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Keirra looked at the mostly empty plate. "I'm more stuffed than last night...and I'm not talking about the grilled cheese I had."
"Poetry," he said with a smile. Gerry glanced over his shoulder at the slim redhead. "You...uh...doin' alright back there?"
Ginny's eyes trailed to Keirra, stuck there until Gerry called out. "I'm fantastic.. I love hearing about sex and gunpowder in a public place. It's really classy." A thumbs up.
He shrugged and then turned. "Oh...****in'...here's a nickle. Go and buy yourself a sense of humor." He flicked a coin in her direction.
The nickle was snatched out of the air and tossed right back. "No, thanks.. How are you going to afford that brain you've been saving up for?"
The two looked alike, and were even arguing like siblings. "...am I the only one seeing this..?" she asked, staring between the two.
-More arguing ensued...-
Keirra was going through the wallet she'd stolen from the girl after bumping into her. "Holy crap smeared on a fuggin cracker..."
"Tell you what, you cock juggling thunder c-"
"McSwag!" Keirra yelped, cutting the man off.
"WHAT?!"
Keirra tossed the wallet to him, he caught it, holding it out of reach from the redhead as he looked at the ID. His face fell, he stared down at the girl, white as a sheet.
"...Ginny?"
Uncomfortable all of a sudden, Ginny's arms dropped to her side abandoning the pathetic jumps she'd been making to retrieve the wallet. "Why are you looking at me like that?..." Then, when he asked her name she squinted. "Yeah, that's me."
Gerry looked as if he might cry for a moment, and then, without warning, wrapped her up into a big, tight hug.
"Okay, uh.. You're freaking me ou-- hey! Let go!" Ginny cried, struggling in his arms.
"Gin..." He whispered, his voice breaking. "It's me."
Eyes went wide for a moment. "G... Gerry?" she asked, pulling back to look at him.
Glassy eyed, he smiled down to her. He could only nod his response.
Her arms immediately wrapped around him tightly, "Gerry..! I've been looking everywhere for you!"
"Gay..." Keirra mumbled softly.
--More touchy feely moments ensued...--
"You've been looking for me for a decade?" His face dropped.
"I mean.. I've been looking for you since you disappeared... but I left home when I was eighteen and haven't stopped looking... Wait.. Weren't you looking for me?"
"Gin...I spent 7 years trying to find a way home. Everywhere I went...they said it was impossible. Said it couldn't be done." He shook his head.
"...oh." Ginny said, and put on a weak smile, her voice faltering, "That's okay... I looked for both of us!"
Gerry smiled down at her. "I thought about you and mom and dad every day...sometimes it's all that got me through..."
"That makes the day that we spent boning seem really awkward..." Keirra mumbled, and dropped her eyes thoughtfully to the plate.
Gerry shut his eyes and shook his head. He gestured to the little rogue."Ginny...this is...this my wife. Keirra. Keirra, my sister."
Keirra waved lightly to Ginny. "Yeah, I figured that one out," said Keirra. "...before you did."
Ginny looked over to Keirra to catch that wave. "...Your...wife?" She did not approve. "...lovely. So I guess she's coming back home with us?"
Gerry's face fell. "Coming...home?"
"Yeah... You said you couldn't find a way home, but... I found a way.. Don't you... Don't you want to come back..?"
Keirra stabbed at the last noodle in her bowl and rolled her wide eyes down with a huff. "Awkward..."
"Yeah, I'd LOVE to come visit, see everyone again...but...this is my home, Ginny." Gerry explained. "Gin... I'm sorry, I can't leave.."
"Okay, I understand... Have a good life, Gerry..." Then she looked to Keirra and lied her pale ass off. "Nice meeting you..." Backing away from him.
Gerry took a step towards her, reaching out. "Gin, don't.." he called. "Talk to me."
"No... No!" Displaying all the woman-crazy she'd bottled up over the years in this very moment. "My whole life, Gerry! I spent my whole life looking for you! When all the other girls were dating, and going to prom? I was at home.. Studying. For college? No, I didn't go to college... I didn't settle down.. I didn't have children... I looked for you. And for what? I'm not wasting another second on you, Gerry..." Ginny snapped, and headed towards the stairs to go up to her room and start packing.
Gerry had never been more broken in his life. He'd move after Keirra as she pulled him. "I know... I know, c'mon big guy..."
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Keirra looked at the mostly empty plate. "I'm more stuffed than last night...and I'm not talking about the grilled cheese I had."
"Poetry," he said with a smile. Gerry glanced over his shoulder at the slim redhead. "You...uh...doin' alright back there?"
Ginny's eyes trailed to Keirra, stuck there until Gerry called out. "I'm fantastic.. I love hearing about sex and gunpowder in a public place. It's really classy." A thumbs up.
He shrugged and then turned. "Oh...****in'...here's a nickle. Go and buy yourself a sense of humor." He flicked a coin in her direction.
The nickle was snatched out of the air and tossed right back. "No, thanks.. How are you going to afford that brain you've been saving up for?"
The two looked alike, and were even arguing like siblings. "...am I the only one seeing this..?" she asked, staring between the two.
-More arguing ensued...-
Keirra was going through the wallet she'd stolen from the girl after bumping into her. "Holy crap smeared on a fuggin cracker..."
"Tell you what, you cock juggling thunder c-"
"McSwag!" Keirra yelped, cutting the man off.
"WHAT?!"
Keirra tossed the wallet to him, he caught it, holding it out of reach from the redhead as he looked at the ID. His face fell, he stared down at the girl, white as a sheet.
"...Ginny?"
Uncomfortable all of a sudden, Ginny's arms dropped to her side abandoning the pathetic jumps she'd been making to retrieve the wallet. "Why are you looking at me like that?..." Then, when he asked her name she squinted. "Yeah, that's me."
Gerry looked as if he might cry for a moment, and then, without warning, wrapped her up into a big, tight hug.
"Okay, uh.. You're freaking me ou-- hey! Let go!" Ginny cried, struggling in his arms.
"Gin..." He whispered, his voice breaking. "It's me."
Eyes went wide for a moment. "G... Gerry?" she asked, pulling back to look at him.
Glassy eyed, he smiled down to her. He could only nod his response.
Her arms immediately wrapped around him tightly, "Gerry..! I've been looking everywhere for you!"
"Gay..." Keirra mumbled softly.
--More touchy feely moments ensued...--
"You've been looking for me for a decade?" His face dropped.
"I mean.. I've been looking for you since you disappeared... but I left home when I was eighteen and haven't stopped looking... Wait.. Weren't you looking for me?"
"Gin...I spent 7 years trying to find a way home. Everywhere I went...they said it was impossible. Said it couldn't be done." He shook his head.
"...oh." Ginny said, and put on a weak smile, her voice faltering, "That's okay... I looked for both of us!"
Gerry smiled down at her. "I thought about you and mom and dad every day...sometimes it's all that got me through..."
"That makes the day that we spent boning seem really awkward..." Keirra mumbled, and dropped her eyes thoughtfully to the plate.
Gerry shut his eyes and shook his head. He gestured to the little rogue."Ginny...this is...this my wife. Keirra. Keirra, my sister."
Keirra waved lightly to Ginny. "Yeah, I figured that one out," said Keirra. "...before you did."
Ginny looked over to Keirra to catch that wave. "...Your...wife?" She did not approve. "...lovely. So I guess she's coming back home with us?"
Gerry's face fell. "Coming...home?"
"Yeah... You said you couldn't find a way home, but... I found a way.. Don't you... Don't you want to come back..?"
Keirra stabbed at the last noodle in her bowl and rolled her wide eyes down with a huff. "Awkward..."
"Yeah, I'd LOVE to come visit, see everyone again...but...this is my home, Ginny." Gerry explained. "Gin... I'm sorry, I can't leave.."
"Okay, I understand... Have a good life, Gerry..." Then she looked to Keirra and lied her pale ass off. "Nice meeting you..." Backing away from him.
Gerry took a step towards her, reaching out. "Gin, don't.." he called. "Talk to me."
"No... No!" Displaying all the woman-crazy she'd bottled up over the years in this very moment. "My whole life, Gerry! I spent my whole life looking for you! When all the other girls were dating, and going to prom? I was at home.. Studying. For college? No, I didn't go to college... I didn't settle down.. I didn't have children... I looked for you. And for what? I'm not wasting another second on you, Gerry..." Ginny snapped, and headed towards the stairs to go up to her room and start packing.
Gerry had never been more broken in his life. He'd move after Keirra as she pulled him. "I know... I know, c'mon big guy..."
And now, back to the show...