rows of the same stretching along the sides of the building. From a canopy-covered transformer station, a long cable tether reached high in the air, covered in colorful flags and lights, connecting to an airborne wind turbine that powered the workshop below. Runoff from the roof drained into the crack that ran along the wall and into a rainwater distillery, the impurities collecting in buckets for sorting and further discernment by neighbors far more concerned with weather than Zofie would ever be. The warehouse had its own system, taking up fewer and fewer of the city's resources as time marched on.

As well as her domicile was doing, Zofie didn't share in the fortune. Her whole body ached, equal parts a dry stiffness as swollen soreness. As she rolled to the side to attempt to roll out of bed, a 21 gun salute of pops and creaks sounded through her body, bringing her to hiss through her teeth and force herself to stretch out instead of recoil in pain. She smacked her hand down on her nightstand, just next to her glasses, and dented its surface with a perfect outline of each of her fingers. "... mmkay... so there's that, too, I guess." Slowly, she slid her hand to the side, waiting for the frames to bump against her dense, rubbery skin before creeping her digits over, unfolding them, and guiding them onto her face, the whole process not unlike the docking scene from 2001: A Space Odyssey. Once she could see more than merely vague, foggy impressions of shapes, she moved her legs from beneath the sheets, only to hiss through her teeth at the sensation of the fabric on her skin alternating between euphorically stimulating and abrasively burning. "Huh--Hoh... oooi va veynu." With trembling hands, she unfolded the blanket from over top of herself, hand trembling and body caught in surges of vertigo.

The floor, mostly smooth, cold concrete, felt like sandpaper under her bare soles as she righted herself, her head teetering from a strong, sudden awareness of just how much hair she had atop her head. "Aa--aow." She pressed her feet downward, letting the action ride up through her legs for a few more harsh crackles between her ankles, her knees and her waist, going off like flashes of phosphorous until her center of gravity righted itself. Slowly, she straightened her back and raised her chin, slowly hissing out her breath as she felt the tingle where tension unraveled. In her migraine-like shuffle, she tread in a dirge-like procession to her flip-flops, slipping on one, then the other with a teeter, a totter, then a drop into a crouch. All centered in that tiny, close-in state, Zofie closed her eyes, taking slow, deep breaths and letting each bit of pain, tension and sensation have enough room in her mind to dissipate, attempting to pinpoint just where, and why, this began happening.

Gradually, Zofie's attention started to drop through her torso, moving from the constant thrum between her eyes and drifting down her opening throat, her expanding lungs, past the nuclear churn of her stomach on down to a spot just below her navel. Gradually, she felt her awareness expand from that point, down through her legs and out from the top of her head. With that point as the center, she felt the downward pull from the planet's core, the subtle tugs from the larger objects around her, spreading outward to the Pharos Station, the twin moons, on toward the near planets and the star that Rhy'Din circled. Gradually, the brush of the larger bodies began to draw back, refining to note the asteroids, the smaller satellites, the criss-crossing trails of dragons, planes, birds, and the sway of buildings between the winds and other forces. Once again, she touched to all of the scavenged and oddball items within her warehouse, until drawing back to her skin, her hair, her nails, and deeper still until a spark of realization brought her to look up, sharply, and rise to her feet.

Still unsteady, Zofie stumbled out of the cobbled-together 'hut' of her room and into the main space of the warehouse, her arms outstretched at either side to balance herself limply. She felt the central point become more substantial, while simultaneously feeling the filaments that ran alongside her nerves come alive, blue lines glowing beneath her skin. She started her waddle toward the open, center space of the warehouse, giving herself room to let the process play out. Her stomach began to heat up as the blood rushed from her head, bringing her to double over with a queasiness that harkened back to a time before her massive, dietary change. She hiccuped once... twice... then heaved, doubling over to release whatever wanted out of her from her mouth.

It was as if the act brought her to a place of serenity, settling into her self as she looked on the glowing blue orb covered in flagella-like filaments. Almost immediately, it began to spin, tumbling along the floor at a steady, rapid pace with almost no transition once it hit the wall. Gradually, Zofie righted herself, letting the activated filaments respond, acclimating to the renewed and refined relationship to her center. Dimples settled in her cheeks as she smiled, releasing a slow, even sigh of relief before slipping out of her flip-flops and returning to her room. "Ptch. It is tiiiiime for some Peter Parkerin'."

Blep

Date: 2015-03-01 14:40 EST
20 Feb 2015, Dockside

Calibration, pt 2
"Peter Parkerin'", as Zofie called it, did not go as planned. She lied on her back on one of the side streets, legs still up in the air, with the remnants of a window box scattered on and around her. She sputtered out a mouthful of potting soil and roots before quirking her lips into a dimpled, sour smirk, rolling onto her side and pushing herself up to sit. Splinters and dirt had caked her sleeveless Spider-Man hoodie, which she attempted to clear off with a handful of snow; it was effective, for the most part, but poor Spidey would forever be stuck with one worn-in spot of pink paint on his right knee and a streak of brown that gave the impression of a rip-roaring Spider-Fart. To her, however, it hardly became apparent until she dropped down to set her fingers on her glasses, dead on-point, and unfolded them to set them square on her face. She raised her eyebrows in surprise, wiggling her fingers before finally looking down to survey the damage to her hoodie. "Awwww ****. Sorry, Pete." She sighed through her nose and attempted one last, useless wipe-off at her chest before continuing her stroll through Dockside, pfuffing a breath that sent the top end of a thick pink curl to waver.

The freezing rain splattered and clumped through her hair as she strolled, taking slow, deep breaths as she adjusted to the awakening of her senses. Vibrations clashed in the shifting densities of ice, water and slush, and each plantigrade section of her step felt like static, like every song on a playlist going through at once to become rendered as dross. She took a deep breath as she waited at a crosswalk, letting the stillness sink in for her to adjust. The first elements that registered, and thoroughly, were the trucks and carriages rolling through the intersection, slow-moving and massive while echoing the numerous splatters of sky-dropped sludge upon them. She relaxed her eyes, 'feeling' their shapes as they rolled, lurched, and moved along the roads, peeling through space-time and wobbling, if ever-minutely, from the decreased friction.

The rhythm pulled from the larger moving objects laid a rhythm. Next, she became aware of the uneven clusters of freezing rain, between its pelting of her person and the world around her. The cold hardly bit through her hide as it saturated her hair, her hoodie and torn, cropped jeans, registering as 'wet' fa more than 'cold.' However, with that added layer of damp, she adjusted to the onslaught of inclement weather, slowly tuning it out like the hiss of a record player and observing just where everything became struck. Soon, the shops, the shapes of people on the street, the quality of the windows along the block and the motions between each opened up for her. As the crosswalk turned its signal, she sauntered across the street, passively keeping track of each of the points laid out around her while letting her poorly-sighted eyes relax.

As she moved, her stomach rumbled, prompting a quick glance down an alley toward one of her recently-raided dumpsters, half-expecting the draw of her hunger to bring her toward it. Nevertheless, she felt quite the opposite. The constant motion from the sleet seemed refreshing, nourishing, almost. With a curious quirk of her brow, she bobbed a nod, flexing her fingers once more before taking herself off toward the Wonderplex, in the hopes of catching a bit of the weird cinema to come from Rhy'Din's colorful array of cultures.

Blep

Date: 2015-03-24 20:52 EST
14 March 2011 Columbia, SC
Prof. Don Richards' Office, USC School of Visual Art & Design

The anonymous comment on RapunZeon's tumblr went as follows:

What you are doing is filth! You're encouraging other young women like yourself to indulge in a lapse in morality that is responsible for the dark times we live in today! Stop degrading yourself in front of the eyes of GOD you whore!

RapunZeon's response was such:

I could tell you that the inequality of wealth has more to do with the state of the world, but you won't hear that. I could tell you that God has enough room in heaven for sex workers and that you've confused lechery and desire, but you won't hear that, either. I could tell you that what I do is safer than most actual work environments for women, but you don't care about that. All I have to say is that I hope whatever actually has you mad gets better for you, and this:

Beneath her response was an animated gif, beginning with her face (long, bleach blonde hair, bright purple circle contacts, naturally olive-tan skin, black lipstick, snakebite piercings and a nose ring connected by a chain to her left ear). Fingers press to her her lips before popping off for a blown kiss, her other arm sticking forward and out of frame in 'selfie' fashion. She led the camera down her nude form, her hair covering her breasts, along the tone of her abdomen, and finally between her legs. As she moved past the well-manicured patch of blonde, she spread her legs and zoomed in. Between the frame of pink petals, two vertical rows of teeth bared in a sneer, growling in a digitally-masked monster-voice along with bright orange words on screen:

DON'T **** WITH THE FILTH

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Professor Richards' mouth held tightly as he peered over his laptop's screen at Zofie, his forehead crinkling as he leaned back in his office chair. He set his salt-and-pepper-goateed chin in his hand as he sighed, continuing to stare right at Zofie's face from beneath his eyebrows. "... I can't even be mad. I can't even be mad."

The blood rushed from Zofie's face as she crossed her arms over herself, quaking as her eyes, a deep brown without her contacts, went wide behind her glasses. "Uhm..." She set her heels against the office carpet, slowwwly panning her eyes toward the closed door before quickly shooting them back to her professor. "Uhh..."

Don leaned back in his chair and waved both of his hands, squeezing his eyes shut. "Naaw, nawww, no... no. Zofie, please, oh my lord no. This isn't me trying to blackmail you into--" He slapped his hands down on the arms of his office chair and shook his head. "No."

"Am I gonna git kicked out?? Are y'gonna call my Nanna??" She pressed her palms to her forehead and stuck her fingers in her hair, her breath quickening as she tucked her knees up to her chest and tears welled up in her eyes. "Look, I know I could have gotten some other job, but I kin do this from my apartment and school's expensive already before I add in all the school supplies and I had to git shots from the last time I went dumpster divin' for a found art project cuz I fell onto a rusty nail after gettin' a possum bite!" She bit her lip, scraping her her teeth against it while smoothing back her hair. "Don't let my secondary education be a montage from a silly '90s MTV cartoon!"

Don's head dropped as he heard the last sentence, pausing... before his shoulders started to shake with laughter. Zofie's face softened as she let down her legs, smoothing down her hair to tuck behind her ears, slowwwly blowing a sigh out of pursed lips, then sticking out her chin and narrowing her eyes in a pout. Her expression persisted as Don looked up from his laughter fit, wiping away one of his own tears as he exhaled out the last, and the only voiced, laugh. "Auuuhahuhuh. Oh... No, you're fine, Zofie. For one, if you're going to do this kinda work, maybe take out your mouth-rings on campus, because the rest of the world is kinda stupid about this sort of thing, and... just tell me y'don't use any school supplies when you made those teeth. However, do tell me how you made 'em! I haven't seen a transition that smooth since... ever. I didn't even see the transition!"

Zofie's lips kept the last vestiges of her pout as she sat up, looking from side to side. She took a deep breath, cleared her throat, and finally, she began. "Awright... no, I didn't use school stuff." She sat forward, elbows on her knees as her hands clapped together, eyebrows high while her smile burst across her face. "Okay, so I had to use some filters n' **** to hide some of the finer details, but it's dentures, latex and plasticine that I put some bronzer and a bunch of nail polish on. I kin bring it in tomorrow if y'wanna see--"

"No. Never... ever again. I think you scared me into being even gayer than I already am."

Blep

Date: 2015-03-26 21:26 EST
24 March 2015, Shinebox Entertainment Offices

The lights faded back to life as Zofie's reel came to a close, its final image that of a hand made from salvaged metal starting to tear at what looked like humanoid skin before cutting to black. The Committee members present, a cybernetically enhanced human male being in a half-open shirt with thick, dark hair and a three-day beard, a red-haired half-elf in a push-up bra, leather vest and floor-length skirt patterned after the night sky, and a silver-haired halfling in a linen suit and a half-finished cigar perched in his deft, yet thick fingers, each worked on their own expressions as they looked from the blank screen and back to Zofie, taking their time to make her squirm.

"Soooo, that was... uh..." The cyborg's one green-glowing eye flickered as his lips went flat and his finger tapped on the desk, leaving the space open for one of his two cohorts to answer.

Zofie might not have outwardly squirmed, yet her bare toes spread wide before attempting to bury into the huge throw-rug in the office floor, seated in a rolling chair and done up as prim as she could muster. An eggshell-colored set of jacket and crop pants settled around her shoulders and hips respectively, while a sleeveless, mint-green top with a high-ruffled collar hugged her torso tightly beneath; flattering, yet not showy. She opted on gold and blue for her glasses, nose ring, toe rings and nails; the skull-charm anklet was too much of a security blanket for her to leave behind, yet the inquisitive, judgmental stare from the board had her questioning that decision somewhere in the back of her head near the nape of her neck. She brought up a darling purse of her lips and smoothed her hand along her dreadlock bun, slowwwwly blowing out her breath. "Uhm... I'm not plannin' on makin' it too high-concept. Like... I actually want people to watch it and not get bored or overstimulated over nothin'. I just picked out some shots for the reel that show what I can do with what I got."

The halfling raised his hand as he leaned back, settled in some dangling chair composed of rattan and high-tension wire late of Old Temple. The act brought the others' eyes to him and quieted whatever they might have said, at which time he took another drag from his cigar, held the smoke, and spoke through the wisps as they tumbled from his mouth. "Et's obvyuss that I luike yar stuyle, Mess Kamenskee." He gestured in a quick point from his similarly-cut suit to her own, his own furred feet left to dangle casually from his chair, loose as an opium lush halfway to catching the dragon. "Me only question es; wot kuinda time slot are ya plannen' on, an' 'ow many epesodes ya thenk y'can deleffur?"

Zofie drew up her dimpled grin as the halfling gestured between them, a nervy, yet encouraging laugh slipping out before falling quiet once again. She inhaled to speak, yet the clear, whip-crack voice of the half-elf cut her off at the pass.

"You keep telling us what it's not going to be. I don't want to give airtime to what something isn't. I won't tune in to watch 'not-Spartacus' or 'not-Midnight Gardens'. It... looks impressive, whatever it is you're doing, but--" The edge of the half-elf's hand collided with her palm repeatedly to punctuate the point she attempted to make. "--I Need a Clear Idea of What you Want to Do Before I Pay for it. Got it?"

"Yes ma'am." Zofie dipped her chin to nod in deference to the other woman's words, her shoulders sinking, yet still with her pride intact. "I have a treatment typed up on the same thumb-drive. If y'don't have the means to read that, I kin get you a printed copy in an hour, tops. It's mostly goin' for an adventure-noir crowd, and I think that the main cast has a good enough bridge to draw lots o' folks in. I might have undercut on the dragons, though, but--"

The cyborg raised his metallic hand and made a shooing motion off to the size of Zofie, as if brushing away her sentiments. "Hey, hey, whoawhoawhoa. Let us worry about demographics; you just focus on the work. We aren't looking to make one show for everybody, but we'd like to have a show for everybody. There's no perfect soup, but there're perfect soups. We'll get back to you if there's anything that might be a problem. Just don't be an ass, alright?"

"Yessir." Zofie instinctively wiped her palms on the knees of her pants in spite of her lack of sweat, slowwwing her breath down as she listened to the three different types of intimidating business people in front of her, all so dreadfully casual with the power they wielded in this meeting. She glanced from one side of the room to the other. Finally, that squirm started to show itself above her ankles.

"Well--" The cyborg brought his meat-hand down on the desk as he leaned back, his smile wide and actually reaching his eyes, enough to bring Zofie's expression to a paradox of relief and excitement. "-- we'll contact you by the weekend and let you know what we think!"

"Thank you so much, y'all!" Zofie popped up to her feet with her hands clasped together, fingers interlaced, shoulders high but her smile bright. She unfurled one hand and fluttered a point toward the thumb-drive stuck in the tablet on the half-elf's desk. "Y-y'all kin keep that, if y'like. Thank you so much..." She winced briefly as she slid one foot back. "... again."

The halfling let out a low, smoky chortle as he moved his cigar over the ashtray, letting the long, gray spend of it fall free to reveal the bright orange cone of its cherry as he waved. "Bye bye, now."

Blep

Date: 2015-04-12 00:19 EST
4 April 2015, Geiseric Valk's Domain

Geiseric Valk sat down somewhere in the midst of the entwined, blue-and-orange tree trunks that had started to bloom in his Domain's thicket, their branches and trunks forming a lattice that permitted the faint light on the horizon to filter through. Both hands rested in his lap, and within his palms sat a head-sized seed covered in a transparent green casing. Flecks of sparkling yellow swirled and entwined in the substance, beginning from the seed and filtering around the medium to spark out along its skin and reflecting off of the Revenant's own.

Zofie followed behind Robburt, the ambulatory Philosopher's Stone, through the cozily-minimalist workspace and out into Geist's Domain, scratching carefully at the backs of her arms. Zofie's fingers scrunched and flexed as she dipped a curtsey for Robburt and padded out onto the Brink's black soil. Her toes recoiled for a moment at the familiar, rubbery feel of the unformed substrate against her skin before dropping down, one by one, onto it, the shiver crawling up her legs and bringing her left ankle to crackle. She closed her eyes and crossed one arm over her solar plexus as the other clutched at the collar of the shirt, a deep breath heralding her approach.

"I take it your change was difficult, yes?" Geist turned to the side from where he sat, one hand dropping in support at the other still clutched the seed, a finger tapping against it as a tell that he was still trying to consider what to do with it. His face, nevertheless, turned to Zofie, lips held firmly and eyes soft, with the vague hints of guilt and apology hidden behind their blacklit glare.

Zofie pursed her lips and nodded, her dreads rustling along her shoulders as she strode along the Absence of Moss that denoted the trail to the clearing, her footfalls echoing in a familiar frequency. Her hand drifted up to settle her fingertips on her glasses, steady yet careful not to break them under her their tremble. She sighed through her nose as she breached into the clearing, just random enough to give the impression of a natural formation, yet definitely something produced by a reasoned mind attempting to step backward from high design and toward nature's wisdom. She rubbed at her shoulder as she sat down just to the side of the entrance, soon transferring that rub to her left ankle, bearing the loop of braided leather from which little metal skull charms dangled. "It doesn't foster the most pleasant of memories, no."

"Hrh." Geist released a sympathetic sigh as he stood, rolling the seed off toward one of the paths branching off from the primary clearing, gradually following a downhill roll and twirl around banks and valleys as of yet unseen by any but its proprietor. He walked over to her slowly before dropping to a crouch, wrists atop knees and elbows loose, looking off to the side and toward the wandering light around the horizon while his shoulders centered on Zofie's. "You've taken to it well, nevertheless."

"It's not like I had much of a choice but to take to it. Plus, it's not like whatever I got goin' on is at fault for what happened. It just happened to show up at the right time for me." She bobbled back and forth as she muttered the last sentence, smirking at the incredulity of her words as she ran a hand through the tendrils of her hair. "But um... yeah. Kinda... had to do some ****ed up stuff to stay alive." She set a single metallic skull in between her forefinger and thumb, rolling the pad of the latter across its face as her eyes kept down toward the ground. "... It was... It was easy at the time, and that ****s me up the most." She squeezed her eyes shut and shook her head, setting her loosening dreads to rattle around her cheeks. "Ennyway, I've been havin' a horrible time sleepin'. The late night dumpster binges are gittin' bad, too. I haven't crapped in two months, but I've farted up a storm--"

"Enough, Miss Kaminsky." Geist raised his hand in abeyance as he fought back a snicker, the corner of his mouth rising carefully. After a moment, he moved in his crouch to her side, squinting as he took a deep inhale through his nose above her crown.

Zofie winced as Geist leaned in, her jaw pushing forward and nose scrunching in distaste. "The **** you sniffin' me for after I talked about fartin'!?" As he dropped to sit and stare, deep in thought into the distance, she tucked her arm in close and crossed it with the other, shoulders high as she hugged herself. "The **** you sniffin' me for, then gettin' introspective!? That's some unnervin' ****, dude!"

Geist nodded absently in response to Zofie's protests, still setting his indigo gaze off in the distance as he spoke. "It erh... your Charge. You are under stress, yes?"

"Yeeeah?" Zofie drew her arm in and down, pulling up her knees to her chest and holding at the top of her shins. "I'm kinda... doin' a ton for this TV show. What's that got t'do with ennythang? 'n... whatcha mean by Charge? Am I turnin' into a magnet?"

"You see..." Geist scooted back just a few inches, widening the space between them in preparation for the possibility of drawing diagrams in the 'dirt' beneath them. "Originally, we outfitted the old Cavaliers with certain markers which grew over time. These markers had a few predetermined shapes and functions; the weapon, the mount, and the shelter." Geist drew a few sparse diagrams of a spear, a horse, and a hut in short order. "These functions have been retained through the modernization of Cavalier technology, yet the information overwhelms them quickly, leading them to act out. As yours has yet to make any sort of appearance, and your current circumstances, seems to indicate that you've little trouble with mobility or externalizing your will into the world. I must ask, however, about your living space."

Zofie rested her forehead in her palms before smoothing her hands back, loosening one or two of the dreads which hung at her temples. "It's a nightmare. I'm livin' in the warehouse I work out of, surrounded by all the stuff I work with. It's... y'know, I used to live in my workspace, and I thought I could git back into that..." She shook her head and closed her hands, setting her chin on her knuckles. "I dunno what's happened."

Geist listened, his brows narrowing as his chin drifted forward. "If... we go back to your experience after becoming a Stranger--"

"I'd rather we didn't right now, Dr. Phil."

"Hah! Yes, fair enough." Geist smiled out of one corner if his mouth as he dropped to a seat, crossing his legs and resting his wrists on his knees. "At any rate, your experiences between your time at home and your time here has affected you. It is perhaps your... lack of acceptance of this time that weighs upon you. Perhaps you might work on creating your own space, away from obligations. If your Charge has kept you up, and has been amassing energy, then perhaps some of your work might need you to make a better space for it to manifest... to give you shelter."

By the time that Geist had finished talking, Zofie's cheeks had wet streaks running down them, leading her to rub her hand beneath her nose as she sniffled. However, as her eyes lifted to the giant revenant, she held a tender, genuine smile, nodding slightly as she swallowed. "... I kin... I kin try to do that."

Blep

Date: 2015-05-18 00:14 EST
12 July 2014, Cargo Hold of the Inter-versal Prison Transport Ship Makara, Deep Occult

Fresh Meat
"You ffh--You bastards!" Ensign James Franklin slammed his fist against the sliding metal door to the cargo hold once he noticed the handles and latches on his side had been melted to keep him inside. He scrambled and screamed, stepping back two paces to rocket his heel at the latch, only to send himself further within. The mutineers and escaped prisoners were kind enough to leave him with his emergency light attached to his belt, as well as his uniform. He fumbled at his belt for a moment before finally taking hold of the flashlight, clicking the button on its handle and turning it toward the nigh-palpable darkness of the hold.

What had been a bright, bustling little arrangement of lifts, boxes and workers had, in the four weeks since the uprising, turned the place into an abattoir. Thick, old splatters of pink and gray that used to be crew members stained the walls intermittently. Boxes had been torn open, scattered about like the aftermath of a Christmas morning. A gurgle in his stomach led him to turn the light toward one of the food crates, then another, and another, until finally noting that every single one still present had been emptied, packaging and all. As he stepped forward, a blur of pink shot across the cone of light from his flashlight's head, causing him to stumble right back against the door. "****!!"

"H-Hello?" The voice that drew out from the shadows was high, soft, with just a hint of a scratch to it. "I can't see y'all..." The tremor of long, matted pink hair touched the edge of the light as the figure leaned her head around the corner, expressive lips held open just a bit from under a nose that veered a tad toward aquiline, though still understated in comparison to the rest of her face. Eyes blue enough to resemble contacts stared wide and wild, if blindly, before squinting into the light pointed toward her. "... well... okay, aow, yeah, I kin see that jus' fine..."

"Oh thank God." James breathed a sigh of relief as he doubled over, setting his hand on his knee while tilting the flashlight just a little bit away from the pink-haired girl peeping from behind the crate. He looked back toward her with bright green eyes, grinning as reassuringly as he could manage; he was a young fellow, with chestnut brown hair that had just started to show raggedness from where his crew cut had grown out. He remained low as he extended his hand, fingers flexing to coax her out as if she were a startled animal. "It's okay, little lady. I won't hurt you."

She simply smiled, setting dimples into her olive-skinned cheeks before creeping forward, just a tad, with most of her upper body covered by the tangled curtain of her hair. Bare footfalls landed tentatively along the hold's floor, padding against metal and squishing in substances unknown. Around her ankle, a metal chain with small charms clanked, still indistinct in the low light. Her only clothing seemed to be a ragged pair of pants torn off at the calf and a jacket missing a sleeve, both stained in blood and reminiscent of Franklin's own uniform. Her eyes remained unfocused, yet she followed along the trail made by the flashlight well enough, her gait weak, yet well-balanced, if unnaturally so. Every so often, her shuffle brought a bit of her hair or a bit of jacket to drift back, giving the officer a momentary glimpse of her firm abdomen and well-crafted curvature before slipping back to cover.

"I'm James." He cleared his throat as he scratched at the back of his head, biting hard on his lower lip before peeling it out between his teeth as he watched the girl approach. Turning his eyes away once, toward a horrible splatter on the wall, and finally up to an unsullied upper corner of the room, he started to rise, slowly, as not to startle her. "What's your name?"

"Hey there, James." The arm not bearing a sleeve raised, her fingertips fluttering during her wave. She cleared her throat as she drew in closer, a short hop taking her over the railing and onto stairs that led toward the door, her coat and hair and body all awash with motion and distraction. "I'm Zofie." She rubbed one eye with her wrist as she crossed one leg behind the other, balancing it on the tip of her toe. Something dark, viscous ran down her sole as it kept turned away from him, waiting for a moment to scrape it off on the edge of a step. "Where y'from, James?"

"Oh, me?" James pressed his palm to his chest as he looked around, frowning in concentration until he found a blown-out fuse box onto which he placed his flashlight, pointing it upward to act more as a diffuse lamp for the both of them. His hands went back on his hips as he stood at the top of the steps, looking just past Zofie, yet keeping her in his peripheral vision. "I'm from Grand Rapids, Michigan. It's... on a place called... Earrrth?" He slowwwly let his eyes drift back down to Zofie, lips pursed in query to see if any spark of recognition showed on her.

"Oh ****, you're from Michigan!?" Her bubblegum pink brows tipped up as her posture straightened, heels together and hands slightly tilted out at the sides, betraying a background in either dance or gymnastics. Her smile seemed genuine from her nose down, yet her eyes held something a little sad behind them. "I'm from Columbia, South Carolina, m'self!"

"Really?? Hahaa!!" James popped to life clapping his hands in surprise, causing Zofie to jump, just a hair, from her spot on the steps. "Oh.. uh... sorry. It's... I don't meet many other people from Earth out this way. They're usually from the outer colonies, and... I don't have to tell you how hard it is to deal with the weirdos from the Jovian stations. They have this need to inject tonal shifts in the middle of everything they say, and it--"

"Whoooa, whoooa." Zofie put both of her hands up, her heels turning out as she winced, dimples once again fetchingly settling into her cheeks. "I think we might be from different Earths. The space program on mine has just been privatized and we're still usin' fossil fuels n' ****. It's a fluke that 'm out here, in the first place."

James hissed his inhale through his teeth as he shrugged bashfully, once again rubbing at the back of his head. "Oop. Sorry... just got excited, is all." As he settled, he looked off to the side, into the dimly lit hold. He squinted for a moment as he caught sight of what was left of a ribcage. The holes in it looked uneven, chewed through. However, the prisoners were a scary lot from across the multiverse, likely to have hidden particularly brutal weapons. He turned his eyes back to Zofie with an apologetic half-smile, his eyes drifting to the dip in her throat, then down the bare strip of her torso between the edges of her jacket before snapping back up and away with a hard cough. "So... what has you in here, of all places?"

"Well..." Zofie raised her brows and shuffled in her stance, sliding her hands into her pockets nonchalantly as she took the opportunity to wipe her feet on the stairs. "I stowed away on here a little over a month ago... n' once all hell broke loose, I jus'... wasn't too agreeable to the change in management, so they tossed me in here. It ain't terrible. I mean, they keep me fed, n' all, but it's only enough to remind me how hungry I am." She made an 'o' with her lips and dipped her chin, her shoulders tightening.

James quirked up his lips as he nodded, shrugging up his shoulders, then his hands before going back to his default, practiced Superman pose. "Yeah. They've been strange, that way. Some of the crew they tortured right on the deck in front of everyone, and others, they just... let loose in some other part of the ship. The intercom network's down, and it's not like we really get much of a chance to know every last part of the ship." His head cocked just a tad as he regarded Zofie, still fit, still lovely, but shaking ever-so-slightly from the reminder of her hunger. "... say. I'm gonna see if I can figure out a way out of here. We can hop an escape pod, and rocket off to some nice little rimworld, and I can treat you to a nice dinner. Sound good?"

Zofie kept her eyes away from him as he made his plea, a lock of pink across her cheek hiding their hollowness, the tedium of hearing it, before she turned back to face him. Her eyes crinkled as her smile went broad, close-lipped. If he had any bit of attention paid to it, her expression read as overwhelmingly sad behind it. "Yeah... that sounds real good."

"Great!" James brought up his hand in a victorious fist as he turned, reaching for the flashlight to start the search around the cargo bay. "Don't worry, Zofie. We'll get out of here in no time."

Before he had time to register, to notice, diamond bit about the size of a quarter floated up from Zofie's pocket, spinning in place... before firing forward. James simply felt a sudden thud at the base of his skull before his lights went out, his face still awash with hope and gusto as his body tumbled to the floor.

Zofie sighed as she raised her hand, letting the diamond bit float back into her grasp as she reached down to take James' arms and drag him down the steps. "I'm... sure you would've tried your best, but it wouldn't've been worth nothin'. S'what happened to Warden Bacall on that first day." She pulled him toward one of the hollowed out crates, dipping back into the darkness. "I jus' figured it'd be better for you to go out hopeful instead of sour..." She unzipped his jacket and tossed it aside, raising his arm toward her lips. "Plus... despair shocks the meat."

Once again, as it had for every week of the last six months, the sound of tearing flesh and crunching bone echoed from the cargo hold of the Makara.

Blep

Date: 2015-06-02 21:34 EST
24 August 1993 Elmwood Park, Columbia, South Carolina

Gaspar Yezdi's wiry, brown-suited form stood in the doorway to the home he shared with his wife, Asenath Nazir, staring at the long-haired, spindly toddler who stared back at him. While already a rich brown color, the sun had darkened his skin to match the leather of his luggage, which made the gray of his curly spray of hair and thick mustache stand out all the more. Slowly, he raised chestnut-brown eyes toward the living room, where, beneath the whoosh of a ceiling fan, Asenath sat in linen clothes and a crocheted shrug, Her own hair still retaining its deep, night's shade in spite of the encroachment of thundercloud gray. "Dearest wife..." He looked once more on the gangly child, dark eyed, olive-skinned, with hair the color of mulch after three days sun left long to the middle of her back. She would have been a stranger had he not seen his wife's straight-angled nose hidden in the potential of the little girl's face. In one hand, she clutched a wax paper wrapper while a zip-line of spit connected from her lips to the first knuckle of a little fist, the paper recently emptied of a salt water taffy. "Erh..." He pushed the door closed with a saddle-shoed foot before shooting a look from the girl to Asenath, his lips disappearing beneath his mustache as one brow slowly crept higher than the other.

"Zofie, this is your Grandfather. His name is Gaspar." Asenath moved from her deep recline into the couch toward a more upright state, stiff joints making her motions seem like clockwork. "Gaspar, <hup!>" She tipped forward, onto her feet, then slowly rose, her fingertips touching to the surface of the coffee table before she reached full upright. Her deep, dark eyes met his as her smile spread, her shoulders turning toward him as her hand outstretched to gesture toward the girl from her spot five yards away. "This is your Granddaughter. Her name is Zofie Asenath Kaminsky."

"Aiiyaiyai--Kaminsky??" Gaspar brought his palm up to face the ceiling as his one arm shrugged, while the other lodged itself into the nimbus-like mess of his hair. "Who is Kaminsky?? Why does she have this name?" He faced his wife imploringly, yet she still spared a look down to little Zofie with an apologetic smile.

Asenath seemed to float to her husband's side with her hands outstretched, her eyes rolling skyward as she shook her head, bringing her hip-length hair to rustle around her shoulders. "Ohh it's one of Darya's long stories." She settled her fingers in the collar of his jacket and tugged demandingly, leading him to plaintively drop his arms and let her take his jacket off of him. "She named her after an executive from California with whom she shared a wild week out in the Nevada desert. We had some suspicions about the child's actual parentage, yet he did submit a paternity test and it came back positive. Thankfully..." Asenath sighed as she set Gaspar's coat on its rack, shuffling back to set her hand on his chest and rise to meet the corner of his lips with a kiss, all a moment of ritual around which the both of them had built to facilitate the warps and wefts of their later years. "... Zofie was placed in my legal custody not long after her birth. Mister Kaminsky offered to pay child support and share custody. I declined the second offer, for I believe that a child ought to be raised with care instead of obligation whenever possible. To the first... well..." She shrugged and smirked, tilting her head just slightly to the left. "Idealism rarely remembers to factor in the cost of diapers."

Gaspar's eyes stilled as he looked toward the floor, listening to Asenath recount the story. With a heavy sigh and a shake of his head, he let his hand linger on her back, steadying him as he landed back home slowly from his four year journey abroad. "I have to be honest, I was hoping that she could be one of Lila's, but that daughter was blessed with too much sense to choose motherhood, while the other... too little sense to be a mother." He pressed his lips to the left of his wife's crown, holding himself to her.

Seeing her grandmother dote on the fellow in the same way that she doted on Zofie brought a smile to the little child's face if only momentarily, her little hand reaching into the bag as she toddled closer to him. She was still tentative, nervous, yet slowly, she pulled out a green pistachio saltwater taffy, holding it up to him as if it glowed and held mystic power. "You can have this."

Gaspar looked down toward the child, confused for but a moment, and then gradually sank down to one knee. His eyes were warm, yet they held the perfect timing for contact with the little girl's eyes. His face bloomed into a close-lipped smile, sending the ends of his mustache up toward his cheekbones as he took the taffy from her hand and into his own. "Thank you, Zofie." He patted the child's head as he stood, a warm, careful gesture in the same vein as showing affection to a recently-introduced cat. "I hope to show you many things, young lady. But, for now..." He loosened his tie, took off his shoes, and made a slumping, animated slide toward the kitchen. "... for now I will have tea, and you will have lemonade, and the both of us will have cookies."

Zofie followed in his wake; that arrangement seemed fair enough.

Blep

Date: 2016-01-18 12:24 EST
3 October 2015 Willard Nursing Care, Charleston, South Carolina

"... Who in blazes are you?" Gaspar's glare toward the pink-haired, barefoot, bespectacled intruder carried a particular mix of scorn's furrowed brows, confusion's tension in the neck, and panic's back-and-forth darting of his eyes. He glanced from the woman to the emergency button next to his bed, standing stone still in the middle of his modest, yet cozy room.

"I'm uh..." Zofie closed her eyes and brought a hand to the back of her neck, her head dropping to a far enough angle that her glasses should have slipped off of her face. A single lock of hair brushed by her cheek as she crossed one ankle behind the other, looking up cordially, but still tensely, toward her grandfather. "I'm just here t'check up on ya, sir." She dipped in a curtsey, all of her teeth showing in a quick, yet tender grin.

Gaspar turned away from the emergency button by an inch, yet he still refused to keep his look toward the stranger as anything but askance and hard around the eyes. He raised a finger, slowly and close to his body, and moved it up and down in indication of her clothing. "You dress like a belly dancing clown who fell into a crayon factory. You look ridiculous."

A snort preceded Zofie's burst into a peal of laughter that she muffled with her palm, the opposite arm crossing over her middle. She caught her breath and nodded, her lips tight in an attempt to restrain her smile, yet her dimples firmly set in her cheeks. "I've heard somethin' to that effect, sure. But, I don't really dress for other people, so..."

"Hmph! You sound like my wife." He tossed his hand in the air dismissively as he puttered toward the door in small steps, reaching for the sturdy metal cane that rested next to it. Gaspar's hair had receded to a curly white peak atop his head, yet the hair that remained was still as wild as ever. Lines cut deeper into his skin, made paler from his indoor lifestyle, yet it still retained its base of rich brown. His eyes and his mouth were what remained the most salient change; the latter seemed slack beneath his bristly mustache, while the former teetered between vacancy and wild, perplexed glances. "I am going to get my lunch. I don't feel like talking to strangers today. Goodbye." He wasted no time in turning the corner and shuffling down the hall, emitting loud hails and rumbling chuckles as he passed staff and fellow residents.

She remained mummified in her own limbs as Gaspar passed, her giddy little smile eventually relaxing while her eyes went half-lidded. Her arms dropped before her legs uncrossed, settling her square enough to support the deep sigh and quiet sob in the back of her throat once he was out of earshot. "Goodbye, Baba." She took the long route out, taking to the quieter hallways on her path toward the nearest exit she could take without causing a stir.