"Everyone who's not pregnant raise your hand."



"...Not so fast, Keirra."

Gerry: "You took a bit of a hit..."

Keirra: "...yeah, I remember... Dickhole shot me... Did I die..? I think I saw Black Jesus..."

"Two gay men sitting in a truck and you want to find fairies? Right here?"

From Keirra.... "Have you ever had a gay dream? If so, describe it in detail..."

Saila's thought.... Pinching the condom inside to one side -- see Dad? She'd totally paid attention to 'the talk', both when he'd done it and when Cane had gotten all concerned about it...

Mark to Ko... "I'm naht sure if dat's a threat, or iffin yer flirtin'."
Ko to Mark... "Can it be both?"

Levi to Mark over some beers... "Of course, you know I'll always be your eyes and ears, no matter where I am, man. But I want you to remember not to shoot the messenger if I should bring news you don't want to hear." He smiled faintly and reached to gently squeeze Mark's shoulder briefly. "You're my bro, man. I'd do anything for you. You know that?"

Mark and Keirra getting a tattoo together and Mark teasing her about whatit is...

Mark: "I hope yah like bulldogs..."

Keirra: "I do like bulldogs.. I don't know why, they just have old faces... Like they look like they've seen some stuff.. y'know?"

Mark: Really? Dey can't even feck without help."

Keirra: "Maybe that's all just a ruse? Maybe they want help and we're just dumb enough to fall for it. Ever think of that? Maybe bulldogs are just really kinky..."

Mark: "Dey want help?"

Keirra: "Yeah, they want help! Think about it, it's genius... When a guy doesn't want to do the dishes or laundry, he just pretends that he doesn't know how so that someone else'll do it for him! This is the same thing! Bulldogs are super kinky, but they know if they ask for it, they won't get it.. So.. You know, they just pretend that they can't, and BAM. Got stupid humans handling their muff marauders."

Mark: "You sound like you've done some bull dogs some favors.."

Keirra sexual education with a banana and a condom...

"You make sure that it's on right so that it rolls down...and if you put it on wrong, just turn it around, it should still be good."

After parkouring with Saila, and missing a jump from a roof due to a scary devil child, Keirra wound up in a dumpster. Saila inquired on whether or not she was okay, and this is what happened...

Keirra: Oh, I'm good.. I kinda like it in here with all the boxes and..trash...and... *Finds a raccoon on her lap.* ONE FOURTH OF THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY! *Panics*

To Ian:
"This was my dad's hat. He used to wear it out of the house everyday and when he came home," he motioned with it, hanging it on an imaginary hook in the air, "He'd put it up. He'd give me a black eye for wearing it indoors like I do. That fucker was old school legit." He turned the hat over, seating it on his bent knee.

To Dave and Ian:

What you need to do is put my body at the end of the longest deck. Break some bottles of Revival along the boards and light that fucker up. Proper pyre. Let me burn and fall into the water.

Chase, Voodoo and Lexi (brother, sister, ghost)

"Don't let anything get into that, k? What have you been getting into today?"

"Look at him... being the heroic brother.. I gotta say, if I didn't die? I'd hit that. I'd hit it hard.. It's not fair," she said bitterly, plopping down onto the bed but barely stirring the blankets. "I died before I even got to have one little kiss." Pouted Lexi.

"I know, and I'm sorry..." whispered Voo. "It wasn't fair..." When he finished wrapping her up, she took her hand back and wrapped her arms around her like she was cold. And she was... She was always cold since Lexi died. Wore jackets in the dead heat, skin felt chilled all the time.

"He asked you what you did today..." said the pouting ghost.

"I stayed in here, did a jigsaw puzzle with-- ...myself... and I looked out the window... Saw some kids playing, and a cat... Maybe we could put food out.."