Topic: Bad Seeds

Blep

Date: 2015-04-06 03:28 EST
The voice through Zofie's headphones was stiff, overdone. It was the sound of a person who watched Fight Club and didn't get the joke. It was the voice used by someone who thought being tough was drinking a lot, wearing black leather jackets, not shaving and ignoring back pain unnecessarily. It was someone who only saw violence on TV too stupid to understand hurt, showing dull, blunt bravado without a hint of irony. It was supposed to be the voice of a bureaucrat shown firsthand what their decisions had wrought, and it sounded like an extra on The Blacklist. It was the ninth vocal track that she listened to that night with similar problems. "I think we'll just have to show those damn drow who the real nightmares are around here."

Worse than all of this, all nine went way, waaay off-script.

Zofie fumbled with her laptop's touchpad, unable to click 'stop' fast enough on the voice over dailies that came back to her. The headphones flung themselves from her head and onto the couch next to her as she leaned back, staring near-blindly at the ceiling as she ran her hands down her face. "Uuuuuuugh whaaaaat in the hell?"

With a deep sigh and a drop of her chin back down to her chest, she grabbed her phone in her toes from the coffee table and brought her leg in, passing it to her hand and thumbing in the number to the producer, a Marquis Jodo Vennaqi. She slid her leg beneath her knee as the toes on her still-extended leg held the table, hard enough for the wood to creak and spinter with five dents beneath her digits. She crossed her unoccupied arm over her abdomen, scraping her nails at her side beneath her tank top. Electric blue eyes set hard, unblinking, as the rings eventually clicked to voice mail. Of course it went to voice mail.

"You've called the Marquis Vennaqui. He isn't picking up his phone. Tell him what you want, and we'll see what happe--."

Zofie closed her eyes and hung up, taking a deep breath in, and releasing with a long, low growl. "****er prob'ly doesn't even have my number." She let go of the phone, letting it float back to the table as she pulled her foot free, letting the dust float outward, then conceal in a tight ball of pulp before falling to the floor. "This ain't Sammie's script at all. The *** is he--?"

With her lips pursed, she set the headphones back onto her ears and went back to the audio files, readying herself for a sleepless night bound to culminate in bitter fruit.

Blep

Date: 2015-04-09 21:52 EST
Zofie cleared her throat and fussed with a dread that had tumbled loose from the rest of the tied-back mass as she waited in the French cafe across the street from Sammie's flat, her free hand poking at her phone while Burrito Bison bounced across the screen. Eventually, her phosphorescent-nailed fingers released the lock and dropped back to the table, taking hold of the edge of her emptied plate, knuckle and thumb ready to break off a piece of the ceramic before she stopped herself, hissing an inhale through her nose and blowing her exhale from puffed cheeks. "Whoooa... noooo... Got in enough trouble with that before."

As Zofie pushed her plate away with the tip of her finger and took up her sizeable mug of chai to sip, the anemically pale, swampy-brown-haired form of Sammie trudged in, dragging his stride through weighty knee-high boots laden with buckles and capped with spiked bronze at the toe. He turned his dark-circled eyes upwards to Zofie as he raised his hand to wave, slow and laden with a clatter of bracelets as he clomped to the seat across from her and ever-so-delicately dropped himself into it. Slight points to his ears poked through hair that reached mid-back as he set his narrow chin in his palm, wincing tenderly to show his nearly dainty teeth. "You caught it too, huh?"

Zofie met his wave with a dimpled grin and a lean back, setting the ball of a bare foot on the chair across from her to push it out for the script-writer before tucking it back beneath her seat, perched with its companion on the pads of her toes. Both hands took to the mug as she tilted in the sip, reflexively squinting before noting the lack of vapor fogging up her glasses. The squint turned into a wide-eyed nod as she brought the mug gingerly down, leeeaning back in her seat as huffed a sigh. "Dude... it was a ****in' atrocity. I dunno what you did t'git under the sound department's skin, but it's like they're dead set on tankin' this."

Sammie huffed as the waitress, a giddy, stuttering calico neko-girl in blue and white rockabilly garb, clacked up to the table, nearly choking on her tongue as she fought with her words. The half-elf turned to set his eyes on hers, his lips drawn in, but the empathetic smile touching the corner of his eyes. "Rose and bergamot tea would be lovely. In a mug for here." She smiled as she sighed in relief, giving a confirming nod before clacking back to the counter to place the order. Once they were left in privacy once again, Sammie leaned forward on his elbows, long-fingered hands flat on the table as he whispered. "Well... If it is who I think it is, it isn't about me as much as it is about him..."

"Ohhh?" Zofie tucked her legs in next to her atop her chair, scooting herself in with a hint of her juju as she leaned her ear in closer to listen, all the while sipping enthusiastically on her chai.

"Yeah... Well, Rhenn was seeing this college-age human girl not too long ago. Huuuge age gap between them." Sammie raised both of his index fingers from the table and let them drift apart in lieu of a full gesticulation before continuing. "So, she had this idea for a show, but she was kind of new to cosmopolitan life, and so a lot of her ideas were..." He winced hard enough to crinkle the edges of his mouth, letting the expression pass the buck to Zofie.

"... Provincial?" The pink-haired Cavalier set her chin on her knuckles as she raised a brow, pulling her lips into a half-smirk.

"That's the word. Anyway, he was way more into her than she was into him, and so she drifted off to... well, to grow up, get her degree, and meet people her own age. Anyway, Rhenn got obsessed after she ditched him, and so whenever there's a show, or a movie that has a ping with that crusty old script, he tries to turn the project into that idea because of a promise he kept to some schoolgirl who, if my last time catching up with her at the film festival is any indication, is pretty embarrassed by that story." Sammie's pinkie strummed his bottom lip as he looked out to the street, turning only to meet the waitress with a kind smile as she tilted down to set the mug on the table before him, all shy side-glances and a slight, fangy smile before sashaying away with her tail pointed skyward.

Zofie's tongue-out, one-eye-squint grimace luckily transpired before the waitress sauntered over as she processed the tale, leaving the cat-girl's heart-flutters unburst by her distaste for the story. "Uuugh, gawd, that's just awful. So what's with the voice actors?"

"They're his *****y friends. He tells the hired voice actors the wrong times and gets his goon squad to come in instead, then tries to pass it off that the original VAs are unreliable. He's ruined at least five shows this way, that I'm aware of, but no one can trace this back to him. He's poison."

Zofie folded her legs and dropped her hands into her lap, chin dipping down sorrowfully as she fussed with the cuffs on her white capris. "... If I were more optimistic and better at bein' sneaky in ways that weren't huntin', then I'd say we could figure out how to git 'im... Can't put a nail through a turd, though."

Sammie's nose scrunched as he coughed up a grin, equal parts grimace and smile. "You have a way with words. It's not always the scenic route, but it's a way."

"Mnrh..." Zofie fidgeted with her glasses after receiving the compliment, her free hand crossing over her solar plexus and tapping at her side. "Speakin' of words, you still in contact with Rhenn's ex-whatever she is?"

"Not... personally." Sammie ran his fingers back through his hair before lifting his mug, blowing across it before taking a gentle sip. "She... well, weird circumstances show up a lot around here. Anyway, she went to a sorcery academy for a while before landing in New Haven and writing these sprawling metaphysical manuals." He sighed and burbled his lips for a moment, took another sip of tea, and glanced with an approving nod to the waitress before continuing. "However, she does seminars at least once a month. They're stuffy, and boring, and I don't get how anyone can give that much of a **** about these theories that change every few years, but it's what makes her happy, and it's still better than the crap she was writing in school."

"Hm." Zofie went still, for once, while listening to Sammie talk, still with her eyes cast toward the table, her arms crossed, and her legs folded. Eventually she looked up at Sammie, the light playing off of the skull-stud in her nose as her lips curled to set the dimples in her smile. "Well... I think they might be due for a reunion." As her body uncoiled, she stuck out one leg and twisted to fish out a few bills from her pocket, slapping them down on the table before rising to her feet and scampering out, rustling the half-elf's hair. "Thanks, Sammie!" She spared a glance over her shoulder to wave to the waitress, ending with a jerk of her head toward Sammie as she hustled away.

Blep

Date: 2015-04-16 18:51 EST
"-- when the Hypersphere collapses..." Svyeta Perunova held her marker in an overhand grip with her right hand as the left wielded an eraser, each moving in concert as her mandala-like diagram kept changing and shifting throughout her seminar. At least a third of the mages in the audience had jaws slack and eyes wide as their minds exploded to life, while quite a few either winced uncomfortably from how foreign the paradigm seemed (most of the Awakened Mages present, save for the few members of House Thig throwing each other the horns and pointing like excited children seeing Mickey Mouse for the first time). The hardcore and itinerant Sorcerologists alike sketched and typed dryly, too caught up in the word and the symbol to put together the meat of her words. "... the ensuing vacuum creates a vector for the water to flow into Realspace and the heat to flow out. And there you have it: a look under the hood of your average ice spell!"

One member of the audience, seated in the far back row, hadn't heard a word she said. His eyes were simple scrying orbs, watching her movement and writing poetry about the way her elbows bent, the way her ass likely looked behind her knee-length blue cardigan, how the leather of her gladiator sandals brushed against her ankle, how her camisole clung to small, perky breasts with no bra between skin and silk, even though it was loose and cut high enough to maintain her modesty. His teeth clenched hard, and his neck nearly quaked from the tension he forced into it. His right ankle, still newly set in a brace after a freak accident broke his tibia, throbbed from his on-foot trek from Old Temple to New Haven, assured that his suffering would show the depths of his seven-year-long devotion to her. His bright green hair's spikes wilted under his perspiration, hair gel and dye running down the back of his neck. A faded Eagles of Death Metal tee clung uncomfortably to his chest, holes eating at the collar and at the sleeves. As if to check, he ran his palm over the nametag reading "Rhenn" that he wrote extra-large, while fidgeting with the program that Zofie, the Rob-Zombie-Groupie-looking animator, had given him in his other hand, already wrecked from sweat.

"Any questions?" Svyeta turned to face the crowd and clapped her hands together once, letting her storm-bright green eyes scan across the assembled group, wide and soft. Rhenn's hand shot up high as he showed his teeth, an attempt at a grin that displayed as a rictus from the manic tension that coursed through him. For a moment, for a faint, instantly-regretted moment, Svyeta glanced up to see Rhenn in his sweaty, addle-brained glory, waving his hand like the inflatable tube man at a car sales lot. She couldn't whip her eyes away from him fast enough as she swallowed and wiped her brow, instead picking upon a slouching, smarmy, yet fiercely-engaged House Thiggian doing his best Fonzie sprawl over her stadium seat.

"So... okay, by that mechanic, then a Fire spell would just work in reverse; taking out the moisture and raising the heat to the point of combustion. If you don't mind me getting all Seinfeld for a moment, and I apologize to yuz guys for the reference, but--" He sat up enough to shrub both hands and waggle his shoulders, his voice going high and in the back of his nasal cavity. "'What's the deal with fireballs'?"

Rhenn's grin went to a grimace as he glared down toward the Hermetic, a pall sinking around the lab tech in time with his hand's drop. He didn't hear a bit of Svyeta's explanation, not over the sound of his own pulse in his ears and his breath quivering in his throat from his rage. He gripped his crutch, the clenched teeth beginning to grit against each other as he waited for the Q and A to finish. Each query after the first sounded as if it originated underwater, and each answer Svyeta gave became more grating, another annoying divergence from his chance to reunite with her. By the time the applause started, Rhenn's body ached from sheer self-exhaustion, kept awake only from the cocktail of energy drinks, amphetamine, oxycodone and dry mouth. As the audience filed out, he sat in place, utter dejection going from the top of his head and down to his braced foot, still grinding and stinging in his stillness. He waited still, even as Svyeta convened with a stately, white-robed draenei shaman and a perky, yet stern human woman in a tweed pencil-skirt and jacket. He waited as the janitorial staff swept at the aisles and begrudgingly navigated around him as he half-heartedly lifted his crutch as the reason he stayed behind. As she took her leave through the side exit to the lecture hall, he cursed in the back of his throat, snorting hot snarls through his nose as he hobbled up on his crutches and angled himself toward the door.

The draenei and smartly-dressed agent both dispersed toward their respective parts of town, the former to Old Temple and the latter to the West End, leaving Svyeta on her lonesome on the casually-populated street. She took a slow breath as she started to bundle her white-streaked blue hair into a ponytail at the back of her head, grazing her fingers against the intricate talisman scarred into the back of her neck. She seemed hardly surprised to see Rhenn once more, his grin even more haphazardly tacked on as his eyes held their scowl from his self-torturing ordeal, gray eyes wild under bleached brows. She set one hand on her hip as the other lazily lifted to wave, turning her shoulder toward him in a subtle show of defensive body language. Her smile went tight, too high on her mouth to be genuine, while her eyes stayed low, sleepy, and near unreadable to give him not a single mote of her carefully-crafted energy.

"Wow, hey! Svyeta! That was a great seminar, huh!" Rhenn's tone of voice betrayed far too much irritation, showing his disregard for her work as he kept loping forward on his crutches, as if angling for a hug that seemed inevitable in his delusion. It wasn't until she circled to the side that he changed his tract, still holding his rage behind his smile as he planted himself and dipped his head concessively. "You wanna go grab a corndog or something?"

"Ughm..." Svyeta winced in a way that showed all of her teeth and scrunched her nose as she shook her head, her back hand pointing down the street as her front hand stayed at her hip, leaving her elbow pointed toward him. "I need to get going back home. I have a cat whose probably knocked everything off my desk and--"

"Oh, still leave all your **** out, huh?" His words came out too sharp for how he had intended them, yet his expression still seemed hopeful, even as he watched the distance between them increase as she backpedaled. He loped forward once on his crutches to follow her, calling out as she kept scooting away. "I'm working on getting that story you showed me on film!!"

"By ****, I rrreally hope you're kidding! That story was, is, and always will be baby****! Please don't... just don't put my name anywhere near it!" Svyeta finally broke from her protocol as enough distance elapsed between them for her to turn her back to him and start her stalk away, turning swiftly down the busying street of pubs and restaurants to put a crowd between her and the living mistake of her past. "Ugh!"

Rhenn balanced in place as Svyeta ran off, shaking from both the pain that wracked his body and the sledgehammer blow to his ego, his face caught between a sneer and a sob before he broke. "Urrrrrugh!!!" He threw his crutches to the ground and tumbled to the pavement, roaring through his teeth as he wielded one crutch like a club and beat impotently at the concrete. "**** you, bitch! **** you!! **** you!!"

He hardly noticed the approaching click of skull-charms dangling from a leather anklet approaching from behind, or the sound of dainty, yet dense teeth pulling chunks off of a freshly-cooked cow's heart approaching from behind him. It took Rhenn a moment to piece together the sharp, gravelly South Carolinian twang, yet it hit like a truck.

"Not if you paid me to give you a handjob with a boxing glove on the end of a twenny foot pole, y' dingleberry." Zofie's bright pink dreads formed a cloak around her shoulders as she crouched over Rhenn, bits of meat-juice dripping onto his cheek as she tore off another bite. "If I have this right, you put a lot of people out of work and took a **** on their names just to impress that girl what just ran away from you like you were a bad fart in an elevator."

"God... ****in'..." Rhenn flailed his arm backward, limply, to swat her away from him, yet he only accomplished her sidestepping to crouch above his head, still gnawing on the beef heart and leaving the juices to spill onto his face. "You--I bet you ****in' tricked her, you stupid pink bitch! I bet you got into her head and turned her against m--"

"Dude, I have never seen that girl in my life. All I'm doin' here is impressin' a point that y'better take your ass down to the studio and hang it the **** up, since your whole reason for bein' there is done gone and..." She raised up on tiptoe as she looked to the horizon, scrunching her nose in a manner that put up the illusion of harmlessness, of a puckish little lass to the passers-by, like the coyote acting the fool before snapping its prey's neck. "... apparently puked on her way to git away from whatever you've made of yourself. It ain't my faith, but sir, this is a Come to Jesus moment if you ever had one."

Rhenn's lips stayed taut as he sulked, scowling into the distance, turning his eyes abruptly away from Zofie's barefoot stroll toward the nearest Watch officer to escort him back to Old Temple.